>Work in a call center as a customer service rep>Boring most days>i take so many calls that I just fall into routine and barely think about what I'm doing>Answer a call>"Thank you for calling the customer service department. My name is Anon, and this call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes. How can I help you today?'>Woman on the other end asks "Is this AI?">Fuck it, why not>Make my voice as robotic as I can>"Yes, but I'm programmed to be helpful. What questions can I assist you with today.">Go through the whole call pretending to be a robot>The woman on the other end seems uneasy the whole time, but we get through it easy enoughI think I'm just going to do this from now on because people don't yell at robots.
That's kind of genius OP. But don't get in trouble from the call monitors.
