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talk to me, anon! pwease!!!
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>>85849492
hello fellownone, i wish i could find a 2nd loving girlfriend to share with my girlfriend. how are you doing?
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>>85849492
hi nonnie how are u doing ?
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>>85849500
Your greed disgusts me, die.
>>85849504
I'm loneli :<
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>>85849504
HOW ABOU YOU sorry doko desu ka are my mannersz???
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>>85849492
I'm not sure what to talk about. Sorry. This is quite frustrating.
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>>85849519
>Your greed disgusts me
it kinda disgusts me too but nonetheless ill feel like ive won over others if i succeed, and that will be true blissfulness
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>>85849492
If you had to choose between having thr eyesight of an eagle or the speed of a horse, what would you pick?
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>>85849577
not op but can flying be an option?
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>>85849500
are you that one guy with a bunch of soc posts?
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>>85849632
yeah prob lol
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>>85849563
>it kinda disgusts me too but nonetheless ill feel like ive won over others if i succeed, and that will be true blissfulness
My orb predicts ur gonna get cucked forever after for your lame ass digs. rip man! it's over atp
>>85849577
Eyesight of an eagle. Then I wouldn't need glasses!
>>85849592
No.
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>>85849691
shame, speed of a horse then
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>>85849693
do you walk places often then?
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>>85849691
>My orb predict
well my orb predicts ur going to be gang raped by poojeets and niggers, im sorry anon, i hope ur asshole doesnt bleed too much after, im sure ur used to that kinda stuff anyway.
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>>85849773
You have to rest ur belly up on the girls's ass during doggy just to get ur tip past some lip.
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>>85849785
sorry anon, no i do not have a micro penis, its either 6 or 7 inches. I dont remember anymore and will now need to remeasure.
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>>85849815
*dilates ur foreskin*
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>>85849830
jews already stole that.
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>>85849846
Why do you perpetuate the stereotypes of your kind. Why be here at all. There is nothing here for you. No one really cares about your penis. You could be spending your time searching for a young woman to groom, or realizing you haven't bought a ruler since middle school.
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>>85849863
>Why do you perpetuate the stereotypes of your kind.
its because thats who i am simplified
>Why be here at all.
shouldnt that be self-explanatory?
>No one really cares about your penis.
i would hope not, i just like clarifying, letting it be known even if nobody wants to know.
>You could be spending your time searching for a young woman to groom
i already made a post eailier today. sometimes i like wasting my time here too.
>realizing you haven't bought a ruler since middle school.
true, tho i did just got a free 36in ruler from a fair thats quite cool to poke around with.
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>>85849934
>its because thats who i am simplified
if that's true that's sad
>shouldnt that be self-explanatory?
No
>I would hope not, i just like clarifying, letting it be known even if nobody wants to know.
You use commas too much.
>I already made a post eailier today. sometimes i like wasting my time here too.
that's sad
>free ruler
Is it a good ruler or a useless one. Do you even use a ruler. Like ever.
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>>85849934
is it slut shaming if I have biases against manwhores...?
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>>85849767
Posted this before, but even when I'm a unhealthy shit, I like to walk
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>>85849957
when talking about how i fit my stereotypes. i assume chud/incel shit so idk feels like being an edgy internet weirdo on 4chan is the place ud expect it.
>You use commas too much.
i feel like if im acutally just yapping, its unnessesary unless im making a full statement. full stop. we are on the internet afterall, not some english class or some kinda posh-ass discussion forum. tho i do forget to use em alot
>Is it a good ruler or a useless one.
kinda just a slightly shaved long, thin board. so shit but fun to playfully smack with.
>Do you even use a ruler. Like ever.
ideally no since i perfer measuring tapes for measuring stuff but i did use it yesterday to measure my height since my gf was saying i was below 5'9. which im gladly not.
>>85849960
>is it slut shaming if I have biases against manwhores
yes...? i dont think slut shaming is a gender netural term
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>>85849492
Hello, mistress Remilia. I really like the gatekeeper lady that guards your mansion.
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>>85849974
>Posted this before, but even when I'm a unhealthy shit, I like to walk
oh wow, gotta love grass. just. all that grass. But is the point not the journey? do you really want to pass all that by at the speed of a racehorse?
>>85849999
>when talking about how i fit my stereotypes. i assume chud/incel shit so idk feels like being an edgy internet weirdo on 4chan is the place ud expect it.
I genuinly cannot ascertain what you mean by this sentence. Please try again if you wish to gain some form of understanding.
>we are on the internet afterall, not some english class or some kinda posh-ass discussion forum.
That's true but I also like to make my writings comprehensible to the masses.
>kinda just a slightly shaved long, thin board. so shit but fun to playfully smack with.
Your lack of hobbies requiring rulers continues the stereotypes perpetuated about your kind.
ideally no since i perfer measuring tapes for measuring stuff but i did use it yesterday to >measure my height since my gf was saying i was below 5'9. which im gladly not.
Good thing your lack of a personality makes up for it....
>yes...? i dont think slut shaming is a gender netural term
You DONT think slut shaming is a gender neutral term... so as such it should be only used for women...
Then no, I am not slutshaming.You are fellow man, and ran through asf.
>>85850018
DO I GET TO BE REMILIAAGAIN?? OH JOY!!!
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>>85850028
Remilia-dono
you know Hong pretty well, right?
please give me some advice
I really like her
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>>85850028
>oh wow, gotta love grass. just. all that grass. But is the point not the journey? do you really want to pass all that by at the speed of a racehorse?
I just want to be able to run far away for a long time, I saw clips of chinese guys riding horses at mach speed, and imagine being that horse, sounds great
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>>85850028
idk why ur obsessed with rulers but i think they are mediocre, besides maybe using them for architectural drawing,
ur misinterpreting my statement for the slut shaming thing. again, i think slut shaming is gender netural term. meaning both genders can he whores.
>You are fellow man, and ran through asf.
anon, while interacting with me at what point did you think, yeah this guy must get alot of pussy and is totally ran through? are you more socially retarded than me? ive only had one irl relationship, with my current girlfriend.
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hey anon
i have no idea how i made it home last night lol
do you play graves? i think shes a cool character
>>85850118
steppe genes going crazy
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>>85849492
Hello ohpee you still here? What would you like to discuss?
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>>85850095
But that's my gatekeeper...
what about her do you like so much? She's far too lazy :<
>>85850118
All things lead back to my little pony.
>>85850126
>idk why ur obsessed with rulers but i think they are mediocre, besides maybe using them for architectural drawing,
You must not do a lot of anything involving rulers than, as you can't think of anything that requires the tool besides. Architecture.
>ur misinterpreting my statement for the slut shaming thing. again, i think slut shaming is gender netural term. meaning both genders can he whores.
>>85849999
please read your own words AGAIN and then bring your answer to the front.
>anon, while interacting with me at what point did you think, yeah this guy must get alot of pussy and is totally ran through?
as soon as you opened your mouth
>are you more socially retarded than me?
Yes, because you don't count. You're just annoying.
>ive only had one irl relationship, with my current girlfriend.
can someone else hit this guy with sticks for me
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>>85850138
Wsp shawty. We can do the value of leaves as decor. list off professions in which utilize a ruler. Donuts. Whatever you want really, just like to toss out some starter topics because I hate the "uhhh idk whatever u want" reply.
This is an iq test btw
You could also tell me about your day. I'd be happy to hear.
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>>85850136
>do you play graves? i think shes a cool character
yeah, shes super chill to play and relaxing. always loved summoner/necomancy stuff too so its like the perfect meal for me.
>>85850141
ah yeah, i changed how i was stating my statement and forgot to go back and fix the dont to do, common occurrence.
>You must not do a lot of anything involving rulers than
no, i dont. on the off chance i do need to measure something, i use a measuring tape. like i said before
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>>85850154
Oh my, an IQ test? I hope I pass... >.<
I haven't had a very exciting day to be honest. Ran some errands and talked to a friend. Otherwise it was like any other day and I've been wasting many hours of free time on this site. What about you?
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>>85850141
>All things lead back to my little pony.
Friend ship is magic anon, friendship is magic.
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>>85850199
okay but THE TYPO THUS THEN CHANGED UR WHOLE SENTENCE. Are you european. Please let this be defensible.
>no, i dont. on the off chance i do need to measure something, i use a measuring tape. like i said before
A measuring tape or a tape measure. I know the measurements of all the things. everywhere. I know the average circumference of the human nogin.
>>85850217
How was your friend?
>>85850219
IS THAT THE FUCKING DIVINE SWAMP FEVER
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>>85850224
>Are you european
nope just an amerimutt with adhd, womp womp
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>>85850141
She is so nice and strong! And cool too!
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>>85850224
Yup, coming to a neighborhood near you, you should be preparing dontcha know?
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>>85850242
"amerimutt" ... everytime you speak I grow more worried for our country's youth
>>85850258
Is this. What is this. Hong mei ling reveal urself I'm not rping on main.
>>85850305
I love the horrors and the gurgling. the horror that is the forest at night. I must say I was a pretty religious nightwalker, and while I could stalk any city at 3am, I never went anywhere into the woods after dark. The deer always look hungry .
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>>85850345
I thought you were Remilia
are you not?
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>>85850345
>and while I could stalk any city at 3am, I never went anywhere into the woods after dark. The deer always look hungry .
The night animals always craves your flesh regardless of the hour, but the risk its worth it. Step into the dark with confidence and the rest will follow. good luck.



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