/r9k/ - >be 16 >get my first real girlfriend >lose virgini - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/27/26(Tue)19:35:06 No.85841492

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Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)19:35:06 No.85841492 Archived

>be 16
>get my first real girlfriend
>lose virginity first out of friend group
>yay!
>she ends up cheating on me repeatedly
>break up after dating for three years
>time passes
>friends tell me she got married
>finally decide to look her up, hope she's grown as a person
>...
>she gained 200 pounds

topkek

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)19:46:35 No.85841589

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)19:46:35 No.85841589

>>85841492
>>get my first real girlfriend
Alright man, you should have anticipated this response but you've gotta leave this board and never return until you've had at minimum 10 years of uninterrupted celibacy.

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)19:52:21 No.85841629

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)19:52:21 No.85841629

>>85841589
browsing /r9k/ shows my celibacy :(

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)20:00:40 No.85841680

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)20:00:40 No.85841680

>>85841492
>repeatedly
lol

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)20:17:26 No.85841777

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)20:17:26 No.85841777

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>>85841680
*shoots self*

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)20:22:43 No.85841791

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)20:22:43 No.85841791

>>85841492
>hope she's grown as a person
>she gained 200 pounds
i don't see the problem anon, isn't that what you hoped for?

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)20:30:30 No.85841818

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)20:30:30 No.85841818

>>85841791
I knew deep down that a true bitch will one day shed her guise and reveal the hambeast within

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)20:34:44 No.85841839

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)20:34:44 No.85841839

>>85841589
I hate how you new incel fags ruined this board. I'm a 2014 oldfag and the board did have incel stuff but it didnt totally doninate discussion, it was greentexts about being neurodivergent.

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)20:40:14 No.85841861

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)20:40:14 No.85841861

Photo please!

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)20:43:12 No.85841881

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)20:43:12 No.85841881

>>85841861
hell naw!!!!!!!! i will never self doxx

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)20:49:02 No.85841913

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)20:49:02 No.85841913

>>85841881
Don't need to see her face, just want to see the gain. :-)

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)20:51:18 No.85841926

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)20:51:18 No.85841926

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>>85841913
i think i know why, anon