right-wing people of colour edition
>>85837473Looks like he could be Shamima Begum's brother
Dark nights are cumin
>>85837486Mad how they just slam them on you one day. Just like oh here's a normal sunset time and nope today we're changing it to before you even finish work and it will be that way for 5 months LOL
>>85837486>Dark nights are cuminfor you
Alreet de lids? It me, SSM. Corrrr, anyone smell fish? Bloody 'ell. Garn put some bacon. Bacon. Garn put some bacon in the air fr - the air fra - the oven. Put 'em in the air oven. It lush.
Is that Shamima Begum's brother?
>>85837563It is, that's Shamima Begum's brother
It over now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6EFg5eWWlM
Me? Shan't be watching THAT video again
>>85837486It's about time SSM got a playstation for the dark nights
>>85837628Would rather sell me arse and shit through me ribs than sell me playstation
>>85837473Got this through the letterbox today lads, shall we open it up and take a look?
>>85837642The whole "I'll resign if I fail" and "we'll sack ministers" is not even remotely reassuring. Reform keep saying it because they filled their party with failed Tories who betrayed everyone.But why would we vote for that again? It means the country still gets fucked and the government implodes. Jenrick et al already fucked up and resigned, why would we want to repeat it?
>>85837642Nigel is all bark no bite
Thinking of adding a fleshlight to my EDC. Thoughts?
>>85837703Erotically designed chair?
Why has the name "Paki" become so especially racist?Uzbekistan is named after the Uzbecks who live thereKazakhstan is named after the Kazakhs that live thereTurkmenistan is named after the Turkmen that live thereAfghanistan is named after the Afghans that live thereSame for Kyrgyz, Tajiks etc etc.Stan is equal to land, just like we call Finland after the Fins and Poland after the Poles. You might say Paki with particular venom but it is just the name of the people who live in the land of Pak? Genuinely feel like Pakistanis should not be trying to turn their own core demonym into a nigger equivalent for opression points. It's like saying no calling us English is racist, I much prefer Englandish.
>>85837716It's because when Pakis first came here in the 1960s and 1970s, they raped kids and murdered people and mostly lived on benefits and ruined towns.Any time people referred to "Pakis" it was always in a negative context because they were a negative burden on society, same as niggers. Therefore, eventually the word became an insult and a slur.
>>85837716I've been using bongolia of late.The oldest known name for britain is Albiom.
>>85837719>It's because when Pakis first came here in the 1960s and 1970s, they raped kids and murdered people and mostly lived on benefits and ruined towns.*looks out of the window*What is it with them and the inability to change?
Are nonces attracted to people with learning disabilities?
>>85837727I think I get what you're saying and I agree, most kids nowadays do seem retarded.
>>85837727No they're just the easiest prey. I'm sure they'd prefer kids that know how to wipe their arse properly but they'd be choosing beggars.
>>85837663The electoral system is designed to fail spectacularly.The idea of parties is incompatible with any real accountability, they're just criminal gangs in abstracted form. Anything good they do ultimately becomes a parasitised skin suit.The only democratic system is one with direct accountability to those with a vested interest in their own future who are held accountable for their own failings and more importantly will suffer a loss to their own quality of life if they mismanage it.
>>85837724They've evolved to fill a successful niche.
Shame ebay doesn't have a block seller option. 11 days later, these are finally dispatched. Piss taking fucks they are.
>>85837753I think moohammed wrote it in their bible. I think it's hadith 1:2:fuqyakids
Been thinking about digging underground tunnels and a base with locked doors and secret areas under my house.
>>85837719I understand that but it's still just their name. Beyond the obvious that signalling how offensive Paki is would just encourage it's use by those that want to cause harm, even if all racists did switch to calling them Pakistanis, that would eventually become just as negative?
>>85837770It's the euphemism treadmill. Nigger just means black. Black became offensive and people started coloured. Coloured became offensive and people started saying African American. Then it was "people of colour" (lmao).They reclaimed "black" recently similar to what gays did with "queer" so black is acceptable to say again now.But ultimately if the word is describing something that's inherently negative, it will become a negative word.
>>85837768Don't forget about shoring up the tunnels.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNDppVTVUsshttps://practical.engineering/blog/2026/2/17/so-you-want-to-build-a-tunnel
>>85837786I suppose you are right and we must simply endure the ridiculous demands of twats. It does upset me from a purely autistic desire to regularise the denonyms of the -stan nations though.
>>85837716Why is Timmy offensive it's just a name?
>>85837854>Why is Timmy offensive it's just a name?NTA but it isn't, kek.
>>85837854Bet you were a Joey at school
>>85837724You live in a windowless boxroom
No point being alive lids
My poor Apu has spent the entirety of his adult life searching for Cotton Eye Joe since the school disco he attended back in 98. He has no clue when he left, where he went or even where he came from but is determined to find him. I've tried to dissuade him but he won't listen to a word I say. Tired of him coming in all damp after hours spent in the hedgerows with his giant magnifying glass. Worried the pigeons or foxes will get the better of him one day.
>>85837876Nuh uh I live in a windowed open plan room.
Friendly reminder he's very sensitive please don't set him off
>>85837908I'm not bloody sensitive, how dare you, that's so mean, take it back.
>>85837491>one dayWhen the clocks change, genius.
>say anything at all on /britfeel/Ha you live in a boxroom!
i live in an octagonroombeat that
>>85837919Why so defensive over boxroom shitposting?
Corrr half term mums and daughters in the town of Bude. So right tasty mums lads.
i live in an eneagonroombeat that
>>85837924Cos he a bully
>>85837924I live in a boxroom by choice
are you inbox or volbox
>>85837936I live in two of them.
>>85837897>Nuh uh I live in a windowed open plan room.Proof?
Shoved some valerian root up me arse it lush
Bob the builder in from last night?
corr love fat matures me proper gets the blood into me sausage
Might eat my Lidl doughnut I got on Octopus Energy this week
>>85837964>Proof?Here ya go. Don't doxx me with yer jelly arse.
>>85837980biggest larper here tbqfh
>tfw no PC Jest;_;
This is why your A&E is always so busy. Women like that clogging up the system for mental health. What the fuck have they got to be having panic attacks over? They can get fucking laid whenever they want, treated like princesses wherever they go and get employed easier. They are a fucking joke. Cunts.
>>85837993You've never had a true panic attack little lad. You wouldn't last one fucking day in their shoes.
No sex for me today, like every day
>>85837986You jealous, chief?
>>85837993Don't forget gimmiegrants who turn up with their entire family because little Fatimah has a cold and they're demanding antibiotics. They treat going to A&E like a family day trip.
>>85837983Why did you choose the colour pink to draw you?
>>85838004perhaps he's not a complete/genuine/authentic man
>>85837999Holy triples there de lid.The doughnut you bought is an absolute 10/10. They punch several times their weight and are fancy tier at like one pound thirty. Such a favourite but they're almost 500 calories plus I believe.Goes down well with a nice cup of strong milky tea.
>>85838004I looked at my hand and chose the closest colour.I guess you didn't go to a highclass art school like I did.>>85838007Draw yourself.
Another wagie single man still living with his parents and probably unable to get a gf. He even thinks you have to pay for a tv licence too kek. Guarantee if he has any sisters or female cousins, they'll all move out before he does. Grim!
Guernsey unironically has the right idea with A&E. The exact numbers can be debated, but you really do need a discretionary charge to keep the time wasters away and to help triage.
>>85837999not doubting your donut you fat cunt i'm doubting you won something on the octopus spinner
>>85838012I have DEMOLISHIFIED my doughnut. Real man bizniz.
>>85838021Scratch card, pleb.
>>85838026oh fair enough x
Mum doesn't let me sleep in the boxroom, I have to sleep outside in the kennels
Another joke of a woman living in cuckoo land. Wants to be a fucking animator kek. Yeah as if the world is desperate for more animators cunt. You're not hearing back because there's simply no demand for another animator (especially in the times of AI). Get a fucking proper job and career path. No wonder she's on bennies. Lazy fucking cunt. Pay your fucking parents too leech. These cunts have no clue do they and blame the "economy".
I do charity work for local food bank. Lidl is one of the good ones. All their left over bakery products get donated to local charities and community things for free. There is something amusing to me about donating a whole cardboard crate of doughnuts to the local police station; only time I ever want to be in a cop shop is when I'm giving them treats. x
>>85838031Do the other dogs share their toys with you?
lives rent free with her parents AND in some dire boxroom gremlin she's never even met's head!how sad!
>>85837996I've had but I don't see the point going to hospital over something that will pass. You don't go to hospital over getting angry do you? No - you get it out of your system and eventually calm down.>>85838003Every fucking time you go to the GP there's always some stinky indian family with all their sprogs in school uniform still.
>>85838038No the dogs are in the boxroom
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
There is no fucking point even wasting your energy applying for jobs. There aren't any. 100+ people for every job now. It's over. Fuck working. Give us UBI already or there will be riots like France I reckon in the future. British neet men are at boiling point.
>>85838068I decided to consolidate all my problems into 1 big issue, me.
>>85837882imagine being an 18th century mariner and seeing this creature for tthe first time
>>85837978You just know she's a dirty little whore that sleeps with desperate paki lads.
>>85837978imagine being an 18th century whaler and seeing this creature for tthe first time
It's weird how a man can become a sex offender for having a photo but not for shagging a consenting aged female still in secondary school. Doesn't make sense. Feel bad for the lads caught out by this loophole.
>>85837854It's not offensive, pajeets try to use it offensively, they're that pathetic.I think they found the use of jeet as an insult so unpleasant they tried to flip it.Tim means honoured by god or in honour of god.
>>85838090The crew would make a good haul of blubber off that catch.
>>85838095not following lad
Pretending to do vile zoophilic acts for (You)s on an irrelevant anonymous message boardWhat a life
Imagine being such a bore you can't laugh at anything.
Pretending to be upset over jokes on the internet. What a life.
Will you be buying anthropic stock?
>>85838144all my money goes under the mattress lad
>>85838136Ruthmong hasnt physically laughed in literal years
>>85838136>>85838141How long of a ban did you get?
>>85838148>all my money goes under the mattress ladWhat coins are you stacking?
>>85838156Can't remember the last ban I got, desu.Also picrel
>>85838156I haven't been banned. I just think you are pathetic. You are still gloating about getting someone banned over a mild joke weeks later. Don't you have anything else in your life?
>Barclays cut 5000 jobs because they've been replaced by AI>Microsoft cut 60,000 jobs because they've been replaced by AI>Elon Musk says there won't be UBI, there will be universal high income. AI will do everything, and humans will be given everything for free by the governmentIt's happening. The next 20 years will be nothing at all like anything we've ever experienced.
>>85838185>The next 20 years will be nothing at all like anything we've ever experienced.Good
>>85838185>The next 20 years will be nothing at all like anything we've ever experienced.Isnt that always the case though?
>>85838195Not really. Things have barely changed for centuries. This will be like a complete reorganisation of society and what it means to be a human citizen.
>>85838177>weeksit was 3 days ago, guess you lose track of time in your boxroom
>Things have barely changed for centuries
Oh yeah. I was going to show restraint and not open these till they all came, and they've all just turned up now. Woohoo.
>>85838210Things have changed. But the one constant has been that people go to work, earn money, and use it to pay for their accommodation and food and heating etc. Our whole society is built around work.
>>85838177Maybe he was in a sexual relationship with a horse himself and seeing anon joke about it brought back painful memories.
name THREE (3) major changes in the past couple of centuries. you can't.
>>85838224Most lads here have never worked
>>85838230TelevisionThe internetThe pill
>>85838230electricity fall in infant mortalityinternet
>>85838230Industrial revolutionIpodJazz mags
>>85838230Welfare state (bennies)
>>85838249HSBC also made cuts to do AI this month
What's in this area I've circled red? Is it a nice place to live?
>>85838255woops this for >>85838185
>>85838260they just couldn't put any bumhole icons there or you wouldn't be able to read the text.
>>85838032>19 years oldBig yikes.
>>8583829119 going on 45. Is it something in the food that makes gen Z women age like this
>>85838298yeah being fat
My last ban? Posted something about doing something a bit crime-y. Can't remember if 3 day or 7 day but 4G phone so it didn't take. I sat that ban out in full of course, I ain't no ban evader.
>>85838260Not much but it is nice. Did some work around evesham a few years back, very picturesque. The high water markings around the low lying crossings would suggest looking for properties on a hill thoughbeit.
>>85838306Last run in with the janman was a warning for using the no-no word that refers to gentlemen of a darker skin tone
>>85838306I had one for posting H3 cheating on his wife kek and was 3 day?! I thought 3 days was just for porn
*informs the apus that whoever Susan Saint-James was has died*
>>85838016>>85838032Why are they humiliating themselves like this? Keep your dire fucking life to yourself.
Keep getting spontaneous erections
I have like 40 film noirs on the way in the post and that's lush.
My last ban? When I doxxed HHL.
>>85838185Didn't think it would be happening this quickly. Not a good look for those who work on computers, hope lollers gets to keep his job in the upcoming AI Revolution.
>>85838148Lad who's on benefits and buys Gold Kugerrand's is that you?
Painted whores, not for me.
Want my penis to be enveloped inside a moist warm fanny.
>>85838487Big and hard man over here x
I've just found out there are Indians driving rickshaws in London.
>>85838508Songtitlerelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypApKTXuOxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtq0dVh3h20is it so wrong, to crave recognition ?
>>85838516Been happening for a long time now before rickshaws it was horse drawn carts in tourist trap areas charging 50 pound for 15 min rides. The locals hate it.
>>85838508Do women fantasise about having a cock inside them?
The government is reducing the price of marmalade and pickled gherkins. Truly this is what the people need in these trying times.
I'm pretty sure women don't really fantasise about sex much. They mainly fantasise about a man being tall, wealthy, slightly dangerous, etc. And romantic situations that make them feel special and better than other woman because Chad chose them.
>>85838536what do foids and sean have in common? they both fantasise about being gaped by bantus!
>>85838510Unlike HHL. He's tiny and sickly.
>>85838560HHL is a better man than you'll ever be
>>85838547>pickled gherkinsBumham keeping the price of twiglets high so he can hoard them all.
>>85838565Im not a pedophile so thats objectively false
>>85838574Helper is in a consensual relationship with a high caste adult Indian woman.
>>85838584no he's not lad, what makes you think this?
>>85838565>virgin>nonce>NEET>alcoholic>tiny penis>weak body>low iq
>>85838595It's what I heard in this thread. I would say it's common knowledge at this point.
>>85838605Helper has a normal sized nice looking penis penis. And he has had sex.
>>85838607So hhl has never actually said he has a indian gf then?
>Labour has unveiled cost of living changes that could save the average household 1.75 per monthWhat will you spend yours on /britfeel/?
>>85838584>>85838595>>85838607>>85838621She can be seen in the pictures he posted yesterday on /brit/
>>85838633Mum is rasing my rent to 756.75 a month
>>85838076I'm resoundingly entitled to a generous monthly tall, white & blue-eyed stipend.
Last year HHL said he was going on a date with an indian, shortly after he was raging at indians. It's clear she wanted nothing to do with him
The king of the whites would not date an Indian.He also claims to be doing semen retention, so this relationship he's in might not be very sexual.
I got banned for six months for threatening to kill Poley once.
>>85838714lmao worth it
Corr sparkly.
>>85838729Corrrr, quite a fan of Gengar, me. Used to play as him in Mystery Dungeon even though he was your enemy at first. Always seemed a bit pervy, mind.
No point being alive if your penis isn't inside a fanny on a bihourly basis
>>85838748>Always seemed a bit pervy, mind.Gengar did? The tongue I'd guess.
>>85838798Not massively into blacks but those are some nice boobas.
>>85838798Not into blacks at all and those are hideous udders.
>>85838839Sounds like you're just a racist. I'd happily suck on those milk mounds. Give me some of that. OH AYE!
>>85837473>people of colourwhy did lefties decide one day that it's fine to call foreigners coloureds again?
>>85838848dunno mate, happened like 15 years before most people around here were born
Being around too many black people scares me. Not racist just never met much.
>>85838846I am racist, but those droopy balloons would look bad even on a white woman. Gross.
>>85838875Droopy? You need your eyes checked. They lovely and nice big nipples for sucking. Go on then post some boobies you like.
>>85838883The nipples are the worst part. Looks like a different species. How can anyone genuinely like that?
Quite fascinating the difference a 'U' makes
Afghan men are approximately 45-50x more likely to commit sexual offences compared to British men, and well over 100x more likely to commit 'stranger-assaults' compared to British men.For comparison long term heavy smoking raises your risk of lung cancer by approximately 35-42x compared to non-smokers.The smoking risk was considered a crisis that required a range of top down and frankly draconian responses from the government to mitigate, yet the sexual assault risk, despite being much worse, has elicited no such reaction. Odd, no?
Any Sean simps/simpletons in?
>>85838909HHLDF is always on stand by
People are just jealous of Sean because he has a better life than you. Fact.
Secretary of State for Defence, Wes Streeting, has claimed that the country must be 'ready for war in 1000 days'.Thank god our armed forces are being led by a big soft faced poof who sucks cocks and eats cum from men's arses and gets his arse fucked on the regular by big hard cumming cocks. That's what the country really needs.
>>85838926He is a homosexual pedophile that lives in a care home
>>85838928>written yourFOY
>>85838939He is eating like a king - pork chops, mash, mushy peas. What do you eat?
>>85838926Where are these so-called people? I'm not aware of any. Presumably you can provide evidence to back up your bold claim? No evidence = opinion only, and discarded as false.I'll wait.
My brother worked for a homeless charity shelter for a while. Met a lot of homeless geezers. Interestingly, he said the main common denominator was not alcohol and drugs (although that was a big thing) but was relationship breakdown. As in, argument with parents or lover was too much and they got kicked out. Said he met so many homeless fellas who in hindsight admitted they had been a dick to their parents.
>>85838953Can see some lads on here going down that path. Rely on mum and dad for a long time and then they snap and tell you to fuck off.
>>85838927secretary of state for defense doesn't lead the armed forces mate
>>85838948home cooked meals by my mum just the same as him
>>85838927> sucks cocks and eats cum from men's arses and gets his arse fucked on the regular by big hard cumming cocks. That's what the country really needs.Lad. Our country has been run by public school boys who are like this for the past 800 years.
>>85838967Welper meals are made by the care home. They come on a tray and he doesn't ever have to cook or clean up.
I'd rather eat slop than live in a care home.
>>85838953A lot of homeless blokes are mental.
>>85838971they're clearly made by his mum
>>85838981What are you even on about? His mum is also in a care home, but one for the elderly, not the spacker home that he's in.
>>85838991yeah mate? and what other playset accessories do your dollies have?
>>85838927>sucks cocks and eats cum from men's arses and gets his arse fucked on the regular by big hard cumming cocksgay coded poster
>>85838999you havin a welty again
Have any of you lads ever been homeless? Apparently you see things as a homeless person. Things ordinary people do not usually see. Things that go on in the underworld
He hates when we have a go at his favourite personality kek
He hates when people don't hate the personality he hates kek
He loves when people don't hate the personality he hates
>>85838928>written yourForeign>>85838939>pedophileForeign, like many dolly seethers you notice are foreign/jeet coded
make sure to address the nonces by the correct style guide or they will get very upset about it
>>85838981>>85838991His mammy cooks for him
>look at my heckin screenshot of previous postOmd
Evidence. Real man stuff.
>>85839047Im sorry you lost, maybe its time to stop living vicariously through someone else?
>>85839037That was before he went into the care home. He literally lives in a care home, the meals come on plastic trays.
Do they want HHL to gape them or something?
>>85837917Thank you for noticing I am quite smart
>he live in care homeHOWL CREASE>no he mum make dinnerSCREAM
The thing is the help is there for homeless people but the majority are mental druggies/alcoholics that don't want the help because then they'd have to get sober. Burnham is a mong.
>>85839059He's been there since 2020 you mong
>Im sorry you lost
>>85839013I became homeless in my early 20s, but only for a few days. It was still utterly mortifying and terrifying and I've done everything I can to ensure it can't happen again. The whole reason I hoard wealth and have 12+ month emergency fund and planning to retire early was basically borne out of doing everything I can to make sure I won't become homeless again.And no, the council/government didn't help me at all. They don't give a shit about you if you are a white male.
It upset him so much he had to start googling images to postWhat a life
>>85839096Crease howl, king?
>>85839091BAMZIBWE!
>>85839077>no he mum make dinner
>>85839099more of a scream really
i wish i had a loving mother like HHL does
>>85839089so he's literally such a spastic he lost his power of attorney?
>so he's literally such a spastic he lost his power of attorney?:O HOWL XD
Almost poppy shagger season lads
Me? Love refusing to wear a poopy.
>>85839133good boy for not getting fussy when mummy changes your pongy nappy
>>85839138NTA but hurrhurr
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/yZLW8llQo3HcGNxeb3VsOA/wow what a life
>good boy for not getting fussy when mummy changes your pongy nappyThe jeetest of jeet coded
>>85839150Literal mental illness. Sad!
>he runs off to View Same on any image that upsets himLmao
>>85839156Hey how about we keep racism solely on /b/ or /pol/ as per the rules, thanks!
it really upsets him when you remind how he's wasted a year of his life posting the same image over and over
>it really upsets him when you remind how he's wasted a year of his life posting the same image over and overMelty
>>85839166How about you stop being pathetic. Run bacl to reddit if you are upset
>>85839150What about the banana gif he likes to post
>>85838927Shouldn't we be ready for war 24/7??? Isn't that what the armed forces are for?
Smoked a joint listening to Yeezus by Kanye West transcendent x
>>85839209Turbo cringe lad
>>85839233Think whatever you like lad. I'm having a wonderful time x
Can't wait until the seethers and meltymongs go to bed and the comfy posting can start
ate some pre made chicken salad from the shop now ive got the shits, not rite imo
Legit bored of nearly everything. All I do now is watch youtube, twitch and doomscroll
>>85839209I'm about to have a spliff the play a mountainbike game on muh PC.
>>85839267Start an auditing channel
>answer the door>it's the post lady with a parcel>accept it and say thanks>her eyes glance down and then back up to my face>close the door>look down and realise my light grey jammies have a wet spot where my bellend is
>>85839267Same lad. No point being alive if you don't have a vagina on your face on a daily basis.
>>85839273Have fun lad x
Nearly 11pm in Mumbai. Bed time for Indian meltymong hopefully
>>85839294That's the plan. Hope you're doing something comfy.
>>85837893give him sone reeMT lad
I got the vaccine in an attempt to stop my leftist ex leaving me. She was quadtillion VAXXED and boosted at earliest opportunity told me to do the same I put it off because I didn't want it. When it became obvious to me she was sick of me, emotionally distant af, no sex I tried all manner of desperations including going out and getting the first dose of the vax just to show her that I can change and obey. Turned out she was already cheating on me for months before that.
I think it's time to accept that Sean won, lads
>>85839410>trusting a woman>trusting the governmentNARM
>>85839412i wouldnt want to swap lives with him desu but i agree he has it better than some loser wagie, given his circumstances he probably has the best possible life he could have, his life could be much much worse
Lads... I'm not a man, unless I have a woman... x
Sean won a face full of my cock.
>>85839189ooh you're a big lad are you? lets hear your most racist post then big boy
Best track off Yeezus. HUGE grower for me xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUFiVwa6U_c
It's coming lads. Uncle Klaus warned you.
>>85839429It's not that I really trusted either the government or her when I was already aware she was texting this lad all day I coped was a "friend" I just didn't want to be alone. So yeah narm.
>oh my giddy grimbig fan of this
>>85839410Go watch another dvd.
I wonder how many charlies SCEA is on these days
Forgot I had a milkshake in the fridge. Get in x
>>85838016>gaming chairLike clockwork.
Fanny goo
Jamaican place opened near me. Fucking beautiful jerk chicken wraps lads x
BIG opinions about furniture they'll never sit it
Pointless being alive when you'll never pork a British rose's tuppence
>>85839520I'm British lad x
Bored, lonely and depressed and got no more beers in. Every day we above ground is a shit day x
Bowel movement coming, I shall report back with a Bristol Stool Chart rating
pointless to work if you can just get bennies instead
>>85839565If you work you get a significantly more money.
>>85839568even a high IQ lad like shippy cant get more than minimum wage
>>85839568You don't though.
>>85839575Everyone here are dumb fucks who flunked school, but thought they were smart because they were into nerdy stuff.>>85839584Get a degree
>>85839472Wait until you hear oh my giddy gape!
>>85839592ill spin your jaw lad name a time and place
Really bad bowel movement, lots of blood, dire.
>>85839624Get a check-up, lad. Could be cancer.
>>85839626Really hope so
Walking in the house and she's sitting on a chair with her knees at her chest messaging this lad totally absorbed in the screen like a giddy school girl (31 years old). Pretending I didn't know. Grim.
>>85839624Blood is always piles. If you were bleeding anywhere else in your digestive system it comes out black.
>>85839592>Get a degreeWhat degree did you get and what job do you do now lad?
frosty jackz allegedly had a degree in finance
>>85839643Sociology Researching anonymous niche online communities
Trying hard not to let you down again.
>>85839624>Really bad bowel movement, lots of blood, dire.Oh my giddy grim
Are you lads team Nigel or team Rupert
>>85839671Neither. They're both opportunistic grifting cunts who will sell out the nation to the highest bidder
>>85839679Let me guess, you want Islamocommunism
>>85839689Just want normal politics for normal people
One of the five men arrested near the US military base called the police after a "handler" warned there was a bomb in the van, a court heard.Mohmed Abdulkarim, 24, and Nouman Essghir, 24, both appeared in court on Tuesday charged under the National Security Act 2023.Abdulkarim, of London, is accused of assisting a foreign intelligence service, by acting as an "intermediary" for the handler Ali.While Essghir, also of London, has been charged with entering a prohibited place for a purpose prejudicial to the UK, relating to an alleged "reconnaissance" mission on August 22, around a month before the Fairford incident.The group were ordered to drive the van loaded with petrol to RAF Fairford by a handler known as 'Ali' who police believe was working on behalf of Iran.No explosives, or improvised explosives were found in the vans, the court heard.Police did find a metal oil drum in each, two of which had petrol in, along with hard plastic water butts and internet-enabled dashcams.Prosecuting, Louise Gray, said: "Shortly thereafter the message was received that there was a bomb in the vehicles and one of them called the police."Abdulkarim is alleged to have aided the organiser, Ali, who is believed to be abroad and to be acting in the interests of the Iranian state.Ali is also potentially connected to an incident at the Israeli embassy earlier this year, where propaganda videos were posted online suggesting it had been attacked with a chemical weapon by a drone, the court heard.Prosecutors allege that Abdulkarim aided Ali, buying equipment for the mission and receiving multiple payments from him totalling around _70,000.Before the men, allegedly enlisted by Abdulkarim, travelled to RAF Fairford, _300 worth of petrol was filled into the drums in the back of the vans.
>>85837893This deserves a you lad this is one of your best of all time to be frank. Simple but effective. I say that as neither someone who licks your arse nor a dedicated hater but your gimmick is simply hit or miss for me sometimes it works sometimes it insists upon itself. But this one, you've done yourself proud.
>>85839694That's what Restore Britain is. Just everything going back to normal, treat the British people right and stop doing insane things.
>>85839700is it illegal to drive around with petrol in a metal drum?
>>85839708restore is an incel/right wing party full of literal nutters
>>85839708Clue is in the name isn't it. RESTORE. Ctrl alt del. Factory reset. x
>>85839719Fuming Abdul x
>>85839719>full of literal nuttersI'll pass on mental health assessments from the polanski euthanise granny cut your dick off mob
might move cornwall once i got rich with crypto
Are there any browns in cornwall?
I want to put my willyberg into a womanberg's fannyberg
yeah that world salad really showed him!
>>85839759you mean this post? >>85839242
>>85839749There's a lot more down there since the Boriswave. Heard Truro is getting quite bad now.
>former tory councillor in court for drugging and watching over men rape his wifevile party of reprobates
>>85839700Just the most blatant false flag, they're clearly getting ready to drag us into the war when Trump restarts it again.
good morning allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A>Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again(oh aye)hope you've all slept + passed withdrawals + recovered from your substance(s) of choice. me? discovered that Quentin Tarantino is a liar. of course you can have cocaine then heroin, it'll just balance you back out (i didn't have heroin but i did have 'downers')
>>85839793Respectfully lad grow up
Fudge packer Mike Beuttler
love me fishy fishy shit oh aye give me that fishy fishy shit oh aye i love that shit and that fish give me those fishy shitty nukes we be doing the bacon buddy dance in heaven de lids i got a hound at crufts we road to masters ps5 not for me de lid
>>85839795mad how he has regular sex and you don't
Sensitive Sperg mocked by his milf mother then she tweets about it. Not right that.
>>85839809Only sex he's having is you sucking his e-dick for some reason
>>85839811Like a wasp in a bucket? What's that even mean? Get your tits out you old slag and let the sperg have a go.
Uhm... what exactly is "Miss Africa Scotland"? What does that even mean and why is it a thing?
Still can't work out why he did it lads. It doesn't make sense.
*pins his apus eyes open in a clockwork orange-esque fashion and forces it to watch old advert compilations on youtube*
>>85839826State of that fucking hairline. Bloody Africans.
>>85839826on first glance it seems like a beauty contest for black women in scotland, doesn't really seem hard to understand from context clues
>>85839809nah i don't, tbqh.call it 'a cope' or 'sour grapes' but i don't think i'd enjoy that, at the moment. for one thing, ageing. for another, i'm not currently in love with anyone (one of them 'demisexuals' aka 'normal people', me.)
Still can't work out why he posts about him every day. It doesn't make sense.
>>85839835What a bizarre idea. Are you going to pretend to misunderstand things now
>>85839837thought you were the one who breeds his gfberg, never mind then
oh dear he's already poisoning the well
>>85839826The world's most overpromoted middle manager John Swinney prefers to call them 'New Scots'
>>85839841Can you read? Because I still can't work out why he did it.
time to fire up today's Wordle.
Little lad embarrassed me at the Beige Buffet this evening so had to teach him a fucking lesson. I give him his weight in Tangfastics every day and the little prick still went swimming in the Pepsi vat. Ruined it for all the well behaved Apus.
To openly admit you're a leftist today is like coming out as a paedophile. They foam at the mouth and kick and scream so much these days because they know they're done. 10 years of cultural hegemony in a death spiral.
>>85839870He just wanted to clap dem cheeks de lad.
>>85839841It arouses him. He is turned on by it and keeps bringing it up so that there's more discussion of it for him to jerk to.
>>85839841it gives him attention in his sad empty life
>>85839835>>85839843genuinely, now that you've written this, i am actually confused.not playing coy but the fact they called it 'Miss Africa Scotland' and not, say, 'Miss Black Scotland' or 'Black Miss Scotland' or something, i see a pretty obvious flaw if it's just for black women.also all these beauty contest things are dumb, and almost always just an advert for a shopping centre or something. they aren't even a competition for what they claim to be, it might as well be randomly selected.(honestly, pay them no mind, ever.)
corrr got today's Wordle.i COULD even exclaim.....
fuuuuuuarkin' 'ell wouldn't mind a cheeky little gape sesh right about now is that gonna be alright with you lads?
Do Nigeria hold a "Miss Europe Nigeria" contest?
>>85838848It's just another gay demoralisation psyopWypipo = bland, dull, no colour"People of colour" who all have black hair and eyes = diverse, vibrant, colourful
>>85839925Epic post, sir!
I wonder if he'll make another le epin edgy post about vile sex acts in between spamming and samefagging his politics again?
Called a black lad a negro at work and he put in a complaint. Cheeky cunt, not my fault he's a negro.
Important reminder: Helper has never been gaped. He is a heterosexual man with no interest in butt stuff.
>>85839939And then you woke up, little lad x
>>85839826Ngl id nut in her
>>85839930>Epic post, sir!Thanks>>85839935Literal schizo talking to yourself
>>85839947Wonder if he has gaped his brown gf yet
i am writing a screenplay it is about two racists who meet online and one is a girl racist and one is a guy racist and they fall in love and meet IRL but it turns out they didn't say WHICH racism they held and one is black and one is whitewhat's clever is the film alternatives actors so it changes which is which, so neither side/opinion is 'the correct one'working titles:GrisRepellent AttractionorChequers (btw they meet in Chequers)
>>85839962What if one of them says they're a white supremacist polish woman named monica white but it turns out they're a pakistani transgender man named amer hussein?
>>85839952Fuck up little lad before I spark you back to Huddersfield.
>>85839959Ugh, imagine the smell. She won't be clean down there. There are some smells you can't ever get rid of.
>>85839978Painting the walls fixes this btw
>>85839875it used to be a classy silver service affair until they adopted the buffet model, now its just apus wilin' out
>>85839983>The house doesn't need to be painted>but I'm convinced the smell is in the walls.how did the author come to this conclusion?(not saying that Reddit post is a work of fiction, but i suspect it might be.)
>>85839983She can't paint her rectum or piss flaps
I am not a Brit, how is restore doing ?
Corrr what a great opinion.
>>85839994That's easy to understand? It doesn't need to be repainted (in good condition, looks fine). But they suspect the smell might be IN the walls.
>>85840000She should abandon her gaming channel to make babies before its too late. She might have 2 years left at most. She'll be in her 60s holding pieces of plastic where grandchildren should be. Beauty faded. Simps moved on. This is sad.
>>85840014>That's easy to understand?it wasn't for me ;_;although yeah you're probably right, thanks lad.although although, to put on my pedant hat, any solution probably WOULD then require repainting the walls 2bh
>>85840016shes a lezzer de lad
nta but a smoker used to live in my hovel and when i moved in i had to paint the walls new because it stunk, i fucking hate smokers theyre all fucking retarded
>>85840027MIght help a bit, but I suspect it would still seep out. It's probably in the floors and absorbed into the structure of the house.
>>85840032How do you know de lad
>>85840040same lid, smokers lose their sense of smell and don't realise how bad they stink and where they live stinks and how they make everything stink in a very large area around themselves every time they light up
>100 days ago they took Top G from us
Nintendo should stop making Zeldas. they don't seem to understand their own games at this point, or at least THEIR creative decisions if they work with another developer (Metroid: Other M with all the cutscenes/talking, new Star Fox with all the cutscenes/talking, etc.).Capcom made two good Zeldas. some pixel art indie rhythm game dev made a good Zelda. nOoT by looks like an absolute nightmare.
>tfw missed out on tuppence
I think people who joke about trans suicide is a ghoul. Same with any suicide really
>>85840076Sorry, English isn't great. I'm Turkish
>>85840076Black Trans Lives Matter
Had to get my mum to open a jar for me earlier. How humiliating.
>>85840076i think people who care this much about death are weirdos
>>85840092I love when mumberg gets me to open a jar and i do instantly, few moments i feel like a real man
>>85840055He had CSAM on his phone and trafficked minors for sex. Is this your hero?
>>85840047she has a girlfriend whose sometimes in her videos
>>85840104well its why they like HHL to
>>85840113Why do you write like an Indian
maybe i'm a racist like in that Reddit post, but i read once on 4chan that the Japanese anime industry GENERALLY considers CGI in their cartoons all cutting-edge and futuristic.i mean tbfair the same thing happened here with Star Wars, Red Dwarf, etc. when it was a new type of special effects, having CGI in your movie was like "whoa, that's as good as it gets."but idk, everyone agrees a well-drawn spaceship is better than some cel-shaded vehicle that fires gradient lasers and moves at a higher frame rate than the characters.i just don't get how Japan are so BEHIND when it comes to games and animation. those are their main things.
>>85840117It's because he is Indian. Hope this helps.
>>85840117close! im turkish
Comfy night ahead. Got a bit of weed, some Doritos and dip, Spaced on the telly. Class x
That post sent the HHLDF feral.
>>85840092Next time carefully tap the edge of the jar lid on a hard surface.
>>85840092Just use a tea towel. That's what I always do.
anyway don't want to be a negative nelly. check out some Irish animation. those lads are on the way up
>>85840109She's hidden it well then. No doubt because simps will dry up.
>>85840130HHLDF = comfy, good lads, hetero, bantsHHL haters = seethers, gay porn, scat, stinky
>>85840123from what province do you hail
>>85840148>from what province do you hailLancashire
>>85840145thats a strange way of saying 'defends a nasty little pedophile'
The head of the anti-HHL brigade is fucking footmong. All you need to know about them.
Remind me again what happened to the gape spam everyone hated the moment HHL was banned?
back at my parents', they had some blue rubber square in the drawer with all the cables etc. nobody had any clue what it was from, but it was perfect at gripping/opening stuck bottles and jars.one day it disappeared ;_; with no way to get a new one, because nobody even knew how we got it.(picrel it's a blue square.)
>>85840104What color is your Bugatti m8
>csam is LE BAD
Corrr. I subscribed to her only fans months ago and her live stream consisted of her begging for tips by saying she'll play with her vibrator, she got no tips and rage quit. Good to know she's not AI.
>>85840152i've heard others say the same. heard any word from the other provinces?
>>85840177Forgot pic didn't I x
>>85840177cor i bet that ruined the illusion she WANTED to play with her vibrator. it was all an act.good thing you found out lad x
>>85840171LOL they were all rented. Tate owned none of them
>>85840191She sat there in her nighty, begging for tips sipping wine and then stormed off corrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeyDI7d1FcThoughts?
>>85840187>pick a stripper name>it makes you sound like a nail salon
>>85840187Looks a little bit like Janet Street-Porter
>>85840170>with no way to get a new one, because nobody even knew how we got it.Maybe somebody left it one day?
>>85840202It's a massage parlor but she'll wank you off. Just don't tell anyone. It's a secret.
>>85840171>colorFOY
>>85840195Knowing this much tate lore because he upsets you is absolute NARMcore
>>85840210Used to have one of these it was a yellow rubber sunflower. No idea what happened to it though.
Learning tate lore from your fav transgender youtubers to mentally store for arguing with chuds
>>85840187I'd pay to NOT see her playing with a vibrator. Yikes
>>85840200i don't like that still it's landed on for the thumbnail (or worse, that the uploader has CHOSEN)shan't be playing this video.have this Russian opera adaptation of Morrowind instead:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9XmqtPe9BE
>>85840218It was on the news a while ago mongboy. Also how is little Andy doing in prison atm?
It was heckin rented dumbdumb
>>85840195He was smart enough not to buy them and waste 2 million dolalrs. Learn from this kid
>>85840230Corrrr she's a bit rough but still
>>85840200Only looked at the thumbnail, but looks a bit noncey that
>>85840236You tell me lad I would put everything I own on you knowing more about him than me. You've got that derangement.
>>85840243How did a middle aged woman like this end up doing OnlyFans? I bet she's childless and has many cats.
>little AndyLeftoids trying to act hard lol
There's bound to at least one paedo in this thread, isn't there?To that paedo, you can't run forever.
>>85840262Easy money. Men will buy anything if a woman is selling it.
>>85840210cor and phwoar. i did try and find it online (including just now, for an image) and i reckon i'll order one of these.there was no texture to it or anything, i don't think it was a dedicated>jar openerfrom a shop, just a bit of material someone had cut off something in the 90s, given to my mam or dad.>>85840222oh yeah i feel like i've seen these ones.1.35 online though? worth a try. don't need the gimmickry of a fun sunflower shape, me.
That childless leftist uncle who goes on about trump all Christmas dinner when you live in hertfordshire
>>85840267I don't get it. There an infinite number of younger more attractive women doing pretty much anything on camera available for free.I've never understood OnlyFans. It must be meeting some need that I don't have.
>>85840249All I know about the little lad is that he's rotting away in prison and he will never see the light of day again. Not sure why you're so high strung up about Andy. Perhaps me mocking him has stuck a nerve, tell me did you subscribe to his little online self help courses?
That incel racist uncle who goes on about immigrants when you live in Plymouth
>watch youtube>YOU FUCKING VILE NONCE
>>85840275Not sure what I typed, but as I was just on amazon I looked for rubber jar opener and there's a good selection on there.
>>85840295He sounds based as fuck. He should come on here.
>>85840308Does she remind you of your mother? Is that why you're into it? Or perhaps one of your teachers you had a crush on
GOAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppCpoqFUrU0
>>85840292I mean you're the one this invested in an e-celeb. Didn't know he did courses lad. Any other fun facts about Andrew tate that excite you?
Me? I'm very excited for GTA, I'm just salty about how expensive it is.
Corrr it's lush out here x
>>85840299good shout lad, just one of things you never THINK to buy, then wish you had.mad how this 8-pack is going for 12 quid. i mean that's just pricey for one thing, but do you NEED 8? (i certainly don't)
>>85840292Didn't it get exposed that only Indians subscribed to his alpha male courses? Kek
Shan't be playing PakiTA 6
>>85840317My mum was hotter
>>85840325Dirty stalking nonce. You leave those girls alone
>>85840325nice piccy lad, really gives the sense of motion
>>85840325On Google Maps as we speak x
GTA V launched at 39.99. GTA VI is launching at 89.99 (no, the cheaper version doesn't count because it deliberately leaves things out in an attempt to appease people). GTA IV ALSO launched at 39.99. BLOODY JEWS.
>>85840342The cheaper version does count because it's just customization .
>>85840336Corr should I go into the playground and talk to the girlies x
>i'm an adult who plays video gamesGrow up.
>>85840344Doesn't matter. It's customisation that should be in the game already. They essentially cut it to justify a cheaper version as people were complaining about the price. In-game stores locked behind a paywall? What a joke.
>>85840346Don't you dare, vile beast
>>85840354Yeah be a grown up and subscribe to only fans slags x
>>85840357I agree, but you're not really missing out on much.
>>858403288 is a bit excessive, plus 12 quid for them is even crazier.
>not playing video gamesNARM&NGMI
>>85840370Still, I want the full launch experience and I have to pay the 90 quid to get it. Rubs me the wrong way. I know it's standard practice nowadays but still. If it was just shitty online money or something I probably wouldn't care. But what if the paywalled shops have a style I want? Bastids.
>>85840325>tfw you boost the brightness in the photo
You're 22 at a house party. A sweaty bloke mid 30s, lurches over barking his spittle in your ear >that tarantino was wrong you know haha>uppers and downers? >not like the film haha>done them all me done the lot>pulp fiction mate? reservoir dogs? ahh before your time is it! >heeeere I am shtuck in the middle with yoooou>name it I've done it lad ah ha I'm like a seagull for the gear oh the nights I've had Yeah? Nice one mate haha ah I've just remembered something I needed to do but you have a good night mate alright
>>85840383Get a fucking job neetboy
>>85840381I'm playing one (having a smoke break).
>>85840399Suck my cock gayboy.
I can tell why you're all virgins.
>>85840419I bet it's to do with not having sex. It's usually the case.
>games are more expensive now>that's because of inflation!>no, they used to be more expensive in both absolute and relative terms>but you got more out of one game, and there was no DLC!>games had expansion packs and MOST games were shite>more people rented games back then though!>well we're talking about buying the actual game to own>m-money JUST WENT FURTHER back then, OKAY?(nice little argument i just had inside my head x)
>>85840429PS1/N64 era was a gamble. The games were expensive and if it was a piece of shit you played it anyway because you knew you weren't getting another game until your birthday or Christmas.
wee spoiled little laddie i was, daddy bought me a new game practically every week
>>85840416My man, keep up the good work
>>85840470I need to find another knife, I picked up a baseball bat and it swapped it for the knife. It's a right pain the knife was more fun.
>: Mohmed Abdulkarim, one of the two suspects charged over the RAF Fairford plot
>>85840483oh my mongboy
>>85840449>The games were expensive the PS1 putting games on CDs was pretty smart. even if it led to 4053 total games (fucking hell) and agonising loading times.i wonder if they anticipated piracy when they were designing it. was it just a measured cost that someone, some day would bypass the copy protection chip? but who gives a fuck if enough people buy the official games to begin with?
you fucking stupid twat
>>85840518Surprised nobody has used this sentence before.
>>85840514I don't know but everyone knew someone who could chip your PS1 and there was always people in city centre selling burned games. My dad got mine chipped for me and I got games way more often then. I remember getting a burned copy of Thrill Kill (which was never released). They eventually reused the assets for a Wu-Tang Clan game.
pls don't play GTA on a keyboard ;__;
>>85840522why would anyone use a grammatically incorrect sentence
Corrr Christian Bale is looking well
>>85840449I remember buying Team Buddies for my PS1 when I was about twelve. Game was filled with the foulest obscenities and it was hilarious. Got into loads of trouble when my mum heard my character shout 'YA FUCKIN BASTARD' on my little CRT.
A pale brunette with milky thighs and pink nipples cor
>>85840539Would be better with black hair IMO but do like a brunette. Like a bit of hair on the pussy as well. It lush.
>>85840548I like cumming in her bush
How many turks are there in britfeel?
>>85840560At least two. I run a barbers.
>>85840533'you stupid fucking twat' could be a twat of low intelligence, currently having sex.
Ruthlad isn't turkish.
Why are there so many paedos on /v/?
>>85840570Ruthmong is Turkish and nobody calls him Ruthlad.
if HHL doesn't like being called a pedo why did he tell everyone he viewed CSAM and then joked about it?
depressed because the type of girl i want to date does not exist in real lifeits not like i want a perfect supermodel but the slightly edgy high functioning 5/10 autist girl is an idea rather than a real person
never heard of Team Buddies. watching a longplay video now, aren't i?looks like a proper laff, this. like Worms x Hogs of War x Conker's Bad Fur Day, or summat.R.I.P. Psygnosis, you made some proper gems x
Any other lids have the 3D version of Breakout on PS1? Loved it as a kid but looking back it's proper fucking wank.
I would to batter ruthmong to a bloody pulp. Leave him as a stain on the floor.
>>85840603i know this person. she just bought 'retard food' (her word for our 'beige buffet' type scran) then spent the day off from acquiring her 4.5th university degree to learn Slay the Spire 2 strategies.she's good-looking and she knows that, tbqh attractiveness is a bit of a lottery even when it comes to high-functioning autism. there are probably tons of lasses out there like that. ganbatte, lad.
>I would tomongboy
>>85840606Was such a unique game and nothing after it has ever even been attempted. The same with the Creatures series.We lost so much.
Corrrr... Spore was a cool game. Not perfect but bretty fun to fuck around with.
new bus edish xxx>>85840648>>85840648>>85840648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvbMIaVHWFQ
>>85840614YES. i either had a demo, or i had it burned on a disc and barely played it because it was a bit shite.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsKG6ed_GZQjust scrobbling through, only SOME of the levels are actually Breakout? and they have the worst camera perspective they could have chosen? lol wut.PS2/Xbox so a bit later, but it reminds me of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BebGA5x3RvQ>the Tetris pieces are actually aliens with googly eyes, and the Tetris puzzles are how they generate energy for their home planet.
>>85840658this orkoid freak is a genuine threat to young girls, it would be extremely easy for him to get an actual young girl to meet himhurrah for the noncehunters! who knows what would have happened if they hadn't been around
