>Oi bruv you got a tenner on ya? 'Ow 'bout a twenny?>Let's see your phone yeh?
niggerfication of society and its consequences
I cannot take threats in British accents seriously. If someone actually threatened me this way I think I would laugh. And possibly get slightly turned on.
>>85837179in serbia, i rape them both
BOOTS FAR MASSAY
>>85837179it should be legal to automatically attack people like this once they start it
What are these chavs wearing over their face?
>>85837229if that happened you'd get robbed and they'd make you suck their unwashed cocks while calling you slurs and hitting you. theses people are subhumans and need to be shot and put down under the ground
>>85837179hey. just saw your text. just carry pepper spray in your purse. okay?
>>85837355They're both gay and would call me a moid? That would make it funnier.
>>85837298thats legal in St. Louis.
>>85837393you can narrate anything can't you!
go easy on them they're young and acting like niggers
>>85837396no need to fucking kill them unless they pull out a weapon and want to get niggity about it. just punch them in the head. cut them gently so they survive but remember by the scars. busting a 50 is not proportionate. as soon as I send a fist through the left chav's head the right wanker will turn a new leaf in life
>>85837420you don't know niggas? those niggas have weapons. you need a weapon, when you're around niggas anyway.
it was really late at night. like when everyone comes home from drinking. i was staying in a hostel in a really posh part of london and you needed these keycards? i guess just to get in the door. i had to take off my backpack and rummage through a bunch of stuff on a knee height ledge? to look for that thing and suddenly heard these horse clopping sounds.. what happened was large, heavy-set white man in a suit had began sprinting down the street and the sound of his wooden soled dress shoes hitting the ground was what alerted me. i guess he thought i was about to rob him? not that i have never done that before. white men have such wide hips. so inelegantly designed for sprinting. this was how white people entered europe by the way. they must have thought they saw a nigga and drifted into europe as the whale's nose drifted to the top of its forehead. sometimes even sprinting as that white man sprinted away from me.
>>85837179*In a high, girly voice*May I have my phone back please?
>>85837420Or they just learn to attack another person more aggressively next timePeople who accost you like this need to be killed
>>85837208Nah. Chavs are organic.
>>85837355Very hot thank you
>>85837208Chavs are purely a British invention. It comes off the back of poor cockney rapscallions of the past. No negros were needed for the poor people to behave like cunts. Its why the biggest hurdle to a polite society is just poor people in general, and why the poors need to be purged.
>>85837179>Chavs in most of the UKLiterally just don't acknowledge their existence and they go insane and get shamed by their mates for being a pussy and not being able to 'start' on someone properly. All they're looking for is for a reaction. Pretty tame.>Chavs in LiverpoolSame as above but they'll usually give you some banter if you're playful with them. They're usually pretty sound, but can erupt into extreme violence very quickly if there's drugs involved. >London Chavs Assume you're going to be murdered and just avoid any groups of young people. Moreso if not white.
>>85838788>Moreso if not white.sound advice for literally every pozzed shithole city of choice yeah
