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I was a kissless virgin at 29 until someone gave me some crucial advice.

Guys trust me, what he told me changed my life forever.
Seriously it altered the way I behaved; gave me ACTUAL meaning in life.

And within a few days I was getting laid like ever day
>*snaps fingers*
Like that!

Not hookers either, just random women who wanted me! Good looking ones as well!

Oh shit, gotta run. Seeing another girl today and I don't wanna to be late.
Remember what I told you and good luck, yeah?
I believe in ya!
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>>85837067
The secret is taking 5 showers and getting a haircut.
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>>85837071
At the same time?
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>>85837071
Lather, rinse and repeat. Always repeat.
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The secret is quite literally, talk to girls.
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>>85837130
and how do you do that once you've graduated university? There are no spaces to meet women
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>>85837130
>"just" talk to girls
>no not like that
>figure it out yourself
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>>85837158
Work, grocery stores, concerts, bars.
>>85837235
Point out something in the environment, an observation about her without being a creep, relate something going on to an interest of yours. Study things that you find funny.

Don't put a big emphasis on it, focus on having fun.
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>>85837250
they *hate* it when they clock on what the non-Chad is trying to do
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>>85837130
>The secret is quite literally, talk to girls
I was just thinking this kek

I see so many faggots complain that someone they think less of has a gf. but like did you try talking to anyone because they did.
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>>85837067
holy fuck it worked, thanks for the advice!
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>>85837130
they're not gonna talk to you if your appearance gives them the 'ick
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>>85837130
>>85837250
What if you're a socially retarded anxious sperg whose conversational skills have not improved after nearly 15 years of customer service work, and you're a 3/10
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>>85837067
this reads like some shitty sidebar ad from 2005 that goes something like
>this guy is fucking fat bitches every day and basically you are fucking STUPID! SIGN UP NOW!
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>>85837067
PUA anime when?
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>>85837130
i was just at a store. the cashier clearly didn't know the person in front of me, and that person didn't say or do anything notable, but the cashier was all big smiles and small laughs. my turn, and it's a cold frown and five words total delivered in such a tone you'd think she was telling me to kill myself.

i don't want to interact with anyone ever.
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>>85837250
approaching girls at work is sexual harassment and gets you fired
approaching girls at the grocery store is seen as repulsive and gets you mocked on social media
girls don't go to bars unless they are single mothers
girls go to concerts in friend groups and hate single men approaching them there

keep up with the times grandpa
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>>85837130
what do i talk to them about
>>85837250
>Point out something in the environment
wow sure it hot today?
>yeah it is
ok what do i say next

>Study things that you find funny
what?
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>>85839705
>ok what do i say next
Not as hot as you though. WINK

Yes, it's really hot, how about we cool down at the movies?

It sure is hot, perfect day for a trip to the beach.

Yeah, it's pretty hot. Ice cream would be good right now, what kind is your favorite?



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