We the people of /britfeel/ will always support the State of Israel edition.Previously:>>85845936
first for welper's gaping batty ooooch ayeeeee xx
>>85850077Everyone in that general region needs to calm the fuck down
About to clock in for 8 hours of Factorio so get in there
Mad how much heroin and drugs are transported over continents by plane. Mad how shit airport security actually is generally. The dogs are for bombs. They actually do not care that much about policing drugs too much in the west. Not like Singapore or JapanZ
Guinness and shemales
Finna have a propa doss sesh today
>footrat threadno thanks
There are so many Nazis in Britain now that they should all be armed.
>>85850425Tbqh if all the restore and reform lot got armed I could see some proper civil unrest tbqh.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BIG TRAIN CRASH THAT HAPPENED IN SPAIN DE LID
The government once again buried their heads in the sand. Why won't they talk about the fact that there aren't enough jobs for everyone? Not wanting to make this a NEET vs. wagie discussion, but it's a well-known fact. What are they going to do to increase jobs? How exactly are they getting these millions of NEETs into the workforce without it being just for the sake of it?
>>85850642they're going to import another million browns from timbuktu to fill any jobs that do exist meanwhile it's going to continue to get exponentially worse for everyone else
>>85850656>We must import half the world!>There are not enough nurses and doctors!>We need to fill vacancies!If you'd deport every brown from the country you'd have empty hospitals and nurses twiddling their thumbs, or more likely twiddling the equally bored doctors' knobs. The NHS is only under pressure because of inbred pakis and jeets with all sorts of health issues and who, on top of that, don't do any fucking work.
>three decades of purposeful dismantling of energy infrastructure, wider industrial infrastructure and farming>reality catches up to ideology>incoming blackouts, absolute penury and shortages of goods all perfectly predictable based on policy>government plan to turn off electricity in load shedding actions just like south africa >have blamed it all on nebulous, absurd 'Russian cyberattacks' and told the public that they need to be responsible for their own safety when the lights go out and the heating doesn't workThese people are actually fucking despicable and should be hanged in public for all to see.
Weird how you'll split threads easily, but support a jewish thread.
>>85850642the lack on jobs is down to the national insurance tax hike on business which is to pay for the huge national debt
>>85850703I doubt that. Lots of businesses are outsourcing to AI rather than employing, and menial jobs are going to foreigners rather than young people.
>>85850713look at the figures before the hike and afterno im not googling to for you
>>85850691What's wrong with a jewish thread lad? Just post the same drivel you post in every thread.
>>85850723Posters like yourself add nothing. You're just here to shit up a thread. As proven by your response.
>>85850689Back from your ban, little lad? What Twitter posts will you be attaching your enraged commentary to today?
>>85850726Not true at all. I contribute more than you know. I'm just always bemused by people who get hung up on the OP picture when you don't even see it after the first 10 posts, and the rest of the thread is filled with the same inane drivel as every previous thread, interspersed with a few good posts.
>>85850727I'm not a regular poster mate, never been banned, just fucking hate what they're doing and then trying to cover their fucking arses by blaming big bad Russia or whatever the fuck. They got us into this mess and now they're telling us we need to prepare for hard times. Not them though, they'll still be fine, just the average person on the street. Fuck them all.
>>85850745Anything youll do about it other than write angry posts here, little lad?
>>85850733You know what, life's too short to be whinging (me whinging not you) over pointless stuff.
>IMPORTANT UPDATE TO OUR TERMS AND CONDITIONSThank you kindly for reminding me you still have my details, I shall be deleting those promptly.
>>85850749Nothing that can be done, but being angry is at least mildly cathartic
>>85850733>inaneTheres that word again
>>85850717No need to be hostile. I'm sure it has something to do with it but the lack of jobs existed before that hike as well. If anything it just made it worse.
>>85850788Problem is that your little angry posts are not very "cathartic" for the rest of us.
>>85850745Countries always seem to need an 'enemy' on paper to blame for their own bad policies. It's easier than explaining why they failed so bad
you must contributeyou must be usefulyou must not questionyou must be tiredyou must be pooryou must smileyou must be happy
Reckon Putin is a good leader personally.
Didn't realise inane was a recurring word at /britfeel/. Really need to sharpen up, me.
>>85850822Good at leading his willy down Trump's throat and Xi's cock up his arse.
>>85850822>Reckon Putin is a good leader personally.good for who?
Reckon Welper is a good leader honestly.
Reckon Ruthmong is a good lover honestly.
Reckon Blad is a good eater honestly.
Zoomers being nostalgic over season 20 of The Simpsons.
I had a dream last night that I was shagging Lexi Belle in her prime at an island resort.
A friend took his car to a garage because the check engine light was on. All driving fine, nothing noticeably wrong with it.Three thousand eight hundred pounds to fix.The car cost 15 grand anyway. He simply can't afford to pay 400 quid a month for the next ten months, it's more than his car payments and would have to be made on top of it. He's decided to sell the car and then buy a cheap thing with the difference. What the fuck is going on with this shit? Prices are actually just insane for everything.
>>85850915Sounds like there's something else wrong with the car and your friend is a mong or lying. Either way, that's a write off at that point.
>>85850915You voted for it, enjoy your immigrants and inflation and civilisational decline
>>85850077Don't like pissrahell, meNay
happiness is just a flaming moe away
>>85850924Who knows? Don't know why he would lie, he's a bit of a mong but so what? Yeah it's a write off. Mental because it's like a week out of warranty.>>85850930Me? Never voted in my life lad.
>>85850077Rorke is a kike
>>85850915that's what happens when you take your car to an apu mechanic, they're robbing bastards
>>85850957the mechanic might be having him on get a second opinion before he sells
Saw this and decided to buy the mrs some new stockings.
No Nut November is starting SOON ANONS!
>>85850915Glad I don't own a car. Mumberg has to spend a fortune on running hers.
>>85851019My libido is so low this year that I reckon I'll easily be able to manage it.
>>85851019Then you waste all that hard work by wanking yourself silly for the other 11 months of the year.
It really does suck how everything is based around car ownership and you're very limited unless you own one. Are motorbikes any cheaper than running a car? I suppose the only issue is safety but then again I don't really place any value on my life anyway.
>>85851038mopeds are cheaper but they are easy to steal and you get wet in the rain
>>85851019Yea I'll be taking part. I always set my gf the challenge of trying to make me lose and she inevitably does after around 2-3 weeks mostly.
>>85851025>My libido is so low this yearHow come?
there's something wrong with me, i cant make friends I dont think i've ever really had one
>>85851065Ask yourself if you really want friends, or are you just content with your own company and the occasional meet up with acquaintances? It's not a must to have friends.
>>8585107090% of the time im fine but then i'll have a problem and no one to talk about it to or i'll be out in public and the contrast between quiet, mild me and a group of happy chatting people will make me feel bad for some reason
>>85851029Nope: February is NoFap February
>>85850915>car paymentsWhy do mongs buy things they cant afford
>>85851085they can afford it just over a longer period of time
>>85851084What about extending it to maintaining my no fap status march?Just not goona wank January?Orgasmless October?Don't touch yer dick December?
>>85851062Don't know for sure. I've been particularly depressed this year though.
>>85851095No lad! Octorber is Locktober (you wear a chastity cage)
>>85851115>(you wear a chastity cage)Ew no, I like a bedtime wank every night.
Me? Bought a shitbox for 800 quid 10 years ago. Still runs.
>>85851121All the ooga booga delivery men have got all the shitbox cars now. Used cars cost silly money now for what you get.
>>85851113Me too desu itll only get worse as it gets colder and darker
>>85851126no body makes new cheap petrol cars and electric car technology is new and expensive
Been getting on that Valheim life? I have haven't I. We SeasideVIKING all the way all the way and that is LUSH! Mark get heart attack on one of his holidays and awake to limbo but put on a mission.He get comfy gaffe from Odin, he living it mostly all on for free!
Winter is setting in now lads, don't forget, we'll need 7 months of hot chocolate powder to get through these hard times (using my winter bedding routine of Nov-May).
>>85851142But he have to fight for his place. It not right.
>>85851149i wonder how much chocolate powder i can get for 100 pound
>>85851157Will you be buying one brand, or mixing it up? I'm quite fond of the lidl salted caramel hot chocolate.
Can't even afford a single sachet of orange Options now. Grim.
>>85851151Indeed he has. Just about ready to take on the third boss but I need more supplies, food and things to take on BAMEMASS. SeasideVIKING taking it easy for a few days, time to build up his settlement and establish logistics. Valheim a slow burn for me and that is LUSH.
>>85851190Bloody 'ell he lookin' ripped. Bet he smells of salmon instead of cod and that's lush. He have any SeaSideMates with him or he a solo lad?
>>85851174I think you're allowed to loot 1 item per shopping trip, as long as it's going in the 3 day supply bunker.
How was the entire town of Springfield too stupid to get a non-existant kid out of a well?
>>85851202He a solo lad. Only ever played this game with either a duo or a trio so being SeasideSOLO is a different experience. Got a nice mix of gentle quality of life mods and common sense mods - reduced the combat difficulty down to a manageable level. No fucking one shot kills from enemies I can't see.It's a lot more intensive without back up or anyone to make up for what your character is lacking solo. Got to play it a lot more cautious. Stealth all the way.
>>85851242Keeping my fingers crossed for our Mark this time. He may not be Road to Masters, but he a viking and that lush. Might have to get in on some solo Valheim action myself sometime.
g'morn all.cor, a cheeky troll edish, is it? worra belta.waiting for the postie to do his rounds, me. you could call it 'my GTA6'
>>85851258If you do be sure to get the recommended quality of life mods you can find online if you're doing it solo.Currently harvesting up my blueberries and raspberries for some fat queens jam it lovely on breed and sulphite free all the way.
>>85851226Simpsons otaku here.>The circumference of the well is 34 inches, so unfortunately, not one member of our city's police force is slender enough to rescue the boy.>Although the well is too dark to see the boy, Timmy has told us his foot is trapped under a rock. Thus, any attempt to pull him up would snap him like a twig.and later in the episode:>Well ma'am, we've located a piece of machinery in Shreveport, Louisiana that could pop him out lickity-split. ...I'm afraid we've got a budget problem Mrs Simpson, your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. Had he done it at the start of the fiscal year, no-problem-o.
>>85851281Sulphite free is 4x lush and 4x less smellier. Unfortunately I'm a console mong, it vanilla all the way for me.
>>85851287Why couldn't they send another child down on a rope to unfree his leg and pull him up?
My entire nose in ruth fanny
I would rather not live near blacks
2 years in prison if you have face sitting porn.
>>85851324Kek. I'm sure banning face sitting porn was worth all the effort.
>>85851300that sort of thing is what caused the boy-who-cried-wolf style situation in the first place, lad. Bart ACTUALLY going down the well to rescue something (his radio) WAS the inciting incident.it's like how if someone swims out to sea and starts drowning, you don't swim after them. you cut your losses at a single drowner.
I don't like fisting
>>85851324>Legally can fuck your cousins producing genetic failures.>Will get vanned over kink porn.help me make this make sense
>>85851350NTA but getting arrested because your cousinwife sends you some boob pics.
speaking of which, any of yous actually watched all of this?i only watched the first episode and checked out, 7 more hours...? but maybe it gits gud.what's the goofy twist, if that's not a mad spoiler/giveaway? >Mrs Voorhees, we want your son for the government's new research project, Codename Lazarusor summat?remember: they did a YouTube Original sequel series about what happened to the bully from the Karate Kid, and it started out surprisingly solid.
>>85851379I'm not watching anything with such bad AI/CGI/Photoshop on the poster.
Not feeling well anons, hope I didn't catch anything when I was out at the pokemonshow the other day. Small venue, loads of people. Bound to happen.
>>85851324this is fucking nazi germany!!!!
>>85851379It turns out little lad has been lickin' his mum out so much that's why his face is contorted. When he drowned, his mum went mental and started killing camp counsellors. Her pussy was never pleasured the same again.
>>85851391corrr based trusting-your-gut preemptive-high-standards anon.what's bad about it? to me, it just looks like they over-sharpened it.i only clocked YESTERDAY that the top of picrel is the bed's headboard. yeah it's abstract, different elements in mystery-space composited together, but i'd always seen it as Freddy's claws coming from the rafters (i.e. the ceiling)
>>85851450Bet you thought this was proper funny. Sick of mongs like you.
>>85851458Nancy was such a fuggin' BABE.
Hmmmm... so if Pensioners didn't have triple lock and WORKING people didn't get UC top up then the bill would be reduced? So it's not just all dossers like they want you to believe? My next door neighbour has two kids and is a single mum but she also has a good job. She purposely reduced her hours to stay on UC and get housing benefit and all that shit, even got a grant to decorate her fucking house. Yet it's all single dossers scrounging apparently? GET FUCKED!
>>85851489Forgot to post the screenshot of what's actually making up the 'welfare' bill. What a fucking joke. The pension system is unsustainable and needs to be means tested, and employers need to start paying better wages so the government isn't floating the bill for WORKING people. What a joke of a country. Benefits should be reserved for long-term disabled (yes, autism included, IF it truly impacts your life) and temporarily unemployed.
>>85851504We just gave another 10 billion to Ukraine as well.Working is depressing because the government takes 25-45% or more of your income and then gives it to migrants, dossers and foreign countries while you have to wait 6 weeks for a GP appointment
>>85851504Pensioners need culled ASAP.
>>85851462maybe it's the drugs, but i'm just riding with it.daft sex nonsense about fannies sexually having sexy fannysex (well known for causing facial contortions), but idk we're all just here typing shite for a laff.but i am actually in the mood for a horror series/film, wondering if there's owt good i've missed. whether it's Jason X style fun or grimdark serious business. any reccies, /britfeel/?
>>85851514The GP thing is so fucking true. Anytime I have an appointment (which isn't often), the waiting room is filled with people speaking a different language. Lots of foreign mothers with their babies as well as blacks (presumably from Africa or some other shithole). Why they are entitled to free healthcare upon arrival is beyond me.
>>85851524Wes Craven's New Nightmare probably fits your bill. The Friday the 13th remake (2009?) was pretty fun as well.
Weird isn't it, the ole mental elf stuff. People talk of hearing voices saying bad things, but as somebody with an internal monologue I just hear that voice. It says everything. Good things or bad things. Like when people talk of intrusive thoughts, it's just what I think of most times, I'm a cunt/you're a cunt, I should be dead/kill yourself. It's only me saying it to myself. Some people are bonkers, IMO.
>>85851541sorry should clarify: i mean owt recent? pretend i am ignorant of pop culture and have gained most of my knowledge from 4chan for the past 15 years (just PRETEND ;_;)that said i might just stick on New Nightmare. i remember hating it, wasn't a fan of the whole 'meta' gimmick (still true tbf). but who knows let's see.
>>85851560You sound bonkers
>>85851576Not according to Drs. I'm perfectly normal I am.
>he raped chickens to deathWhy did he do it lads? I can't figure it out.
>>85851587Maybe he felt guilty at just raping them so decided to end their misery by raping them to death?
>>85851560wdym lad? not being sarcy, what was your intent in posting this?me, interested in thoughts/thinking (including (You)). are you saying that the cliche intrusive thoughts are common occurrences in your mind?FWIW i don't give a FIG if someone thinks about rape/torture/murder, it's actions that matter innit.
>>85851600>are you saying that the cliche intrusive thoughts are common occurrences in your mind?Very much so. Sometimes hourly, sometimes a bit further apart, but always multiple times daily.
>>85851587>>85851592bit morbid, but what does 'raped to death' mean?'stabbed to death' = there were enough stabs, blood loss and injuries that the victim died.how does that translate to sexual assault?casual afternoon conversation here on /britfeel/.
>>85851611I don't have any intrusive thoughts. You sound a bit schizophrenic desu. You shouldn't use weed in case you make it worse.
>>85851592Maybe he thought if he was going to eat it then it might enjoy a bit of a tumble in the hay first
>>85851638Given what I know about chickens, I suspect they don't have a suitable orifice to take a human penis and any such insertion would physically destroy their innards. Bit grim this
>>85851638>'stabbed to death' = there were enough stabs, blood loss and injuries that the victim died.the dick is basically a blunt knife
>>85851639>You shouldn't use weed in case you make it worse.That's probably what's made it worse, and a decade living alone, half a decade not working.
Britnormie was a frosty jackz character
>>85851611does it bother you? or is it just there?we can all just go 'think of pigs having sex' and then we think of pigs having sex (soz).if you're of blase mode, great. if you're of worry mode, oh no.(good luck with life Chika de lid)
Lost all my money with google stock
>>85851700>does it bother you?Yes. Not sure if you mentioned chika thinking I was him, but I am not.
BN is overweight
>>85851713aye, pure shot in the dark tbqh haha (didn't know either way). just that yous are of a similar mindset.how does it bother you? is it like an 'OH FUCK OFF' situation, like a fly in the room? or more like moral quandaries and whatnot?f e e l s
Chicken innards all over your cock. Bloody 'ell. That be grim.
>>85851747It seems to be never ending. Wake up to go to the toilet in the night and I'm calling myself a cunt. Wake up and think it, think of it as I'm falling asleep. Dream of confrontation (I think that's more related to a side effect from taking happy pills last year/January, but could also accept it's just the way I think of myself bleeding into my dreams).
Look I know /britfeel/ is a place for "le heckin edgy epin gimmickarinos" but what on EARTH possessed that lad to think he could say he commits reprehensible sex acts with animals and NOT expect the janman to take action?Its so baffling it beggars belief
If you think about it, fanny juices on your cock is also kind of gross
Knobbin the horse
>>85851825Dr Mathew Hall would never
>>85851783bloody hell that sounds awful granted, we're getting a 'snapshot' as in, it's the current topic of conversation. BUT frigging hell, imagine just wandering around and the ol'>ur a cunt, m8.pops into the noggin. nightmare, lad.dare i say, >>85851576 may be onto something. we all bonkers here.
Chicken wikka wasala for tea x
Nice little delivery today, was it not? Love a bit of Charles Laughton, and another flick to add to my Douglas Sirk collection. My noir collection grows and that's lush.
Got a loose wisdom tooth, it lush
Chika masala
any medical/biology experts ITT?
>>85851945FY2 drop out lad might be around
GTA VI is 220gb. Sweet mowgli wowgli.
>>85851963is 220gb a lot for you?
>>85851857It can be bad when around people, I just wind myself up. Did it in a physio appt, left there fuming muttering fucking twat to myself. Can't even remember what we talked about.
>>85851945Yes, what's up? Doctor and biologist here
>>85851968It is quite a lot for one game but I have 1tb so I'll get 'er done. How 'bout you?
>>85851783I have the same thing, I constantly call myself a cunt, kill yourself kill yourself die die die etc. etc. Sometimes it's all consuming, like pure mania rolling around in bed wanting to rope kekIt's probably some ocd shit mixed with the depression (been fucked in the head since childhood, undiagnosed)
imagine being 30+ and playing video games
>>85851956cor maybe his course covered up to my precise problem before he dropped out>>85851976hi doctor and biologist, what is this thing that came out of my nose? it is pretty rigid, not mush.(i am spoilering this, i dunno some lads might just be squeamish YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
>>85852024yeah no way I'm clicking that, sorry champ
>>85852024yep nostril cancer
>>85851994>(been fucked in the head since childhood, undiagnosed)Yep same thing. Won't get anything till I snap and hurt somebody or end up in hospital.
>>85851994>been fucked in the head since childhood, undiagnosed)Is being fucked in the head a diagnosis that doctors give to children
>>85852073yes in layman's terms
sounds like a lot of lads in this thread have donkey brains
I want to be christian but i just can't believe in the concept of a sapient omnipotent supernatural entity
>>85852135John 20:29 >Then Jesus told him, "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed."
>>85852089Nuh-uh, I have a certificate that confirms I don't.
The UK government is literally planning to have power cuts this winter.
>>85852192i remember that time on britfeel everyone was shitting themselves and watching the national grid because some lad said we'd have just the right set of circumstances for big black outs and nothing happened
Donkey-brained with a monster dong.
>>85852192Luckily for me I have a head lamp and a gameboy color that will keep me occupied during the jet black dark nights. I suggest you get a torch of some sort and high tog quilt because you'll need it when everything is shut off.
>>85852222Check the quads on that Corr!
Photographing women at Tesco is not a crime. Bet they hope he'll admit guilt to some made-up charge like stalking or public order.https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/cctv-appeal-after-man-allegedly-photographed-woman-shopping-346803/
Get your batteries in as well. Get under the covers and you'll be fine. Only problem most lads here will face is when the internet cuts out and you won't be able to have a bedtime wank! Oh eck! The horror!
>>85852222Will be upping my toggage in honour of these quads
Donkey punch
>>85852243Tesco auditing nonce filming little old ladies buying their prune juice and werthers originals. Lock him up and throw away the key pronto.
thermal long johns are the key btwget a pair and never pay for heating again
>>85852258Get a dressing gown as well. Had mine for well over a decade, had mum stitch it up on the shoulders the seems were coming apart it's that good. I'm hardly never cold but my mam always is, must be a boomer thing.
>>85852254It's not a crime though. They just want to deter him through the process. I really hope he isn't gullible enough to admit guilt. They're just doing this to increase their stats for crimes solved. It makes them look good at protecting women despite all the thousands of brown rapists that enter Dover every month. Fuck them, fuck the Met and fuck Hampshire police too. Fuckers.
>>85852269fleece or toweling ?
the problem is it's draughty. it's easy right now to say i can just wrap up, my body temperature will regulate itself, but it'll be different when there's actively-present coldness(i know cold is the absence of heat don't go all GCSE physics on me pls)
Yeah well the thing is
Imagine living in one of the most dangerous cities of England. Grim. Manchester is a right shithole. Never liked its "culture". Shit like this happens every week.
>>85852305Name a city that ISNT a massive shithole these days tbqfh lid
>>85852277Fleece inside.
Why did he do it de lids? Just can't figure it out
>fleece dressing gownNARM
>>85852317York seems like a nice city. I would live there.
footmong dating gapemong (sean)
Imagine licking a girl's clit and making her cum.
>>85852258I don't get cold legs because I'm like a bear below the waist.Always found it weird how zoomers seem to have no leg hair. Must be declining testosterone levels.
>>85852389>I don't get cold legs because I'm like a bear below the waist.oh my, say are you doing anything this weekend?
You lads ever sucked on a banana? Had a suck on one today that was smaller thanmy erect penis and couldn't fit it all in my mouth. It gives me hope
>>85852409I've deepthroated dildo easily.
>>85852400I'm busy not being gay
ya'll be lyin if you neva have gay thoughts
>>85852429Can honestly say I've never had any gay thoughts, except occasionally thinking about sucking D
>>85852429Had a dream i was getting spot roasted the other night
passing a bantu makes every whiteboi's batty flutter
If I encounter a black, I cross the road.
>>85852460Literally petrified
If I encounter HHL I beat him up.
>>85852324i am operating on dusty old memories here, but it's important we keep the human internet alive. so my Final Fantasy VII thesis is that he had no father figure and Shinra only met his material needs, then he grew up to become a whiny seether who wanted to run the planet how HE would have wanted it.also, he's probably pissed off that people kept opening the disc cover and letting the Regen Materia restore their health while the CD was spinning. that's gotta take a toll on a guy.
I'd suck a cute tranny willy desu
>>85852517Always enjoy your replies lad
Picked up all of the Telltale Walking Dead games.
>>85852473You'd be scared of him you wussie. HHL is a hard lad, he fights bouncers
>>85852555Nice one. I remember the third being the weakest but the final season was really good. Did you get the complete edition with the updated graphics for the earlier seasons?
I wonder how many DVDs/Blu-Rays DVDlad has x
>>85852582Yep! It's on sale for like 4 quid on Steam. Only played season 1 back in the day so I'm excited.
Have an interview next week to become a Contact Resolution Officer next week lads ((( 999 Emergency Operator for plod ))) any advice?
Incredibly hungry but wifeberg refuses to cook
>>85852583Over 2000 films at this point and over 100 complete TV shows. The vast majority of my films are Blu-ray with around 1/4 being DVD maybe. Not THAT large a collection.
>>85852588You're in for a good time. Even season three I still liked. Need to pick up that collection myself next time it's on sale on PS5. Four quid was a bargain.
How many platinum trophies do you lads have, or the Xbox/PC equivalent?Got 52 don't I x
>>85852648I got the Super Meat Boy platinum which I was pretty proud of.
>>85852655Fuck that ladThat's one I gave up on x
>>85852661Yeah it was frustrating at times, especially the IWBTG level. There was one jump I kept dying on and it drove me up the fucking wall. Corrr... must have been over 10 years ago now. Grim. Good game.
>>85852671It's a solid game for sure lad, I'm just shit at platformers and I couldn't be fucked
>hhl is a hard ladoy my giddy gape, hard for bantus maybe
>>85852680What platinums are your proudest lad? I never really went hunting for gamerscore or whatever much, only for a certain couple of games. I remember I 100 percented GTA IV BEFORE they introduced trophies. Wasn't doing it again.
imagine being proud of a video game trophy
>>85852714Not really real pride in that sense but you do get a nice cheeky dopamine hit.
>>85852700Definitely Wolfenstein 2 is my proudestDead Rising was a difficult onePlatinumed every Souls game, although they're not super difficult
>>85852690No evidence that he is gay. His most extreme fetishes are for femdom and humiliation
>>85852731>not super difficultCorrrr, nice one. Difficulty may vary I'd say, I found Bloodbourne the easiest of them all. Those Wolfenstein Bethesda games are really good.
>GARN LIDS ROLLS AWAY DE LIDS>WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' HARIBO DE LID
>>85852737if someone spammed gape posts for months i think theres a indicator he might be a little gay
>>85852747wasn't that you spamming gape posts though?
Who do you support lads?Nottingham Forest 4 me
>>85852753well lets look it the evidence:sean gets banned and all the gape posts got deletedthere hasn't been gape spam since sean was outedsean is known for having constant drivel spam sessions gapespam requires a pass which sean has and i dont
Mind my 2 older goth pals from when high school started in 1st year these 2 lassies that stayed on the same street. Particularly 1 lived just a few doors down. Mind sitting there listening to paradise lost at the time symbol of life album which wouldve been their most recent (2002) at that time (2004). Sisters of mercy Type O negative an stuff like that. Do yous remember that time of alternative before emo had really kicked off an turned it mainstream. 2002 kind of era. When everything like that was just goth. Maybe it was age but it felt more. Sincere? Remember vampirefreaks. Wow. Now adays your more shocked when you DONT see the mad rituals n psychic abuse. The likes of Tesco selling wee coffee cups with lassies dancing in a pentagram with a black goat as a wee cup. Is that cool Tesco? Does that sell a lot.>mum can i have the devil one >mum I want the one with the devil on it>no mum the devil is COOL!Aye very good Tesco. :L
https://youtu.be/ya_bRThsMWs
>>85850315I wish shemales were real.
>>85852429Not only have I had gay thoughts, I've have gay sex and regret it. Just prefer women and pussy, always have. Don't fall for the prison-gay meme lads, it only works if you're autistic
>>85852763I used to larp supporting Arsenal to appease my Dad into thinking I liked football. No idea why I picked them, like.
>>85852857i wish femboys actually were and not just scrawny fags who won't lift
>>85852867Why did you have gay sex if you aren't gay
>>85852871I'm glad someone else realizes that femboys literally don't exist outside of 2D
I get the feeling a lot of lads here don't really read posts and just skim them for the gist of it
>>85852877because I was trying to gaslight myself into being bi out of loneliness and because I'm a mentally and physically repulsive incel to women, but was prime goonbait for gay men throughout my 20s (baby faced twink ginger - despite what you may think of gingers, the homos go crazy for it)was a long time ago though, only women do it for me
>>85852868>I used to larp supporting Arsenal to appease my Dad into thinking I liked footballNgl thast quite funny/sweet
A lot of guys on 4chan watched too much porn and convinced themselves they wanted to suck a cock, and then they try it IRL and regret it
I do not think a boiled egg belongs in ramen
>>85852904Yea, happens a lot. You should see what it's like with furries, they've been doing that for decades now. It's like people struggle to separate fantasy from reality
>>85852908I like a fried egg on noodles. Never had it with a broth.
>>85852911Please tell me furries don't ever do things with real animals
>>85852763leeds united de lad (not ebin)
This is 7/10 in Britain
>>85852962i have that exact scarf
>>85852966>i have that exact scarf proof?
>So they got this new burger at beige buffet de lid.>they take a normal burger then smash it de lid, crazy isn't that?>then they batter and deep fry it de lid.... then they got that hot honey de lid corr ya had hot honey?>Absolutely bonkers de lid they call it the hot honey battered beigey burger box de lid only 18.99 we got to go there this Friday de lid.>ALL the lids eatin em on Feel Street we only got till next week before Beigemas Menu gets rid of it de lid.
>>85852968you got me, i made it up.
Any of lads drink redbush?yes i know redbush sounds like a ginger's pubic hair, don't need any replied to that affect, thank you
>>85852981yeah i buy it from lidl
>>85852970take him there and drown him in the wepsi trough when no one's looking
>>85852987do you find it tastes really minty? I used to have tetley and do not think they taste alike at all
>>85852994>do you find it tastes really minty?No, not at all. I don't like the taste actually, only drink it for any health benefits - don't buy it often
>>85852763Morton
Shippy I have a question for you. And you will grant me the courtesy of a sincere answer.Are you a homosexual?
I don't watch h3h3, but I'm aware of the recent drama. I watched a few dramaslop videos about it and they played clips from the podcast and it's just so fucking boring. How the fuck do normies sit and watch this for hours? There's no jokes, no energy, it's just them talking about what they are for breakfast and shit. Holy christ normies are irredeemable.
>>85852877This isn't uncommon. I have gay sex maybe 6 or 7 times a month and I'm not gay. I don't see it as part of my identity. It's just another string to my bow, shall we say.
>>85853017Weird, im like 75% sure the mongs put mint tea in a redbush box now
Just let rip, a real stinky one
Ended up doing coke and shagging all night last night. Feeling a bit rough today to say the least.
YOU READY FOR TRAY'AHS TONOITE DE LIDS?!?!
>>85852330Fleece inside to keep it warmer silly. Not on the outside it's made of cotton like the same material a t shirt is made from.
>>85853056Off to war with you.
>>85852714My brother collects platinum trophies. He has around 350 might be more.
>>85853041You are an extremely gay homosexual
>>85853069Nah I'll just spend the evening smoking hash, watching TV, ordering a pizza probably
women need locking up
>>85853096You've never taken cocaine you faggot lmao.He doesn't know...
>>85853090Maybe that's how you see it. That's not how I see it. And I have the right to define my own identity. Your opinion doesn't count for that. I don't like the word "gay" frankly, but I do like shagging men.
>>85853108I wish that was true. My cardiovascular system would probably be in better shape.
You smell smoke and you know I'm in the building x
>>85853112You are a bent. A bender. Poofter. Batty boy. Homo. Bummer. Fudge packer. Dodgy butcher.
>>85853145Yeah I quite like the word "bent" actually. I'll take that.
>>85853145Can't forget shirt lifter
my dad calls them 'crispy' is that typical boomerism?
>>85853171Gays are crispy? Never heard that.
You say you know me my niggaBut you really just know the old me x
>>85853178ask your dad, bet it was more common in 70s
>>85853193Muh dad's not talking to me at the moment, due to being dead.
>>85853042I drink a lot of peppermint tea and it tastes nothing like mint
>Porn Star Lily Phillips Plans to 'Sleep' with 10K Men in 24 Hours With Help From A.I.It's your chance incels
>>85853225All the men that go to these are blacks and Indians, they all wear balaclavas because they are ashamed of their actions as well.
>>85853225>sleeping with 10,000 men>when there's only 86,400 seconds in a daydon't think she's thought this one through desu
>>85853225How would this work then do you get a few thrusts in and that's it?
>>85853225How is that possible? It would be about 8 or 9 seconds per guy. How could AI help
>>85853235>All the men that go to these are blacks and IndiansThere was a clip I saw, don't think it was Lily, but another OnlyFans tart / UK escort said that a lot of the men who visit her are actually Paki men kek.
>>85853244>>85853239Lilly or Bonnie said they only get a few pumps in or one guy pumps her and she blows the other guy which counts as 2 guys done
The main reason I don't want to visit an escort is because I know she will have been with Pakis or blacks. Need to find a racist whites only escort.
>>85853245See my post here lad>>85853254
>>85853235Imagine shagging a girl literally seconds after she shagged an Indian.
>>85853260It's common for prostitutes to refuse to see black clients. Less common for them to insist you must be white.
>>85852782>Remember vampirefreaks.lol now there's a place i've not heard of in a long time.love you lad, divvint mind them at Tescos selling them devils
Everyone knows Labour is bringing this stuff in to censor people, and it has nothing to do with protecting kids.I'm so fucking sick of everything getting continually worse.
Fuming. Fucking hate it.
*informs the apus that poundland is going out of business*
it is not gay to have homosexual relations
>>85853320The staff get PIP anyway for their disabilities.
>>85853333She's got a black baby? Fucking hell that thing must look like a proper orc
>>85853328Agreed. Being gay is an identity. It's not an act. I fuck men, a lot of men, but I'm not gay. If I was gay, I'd be a poof. And that would not be me. Trust me.
>>85853342No, she doesn't have a boyfriend as far as I can tell. That's one of her non-mong sister's black sprogs. Welsh women seem to have a high preference BBC.
>>85853351a lot of people think this but the truth is welsh women can't tell the difference between a coal miner and a black man
>>85853349>I fuck men, a lot of men, but I'm not gay.Sounds quite gay fyi
>>85853361Think of it like this. Imagine you're in Tesco buying food. You notice a can of beans has fallen on the floor. You're a nice guy so you pick it up and put it back on the shelf. Does that make you a shelf stacker at Tesco? Of course not. You've stacked a shelf at Tesco, but that does not make you a Tesco shelf stacker.
God look at the wrinkles she's getting at 25. She's going to age so bad if she continues consuming alcohol and unhealthy food.
a lad will be informing the apus soon
>>85853376Having gay sex on purpose means you are gay.
>>85853378She was already ugly before, she's gonna turn into a nasty fat old hag pretty quickly
>>85853378Youll have to find a new bint to stalk soon
>>85853389So putting something on a shelf at Tesco on purpose means you're a Tesco shelf stacker?
have you ever 'invited someone over for dinner', like in films?
>>85852970time was apus would be happy with a windus crispy pancake and 19 bong would buy a lad and his two top frogs a wurger king or waccies each. now wiktok is rotting their brains
>>85853400No it doesn't. Are you retarded or something?Sexuality and sexual preferences are based on what you desire and do. Someone would not fuck a man unless they were gay. That's literally what gay means.
>>85853393No lad she is perfect to me. I think she's only into non-white guys though so I've no chance with a rose like that. Gets me depressed.
>>85853429That's not what gay means. There's a distinction between enjoying homosexual acts and being a homosexual. I think you're maybe just not bright enough to understand it.
>>85853396I just watch these lasses asmr on youtube lad.
>>85853431Fucking hell she is actually hideous. Looks like some kind of disabled quasimodo
Why is she so obsessed with a pub in Newcastle? She clearly fancies the lad that works there. Will is going to be so fucking heartbroken.
>>85853437If you enjoy homosexual acts then you are a homosexual. This is factual and irrefutable.I'm sorry you are a gay in denial, hope you find peace at some point.
*informs the apus that sir patrick stewart has died*
>>85853458No lad you're just being horrible now. She's a lovely rose to me. Perhaps that is her weakness.
>>85853469not rite lad not rite at all
>>85853475You must be brown and lust after only because she's white. That's what's happening here.
>>85853469RIP in peace his voice was so good.
>>85853462I'm not in denial of anything. I enjoy homosexual acts thoroughly. Happy to admit that to anyone. But I choose not to identify as gay. That's my choice. It's just not a community I want to be a part of.If you define everyone who enjoys homosexual acts as gay, that's fine. That's your definition. You can think I'm "gay" all you want. I don't have to agree with you.
>>85853469bloody hell, took you long enough. stuck in traffic? >>85853388
>>85853458That's a very nice pic of Maisie you have there.
>I fuck men, a lot of men, but I'm not gay.This is hilarious.
>>85853306Good thing I don't use social media then!
My Xbone now boots up with the Series X logo. Neat.
>>85853502Would you want to be gay?
>>85853519Doesn't matter what you want. You either are gay or you aren't. If you are attracted to men or have sex with men then you are gay.
>>85853523You didn't answer the question. Would you want to be gay?
>>85853486I agree with you mate, if you're not doing anything at the weekend i'd like to meet up for platonic homosexual actsGSOH, NS, have own car, can accommodate
wops has aged considerably this year. Too many holidays in Barcelona I reckon.
>>85853534I'm not the anon you were talking to, but no, I wouldn't want to be gay.
I'm bored of the "I shag a lot of men but I'm not gay" gimmick now.
Absolutely gutted that Patrick Stewart has died. He played a unforgettable performance in Star Trek https://youtu.be/X6oUz1v17Uo?is=15x-BHtYlO5NiyTy
>>85853552I shag a lot of fleshlights but that doesn't mean identify as fleshlightosexual
>>85853563It literally would if fleshlightosexual was a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdqfRwr2-Wkit's crazy that this guy made it.random lad that Something Awful trolls were lampooning on back in the day. he just heads west and yankwifes. what an end to the saga.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbvZeOnHI_whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayeMqizulX0now whose eggs are on whose faces???
>>85853536Not sure if this is a serious offer but that would be great. I'm in the Greys, Gravesend, Dartford, area. And frankly I'm sick of meeting up with faggots. One of the worst things about enjoying homosexual acts is that most of the people who are into it are gay. And I don't like gays. I don't even like the word. But I know what I do like, and that's shagging men.>>85853544Exactly.
>>85853561Never heard of Star Trek, I knew him from I Claudius https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG0mkkLXVCs
not rite lads make it NOT so
>>85853577>ExactlyWhat exactly?
>>85853552>I fuck men, a lot of men, but I'm not gay.This one?
>>85853595It's not a community that most people would choose to be part of.
>>85853605OK, but you are a part of it gay boy
Take it to /soc/, you rampant homosexualists.
Lots of happy people this Republic Day.
the captain from the OLD Star Trek outlived the captain from the NEW Star Trek?
Homosexual semantics for a Thursday evening. They spoil everything. Bailing out. Enjoy your homosexualistics.
I should go to the police when a foid is out with her phone and I think she is filming me. Think the police will put her mug up on the local news?
>>85853621do you have fantasies that aren't you being a minor nuisance to fictional people?
Night walk balaclava larp lad around?
>>85853609I'm not mate. They are like the blacks on the slave ships. I'm more like the captain. You know what I mean?
>>85853636It sounds like you are saying that you are king of the gays.
big load of semen on my poop deck
>>85853628No I'm just pissed off the police believe women too much. Imagine posting about wanting information on a man for something as absurd as filming a woman in Tesco.
>>85853685>something as absurd as filming a woman in Tesco.Fucking hell.
Helperlad rules these threads with a iron yet fair fist
>>85853659I interact with the gay community. Obviously. I kind of have to, if I want to have sex with men. That doesn't mean I'm part of it. Honestly I think they are vile.
>>85853714You are vile. You hate yourself. It's a classic trope. The self-hating gay in denial. Many such cases.
>>85853713He quit cos he couldn't handle it as well as his drunken meltdowns. Loser mentality through and through.
>>85853718>The self-hating gay in denial.Homosexualist*>Many such cases.So many. Trope reinforced. Case closed.
Oh. My. Kino. /tv/ has put the theme of the inter light on the board to honour Patrick Stewart.
>>85853718I don't hate them for their homosexual acts though. I hate them for the things that we don't have in common. So no, I don't hate myself. Not at all. In fact, I love myself. I truly do. For the first time in my life, I do.
Hafta do the other thing real quick now meX
>>85853728overrated episode tbqh
Smells like semen in my boxroom.
will be watching the episode of frasier where he pretends to be gay to hang out with character played by patrick stewart
>>85853765Any homosexuals in?
>>85853728Sounds very homosexual
love a bit of bacon me
Anyone up for a non-gay homosexual fuck session?
>>85853746Is it homosexual?>>85853747I found it rather homosexual but NOT gay.>>85853770That sounds quite homosexual.>>85853668The homosexual sort?>>85853614Does make you wonder.
Anyone up for a gay heterosexual fuck session?
Shatner is killing them off Highlander style
Oh wow, Cpt Picard just diedHas he notF in the chatX
>>85853816He will never defeat the Sisko
My mum is that much of a normgroid NPC she doesn't know who Patrick Stewart is..
>>85853808Yes to homosexual stuffs but not gay. They are very very very very different.
Homosexual is a synonym for gay.
Got a bowl of Alpen and a Onken for a late dinner.
You are gay if you wouldn't suck on this and swallow her load
>>85853823avery brooks and kate mulgrew confronting him like vegeta and nappa
Oh sorry. Didn't know I stepped into /r9gay/ I'll just head on out
Mums just got over a 3 week cough and now I've given her my cold and it's come back again. Lots of sickness in b towers at the moment.
If you don't imagine sucking off a futa and swallowing the load whenever you down a protein shake I've got bad news for you, you're gay
>>85853920weak ass family
Too much homosexual. Bye.
RIP Deputy Director Bullock, a noted familyphile.
Patrick Stewart, a straight man who doesn't identify as gay, committed homosexual acts with Ian McKellan a gay man who does identify as gay
Inform the apus that Patrick Stewart has died, lads
If only you knew how homosexual things really are.
looks like he won.
I clapped when Kirk Douglas died.
>>85853469First prize for reporting.>>85854012Last place for being a cunt.
>LoserFOY
>>85854022Bit harsh that de lad x
>>85854034>FOYLoser
That episode where Homer turned 3D always freaked me out as a kid. Had a weird vibe to it.
>patrick stewart dead>poundland going into administrationtough day for the little froggers isn't it
Homosexual has connotations of mental disorder from times gone by.
>>85854047Oh wow you were "freaked out" by a HALLOWEEN episode? AMAZING. What next, 'Simpons Roasting on a Open Fire' made you feel jolly or festive did it?Daft twat.
Lads, apparently Patrick Stewart is dead, RIP
Did you lads know Patrick Stewart died? Rest in peace!
>>85854059Who shat in your cornflakes, lid?
Inform the apus that Patrick Stewart has died
fun fact in Beck's classic breakthrough hit 'Loser' he sings 'Onions un perdedor' which translates into English as 'I am a loser'. However 'perdedor' in Spanish means loser as in losing an object, not being a failure.
>>85854073grim reaper when when he took are patrick*punches wall*fuck SAKE i just want him BACK
What the effJust heard Stewart Patrick has died
>>85853959He has a fetish for family things. Now, of course, 'fetish' makes it sound like a sexual thing. Which is good, because it is.
Gonna watch some creampie and cum porn I think
>less than 6 feet tallNot a real man.
>>85854047aye i often prattle on about this. it's obvious why early 3D/CGI used primitive shapes. but the the overall LOOK of it? it just has weird vibes. the zoomsters are correct.
>>85854102Think I might go bananas to get over his death.>>85854127The late 90s experimental crappy CGI shows were a fever dream.
Do you ever wonder if the authorities are monitoring your online activity?
Might grab some cheesy chips and sit with the ducks tomorrow if that's ok with you lads
>>85854081i could just be wrong, but i always thought 'loser' was more of an American expression.but then there's The Beatles' 'I'm a Loser', and are the connotations slightly different in 1960s British English versus 1960s/current American English?like when saying something was 'sad' was in for a while. 'that's sad' meaning uncool or pathetic, like it was lame. deffos British slang but an American could hear it and understand it the same way, but not quite.
oh my giddy gape patrick stewart has died
Is social isolation still deadly if I like being alone?
>>85854162This sound acceptable to me. You have a chips loisence m8?
Patrick Stewart died lads
Who is Patrick Stewart?
Just heart Patwert Sterick died lads
patrick steward is dead
>>85854173they'd already been to america by that point and were inspired by american artists
>>85854181Sure m8, sure i do
>>85854196He was the first presenter of Bargain Hunt
Sources tell me Patrick Stewart is stable.Please God
classic cole skylarking!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzIWiS6x-aA&t=3s
>>85854191Star Wars actor lad
>tfw i muff punched your gran gran and she was too senile to know it
remembering when my dadberg would take me fishing cuse wee bairns didn't need a rod licence, he'd say 'if the bailiff comes both these rods are yours'
Shall be gaping my wife's arse tonight in memory of Patrick.
>>85854204it's a bloody good thing they went to India so they could instead bless us with verbiage like>goo-goo ka-choob
>>85854196he was Sejanus in I Claudius
>>85854223Cunt sounds like he needs sparking out
>>85854227>'heat is die'lazy copy paste job, D-
>>85854238t. bailiff
>>85854223Fucking classic. My dad roasted me like fucking nothing else, still does, frankly he's a cunt, but yours sounds funny.
>>85854247sounds like he needs sparking out
Next edition obviously needs to be for are Patrick
>>85854260one sparked out edish coming up
>>85853469He won't be in secret wars then LOL
>>85854196he wrote prestige Dungeons & Dragons books, like this one.the other lad is cancelled, so idk what this new development means for its value.
>>85854278He will. The production companies are very much aware of this eventuality and will have buckets of B roll and voice lines, plus a full scan of his face to CGI onto blank actor's body. We have reached the point where dead celebrities can be in movies with essentially no issues.
Yous seen this new meme going about? Proper good x >>85852763Celtic FC xx
Singing the Velvet Room music
Need that googoogaga santa revival post haste my nibba xx n_n
Always got major nonce vibes from patrick stewart. I reckon allegations will come out in a few years.
>>85854290corrr gies a couple off that meme*tooks*
>>85854304I've been making allegations against him for years but nobody has taken me seriously. He nonced me as a little boy. Not rite. Messed me up. Would've worked all me life if he hadn't nonced me.
SMT or Persona?
>>85854323>SMTi was promised some kind of 3D dungeon crawler + proto-Pokemon thing, but i didn't get it. whatever it was i was playing.>Personai played one where i think a school pupil was murdered, or something, then it's about parallel universe televisions (like that bloke in The Matrix)?i couldn't get into it because it felt like>when is the game going to start?but i think i was just in the prologue, for 4+ hours of actual time
Yous seen this new meme gkin about? Am finking it might take off x n_n
Have u no seen it mammy its called frosted butts its all over the tiktok
rice krispies are lush
>>85854350well it's GOT LEGS, i'll give it that!*pauses for laughter*
>>85854318if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been a high-end sushi chef slicing premium sashimi at a michelin starred counter. he could have been a high class gym personal trainer training the likes of Chris Hemsworth, he could have been a massage therapist at a five star spa. trimethylaminuria ruined his life. got him let go from his elevator attendant job because passengers complained about the enclosed space during long rides. he could have been an offshore oil rig medic if the confined living quarters didn't make cohabitation completely impossible.
I really enjoyed Obsession.
>>85854370Are you a foid? Piss off.
>>85854374I thought we were having a nice CHAAAAAAAAT?
Wish I was Blad"s brother.
Am not gonna lie tho. This is the most wholesome moving video on the internet of 2026. I dont care bro. Esp after am a bit tipsy as well Honestly I could cry easily. I dknt even care. Let him cook Idk man this just does it for me it just does xx n_n xxhttps://youtube.com/shorts/pO1cS-7OMpM
Bought these to try instead of the fruit and nut version but they're kind of horrible. There shouldn't be chocolate pieces in my cereal
Patrick Stewart? The libertine homosexual?
Watcjed that so many times this year x n_n
>>85854393I love these but don't buy them as they're more of a treat than a granola.
Thread is shit. Always happens around this time. Different, boring posters.
>>85854421Need a DVD update to save it.
A new Patrick Stewart tribute thread, as requested>>85854423>>85854423>>85854423
New thread will up the energy
>>85854370it felt like a waste to me. it's a cute Twilight Zone episode type idea.i don't know if some film nerd can explain it, but it looks TOO slick. like it's been properly produced and digitised, this isn't just some iPhone video, great stuff....but then some of the actors are still a bit dodgy and that's the part no amount of sorcery can fix. gril was great, guy was fine, it was their friends. it's like they were acting in a school play, but someone added a cataracts filter and droning synths to distract you.
