Please tell me your masturbation habits. For example1. Average session length.2. Whether or not you get "messy".3. Any moaning?4. Edge?5. Goon?etc.Depending on how this thread goes, I will make another one. Not too soon, though. I'll let some time pass. I will be noting each response down.
>>85835799>1. Average session length.60 seconds to 5 minutes>2. Whether or not you get "messy".No.>3. Any moaning?No.>4. Edge?Never have done.>5. Goon?Don't know what that even means.
>>85835799>Whether or not you get "messy".What does this mean?
>>85835799>1. Average session length.To find porn I want to schlick it to, an hour. But actually getting to orgasm takes a minute.>2. Whether or not you get "messy".No.>3. Any moaning?I try not to, because I live with my parents.>4. Edge?Yes.>5. Goon?No.
>>858357991. Average session length.20-30 minutes2. Whether or not you get "messy".idk I cum a lot3. Any moaning?No4. Edge?Yes a bit5. Goon?I jerk off 3-6 times a day
>>85835803>Don't know what that even means.>gooned; gooning; goons>to masturbate for a prolonged period of time without orgasm in order to maintain a state of arousal- Merriam-Webster>>85835806>What does this mean?Meaning you have no regard for where the ejaculated liquid lands. Along with that, the cleanup is factored into this.Thank you all for the responses so far. This is all highly important to what I'm trying to accomplish.
>>85835799>Average session length10-20 minutes>MessinessNone. I fuck a fleshlight. Good exercise and feels cash.>MoaningSometimes>EdgingSometimes>GoonDon't watch porn. Typically I'll look at a girl I'm talking to's nudes.
>>858357996 to 8 hour, every other day or dailycomplex multi character world building textual gooning scenerioswith occasional break with current scenario related pmvsI make no sound, that's gay, quick and easy to clean
>average lengthLet's say median is 20 minutes, to exclude eight-hour porn binges and half-asleep on-and-offs and such.>messyNo. I come on my stomach and keep paper towels within arm's reach.>moaningI stay completely silent, always.>edgeOnly if I want to come to something other than what I am currently masturbating to, or if I don't feel very into it yet. Or if I'm binging porn.>goonI thought this just mean a jerk off session.I usually lay back in my bed, cross my legs and close my eyes when I get into it, and when I come I cover my face with the bedcovers or my hand.
>>858357991. 5-15 minutes2. I don't use lube or anything, if that's what you mean3. I only vocalize mid-orgasm if I'm home alone, otherwise completely silent4. Not really, sometimes I'll prevent myself from cumming once or twice but I don't make a ritual out of it5. Nah
>>85835855Bonus details:>While fapping I grab a little bit of the ballsack near the back of my dick because it makes it feel less small>I stretch out and tense my legs during orgasm>I find it very difficult to cum while standing >I usually try to cum on my stomach but sometimes it shoots clear over my shoulder and I have to find where it landed before it dries up, very annoying
>>85835799>1. Average session length.Idk, a couple of minutes>2. Whether or not you get "messy".I only fap when i take a shower, so no. >3. Any moaning?Maybe sometimes, i don't really want to fap the majority of the time, it just goes like "well, im already naked and i wont have another chance for today, so fuck it i'll do it" The few times that im actually horny then yes, and maybe even pronounce the name of the girl i like. Yes, i am indeed pathetic. >4. Edge?nah>5. Goon? What the hell is even that?
>>85835799But mister Glownigger, sir, you already know all of that about me. I'm aware of the recordings. Such weird questions.Anyways:-20 minutes. Several sessions on a lazy day.-No mess at all. I ejaculate on several folds of toilet paper and flush them down the toilet, or I masturbate in the shower and clean it afterwards.-No moans.-No edging or gooning. I get it out of my system and go on with my day.**BONUS DEAL**-I watch porn to get a laugh (eg. Loud Nigra soundclip, Efukt, Gachimuchi) but I usually get off to my imagination or just from the act itself; it's mechanical release.-I don't use toys, lotion, substances, dresses or other crutches.-No anal play. I'm pretty old-fashioned.-Some porn categories that get me going are Matures/Cougars/Milfs, exhibitionism, lesbians and people having sex in public areas.-My sexual fantasy is being held by a woman that truly loves me for hours to no end, hugging my head towards her chest and caressing me until I fall asleep.Hope that helps.
>>85835950I've never understood fapping in the shower, the hot water turns your jizz into concrete so any that doesn't shoot directly into the drain is a bitch to clean
Anyone else fap into boxers, T shirts, or socks so it catches the cum pretty neatly? I do this and then just throw them in the laundry
>>85836032Let me guess, your mom does your laundry
>>85835799>1. Average session length.1-2 minutes. I used to last more but now I ejaculate sooner and also feel less pleasure.>2. Whether or not you get "messy".No. I ejaculate with a towel in hand, then clean what I can from it with toilet paper so I don't clean my hands with a jizz towel later.>3. Any moaning?No.>4. Edge?No.>5. Goon?Sometimes I fap with porn, others by myself.
>>85836042No no no. I started doing this when I was in middle school and always insisted on doing my own laundry from that point on.
>>85835964I go with cold water for showering and cleaning, so that isn't an issue for me. Soap and bleach work in my case and I usually drop that load towards the floor and not one of the walls, so it's easier to rinse and wash before taking a shower.
>>85835799>can be a few to several minutes if I find the right couple of clips>I usually just go in a sock, but even when I don't, I use a sock to clean it up, and then put my dick in another sock to catch any residual drippage>no>only when I'm rotating clips>isn't that just masturbation in and of itself?I'm getting better these days, in that I'm only fapping once, maybe twice a week. I'm not an addict.
>>85835799>Please tell me your masturbation habits. For example>1. Average session length.Honestly, it depends on what I am cooming to. If it's porn, then about 30 mins -1 hour. I try to prolong it since nutting too fast is disappointing. If it's written or some shit then 2 - 3 hours approximately. I coom the strongest to written shit while jacking it to my waifu since I'm actually imagining myself personally fucking her which makes me coom large loads.>2. Whether or not you get "messy".I don't get that messy. The stench of my genitals stick to my hands even after I wash them doe. I get nice and lubricant since I'm uncut.>3. Any moaning?Nah, I share a home with my family so I try not to make any noise. But I do rolll my eyes back like an ahego foursome reason>4. Edge?I could never bring msydel to edge. I always give in. My body does at least, I orgasm fast even if I try not to>5. Goon?I go crazy and goon sometimes 5 times a day. I'm unemployed so I can just touch my dick all day if I want to. I like jacking off while my fingers are covered in fast food residue too. I like gooning while being surrounded by food in general since I feel it enhances the experience of pure hedonism. especially since ei have nothing else going for me,
>>858357995-20 mins, I'm uncut but I use lube anyway for minimum friction and I like the tingle, I moan grunt yelp and blast all over the place when I come>edgingI do this as a little treat sometimes
