I got a hemorrhoid from drinking. I'm not sure if the cause was sitting on a cold, metal chair for hours, or the excessive shitting and wiping. Either way, this is the most unpleasant experience of my life. It hurts when I walk or sit; bend at the knees or waist; even when I cough. I really hope it goes away in the next few days because I don't want to go to a doctor for this.
