you seem upset, maybe have a glass of water to cool down

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Shut the fuck up nigger lol

>>85849754
Why do you like kicking people while they're already down? Pretty pathetic if you ask me.

>>85849754
and... what's your point? why's any or all of this disqualifying
it would all go away once a gf is acquired too also

>>85849789
>Actually believes this.
Anon, you don';t even know what to do when you would get one. If someone were to actually say "yes" to you magically you wouldn't even know where to go from there.

>>85849796
well i wouldnt ask, so there would be no "yes", they would have to lead which also takes care of me not knowing what to do
also it's not hard to think of things to do if i hypothetically had a girlFRIEND (a girl, a friend, and a girlfriend all in one) i would just suggest we go do things i'm scared to do alone like go outside, go on walks, shop, see a movie, ride rollercoasters, eat at restaurants, etc etc

>>85849754
>doesn't socialise
GF would provide someone and kids to socialize with
>is a NEET
Can leverage GF nepotism (preselection) to get a job recommendation somewhere
>still lives with his parents
Mortgages are only realistically affordable on two-parent incomes. We could build up a substantial nest egg simply by DINKmaxxing and saving up for a few years.
>is mentally ill
Who isn't?
>has no income
>couldn't provide for a hypothetical future family
(see above)
>hates women
Irrelevant to women in immediate family and close personal relations
>is unhygienic
One shower and laundry cycle fixes it even if it was true
>hates humans in general
>hates life
Who doesn't?
>wastes his life away
By dint of being without a GF.
>aims to make other people's lives miserable
>aims to make other people's lives miserable
>is potentially violent
>is hateful in general
You're now describing migrants.

Etc etc

>>85849754
>what a catch you all would be
???
You seem to be confusing the question of
>why can't I get a gf
for
>why won't a chick choose me to be my gf

The complaint is about lack of need based resource inheritence/distribution. It's not just at gf, is a general systemic problem.

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>>85849754
>couldn't provide for a hypothetical future family
>still lives with his parents
>is unhygienic
>hates humans in general
>hates life
>aims to make other people's lives miserable
>is hateful in general
>has no love to spare despite claiming so
>is a porn addicted coomer
>has no interests and hobbies
>just posts on 4chan all day and wastes away
these are the only deal breakers if he was real, not effeminate, and nice to talk to. everyone's "mentally ill", has trauma that's a hindrance, and is potentially a lot of things.

>>85849855
upon thread examination, i remove the living with parents part from the list.

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>>85849754
where can i find someone like this

>not even a tl:dr
take your meds, faggot

>>85849754
So what, is love just a transaction to everyone?
>you give me money, house, car, keep me entertained, yada yada and I give you affection
I just want to feel desirable, to feel like I matter to some cutie, not feel like I am temporary side piece to the world around me where I dont belong

>>85849878
There are plenty of us here, but I'm not sure of your intentions.

>>85849754
>doesn't socialise
>is a NEET
>still lives with his parents
>is mentally ill
>has no income
>couldn't provide for a hypothetical future family
>hates women
>is unhygienic
>hates humans in general
>hates life
>wastes his life away
>aims to make other people's lives miserable
>is potentially violent
>is hateful in general
>has a perma frown on his face
>has no future
>has no savings
>has no car
>has no friends
>has no love to spare despite claiming so
>is a porn addicted coomer
>is not tidy
>is potentially a drug addicted junkie
>is potentially suicidal
>is potentially self harming
>most likely has past trauma that has stunted him for life
>said trauma will always be brought up
>said trauma will always be a hindrance
>said trauma will always be dumped onto another
>has no interests and hobbies
>just posts on 4chan all day and wastes away
I have none of this. Still a khhv incel and never had a girl be into me ever though

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>>85849754
Absolutely nailed it. It's basically just natural selection.

>>85850016
>fat
>nose ring
>tattoos

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>>fat
>>nose ring
>>tattoos
this is you

>>85849754
none of that matters because of how i look. most of these points are consequences of how i look.

>>85849809
>it's not hard to think of things to do if i hypothetically had a girlFRIEND (a girl, a friend, and a girlfriend all in one) i would just suggest we go do things i'm scared to do alone like go outside, go on walks, shop, see a movie, ride rollercoasters, eat at restaurants, etc etc
with what money?

>>85849754
>has no friends
>has no car
Only these 2 apply to me and I don't need a car at all, although I could get one if I wanted to, I just have better things to do. Oh and I'm not a burger, I know you guys think not having a car is some kind of a disability

>>85850032
More attractive and valuable than any scrote

>>85850116
nona, she seems like one of the mean normies that tries to act like they're trying to help you and give you advice while they gaslight and passively insult you. that video of her reminded me of my mom talking to me in a certain tone that implies she's not intending to understand but rather argue until i give her the right answer which is agreeing and being quiet. i don't think you actually believe this unless you're being blinded by hate. i find it hard to believe women even use that term it's vaguely sexual it seems like some weird fetish for men.

>>85849754
>doesn't socialise
>has no friends
>is not tidy
Removed all the stuff that doesn't apply. Honestly if this is enough to disqualify a man then women shouldn't complain if they end up also stuck being single in their 30s.

>can have a normal life
>comes here to slum it with retards instead

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>>85850116
Key why es whore

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>>85849872
I would replace porn addict with obesity, they need to be somewhat /fit/

If you're a hypersexual gooner and you meet someone else just like that then you would be a perfect match and you can fuck like rabbits with your wife all day and both enjoy it.

>>85850303
idk porn is poison for your brain. high sex drive is healthy but he should use his imagination. but that's something you can stop before getting into a relationship anyway. same with being unhygienic and being on 4chan all day. he should be healthy though and that's another thing that's also easy to start changing.

>>85849780
It's called natural selection, you would have heard of it if you didn't drop out of elementary school.

>>85849754
>>is a NEET
>>still lives with his parents
>>has no income
Maybe for people looking for an already accomplished person it may be an obstacle but many people live that way in between jobs or while they study especially in their twenties
I think it all comes down to the difference between feeling lonely which everyone is entitled regardless of circumstance and feeling like people owe you companionship, I think the former is fine. It has just because second nature to associate venting about being miserable with broader incel antagonism

>>85850937
>because
become, sorry I have a brain tumor

>>85850770
Ok mr. Columbine

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>>85849754
Wait. Are you saying I'm the problem!?!?

>>85849754
>most likely has past trauma that has stunted him for life
How exactly is that this anons fault?
Regardless, all of this wouldn't matter if it's Chad.

>>85850770
Well, school shootings are also natural selection.

great post! now learn how to count your ABCs and your teacher will give you another star. you got this, kiddo.

>>85849754
based. i have all these standards + more for a guy and ive been able to get a bf. men would have higher standards for women if they had more options, so why shouldnt i if it makes my life better?

>>85849754
>doesn't socialise
This is literally unfixable. No one wants to socialize with a low-value male
>is a NEET
>still lives with his parents
I have no marketable skills
>is mentally ill
Unfixable
>has no income
See above
>couldn't provide for a hypothetical future family
I wouldn't want to procreate anyway
>hates women
I hate people that hate me
>is unhygienic
Not really
>hates humans in general
See above
>hates life
How could I not
>wastes his life away
Why bother doing anything when I'm completely outcasted from society
>aims to make other people's lives miserable
>is potentially violent
>is hateful in general
>has a perma frown on his face
Not really
>has no future
Not my fault
>has no savings
>has no car
Has no impact on my life
>has no friends
Not my fault
>has no love to spare despite claiming so
>is a porn addicted coomer
>is not tidy
>is potentially a drug addicted junkie
>is potentially suicidal
>is potentially self harming
Not really
>most likely has past trauma that has stunted him for life
>said trauma will always be brought up
>said trauma will always be a hindrance
>said trauma will always be dumped onto another
Not my fault
>has no interests and hobbies
>just posts on 4chan all day and wastes away
Not really

I don't even want a gf anymore, I no longer have interest in relationships or people in general. I genuinely want to just fucking die already but it's harder than it sounds ;_;

>>85849754
So basically you are agreeing that women are whores that only care about money and status? Whoah, i didnt see that one coming, ill guess ill kill myself. Or maybe spend MY money on MYself. Better yet, kill yourself.

>>85849754
if you're chad literally none of that matters

allow me to prove it

https://www.instagram.com/p/De-L6aXyeWm/

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>>85849754
>>doesn't socialise
I do.
>>85849754
>>is a NEET
Only after dropping out of society AFTER I finished university and didn't manage to get a gf.
Same answer for everything else. If you weren't able to get laid in hs and university it's over. You'll have to work 100x as hard to get a 100x worse version of what underdeveloped, jobless, carless, incomeless 16 year olds living with their parents got. Not good ROI as you can see.

>>85849761
>>85851507
>pic related

>>85851589
Ah I get it now, this is a jeet thread

>>85851602
Yeah, THIS makes it a jeet thread, not you posting your e-celeb crush's insta. Blackpill jeet faggot.

Lel it's kinda funny how all those things only matter if you're short/brown/ugly etc. So in the end it's all about looks.

>>85851653
so it's all about not having shit coloured skin? That's a low bar, literally just do not have poop skin and you'll be able to get laid lmao?
Like telling a fat person to just not eat kfc for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's not that difficult.
Also just grow up faggot. No excuse to be a manlet either.

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>>85849754
>>Uwaaaaah, why can't I get a girlfriend?? Why can't I have sex?? Why am I an unlovable incel chud?? :(
>>doesn't socialise
1/1
>>is a NEET
1/2
>>still lives with his parents
2/3
>>is mentally ill
3/4
>>has no income
3/5
>>couldn't provide for a hypothetical future family
3/6
>>hates women
4/7
>>is unhygienic
5/8
>>hates humans in general
6/9
>>hates life
7/10
>>wastes his life away
7/11
>>aims to make other people's lives miserable
7/12
>>is potentially violent
8/13
>>is hateful in general
9/14
>>has a perma frown on his face
10/15
>>has no future
10/16
>>has no savings
10/17
>>has no car
10/18
>>has no friends
11/19
>>has no love to spare despite claiming so
11/20
>>is a porn addicted coomer
12/21
>>is not tidy
13/22
>>is potentially a drug addicted junkie
13/23
>>is potentially suicidal
14/24
>>is potentially self harming
14/25
>>most likely has past trauma that has stunted him for life
15/26
>>said trauma will always be brought up
15/27
>>said trauma will always be a hindrance
15/28
>>said trauma will always be dumped onto another
15/29
>>has no interests and hobbies
15/30
>>just posts on 4chan all day and wastes away
15/31
>Waow, what a catch you all would be!
>>inb4 Erm, only EIGHTY percent of that applies to me!!
Only 50%. Suck my peenor faggot