Zoomer culture is centered around ecelebs. They have holidays for ecelebs. They listen to eceleb music. They elect ecelebs as presidents. They dress and act like ecelebs. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from ecelebs. They post sassy gifs about ecelebs. They watch boxing matches in worship of ecelebs. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of streaming ecelebs. They use eceleb slang like "unalive" and "aura". Their men sit around watching eceleb podcasts while their women sit around watching eceleb tiktoks. Their movies are filled with ecelebs and their music charts are topped by ecelebs. They worship ecelebs like MrBeast and iShowspeed and Jake Paul and the late Etika while attacking the devs who actually built their internet before ecelebs took over. They send ecelebs to videogames and celebrate when the eceleb appears. When you say "Sargon of Akkad" they're not thinking of the ancient Akkadian ruler. They're thinking of the eceleb. Their websites are completely overrun with ecelebs. They worship their social media disproportionately filled with ecelebs and their streaming pages filled with ecelebs. They will tell you how much they hate social media and how the zoomer's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love ecelebs but the evidence speaks for itself in that Zoomers have always been and will be a generation of eceleb loving faggots.
>>85846881It's at least better than being obsessed with tv/movie celebrities like Boomers because using the internet requires more sophistication by default. Common people always need someone to look up to, they can't all be ubermensch.
>>85846881i think you meant to say "millennials"
