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Did anyone else's parents tell them the story about the kid with retarded syndrome that went crazy and started killing all the other children at the retarded house and vowed to hunt down and murder every retarded person because he hated being retarded?

Anytime I did something stupid growing up my parents would remind me of this story and tell me that if I don't get my act in shape the killer would think I was retarded and find me.

I brought it up to my friend today and he acted surprised and says that wasn't a real thing, but I vividly remember nights where I was too scared to fall asleep because I did something retarded that day and I was scared he would sneak up on me. Does ANYONE remember this? I swear it was a common thing growing up but everyone I ask acts like it's crazy.
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no. you can't imagine that it was a story your parents made up just for you?
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>>85847633
He's clearly retarded enough to fall for it, so...
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>>85847628
thread should have more replies
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>>85847633
It definitely wasn't just a story from my parents, my brother had the same fear and I remember talking about it t school before I got pulled out for homeschooling
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>>85847654
>before I got pulled out for homeschooling
Homeschool kids are more normal than public school kids, amirite?
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>>85847654
anon, what. your brother has the same parents as you. it really sounds like this was just something your parents made up. that's pretty common.
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OP, did you have to wear a helmet growing up?
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>>85847658
Absolutely brother! I'm tired of all the hate for homeschooled kids. Glad to finally have someone on my side. Godspeed.
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>>85847668
Only for baseball, which I was VERY good at until my injuries stopped from going pro
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>>85847660
Why would they lie to their children?
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>>85847628
They were just talking about Griffin John.



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