Hearing normalfags talk about alcohol is so boring>i got so fucked up dude!So?
its always funny in cyborg world because you end up being forced into parties and everyone around you gets super performatively drunk because they're "letting loose"its so weird if you arent into the social ritual of it all lol. they'll drink 2 beers and start shouting and stuff
>>85862363>everyone around you gets super performatively drunk because they're "letting loose"Wow. I'm neurologically defective, but you guys are insane.
>>85862350IM GETTING SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW DUDE
>>85862389>Wow. I'm neurologically defective, but you guys are insane.I'm not insane, don't call me that
>>85862350Talking about drinking is stupid, but drinking is fine. It's basically all I have left.
>>85862350It's one of the ways that they can feel free from the construct they collectively form so they like talking about it.
>>85862350I just don't drink alcoholism fears from others having it.
>>85862350normfags love alcohol because they can "let loose" and be assholes to others and just blame alcohol.
i mean at that point everything they tell you is probably boring so does it really matter
>>85862429>I'm not insane, don't call me thatI find that hard to believe.>>85862476>and be assholesThe people you hang around must suck. Therefore you suck. Probably. I'm in a real shit-talking mood so excuse me.
>>85862483>people you hang around must suck. Therefore you suck.i hate everyone i work with. i only drink alone. i would agree i'm a shit person but not for the reason you think.
>>85862502Bring it in here, anon.>*stretches out my arms*
>>85862508>*stretches out my arms*
>>85862389I don't get itoriginal twice
Yeah, just talking about how fucked up you got is the eqivalent of a NEET bragging about how many hours they spent doomscrolling or something. Getting wasted with friends was fun during my late teens very early 20s but now I feel like shit only hours after drinking even if I only had 2 beers. My extended family are big drinkers and its led to many sad nights.
>>85862363tfw im just a lightweight then :c
I'm 32 years old and I've never been drunk