ok I will measure my dick girth, as soon as I finish eating my burger
>>85839773>as soon as I finish eating my burgeryeah, get fat... GET FAT!
>>85839779not a chance, ive always been anorexic and probably always will be unless I see a doctor :/
>>85839784brutal... i'm praying for you (to get fat), anon.
>>85839773>will measurefinallyhave you finished your burger yet?
>>85839807why? do you hate me?>>85839822theres like 1/4th left
>burgerdid u get a whoppa?did u get a whoppa?did u get a whoppa?
>>85839840no I got a cheddar style from cook out
>>85839842DAYUM, that sounds yummy
>>85839832>why? do you hate me?i don't hate you i just find the idea of a "man" like you getting FAT really fucking hot. sorry :-)
>>85839832>theres like 1/4th left enjoy it
>>85839849it is>>85839861well sorry for you but I dont ever think I can get fat unless I quit my job and eat all day>>85839865I am
>>85839874quit being such a tease show us the burger
>>85839899no Id have to get up and get my phone and I just dont feel like it
>>85839904>he's already showcasing FAT people behaviorYES... YES!!!!
itll go to ur thighs
>>85839917Ive always been lazyuhh youre a guy right?>>85839948I hope it goes to my ass
>>85839958>Ive always been lazysure :-)>uhh youre a guy right?what do you wish for me to be?
>>85839964>what do you wish for me to be?if I told you youd lie about it
>>85839972>if I told you youd lie about iti would never.
>>85839986so what are you then? foid or moid?
>>85840006stop asking questions and just post your girth measurements.
>>85840020im still eating its like 1/8th now
he is still eating its like 1/256th now
>>85840020>>85840049don't rush him
>>85840029what about now?? hhuh? 1/16?? 1/32??
>>85840194oh yeah just finishing my soda nowso u said I can use anything right?just a string?
calling it now 9" by 3"
>>85840216yes to measure the circumference you could use a string just wrap it around, make a mark and then measure
>>85840216>so u said I can use anything right?>just a string?I need to knowanswer my questions!
>>85840272oh fuck I need a ruler too?
Okay guys I tried putting it in a toilet paper roll and it won't fit even if I push
>>85840305h-hot. i remember when mines grew enough to where it couldn't fit.
>>85840288yes of course you can't measure without measuring tools
>>85840349oh I was just going to take a pic of the string
>>85840356and how would we measure the string?we'd need at least some object of a known size like a phone that you know the size ofbut then still the estimated length won't be accurate
this board is so fucking gay
>>85840390i bet theres at least one foid in this thread so its more like this board is so fucking bisexual
>>85840288don't tell me you don't have a ruler!
>>85840349>>85840382>>85840390>>85840504ok I did my best to measure it and it looks to be just a little short of 6 inches
so can i jerk off now?
>>85840555When you buying a cage for that puppy?
>>85840577is that small? i literally dont knowand solo chastity is lame
>>85840555>looks to be just a little short of 6 inchesyeah that's what I expected
>>85840590im glad you got your prediction right
>>85840586Was kidding, its just slightly above average. Nothing crazy though.
>>85840605ok maybe I could get it harder but I guess its a thing that gets softer with age
>>85840605that's quite a bit more than slightly above average
my girth is 5.3. are any femanons interested?
>>85840634I hardly believe you considering i border 7 inches one and that feels pretty small.
ok so can that tomoko poster post his dick now?
>>85839779fpbpeating burgers to get fat
>>85840710Is your fetish obese women?
im still eating its 1/1024 now
>>85840774did you finish your food yet?
>>85840705what if it's small
>>85840869why would that change anything?just post idfc
All of the posters ITT are cute in real life, I can tell.
>>85840889then why am i still a virgin?
>>85840873okay but it's actually very very big it'll have to take multiple pictures and join them together when I'm done I'll send it right now I'm about 1/256th of my way to being done
>>85840935Because you don't talk to girls
>>85840889im still 94kg sadlyand im not getting any younger
>>85840951I hope you find anough cameras>>85840953Idk where to find girls to talk toand dont say cons cuz im shy
>>85840889mee?? cutee!?no no no no, I'm not cute!not at all.>///<
>>85840710hell yeah.>>85840889thank you, and yes. i'm very cute.
Still eating my burger, 1/2^1000 now
WTF TOMO HAZ A DICKE?
>>85841597have you finished eating it yet?
will we get to 69?
you better not be posting your dick on here jt