Do you also believe that aliens used to deliver pizzas to ghosts in ancient Egypt?Okay so today while having a pizza party with my friends I stumbled upon a mind-boggling possibilityAfter taking their first bites one of my friends said>Pizzas are so damn marvellous that they touch my soul whenever I eat themwhile the other replied>Yeah sometimes they just feel out of this worldTheir statements sent my mind racing I figured out pizzas could be evidence of a connection between the human soul and the mysteries of the universeThe pyramids have long inspired theories about extraterrestrial encounters ie alien visitations and legends like supernatural wardens ie curse of the mummyAccording to archaeologists ancient Egyptians believed that after death the soul leaves the physical body and return to it for resting, hence they are mummified And let's be honest, who doesn't want snacks while resting? And since humans couldn't provide them, perhaps they contacted aliens to deliver some snacks instead.Interestingly, Italy, the birthplace of pizza, is also home to the mysterious Val Camonica rock engravings, some of which are believed to resemble ancient astronauts, i.e., aliens.This raises the possibility that aliens once travelled to Italy to prepare the pizzas, or at least collect the ingredients, before delivering them to the souls resting inside Egyptian pyramids.This would also mean that pizzas were an alien invention to satisfy human souls that humanity eventually learned to prepare.Perhaps every slice carries a secret history that the universe has yet to revealWhat do you think?
>>85844389Nigga how high are you
>>85844406Wrong>>85844389You must be at least 18 to post on this board.
>>85844389wait till OP eats actual Italian pizza he's going to astralproject
>>85844439It's called remote viewing and pineapple on pizza is superior the Grey's can back me up on this
>>85844454its a matter of preference some people think its a cardinal sin to put fruit on pizza but tomato issss a fruit sooooits not OFFICIALLY regarded as a topping on the Associazione Verace Pizza Napoletana (true pizza association) but honestly im fine with it as long as you dont fuck the main pizza up
What? OP what the fuck drugs are you on?
People seething in the replies while this is the most engaging and substantive post on this fucking board
Op had wild shrooms pizza
Cut a pizza into slices and what do you get?
Mind blown
>>85844687Oh shi-It all makes sense now
>>85844687Is that fucking tavern style? In Egypt? Bizarre.>>85844516With alfredo sauce. And anchovies.
