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Why do moids sneeze so loud and spray their disgusting germs eveywhere
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I dont know I just, just....ah...ah...aCHOOOO! AAAAACHOO!
snnniff, sorrwe, I got a cowld.
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I'm sorry I'm so big and have such powerful lungs I didn't mean to >~<
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Because my germs are the only thing that are anywhere close to getting inside a woman.
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Why do you suppress your sneezes keeping the germs inside your body? What are you retarded?
Literally you:

Oh no I got stabbed, I better no scream for help people would think I'm too loud oh God my blood is getting all over the carpet god that's going to stain so hard.

Your survival instincts have been cucked by society. You're a properly domesticated cattle
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why did they breed me this way?
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>>85842833
It's fun retard
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>>85842833
because its alpha, if you saw a beta quiet sneezing you would get the ick and leave him for a alpha loud sneezer
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Im expanding my domain you wouldnt get it
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>>85842939
I dont hold back my sneezes but I do make them quieter
Meanwhile moids purposefully make their sneezes as loud and annoying as possible
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>>85842979
True
Do moids judge the loudness/sound of foids sneezes?
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>>85843073
Not sneezes, we judge how loud your braps are. The louder the fart the more alpha female it is, and that's hot.
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>>85843670
blease kiww yowsewf
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Why do foids vocalize "ah-choo" instead of letting the natural sneeze sound out?
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>>85842833
SQUISH THAT CAT
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>>85842833
Lmao ugly ass cat
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>>85843697
It's performative, just like everything else they do.



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