You guys arent partaking in acts forbidden in the Bible righr
I eat pork and shellfish
>>85854440My body is a temple o algo*hits vape*
The Church says that Jesus did away with the old rules (no mixed fabrics, no eating without prayers, etc) unless they're classed as abominations (no homosexuality, no bestiality, no crossdressing, etc), in which case they're still enforced.Since I fap to tomboys (crossdressing women), the Church says I'm partaking in forbidden acts.
no I am a religiouscel, good looks senpai
I just worshipped an idol of another god besides Yaweh after taking his name in vein on the Sabbath and murdering my neighbor using a gun I stole from my parents because I coveted his wife and then I gave false testimony to the police so my other neighbor got arrested instead of me
nah i just do what satan tells me to on cable tv
>>85854440Counting or not counting the Old Testament?
>>85854440So what if I am? Jesus said to send him sinners and he would accept them.
>>85854440I don't pay enough attention to what kind of fabric my clothes are made out of so yeah, probably.
>>85854658old testament god had niggas doin some crazy shit fr fr
>>85854440Why should I listen to god? he never listens to me, otherwise my prayers would've already been answered. i'm not asking for much. not a million dollars. not an end to world hunger. just for one person to love me so i dont fucking kill myself, which is also forbidden so fuck him. ruin my life then punish me for trying to end my own suffering
I unironically feel like I'm going to be punished more in Hell for saying a white lie occasionally and jerking off to porn as a teenager than Chad will for sleeping with 100s of women, cheating on every girlfriend he's ever had and murdering a guy during a frat party.I can't imagine a situation where I end up better, or even equal, to Chad, even in the afterlife.
what does the bible say about sniffing your aunt's panties? this might be my one
