Leyland Atlantean edition
welper's gaping batty xx
>>85840648Imagine eating a Wigan kebab on the top deck of that bus corrr
Paedophilia x
*has his apu try to manifest a GF for the lads*
Helper stands with LGBT
>>85840644aye the end result was fun, although some stuff was clearly too simple just in the game itself (e.g. during the tribal phase, all creatures get 'melee attack' and 'bite', that's it.)victim of its own hype, but not in a false promises kind of way. that GDC 2005 demo was still one of the most mind-blowing game presentations i've ever seen. then apparently the developers were split between 'it should be scientific and grounded' and 'nooo it should be cute and cuddly'. bit of a mess.it was also the first game i bought on a disc where it asked me to go online and register...to play in single player. my internet was down for a week>oh i'll play some Spore>FFFFFFFF
>>85840704smile and wave boys, just smile and wave.
>>85840704now this is a gaped batty club
He's still posting about it. Years and years of posting the same thing.
Seething mongboy
>>85840727If you had played Spore you'd agree
Speed Freaks. That were a good kart racer. Quite enjoyed Looney Tunes Racing as well but I concede that it was actually pretty shit.
>>85840704The fucking spscktards can't even hold the flag straight
He's still reading it. Years and years of reading the same thing.
>spscktardsoh dear, sounds like you'll be transferring doesn't it, mongboy?
Corrr look at the cherry bakewells
>>85840759War and Peace? yeah bit of a tome innit? Struggling through though
>>85840768She likes the one of the hideous women wrestlers they present as being attractive
>I Engineered a Beyblade That One Shots The Opponent corrr overproduced YouTube nonsense, is it?*injects directly into veins*
>>85840787Remembering how I was a little spacktard back in the day and was telling my dad how beyblades have a little computer chip in them that actually learns from the battles they're in
Vimm's Lair is the best website on the internet.
>>85840798they're called 'Bit Beasts' and it's TRUE
Ruth having sex while ruthmong cries.
Shitty arse
*spaffs over all the little lads ITT*You're all gay now.
>>85840845brews himself a stiff cup of 'kahvesi'
What's your favourite website, lads? From back in the day.
>>85840827corrr i was on there last week>>85786800 mad reading the front page and they're posting about AI and stuff, on Vimm's Lair.good on them for keeping it up all this time. no legal drama, no cancel culture, just a useful site that has aged INTO a piece of internet history.
My batty: ungapedMy penis: clean
>>85840862little website called 4chan.
>adult male playing video or PC gamesNot A Real Man.
>>85840862was also just thinking about bash.org. a few years ago it vanished, so it's possible the admin just diedfortunately, people scraped together an archive:https://bash-org-archive.com/imagine explaining to zoomers we used to just sit and scroll through funny snippets of IRC conversations.>favouritesaying 'Newgrounds' might be cheating? but probably Newgrounds tbqh.
Just watch the Audrey Hepburn War and Peace. It's a 1:1 adaptation.
https://bash-org-archive.com/?414593lollin'. this is pretty much an /r9k/ post back in 2004.i think this site is where i first heard the 'hotdog down a hallway' and the 'master key/shitty lock' thing. they might actually be FROM here whoa
we all *holdin up sporks o_O* in life x
>>85840945Crossy is your sister coming for Christmas this year?
>>85840845She isn't even as cute as my 25yo greggs rose.
Future cat lady I reckon.
>>85840955i'm not Crosslad sorry friendbut surely he and his family all spend Christmas together? surely.(Crossy i'm sorry if this isn't the case ;_; you all just sound like THE TYPE even if a cousin lives in Australia or summat)
>>85840990Cats on a lead is very silly. They aren't dogs. Just keep them inside.
>Sky sports doing post match interviews at Fleetwood>Very excited 18 year old who scored winning penalty says a barely audible 'fock' in thick northern irish accent>APOLOGIES FOR THE LANGUAGE IF ANYONE WAS OFFENDED BY THAT>Finishes interview>AGAIN APOLOGIES FOR THE LANGUAGE THERE>Back to the studio>YES SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE IF ANYONE WAS OFFENDED BY THATNigga said 'fock'. What a joke our media is.
>>85841002Zoomers do this now for their indoor cats.
>>85840990Has there ever been an uglier woman than this?
>>85841018She is very cute to me lad. I consider her a 10/10. Ruth won't look good at 25.
>>85841018Yes are turkish lass.
>>85841065There is no way you consider that a 10/10. Be serious.
>>85841015call me P.C. but i think one (1) token apology (it can even be light-hearted) is just good manners. how live television SHOULD be.(only the one, mind.)
I miss when there weren't brown people everywhere.
>>85841077She is perfect to me. I like her values, personality and cute face. She doesn't have tattoos either. She's just a little chubby I reckon though.
>>85841098I don't care, personally. Doesn't bother me.
>>85841098i blame Big Sunbed
wops...definitely not my type for looks. Bit of an entitled attitude on her too.
>buying self assembly furniture and buying help from Airtasker to build itnarm
Took a massive poop and now it's itching badly.
Got Demon's Souls up and running with unlimited FPS in 4k. Bit late behind on PS3 emulation stuff so it blows me away that it's even possible.
These bints don't even acknowledge GNU/Linux. They probably never even heard of it or Graphene OS. They just don't care for open source.
>>85841127poop or hole?
>>85841154My hole. I've shoved tissue up there.
Kaley Cuoco's fake tits
>>85841140I have a PS3 and wouldn't even dare to attempt that game. I hate raging over difficult vidyas.
>>85841152>no mention of BeOSgenetic waste
>>85841140he's got my hairline!
Kaley Cuoco reluctantly shared among the cast
Corrr imagine licking those after a gym session. Sweaty feet absolutely LUSH x
Remember that boomer who posted a picture of his 13/14 year old daughter on X and said that all the generation of boys in her class were "wussies" and wouldn't fuck her? That was weird.
>>85841185Gross and yuck
>had to dump my 10/10 supermodel gf because she'd never heard of Plan 9 from Bell Labs
>>85841166It's good! Played it back in the day but I don't have a PS3 now.Next game I'm gonna sort out is LittleBigPlanet 2. Never played those games and I've heard good things.
>>85840990t. boxroom shutin
Ephebophobia
Had to spark out me mum because she said she hadn't seen Peckinpah's Straw Dogs. Fucking stupid mare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOs7LsqZXPAIt not right what they do to him.
>>85841192They're ok but I expect all the online creative stuff is gone now. My first vidyas on PS3 were Uncharted and Heavy Rain.
>no mention of FreeBSD stablefucking hell
>>85841198Bit rapey that one iirc
These bints go to university and barely even know how to use a computer. What a fucking joke.
>>85841208t. boxroom mong
Lord Gumbus is here to listen to your confessions.Confess your deepest darkest desires and secrets.
>not knowing additional operating systemsNot A Real Man
>>85841207It's controversial because she gets raped and begins to like it. Like all women.
Doesn't even know what a display server is. Fucking hell.
Had to cunt punch my sister out cold because she said she hadn't seen Hitler's favourite film, Die Nibelungen. Stupid fucking bint.
>nintendo switch or switch 2narm
>harry potter adultsgrim and invariably fat
>>85841192>>85841200aye the LittleBigPlanets were great. i think they had single player levels but it was 100% about the user-created ones. and unlocking new stuff to put in them.as platformers they aren't great (you can 'feel' it's a physics engine game, not just an arcade-y style game, if that makes sense). but people made some crazy stuff with the engine. like mad Rube Goldberg games, or Star Wars retold as a stageplay via the game assets, daft stuff like that.Mario Maker is NOT the same ;_;
ruthmong i really really want to batter you
>disney adultscringe and grim
Well? What's your fucking excuse?
>>85841217whenever i rewatch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, i skip past all the songs.
Why on earth did the Bongs come up with these bizarre double decker buses? I mean, look at them they look like absolute shit.
>>85841269I use a gym. You?
>>85841265I am probably stronger than you.
Has Screenshot_ replaced IMG_ as the new meta for terrible posters
>>85841269>Anywhere and Everywhere...where there happens to be exercise equipment available?
>>85841277Turks are weak as fuck.
one bicycle one e-bike and two mopeds all stolen in the space of 18 months, love this country
The first episode of Shameless had gay sex. Mad that was.
>>85841271Thank you for sharing. You are brave. Lord Gumbus is proud of you.
>>85841285I don't remember that part
>>85841258Mario Maker couldn't be broken and engineered in the way the LBP games could be. People made some truly mental shit but my memory of the first game (came out around the same time as World at War) was A LOT of rollercoasters.
>>85841282Don't live in a shit area then. Simple as.
>>85841298Ian bumming the Paki in the Paki shop. How could you forget?
Even helper got himself a gf. What's your fucking excuse?
>>85841278i have moaned before because i am an oldhead and i think it's good practice to post the source/raw/highest-quality images (like if there's a webcomic published in .PNG format why are people converting to JPEG in the first place?)but truthfully i get lazy, since we're now in more of a repost culture than ever (plus, for example, an image can look better cropped or with some funny text even if the OP tanks the quality)but Screenshot_ yeah that's a whole new meta.>how can i save this image on my phone? i know, i'll screenshot it!reminds me of someone i knew who saved images by pasting them into Word documents.how do we teach people the basics? not in a dick way, not even a 'lurk more' way, just like>here's some fundamentals?
>>85841306on a sinking ship? just move higher up on it, simple as.
Easy to get it up and running. Apparently people have archived user levels and you can access them in the emulator? I'll have to look into it more.
Corr EDobbin is gonna live stream from prison while he's doing some bird. Corrrr, E-Throbbin
>>85841329>Apparently people have archived user levels and you can access them in the emulator? I'll have to look into it more.cool if true!
might stop going into work, spend my saving on booze, go bankrupt, claim alcoholism for pip and have those still foolish enough to work pay for me for the rest of my life Deeeeeee lads
Packing the fudge
>>85841310Because I'm not a closet gaylord like you
>>85841316If you don't like it, leave. Solutions, not whining.
>>85841363Me neither there was also a sex scene between James McAvoy and Fiona. I wanked to that scene on me DVD a lot, as well as the scene with the young lassie naked in the bath.
with all these leaps in emulation and decompilations lately, has anyone made a complete, custom game out of an existing one?i dunno, more like what PC game mods call a 'total conversion', but for ROM hacks. so not just 'new sprites and levels in Super Mario World', but like a whole new game using the original game/engine as a base.
>>85841369how will me leaving solve crime? not that i have the money to move because i keep being robbed.
>>85841372plenty of games have been made out of half-life, there's entropy zero2 swelter and a few more i cant remember
Corrr those do look good
Lads have any of you ever overcame a physically dependent drug? Honestly how do you do it? It's like for weeks you're in the worst state of your life.
>>85841410Heroin, used methadone to come off it. Quite easy once I decided to stop. Been harder to stop smoking weed.
>>85841371>naked in the bathShe had a nice puffy minge in her white knickers
>>85841384More excuses. Typical. Bring solutions and I'll listen.
>>85841395Fat and gormless. Makes sense.
>>85841444expiation isnt an excuses
>>85841390ohh aye i loved BrainBread, The Specialists, etc.but for console games, i'm wondering if any nerds have gotten proper under-the-hood and made something different (like you wouldn't get a platformer game from the Half-Life engine, unless cs_surf maps count).or maybe early 3D games. i mean Mario 64 has the rendering, physics, collision, actors...could you just make some sick racing game out of all that? dunno what i'm asking, really. just seen some cool projects and hacks/mods, how long until they're essentially full original-looking games more than traditional ROM hacks or mods?
>>85841452>expiation isnt an excusesOnce more but correct this time?
Keep on having relapse dreams. It's shit.
>>85841456i dont think anything like that is happening for console but its only a matter of time for pc
>Lucifer The End Kou Drift you can't just call a children's toy 'Lucifer'...can you? o__o
>>85841469unless you have somthing to add to this conversation im not going to bother continuing it
I don't know about decompiling but I've degassed my beer plenty of times.
macOS is best.
mac and cheese is the best
>>85841528Doesn't rhyme. Womp womp.
>>85841496aye fair. mad stuff with source code leaks and decomps, mind. some GitHub nerd can just rewrite parts of Superman 64 in C, we live in crazy times.i'm sure it's a bitch getting these to run on the actual hardware with all the restrictions and confusing rules and whatnot, but hey, people are trying.might be a nice antithesis to AI-assisted vibe coding. just some retro games autists who are like pure Assembly/C wizards, targeting the Mega Drive or Nintendo 64 or something.
>>85841512madlad knows the lore
>>85840827got cold winter and ff12 zodiac from there today
>>85841535mac and cheese made to please
Could never do that thing where you throw popcorn or sweets into the air and catch it in your mouth.
>>85841543you know far more than me so i shall nod and smile politely
Don't blame a woman you piece of fucking dirt!
>>85841595He was just following orders...
>>85841576i did it one but it landed in my eye more than my mouth
>>85841456>(like you wouldn't get a platformer game from the Half-Life engineThere's a rally game mod for HL1Fair number of retro autists making games for those old systems too.
corrrr it is like magic(enjoy the QUALITY because i am NOT encoding this one again)
armed drones shooting bike thieves :thoughts?
>>85841650dosn't work for me
>>85841650I hate this tbqh
i dont know why i bother, but why do YOU bother anon?
fuck sake i can see why the night guard cant be arsed this is boring
>>85841666sounds cool, in some cyberpunk anime kinda way. thieves getting the locks off as quickly/quietly as possible while one of them looks out for drones. then they're detected and they all have to speed away, avoiding fire.IRL it'd be lame. either some major flaw like a low battery life or high rates of false positives (detecting normal bikelads as thieves)ORthey always make chest/head shots with 100% accuracy, and it's boring
>>85841787ok ok what if we have human operators and we live stream it for betting purposes?
>>85841782aye just not many posters.it's a matter of taste, but Crosslad served a functional purpose staying up talking gobshite with me. and i do think his posts were great, like classic 2000s shitposts kinda.even HHL going on his rants with all the same catchphrases and film quotes. pretty harmless stuff at the end of the day. i'd rather /britfeel/ have this type of nonsense than not, some lads seem desperate for the thread as a whole to come to an end. >thank fuck golflad has left, hopefully piano-anon fucks off next.
>>85841810agreed. britfeel is an unserious place so nonsense posters are no bother at all
>>85841507Spend some time improving your spelling, it will help your career prospects.
>>85841826boss man dont crae bout no spelling
>>85841807i think it would make sense for all the drones to be equal, and what you're betting on is the proficiency of the thieves.facial recognition quickly pops up with their name and previous record of thefts, you also get a few seconds to ascertain stuff like>oh he's a bit fat, he won't get very far and he's a big targetor>wow he's struggling with that EasyToCut Mark I lockand that's the meta, both on the players' end and on how they set the odds (possibly adjusted lived as it's being streamed).alternatively yeah, drone operators, and then you learn who the skilled ones are. similar system to the above, but now it's like a team sport: will n0Sc0peMASTER be able to take down Nick 'The Quick' Sweeney?
Sneedhaps having 200g of Haagen-Dazs vanilla ice cream at this hour can be a bad thing. Oh well.Oh yeah that thing kittingtonshire poster was on about earlier. Something about hotdogs and hallways. I heard somebody say "like a sausage roll down the tyne tunnel" once. Laughing thinking about it now.
>>85841827You're getting closer. Keep going.
>>85841836>Keep goingyou mum says the same thing
>>85841829this has the beginnings of a cool cyberpunk movie IMHO
>>85841834>"like a sausage roll down the tyne tunnel"lollin.always felt like an adventure going through as a bairn, on the way to Wet 'n' Wild or wherever.didn't they just get rid of the toll booth you put coins in? it's completely cashless now? just feels backward because i can and do lose my bank cards, and apps run terribly on my phone (it doesn't have NFC either).meanwhile, purely as a backup, i might just have some coins on me. perhaps even the exact change, in advance, for the tunnel. why not KEEP that option...?
everything i have is taken away
>>85841859Idk I think it's all like an automatic thing now yeah. Idk how people actually pay though, I guess there is an app or something. I don't drive. I guess it would have slowed things down a lot though, having to use cash. When you're having a "how many times can I start a sentence with I" and your opponent is me. Corrr.>Wet n WildKino. Good times. Was too scared to go on the Kamikaze, me.
>>85841848get on it, lad. a lot of these sci-fi stories are 'oh aren't humans all grim and awful when it comes to entertainment?' so you have THAT angle (like a Running Man type situation.)plus it's timely because drones are neat, but not 100% there yet. meanwhile, VAR technology IS currently ruining football, so we'll have to start thinking about the sports of the future.get this film made ASAP marra. put >Special Thanks to /britfeel/in the credits pls x
Always some treacherous deano cunt taking his little bastard son alfie into the turkish barbers for an absolute hatchet job of a haircut every time I walk past
>>85841843My mum's been dead four years. Try again.
>>85841117Looks like ssm
>>85841883>When you're having a "how many times can I start a sentence with I" and your opponent is me. reckon you're talking to the perfect opponent tbqh. don't know about you, but i don't go in for the whole "pronouns thing".>Kamikazewas that the sudden drop one? deffos had to work up to that as i got older, i remember being sat there at the top like "are you allowed to just chicken out...?"drops are spooky, but then going fast across the ground was class.can't remember if it was that or another one, you went down and shot up, then went back and forth until you stopped at the bottom (so like a half-pipe/parabola type thing).EVERYONE had different rumours like>a fat kid went on it last year, he shot out the other end, and died.
Got the custom levels working in LittleBigPlanet2 on the emulator lads! Downloaded like thousands of them that were archived. Can't wait to go through them all x
>>85841896>My mum's been dead four years.lol
>>85841919Yeah the verticalish drop. Too scary for me. Hmmm I know on the abyss you would go up at the end.Tfw the black hole wasn't so dark anymore because the paint had started to chip away.
>>85841925oh man that's sick, glad they managed to do that. so is it all of them that were on the servers, or what players had cached on their machines, or what?i mean tbfair there was a lot of nonsense made by kids, but even if you only get the GENUINELY GOOD levels that's great.does it have any of the stats, or anything? i can't remember how browsing them worked, maybe there were categories or contests or summat.cool stuff in those early consoles-going-online days. they were never going to charge you money for Mii Contests or Everybody Votes on the Wii, but they were fun to check in on.
>>85841893Deano's love those stupid little haircuts don't they, remember when they all had that ice gem haircut in the 2010s, every last fucking one of them same haircut and the mandatory love island water bottle
>lidl doughnutsfat cunt NARM
I worked in an office at the time and you'd get these middle aged Deano's walking around with these love island water bottles trading episodes of the latest hbo slop on usb
>>85841939maybe this is ME inventing a rumour, but i think the Black Hole had strobe lights and they were toned down or removed because of woke epileptics and their political correctness gone mad????...or it just broke, like the pinball/hit-the-bumpers ride.
>>85842003>trading episodes of the latest hbo slop on usbthis is pretty based tho ngl.
>>85841981>that ice gem haircutTotally forgot about this. What the fuck were they thinking.
>>85842004I'm not really sure. It did look sort of lit up, like stars. But I always assumed it was *supposed* to be fully dark, and that was just an accident. Suppose we will never know now. It sad.
>proper Beyblade etiquette is no longer to fire with '3...2...1...LET IT RIP!'>nowadays it's '3...2...1...GoShoot!!' like in the authentic Nihongo originaldunno how i feel about that tbqh.
>>85842011>What the fuck were they thinking.maybe 'i wonder if Tim Burton will cast me in his next film?'
Night guard are not doing their job tonight
>>85842385Too busy fucking around with emulators
>>85842385it is a dying art my friendi'll try to stay up for a bit (expecting the postie tomorrow, so the later the night, the better).but i'm on the zopiclones and also some diazepams so i might drift off.any lurking lads in the early hours: PLEASE prevent any repeats of the recent disasters ;__;
Last post from me tonight lads x
AND AM HUNGRY LIKE DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLFFF :D https://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
>>85842494same here lad.good night everyonegood night WOOOOLLLFFF :D ladfuture good MORNING to 'work in <x>' lad (pls bump the thread)
Probably gonna pull an all-nighter. I'll keep the thread active.
Decided against pulling an all nighter.
Peace to convicts doing bids
I'm up now btw you can go to bed x
Just when i thought i was out they pull me back in de leeds
>>85840648Ugh that bus is so sexy... Why can't I have double Decker bus where i live itsnotfairitisnotfairitsnotfair
SSM loved to creampie marie
Couldnt imagine having a dog. They fucking stink.
>>85841981Remember how we spent nearly 3 decades laughing at mullets and perms from the 80s only for both of them to make a comeback at the same time shortly after covid? Wild that
>>85843389You get used to it, and it's not that bad unless you're one of those povvo mongs who don't bathe and groom them frequently.
looking back ruth was the only true british rose, all the others were bints, laura especially
Can't wait to hear how much more tax these socialist wankers want me to start paying to fund their woggification of the country and so the SSMs of this world can continue to doss about. A real boost to know my ever increasing tax burden helps fund the downfall of this shithole.
>>85843574Ooooo lads no more standing charges?? Saving 45 quidderoonies a year!?? What a lad this Burnham is!!
>>85843586>45 a yearwow 1 whole week of gas. Cost of living crisis solved
>>85843586Anyhoo I'm off to work now. Can't believe I'm 12.3 pence better off today than I was before. Skipping to the train station, me.
>>8584358660 percent of households use gas? Wow, I thought the number was much lower than that. People are being sarcastic over this, but getting rid of standing charges is a very good idea, they should do it for all utilities.
>>85843389They only stink of you let them roll in shit and don't bathe them. Even the wet dog smell is nowhere near as bad as human BO, especially certain male BO.
Had an extremely graphic sex dream last night where my wife suddenly woke up with a huge cock and made me suck it and take it in my arse. Never had a sex dream before in my life. What does it mean lads?
>>85843389Very bamecoded post lad, you know that you can wash them, right?
>>85843699I think it means you're larping about being married de lad but I could be wrong.
>>85843699normal if you're around tall masculine Pakistani men all day, maybe talk to your wife about a 3some
>>85843734White couples get dogsMigrant couples make sprogs
>>85843586>>85843594More than 45 if you're a low gas user
>>85843860Pakis will never experience to joy of banging their wife while the dog's sat there watching like a good cuck.
>>85843586Doesn't matter what he says. They all answer to Klaus Schwab.
Just another day in that NEET life HHL style x
>>85843964toothpaste head
>>85843995How do bald people get their heads to be so shiny?
It's BUDGET day!
Anons Budget predictions?
>>85844043I predict that I'll not read anything about it other than boring mongs in here talking about it.
>>85844046you dont read the news?
>>85844051Only sports and local news mostly. Not bothered by national/international stuff.
#budget2026#burnhambounce#britfeelbudgetbonusbedition
>>85844069>bonusbedNow that I can get on board with
50 billion has been set aside to euthanise all pensioners and give their houses to smelly NEETs.
Hungry af me desu de lads might have to get a chinkie sent up
Budget day always makes me nervous, makes the country nervous really. Not surprised, I feel something, I think we know what it is. Time for everyone to start feeling DEEZ NUTS
Me? Downloading ETS2. Gonna drive round Europe a bit.
>>85844070NTA but I had a bit of that this morning. The alarm went off at 9 and I thought NOPE. Woke up about 10 min ago.
>>85844061There has just been a big train accident in spain. More than 30 deaths.
>>85844095Phwoarrr over an hour of bonusbed. Nice one lad.
>>85844122Terrible news lad. Can you tell me what's going on in the other 250 odd countries as well? Can't be focusing on just Spain can we.
30 dead out of millions? What a loss. Will their economy ever recover?
britian just keeps getting worse i dont know how much more of this i can take
>get a call from a mobile numberHere we go>automated "this is vodafone">press 1 to get to call centre>*presses 1*>hallo saar this is>FUCK OFF JEET CUNT>hang upHurrhurrhurr
>>85844162thats just rude mate
I only ever answer the phone if it's my mum or sister.
>>85844179>thats just rude mateAnd?
I only answer the phone if it's my dealer
>>85844181the sexy singles in your area must be very disappointed
>>85844181>>85844192I have to answer it as I have MS related things I'm waiting to speak to people about, and the cunts always ring from mobiles, never leave a fucking message. Does my head in these lazy WFH cunts.
>>85844202No he answers their calls he just said
>>85844189being rude is wrong
>WHOSE TREATS?>OUR TREATS!>WHOSE TREATS?!>OUR TREAATS!!!>COME ON LETS FREE WUPPASTINE.>CHOCCIE HOBNOBS NOT A CRIME>FREE FREE WUPPASTINE>CUPPA TEA ARRIVED ON TIME.>FROM THE BICCIES TO THE TEA>WUPPASTINE WILL BE FREE.>FREE FREE WUPPASTINE....
>>85844212>No he answers their calls he just saidheh heh heh
could we have a bit less of the AI generated frog pictures please? it isn't quite as funny as you imagine
>>85844214How did those Seethers sneak into the annual Wuppastine rally?
>>85844213I have realised I am a cunt, and have always been a cunt. I was always overly nice, and I thought it was to make people like me, and it is, but it's because I have always been a cunt that people don't like, so I need to try and force it.
>>85844214free wuppastine is thinly veiled antiseethietism
>>85844239everyone has a nasty side so dont beat yourself up about it
Corr I'd move to a country with free wuppas
Just one more de lid. I'm starvin' de lid. SSM goin' live soon de lid. Every day above *BURP* ground a good day de lid. I got Proud Willy Syndrome de lid. Bloody starvin' de lid. Just a little Tangfastic de lid. Maybe a Wustlers de lid. Gonna tell SPACCA you're starvin' me de lid.
>>85844043Weird that this is an AI recreation of the original stonks meme. Wonder why someone's gone and done that then
>3 HOUR ssm video>TL;DR he Bored and lonely and depressedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sgU0pDaauQ
Normies love mounting their TVs close to the ceiling and using their TV units for decorations.
>>85844314>chimney fixersteeplejack surely?
>>85844324Yeah lad this is definitely something worth thinking about. Yeah. Fuck those normies who place their tvs in a certain place. Yeah that is definitely something you should really think about.
>>85844214Incomprehensible to anyone outside of fucking Britfeel.
IDF gf or Hamas gf?
>Budget is LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDk1m_qdYLoBudget is LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDk1m_qdYLo>Budget is LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDk1m_qdYLo
>>85844354IDF gf would be freakier and put out more. Usually non-religious Jewish. Hamas gf is a devout Muslim and would probably be loyal if a bit boring. Both would expect and demand a circumcised cock which not gonna happen.
>>85844354https://www.tiktok.com/@joiceglobal/video/7560006418615618838
>>85844357Ooooooooh I cannot wait to see what will happen to the NEETs.
>>85844338I think about lots of things. That's just one of them. Another is normies all speak on their phone on speaker now, even in public. Hardly ever see someone holding a phone to their ear.
>>85844245Can't do that. I'm the cause of all my issues. I know what I am.
>>85844357Kemi looking cute today
>>85844382Yes lad you're so different from most people heckin schizo chungus
untill crime is sorted out the economy doesn't matter
>>85844499There are criminals in government, and they are all corrupt.
SSM on the edge of his seat today watching the budget
Chancellor IS LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5xt5nGGd0I
Always time to shit on Liz Truss kek
>>85844314Mark a RSPB member. He saving the owls now.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crly0z45qe96o
>>85844579I'm willing to bet a tenner that Mark doesn't actually have an annual membership of the RSPB or any other charity organisation.
CUTE black girl in Parliment lads!
100 pound winter cost of living payment incoming
>>85844595Listening to racist ass white boomer shieeeettttt
>ENERGY PAYMENT: 100 GBP payment to all households in Council Tax bands A to D for England (and funding for same in other nations). That's 20m homes.
>Tax increases on gambling shops and FOBT'sSSM FUMING
Wait wait wait hold on. You're telling me there are grownarse adults out there who do not have three days worth of food just in their cupboards? That's not some crazy prepper stash, that's just called having food in the house. What am I not getting here?
>>85844647Yes it's called being poor sadly.
>>85844608>>85844625Wow, a whole hundred pounds. Approximately 5% of the average household energy bill. YES LADS WE'RE SO BACK!!!
>>85844657That's almost a months worth of gas and electric for me, no complaints here.
>>85844635He hasn't gambled in years lad, doesn't affect him.
>>85844657>>85844660It's over a months worth of energy for me. Get in
>>85844661didn't realise there was someone out there gullible enough to believe his porky pie lies, kek
>>85844661And you believe that? Seriously?
>>85844671>>85844661He has bough scratch cards which is gambling.
Any bennies cuts?
>>85844674Bollocks. Is buying tomatoes gambling? Because you might enjoy them or they might go off before you remember you have them? If you're buying a scratch card you're buying entertainment.
Cost of living payments are back baby!Tories fuming xhttps://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2115426054844137800
>>85844647Getting incel vibes off this post
>>85844692It's 100% gambling: You risk losing money Luck to winHouse has a massive % edge over you.
HHL and SSM win yet again.
3 for 100s on tap this Christmas then. Dealers will be making a fortune.
Mum has already said no alcohol this Christmas. Didn't go last year because of it, looks like it'll be the same this year.
A brown male named Amer
Already lost 600 tomatoes playing blackjack today. Fuck sake.
Why do you dislike hip-hop?
>gamblingA tax on the stupid.
>>85844754Otherwise known as Pooley.
>>85844657Boxroom, yeah?
>>85844759What a unique take. Some people gamble for fun without losing too much.
>>85844725Still zero evidence. Again. Opinion discarded. Again.
>>85844763>Some people gamble for fun without losing too much.This is a hilarious cope.
>>85844764There's been no bennies cuts in the budget, I think that's what he's referring to.
>>85844766Why is it a cope? At the seaside I play the cheap slots for fun. I also play the not real money slot games on my phone.
15 million to tackle misogyny and that's lush.
Nobody is falling for your nice guy bullshit.
Pensioners getting rewarded again. Just cull the lot of 'em. Old bastids.
I would deck a granny if I could. The reason this country is going down the fucking drain.
>>85844791On the news there they had gangs of pensioners all together in some day centre or whatever, all getting free meals that looked lush in a warm environment, and they were still complaining.
>>85844788And they are different from jobless incels like you how?
>>85844798I pay tax they don't.
>>85844800They paid tax all their life, had kids and families.
>>85844798They vote. Simple as.
any gambling addicts in? mugs.
Corr what you spending the Burnham Bux on?
Imagine being weak-willed enough to gamble and regularly lose. It's an addiction. You're addicted. Pathetic.
>>85844805Actually a lot of them were dossers all their life.
>>85843565Yeah Laura turned out to be a fake rose. At least ruth and becky are genuine roses.
>>85844828Hating the elderly a strange hill to die on imo but 'cels gonna 'cel
imagine being with a cute 25yo rose like becky. she's lovely. they're so rare.
>>85844845>'cels gonna 'celand not vote, cos>waaaa
>>85844791I'd fuck one at least. Some of them are pretty fit nowadays. Corrr
>2 o'clock in the afternoon>door didn't buzz (would have woke)>no post downstairs (checked just now)>no post, full stop.
>>85844872Why do you care, anon? Get a job
>>85843565She'll be covering herself in tats by 25. Her skin will age considerably with the amount of alcohol she drinks. Breast cancer risk will be very high too from alcohol consumption. Females don't really realise their bodies can't tolerate alcohol like males. I hope she stops drinking so heavily. There's got to be more to life than drinking.>Drinking alcohol increases the risk of breast cancer in women. The risk increases with each extra unit of alcohol per day. The number of units in a drink depends on the size of the drink, and the volume of alcohol.
>>85844878and lose his main gimmick? my sides.
>>85844813Nope. Gambling other than manipulating the stock market is for low iq men.
>>85843565imagine falling for the the so-called rose gimmick so publiclyridiculed earned, imho
Emergency situation deserves emergency measures. 3 days worth of supplies? Pfft, I just nabbed a tin of spam, I got free days worth of supplies.
>>85844791>>85844855like the programme where they couldn't use the f-word in the title, we could replace the game>fuck marry killwith>dick deck duck('to duck' meaning 'to avoid')>>85844878at least i have something to look forward to every day. do you look forward to your job every day?
>>85843594maybe vote next time, then. opinion irrelevant until then.
>>85844881Ruth surely is older than 25 by now, no?
>>85844890>Gambling other than manipulating the stock market is for low iq men.agreed and based
So I'm sitting here in Banbury now, and what can I say...life is GOODI've got a fantastic semi-detached house with three bedrooms and a view overlooking the River Cherwell and Banbury's nightline...Why do I need 3 bedrooms? Good question...the main bedroom is for my king sized bed...where SHIPPY is going to fuck every hot chick in Banbury over the next 2 years (5 down, 100,000 left to go)...the second bedroom is for my harem of chickies, and the third bedroom is for all of you fuckers when you come out and visit my ass in Banbury. I go out to Banbury's finest clubs, bars and lounges pretty much every other night on the weekdays and everyday on the weekends too (I think in about two months, after I learn a little bit more of the executive car delivery business, I'll probably go out every night on the weekdays. I pretty much get about, on average, 5-8 phone numbers a night, and at least 3 hot chicks that say they want to go home with me every night I go out. I love Banbury...I have people calling me everyday with opportunities and they pretty much cater to my every whim - you know (golfing events, lavish dinners, a night out clubbing.) The guys I work with are also all chill - I live in the same street as my boss and he drives me around in his Mercedes (1 of 3 in all of Banbury) to work and when we go out. What can I say...life is good...SHIPPY is KING of his domain here in Banbury...
>>85844895I look forward to my paycheck and my wife
>>85844838this photo is the early stages of>the same year of experience 15 years in a rowmanifest
>>85844902>my paycheckur wot m8
>>85844895>at least i have something to look forward to every day.This is what you're actually addicted to btw
>>85844904paycheck y'all MAGA Yankee Doodle Dandy
>>85844905truth right heretelling a bunch of genetic wastrels about whether your mail has arrivedwhat a fucking pathetic existenceand yet at the same time not remotely a surprise
>>85844897I think she's 21 or 22.
>>85844905odd interpretation. i mean you can simply enjoy that? who doesn't enjoy receiving post? getting a nice letter (even if that's rarer nowadays) or a parcel to unwrap. i look forward to it, sure.but no, it's legitimately the contents i want. my addiction is, separately/actually, drugs. used to be booze. i'm a human being the animal, not a character in a book riddled with metaphor and allegory
>>85844921You seriously need to get a job.
>>85844910Check out projecty Mcprojectorface over here.
i have nothing to look forward or anything going for me, every day things get slightly worse. I have given up.
>>85844928Looks like an old leather handbag
anyway i'm giving the postie until 4pm.that's enough time to listen to this album, with an additional 20 minutes for weeing/drinks/snacks.
>>85844928There are no jobs. It's not an excuse...it's reality now.
>>85844921It's not an interpretation it's a factual statement and I didn't ask for feedback. Cheers mate.
>>85844935Jewel De'nyle is a minx corrr
No pip for her. Grim. Meanwhile Muhammad gets bennies and pip no problem.
>>85844902Only poor people look forward to getting paid every month. I don't even notice it going into my account. Couldn't even tell you exactly what day I get paid actually, it might be today.
>>85844914She looks like close to 30 in recent pictures
58 quid for a fleshlight!Fuck off lol.How come a woman can get a dildo for a fiver???? but i have to pay best part of 60 for a wank.How about a budget sex-toy sex equality committe, that's outrageous pricing.
>>85844939this tbqh.also it's like there's implication>you need a job to use up your time and occupy your mind, it's good for you!rather than>you need a job to earn money to live (or even live comfortably).the truth is, the world doesn't need jobs. we're at a point where artists are complaining that AI can do what they do. 15 years ago we didn't have social media teams, if social media tasks are all AI agents by next year...oh well?some of us just want food and shelter, maybe drugs and choccies sometimes x
>>85844949They're awful to use.
>>85844949You think that's bad? I bought a regular sized blowup doll once, and it was too tight for muh dick. Had to buy a supersized one, took fooking ages to blow up.
>>85844948That's the alcoholism. They never admit to it. I blame her father.
>>85844952Should have taken it around the local garage, 50p in the slot and you'd be golden.
>>85844939>It's not an excuseCorrect. It's actually a falsehood. Keep telling yourself that to make you feel safe, though. You won't amount to anything with that attitude. Can't imagine how pathetic you'll feel as the years roll by and nothing will change. What a sorry waste of resources you are.
>>85844955I'll remember for our next date.
Garn go down to the Gaped Batty Club and get me arse scranned oh AYE.
>>85844936Corrrrrrrr. For me?It's Strength of the World. Heckin underrated gem.
>>85844965is it lush?
>>85844949>https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/405427810055wind your fucking neck in, peasant
>>85844950Our overlords and existing slaves can't stand the fact unemployed people should get basic income to survive. Yet if you go up to a wagie and say I'll take your job and you take the NEET life, they'd refuse.
>>85844971Forecasted to be anywhere from Treble LUSH to Quintuple LUSH.
Corrr watching this milf selling guff on ticktock LUSH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18qGBkksToA
Want to do auditing when I get my Graphene OS.
postie at the blue door? cor
>>85844994>covertly photographing postal workersvery timmy pilled
>>85844994I freeze up when someone comes to the door and I don't know where to go. Normally I am upstairs.
>>85844994he looks ~80, the fuck is he still working for?
>>85844921He is right though. Dopamine. Your whole life is slavery to dopamine spikes and crashes. No different than a porn addict. Your brain doesn't know or care if it's the high of seeing the red postal worker appear in the distance, drugs or dildos.
It's weird how the ESL get so angry about racial things, almost like they see themselves as lessers due to being coloured in. Weird.
>this ten pixel blob looks 80state of these dafties
>>85844973>you take the NEET life, they'd refuseiykykand you clearly don't
>>85844994lol there you go. Monkey brain see red, neurons activated.
>>85844950>the truth is, the world doesn't need jobsyou are so fuckedlike hilariously soincredulous
God is a serb x
lmao this is cracking me upidk how do you lad(s) just enjoy things?>i am cooking a curry and then i hope i win at Mario>WHOA MATE you HAVE A PROBLEMactual drugs? yeah fair enough. was at the cocaine the other night, kept going back to it. not good overall IMO.
>>85845018I could do with a cocaine day soon, spot o cleaning. Maybe on sunday methinks. Today is a rum and lemonade and dayz day.
>>85845035Addicted to cocaine. Many such cases. Sad!
>>85844972>ere lad put you dick in this glass bottle neck, only used once before.No, ty.
Imagine needing drugs to do anything lmao
>>85845039Wouldn't I be doing it daily if I was addicted?
>was at the cocaine the other nightSo cool and maverick Didn't even impress him either. Wow. Wonder what even could.
If cocaine impresses you, you're either a jeet or a kid.
Im torrenting some Traci Lords movies corrr
Was he on cocaine? Is that why he smashed his own grandads back doors in? It just doesn't make sense but this is a new lead.
>>85845069Not possible to get an erection on cocaine
>>85845069This is what they get up to when not shitting on streets?Ew.
I fucking hate that Meta ad with the glasses. You know the one with the woman watching tennis and all the other cucks have to hold a smartphone up and record the game moving left to right. Fucking sad. Who the fuck does that?
>>85845082Shite on the streets.Beasts in the sheets
wuth will never show her lush body again. ;_;
>>85845108They'll fuck animals, each other, old men, kids. Bunch of weirdos over in them desertesque countries. Don't want to be racist and say brown people, so you'll just have to try and work out what I'm on about.
Find me an imported plastic sex-arse for under 30 quid before the budget import tax goes into effect.
I met her in the video store in the summer of '84She had the body that wouldn't quitAnd she know what to do with itTraci got lucky in the world of pornTraci got noticed and a star was bornTraci got naked, Traci got laidTraci didn't tell them that she was underage
>>85845121remember when they gang raped a monitor lizard? mental
>>85845136No, thankfully I never heard of that so I have no recollection.
dafties onna mad one
Lads should go out at night and film police officers on friday night around nightclubs. It seems to wind them up for some reason at least in my experience. Post it on youtube then.
mad how 99% of remixes are garbage but the 1% are just objectively better than the original song
Bouta do a quick Marseille to Bern run with me truckload of kerosene
>>85845180During the riots?, you madman.
>>85845179I liked that 90s remix of Living on My Own by Freddie Mercury.
postie seems to have skipped my block of flats.
>>85844936STARING AT THE CARNAGE PRAYING THAT THE SUN WILL NEVER RISE
>>85845069You don't know for a fact that's his grandfather. The most likely scenario is the old man consented to being penetrated anally but the guy behind him was too vigorous.
>>85845127What's this import tax you speak off? Cunts already charge 20 percent VAT.
80% of jobs between 2014 and 2025 went to foreign nationals.
>>85845239goods over like 130 quid you have to pay import duty on AND vat, oh AND postage counts towards the valuelooked into all this when i was thinking about getting gundam kits from japan
>>85845246But that was already the case. It's 135 quid. After that threshold you have to pay import fees (depending on the code), VAT, and handling fees. Has that changed? Luckily Blu-ray code is exempt from custom fees.
>>85845244I assume you mean new jobs. I believe you, but I want a source.
Saw some tommy shelby looking ass today, think he was going to a funeral or summat
Simply no jobs. Besides, I stink of fish, so it's a lost cause for me. Unemployable. Could have worked as a cleaner in a hospital if I didn't smell like shit.
>>85845190I think it all started falling apart when they stopped wearing shorts in all weather.
>>85845259Yeah new jobs, shocking regardlesshttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10/13/migrants-taking-four-in-five-new-jobs/
Looking at old HHL posts. Miss him.
>>85845272Could get a job in a tuna factory and help add some fish essence to the out of date tuna.
>>85845062Pre or post 18th birthday?>>85845272>no jobs lolJust repeat:>There's no place like home over and over, Dorothy.
>>85845289What a sad, worthless lump you are x
>>85845294Would you want to work with a shit-smelling bloke? Pipes down.
>>85845300when i went to the tip last time it was next to a sewage plant, whole place smelt of sewage. you could work at either
>>85845281It's like that recent statistic of women taking most new jobs in America, it really is quite a depressing time to be a native male these days.
Just don't want to see my ruth go this way.
>>85845289Normies bullied a vulnerable disabled lad out the thread, it not right lid
>>85845322Doesn't matter because they'll just say I smell of fish, and at a fish factory they'll say I smell of shit. Nope, workings not for me. It's a life on benefits.
Just wanna kiss a fanny on the lips
>>85845335enjoy the trenches
ITT smelly mongs no-one wants
>>85845323Yeah and then on top of that the only sector that actually grew at all was 'healthcare', literally every other one decreased. We're quite literally turning our country into a taxpayer funded care home staffed by foreigners. Grim.
>tfw you will never buy nice comfy clothes like the girls do
Imagine applying for jobs as a longterm neet knowing your average normie is struggling. No point. You have better chances getting approved for pip.
>>85845341Me? Love kissing girls' buttholes more
>>85845348>We're quite literally turning our country into a taxpayer funded care home staffed by foreignersYet another reason to kill myself before I get too old to look after myself.
Actually the most enjoyable thing I've ever experienced was eating a prostitute's arsehole. It was immaculate. Almost no wrinkles and it was bleached as well. It didn't even smell or anything. I came all over the bed just from eating her arse. I highly recommend it.
>>85845350I don't know about that, jeans and hoodie are pretty darn comfy. Never understood how women can claim tight clothes that give you a wedgie are comfy.
thing is, in the olden days excess poor would go off and settle new ladscan't do that no more, we need ubi or space colonization
>>85845368We have UBI, it's called benefits.
>>85845364Based lad, I genuinely am addicted to eating arse. It's one of the few truly delightful experiences in life.
>>85845368you need a job tbqfh
GET YOUR FUCKING GOB AROUND THAT CORRRRRRR
>>85845374if they expect you to do performatively cruel humiliation rituals so wagies don't seethe to get it then its not ubi
>>85845383got a job mate, im a freelance session drummernot much call for it these days though
>Dadberg threw away the hot chocolate because 'nobody drinks it'Nobody drinks it because it was summer and we're heading into winter you daft twat. Needs sparking out honestly.
>>85845408famberg buy things then never eat them, then one day i fancy a bowl of ready brek for example, and the fucking thing is TWO YEARS out of dateWhat the fuck
>>85845414two year old readybrek would probably be fine assuming its not been damp
>>85845384Look how juicy and wet that arsehole is. She's ready for a good licking.
>>85845300>Pipes down.No, I have a proper job. The kind you won't even be eligible for, dole scum.
>>85845458Pipes down little gayboy. Bet you love fishing men's arseholes.
>>85845358>No point.Self defeat.NARM.Never forget, cretin.>>85845414Being this hilariously self-absorbed.Also NARM.
>>85845458nobody who has a proper job is home yet at fucking quarter to 5 you schoolkid little shit.Get off the board.
>>85845462Too busy a) living my life and b) doing rewarding work for your ad hominem drivel, chump.Can't touch me. I'm better than you in every way. Rah.
>>85845473>nobody who has a proper job is home yet at fucking quarter to 5HUR DUR 9 to 5I'm self employed, retard. I choose my own hours and I started 8am. Are you thick or just looking for attention? Hilarious.
Imagine bragging about being a wagie
>>85845462>fishingDid you mean 'fisting' here or were you right the first time with 'fishing'? Asking for a fwend.
folded under the slightest pressure and admitted he doesn't have a real job
Imagine being reliant on the state as a so-called grown man.>BUT MUH BENNIES
>>85845506>a real jobHow is it not a real job? Services and products in exchange for payment. Wild, I know.There's payroll, I pay myself, I pay tax - better than an office job in every way, I'd say.But do go on, doss cunt. Do take the moral high ground. I'll wait.
>>85845515sure mate, you sell american sweets on ebay or something, get over yourself
>>85845517Is that really the best you can do?I'll wait. Try again.
>>85845517Do you have ANYTHING in the retort tank that's not ad hominem?
oh my giddy grim he's actually fuming
Y W N B A R M.Later shitlords. Stay pathetic.
I will never know what a fanny reeks like
Mummy just called him for tea.
>>85845563I have a vague memory but its been like 3 years or so I think
Shut the fuck up, little lads. I suck all my own farts for free. Stinky nuke bombs and that's lush.
>>85845582My current gf doesn't smell at all. Ive had ones that had a very strong smell and it was low key gross but now i miss it
now imagine what seans brown gf smells like
TOMMY GUILTYGOFUNDME SO NICE
Schoolkid couldn't handle the bants.
>>85845627Shant support criminals
I now have 48 film noirs coming on Blu-ray. Really got into the genre recently. Usually only watched the classics but will be nice to watch some lesser known films. What's your favourite noirs, lids? Hard to beat The Maltese Falcon or The Third Man.
Paying money to lick a woman's arsehole. Oh my giddy grim
Can't figure it out lads. Why did he do it?
Why do people who sell american sweets on ebay think they're cock of the walk
Literally no point being alive if I'm never going to get to sniff it
>>85845384I like bush, and I'm definitely an arse guy, but this is fucking rank
>>85845384That looks fucking luuuush
>>85845649remember escortlad paid an escort and licked her out and didn't even have sex with her and then she ghosted him hahahaha
me? got a takeaway on the way.been a bit + it makes up for the lack of post, i reckon
wee lad realised he's paying himself to be here
Could we maybe see a autumn/halloween feel street edish at some point? I miss the feel street pics
>>85845750100% how it should be for Halloween day/days/week (depending on how long the threads last).someone (else) pls get on that. and if a lad jumps in with >GAPED ARSEHOLES EDITION. I POSTED FIRST :)))just ignore
>>85845750>>85845770lazy people don't deserve nice things
>>85845783I'll give ya 5 bob mate
>>85845783i'll do the dishes (mine) if you do the thread(as anon described)
>>85845787nah halloween is a yank festival, i wouldn't do it for any amount of money
>>85845798>>85845798>>85845798Leaf fall down edition
>>85845795what about All Hallow's Eve or Samhain
>>85845649I pay chefs to make food. What's the difference?
kek what a wanker
Who remembers that Scat fetish guy who paid an escort to shit in his mouth, and when she did, he regretted it as soon as it entered his mouth.I think about this everyday before bed.
Gapoween Edition please, my luverlys.
Another ICE btfo. Sad times.
They bullied him into deleting the new thread. It not right
>>85845904it rite, shan't have a wee wanker thinking he's cock of the walk because he made a thread
>>85845920Let's see your little thread when you make it then? Sick of it
>>85845925NTA, but 120 seconds left on the countdown.please wait warmly x
whenever you're ready lads and make sure it's related to gaping
howling at that anon getting a taste of reality>y-yeah delete it then>oh nooooo
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