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ok I will measure my dick girth, as soon as I finish eating my burger
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>>85839773
>as soon as I finish eating my burger
yeah, get fat... GET FAT!
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>>85839779
not a chance, ive always been anorexic and probably always will be unless I see a doctor :/
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>>85839784
brutal... i'm praying for you (to get fat), anon.
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>>85839773
>will measure
finally
have you finished your burger yet?
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>>85839807
why? do you hate me?
>>85839822
theres like 1/4th left
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>burger
did u get a whoppa?
did u get a whoppa?
did u get a whoppa?
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>>85839840
no I got a cheddar style from cook out
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>>85839842
DAYUM, that sounds yummy
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>>85839832
>why? do you hate me?
i don't hate you i just find the idea of a "man" like you getting FAT really fucking hot. sorry :-)
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>>85839832
>theres like 1/4th left
enjoy it
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>>85839849
it is
>>85839861
well sorry for you but I dont ever think I can get fat unless I quit my job and eat all day
>>85839865
I am
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>>85839874
quit being such a tease
show us the burger
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>>85839899
no Id have to get up and get my phone and I just dont feel like it
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>>85839904
>he's already showcasing FAT people behavior
YES... YES!!!!
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itll go to ur thighs
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>>85839917
Ive always been lazy
uhh youre a guy right?
>>85839948
I hope it goes to my ass
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>>85839958
>Ive always been lazy
sure :-)
>uhh youre a guy right?
what do you wish for me to be?
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>>85839964
>what do you wish for me to be?
if I told you youd lie about it
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>>85839972
>if I told you youd lie about it
i would never.
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>>85839986
so what are you then? foid or moid?
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>>85840006
stop asking questions and just post your girth measurements.
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>>85840020
im still eating its like 1/8th now
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he is still eating its like 1/256th now
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>>85840020
>>85840049
don't rush him
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>>85840029
what about now?? hhuh? 1/16?? 1/32??
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>>85840194
oh yeah just finishing my soda now
so u said I can use anything right?
just a string?
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calling it now 9" by 3"
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>>85840216
yes to measure the circumference you could use a string
just wrap it around, make a mark and then measure
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>>85840216
>so u said I can use anything right?
>just a string?
I need to know
answer my questions!
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>>85840272
oh fuck I need a ruler too?
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Okay guys I tried putting it in a toilet paper roll and it won't fit even if I push
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>>85840305
h-hot. i remember when mines grew enough to where it couldn't fit.
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>>85840288
yes of course
you can't measure without measuring tools
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>>85840349
oh I was just going to take a pic of the string
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>>85840356
and how would we measure the string?
we'd need at least some object of a known size like a phone that you know the size of
but then still the estimated length won't be accurate
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this board is so fucking gay
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>>85840390
i bet theres at least one foid in this thread so its more like this board is so fucking bisexual
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>>85840288
don't tell me you don't have a ruler!
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>>85840349
>>85840382
>>85840390
>>85840504
ok I did my best to measure it and it looks to be just a little short of 6 inches
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so can i jerk off now?
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>>85840555
When you buying a cage for that puppy?
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>>85840577
is that small? i literally dont know
and solo chastity is lame
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>>85840555
>looks to be just a little short of 6 inches
yeah that's what I expected
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>>85840590
im glad you got your prediction right
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>>85840586
Was kidding, its just slightly above average. Nothing crazy though.
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>>85840605
ok maybe I could get it harder but I guess its a thing that gets softer with age
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>>85840605
that's quite a bit more than slightly above average
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my girth is 5.3. are any femanons interested?
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>>85840634
I hardly believe you considering i border 7 inches one and that feels pretty small.
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ok so can that tomoko poster post his dick now?
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>>85839779
fpbp
eating burgers to get fat
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>>85840710
Is your fetish obese women?
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im still eating its 1/1024 now
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>>85840774
did you finish your food yet?
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>>85840705
what if it's small
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>>85840869
why would that change anything?
just post idfc
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All of the posters ITT are cute in real life, I can tell.
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>>85840889
then why am i still a virgin?
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>>85840873
okay
but it's actually very very big
it'll have to take multiple pictures and join them together
when I'm done I'll send it
right now I'm about 1/256th of my way to being done
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>>85840935
Because you don't talk to girls
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>>85840889
im still 94kg sadly
and im not getting any younger
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>>85840951
I hope you find anough cameras
>>85840953
Idk where to find girls to talk to
and dont say cons cuz im shy
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>>85840889
mee?? cutee!?
no no no no, I'm not cute!
not at all
.>///<
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>>85840710
hell yeah.

>>85840889
thank you, and yes. i'm very cute.
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Still eating my burger, 1/2^1000 now
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WTF TOMO HAZ A DICKE?
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>>85841597
have you finished eating it yet?
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will we get to 69?
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you better not be posting your dick on here jt



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