>Be me>36 year old virgin>Parents still ask when am I going to get a girlfriend >Dad is obviously starting to worry that I might be gay>He straight up asks me the other day, claims that he'd still love me but I know that's a load of shit>I realize that I need to get laid NOW to prove myself to my folks>I'll fuck her and take a pic of the two of us together to show them>Download tinder>Only match is this troon with a big chin and fake tits>I need sex immediately so I decide to dm her>She wants to meet up tomorrow >I'm starting to get cold feetShould I man up and go through with it? I can't let my dad continue to think I'm a faggot
>>85841296>>Only match is this troon with a big chin and fake titsdo not do that you might contract hiv from that dude
>>85841328Only gays catch hiv, retard
>>85841296nice larpfor any realfags reading, better off waiting for real pussy unless you are a literal fag, in which case no hate, in fact i envy yous
>>85841296The fate of all chuds
>>85841296Just wear protection so you won't get her pregnant
>>85841296dont do it anon its disgusting they are still men
>>85841296Do it, trans women are women
>>85841296Gay sex is more of a mental thing than a physical thing. Like, it feels really good and the rougher you are the better it feels for both people (to an extent). But you have to get over the weirdness of fucking a hard, muscular man and not a soft pillowy woman. Trannies have a little softness to them but it's still pretty obvious it's a guy.
>>85841296hate to break it to you but you can't lose your virginity in another mans asshole it has to be in a womens vagina
>>85842923She's post op so it's still be a vagina
>>85842927Is OP a fucking retard and 10 other philosophical mysteries you can ponder about this week.
>>85841296Yo pops might be right cause wtf. Stay yo weird ass home you way to old to be caring about virginity. Your stupid ass genuinely might get HIV or out yourself as homosexual cause if you can tell its a man your parents can too and wtf kinda freaky ass parents wanna be shown their 36 year old adult son clapping cheeks, gtfo with that weird ass shit bruh>>85842927Thats a inverted dick nigga. Thats a glizzy nigga. You too old to be on this gay shit gangsta. Alive since 1990, yet yo funky ass tryna be wit a guy, nigga pleaseStay yo ass home baka
I never had the balls the go bang my tranny, I think I'm just supposed to be alone and sexless
>>85841296>HerHoly delusion
OP is doing a bit, none of this is real
>>85842927its penis and ballsack skin tucked up inside his ass. you're still not fucking a vagina so it still doesn't count.>t. post op tranny
>>85842936>>85842944>>85842962Look, I can't get matches from any other girls, even the land whales. I learned in this life, you gotta take what you can get.I mean, she looked feminine enough, nice round ass, pretty hair. I'll admit, I've done some crossdressing in the past myself. so if I close my eyes I think I can make it work
>>85841296>Wants to prove to his dad that he's not gay>Decides to go commit sin with a manAnon. You realize that having sex with a man makes you gay. There's no two ways about it. No you shouldn't go through with it. Back out now. You will regret it forever
>>85842975its not about you though. the rules clearly state it has to be the vagina of a genetic woman or you're still a virginalso you're a massive faggot so just tell your dad you're gay
>>85842998Who the fuck made the rules?And don't say God, I don't believe in fairytales
>>85843032real men who aren't morbidly obese sacks of shit like you and real women how fuck aforementioned real men hope this helps, you gay retard
>>85843169Look manpussy is pussy
>>85841296Why don't you just hire a female prostitute at this point? You're only going to fuck a tranny because you want to.
>>85843354A prostitute won't love me
>>85843369A random tranny won't either, just keep masturbating instead
>post op tranny>ever considering ityour dad is right. FAGGOT.
>>85843371>oh wow someone showed me affection>i could have sex with them>NO ANON YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY NEVER GET ANY MORE AFFECTION EVER AGAIN FROM THIS PERSON
>>85843377But post op is far better than pre opAt least she doesn't have a dick
>>85843380Go ahead fuck a tranny, get aids and die If you want.
>>85843369>>85843380Not only do you want to fuck a tranny. You want a tranny to love you?Your father is right about you.
>>85843390She passes enough for him not to know she's a trannyHe won't suspect shit
>>85843371>Just keep masturbating And remain a loser?
>>85843440Personally I don't care about sex that much, I masturbate and it's gone and I don't desire a girlfriend. I don't understand people who are obsessed with sex
>>85841296Don't do that Anon, even if you're a virgin incel you can still have some dignity but doing that will make you far lower.
>>85843424I don't know why you made this thread. You already made your mind up. You remind me of me when I make posts about why I shouldn't message the girl I like who doesn't like me when I've already decided I will message her.
I lost my virginity to a tranny. Thought process was just get it over with then I'll be able to get a real gf and maybe even a wife after churning through a few(actually female) qts. Now I'm in my late 30s and have to live with the fact the one and only time I had sex it was with a man. Still tell myself I'm not gay but it kind of bothers me sometimes because it definitely would have been less gay to stay a virgin. You are going to regret it if you go through with this.
>>85841296I just told my parents women today suck and I don't want to bother more than stroking my cock to images/videos of some of them. They understood. My dad also saw what wallpapers I had on my PC in my teens, so he never doubted that I'm straight.They've also noticed how rich I am getting without trying to attract women so now they're starting to see my point.
>>85841296anon dont do it dude you dont need no fucking troonpussy go rape a foid behind a mcdonalds or something you dont have to do this to yourself man we all support you
>>85844080Man, it's really that grim these days Options for incel is either bang a guy in a dress or rape a fatty behind local goyslop establishment. This isn't right.
>>85844111>incel >can have sex
>>85841296you're losing your virginity to a man not a woman, nothing wrong with that though
>>85841296Lost my virginity to a tranny. Told this story before, and keep in mind this is a long time ago, before computers and being online.When I was 16, my uncle got me a union construction job as a favor to my mother. I was 5'6" 140#. I worked with his friends on the graveyard (2100-0600) shift. For "lunch" at 0100 we would go to a local cafeteria and at that hour it was filled with cops, hookers, drug dealers, hospital wokers.One night a hooker walks up to out table, puts her hand on my shoulder and asks "is this the lucky guy?" My coworkers laugh and say yes and tell me to go with her and meet them back at the job site when I'm done.Walk to her studio apartment around the corner thinking I'm the luckiest guy, friends bought me a hooker and I'm going to lose my virginity. Get to her place (dark inside), she says "let's get to it", kneels down and starts sucking my cock. After a few minutes she asks if I'm ready, drops her panties and bends over the side of the bed. I duck walk up to her (pants around my ankles), and she guides my cock into her asshole.She starts moaning as I fuck her, telling me my cock is so big, really feels good, that I'm a stud (all the things a paid whore would say) and I bust in about two minutes.She tosses me some tissues, cleans herself up and now that my eyes have adjusted to the dark, I see her cock and balls between her legs. I have a confused look on my face and she said something like "don't worry about it honey. lots of guys like it."Walk back the job site and the guys are rolling on the ground laughing. Worse, every time the family guys got together, my uncle would retell the story about me losing my virginity to a tranny.
>>85841296there is no need to be a faggot. seek God.
