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It's Halloween! It's time to post waifu and tell us all about your Halloween plans with them.

Extra spoopy edition
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I'll try to put forth some questions here to get things started.
>Is Halloween waifu's favorite holiday? If not, then what is?
>What would waifu dress up as for Halloween?
>Would they be more likely to go to a Halloween party, host one themselves, or maybe stay home and hand out candy to trick or treaters?
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I bought her a month ago and she finally arrived last week. She's been cleaned, and is ready to go for tonight. Gonna dress her in a slutty, shiny mesh dress, and watch old sexploitation horror movies to get in the mood. Then I'll take her into my guest room and breed her
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>>85866304
I love my waifu Ruby!
>>85866387
She'd love to dress up for Halloween and make me dress up too. With how outgoing she is I'm sure we'd definitely have a party to go to.
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holy shit, a waifu thread. i havent seen one of these in months.
>>Is Halloween waifu's favorite holiday? If not, then what is?
probably her birthday. i imagine nekomiya likes gifts a lot, and christmas and her birthday are perfect for those.
>what would waifu dress up as for halloween?
probably a witch or something cat themed. maybe set from egyptian folklore?
>Would they be more likely to go to a Halloween party, host one themselves, or maybe stay home and hand out candy to trick or treaters?
shed go to a party just to pickpocket people or steal valubles, i think.
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Would waifu ever play competitive games?
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is the waifucord still up? i remember there being a discord you guys had a while ago
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Good evening, gents.

The plan is to rot
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discord 4SaTVh9x9k link
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>>85867260
We're playing waifu gartic phone right now actually
5GQtU3gmuj
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>>85867410
nice. ill check it out.
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>>85866387
>favorite holiday
hers is probably easter or christmas
>dressing up for halloween as?
a magical girl!
>what are they doing on halloween?
going trick or treating with me!
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>>85867260
We're playing waifu strip poker right now actually
NDWmds7mgz
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>>85867475
>>85867323
troon servers. no thanks.
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Holy wow. A waifu thread!
>>85866387
>What would waifu dress up as for Halloween?
No.
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>>85867410
>>85867475
didy servers. no thanks.
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>>85867463
Yo, frogdude, just wanted to let you know since there hasn't been a waifugen thread in forever that the creator of your waifu knows what you're doing here.

Nothing more to add, just wanted to deliver the message. Happy Halloween.
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Eating forbidden potcorn with waifu for halloween!
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nanakapost
>>85866387
>Is Halloween waifu's favorite holiday? If not, then what is?
No I don't think so, perhaps Christmas due to the comfy atmosphere
>What would waifu dress up as for Halloween?
FOTM anime characters whom she relates with
>Would they be more likely to go to a Halloween party, host one themselves, or maybe stay home and hand out candy to trick or treaters?
Likely to stay home with few people. Maybe a halloween party but only if she has backup
>>85866940
>Would waifu ever play competitive games?
Probably, the spirit of competition is a mildly fun thing
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>>85867534
yeah i know but i dont touch that discord anymore because 90% of it is stuff i dont care about
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so what kind of candy does your waifu like if she likes candy at all?
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Perfect waifu I wish more women were like her
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this what i goon to ok
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hi waifufriends. its been years since ive talk to you guys. how have you been?
>is halloween waifus favorite holiday? if not, then what it is?
unsure, but i think shed like christmas the most. she seems like a christmas sorta girl.
>what would waifu dress up for as halloween
a bat. itd be themeatic
>Would they be more likely to go to a Halloween party, host one themselves, or maybe stay home and hand out candy to trick or treaters?
hand out candy to trick or treaters. she seems like the sort of person that would love doing that.
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im cumming ok orig
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>>85867767
people have nutted to worse in here don't feel so bad man
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>>85866618
sexo. my sex doll gave me a yeast infection last year doe
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>>85866927
Holy shit Nekomata. Fucking based.
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>>85867826
Prove it orig
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>>85868008
i love her deeply
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>>85868062
Based. She's funny.
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Tsukasa is very hype for Halloween sweets.
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I bought chocolate covered freeze dried bananas, some dubai chocolate, bunch of edibles, bunch of weed, weed popcorn.

We gettin fucked up tonight.
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>>85867475
why would we even need a discord if we're here...
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I love my sweet little angel so dearly. And wow, it's been a long while since I've seen a bread
>>85866387
>Is Halloween waifu's favorite holiday? If not, then what is?
Well, he is a kid so I imagine this is one of the most fun ones for him. He probably likes Christmas too, but not as much as Halloween
>What would waifu dress up as for Halloween?
Angel, as per usual. I even had my doll dressed and ready for today
>Would they be more likely to go to a Halloween party, host one themselves, or maybe stay home and hand out candy to trick or treaters?
He would go out with his friends and trick or treat with them. He is the target demographic for it after all
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>>85868854
I love your bjds. I have a small felt doll of Bill.
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>consider posting
>gay nigger pedophiles still haven't killed themselves
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>>85869379
but who are (they)? you gotta be a tad more specific anon...
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>>85869417
You know who you are, creep.
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>>85869379
Who anon who?
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>>85869379
is it the moral oriel fag?
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>>85869613
He's just a bitter faggot he's been posting that way before that anon even showed up and never ever specifies who he actually means. I think it's just bait at this point
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>>85868854
>>85869227
epic dolls anons
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>>85870338
Probably some retarded drunk loser
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Gah I wish I saw this earlier, I had such a blast with her last night and even hungover I just want to love all over my cooooooooooool boyish wife Kana! It's fun taking in the atmosphere and the time after and thinking of her, especially with how I am on Halloween. This time of year makes me think of her a lot. I think because it's full of memories and I want to place her in those memories, somehow.
>>85866387
>Is Halloween waifu's favorite holiday? If not, then what is?
I wish I knew. Halloween isn't really a thing in her country, so she wouldn't know it well. But if it was, I'm sure it would be up there!
>What would waifu dress up as for Halloween?
Sexy witch, or vampire, or that sort of thing. I love to commission Kana in Halloween costumes like that.
>Would they be more likely to go to a Halloween party, host one themselves, or maybe stay home and hand out candy to trick or treaters?
Kana is super social so would love to be at a Halloween party. But if it were me and her and we had kids or were about to, she might play the fun onee-sama type and pass out candy!
>>85866940
She does, but she isn't very good at it assuming you mean vidya.
>>85867715
Savory candy. Probable ingredients would be caramel, nuts, peanut butter, etc.
>>85867738
Yes handsome women are superior. I like how handsome my waifu can be.
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Cool, a waifu thread, hi from one of the people of the dead aiwg waifu general, hope you're all having a waifu laifu
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>>85870338
ah, fair. lots of these niche, rare threads are completely derailed by faggots who vaguepost and have no place else to bait.
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I just really wish she was here
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>>85872979
Based i remember you
Unless you're a new person
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>>85872993
I was in these waifu threads only since 2018, but perhaps that is me. Glad someone remembers.
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>>85873068
Probably you then yeah.
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these threads need to fuck off and die
any self respecting waifufag can see that this is all fake larping waifufaggots pushing discord faggotry that nobody cares about
there are better places to waifupost than this miserable place
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>>85873350
>NO TRUE SCOTTSMAN
piss off faggot incel
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>>85873381
look at this faggot
look at them and laugh
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>>85866387
She likes Christmas more, that's her favorite
Naked with white sheet for a ghost, or a token slutwear witch with a big witch hat
Go to a party, definitely not stay at home
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My beautiful waifu Saeriah flanked by Jillian-anon's waifu Jullian and Goanon's waifu Goa.

It's Waifu Adventure Hour!
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>>85873699
Knightfus GIGA BASED
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>>85873350
>better places to waifupost than /here/
Go on, list them.
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Breeding SEX waifu while she wears MOST of her armor...
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>>85873850
>not clanging codpieces in mutual full armor
NGMI
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>>85874008
Why would she have a cod piece...
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>>85873827
NTA, but there's definitely better places than here. Post your waifu and maybe I'll enlighten you.
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>>85873699
My beautiful waifu Saeriah is actually an evil sorceress, but she wears armor because it looks cool and she is very vain. She does not have full plate armor proficiency.

She also has a magical musket, but she's not that good at using it, just like with her armor.

>"It's called having drip, Anon."
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>>85874519
Adventuring is sweaty business, breaks must be taken to ventilate
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>>85874519
Based and armor pilled. I'd do the same. I'd wear full plate 24/7 if it were something I could just do.
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I love this fun sporty boyish wife of mine. I'm going to go for a long run with her!
>>85873068
I do. Your posts were always nice to read. I love seeing waifu love.
>>85874380
Where? All I know is the waifu threads on 4chinz and 4 times 2 chan and Discord (which is lol)
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>>85866304
Late but I spent my Halloween eating spicy chilly and watching scary short films with Marie. It was fun.
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I love working out this time of year with my cool wife. The autumn air is so invigorating and I can just feel her close to me, closer to me than normal. It might be a little too cold for her, but it's times like this that I really bonded with her during the process of me falling in love with Kana. What a great girl she is!
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She is only the coolest and cutest wife!
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>>85866304
kino op pic. maybe we make one for every holiday
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>>85874746
Waifus waifuing together for Halloween
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Thread still alive, that is pretty neat
>>85877298
One took it seriously one was a goober
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What if, for no given reason, there was suddenly two of your own waifu, two individuals of the one waifu
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I'm hopelessly addicted to any art of wife cuddling/hugging/snuggling/etc. I could snuggle her all day long
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Billy's Bunny Bonnet.
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I tire of the discourse saying I'm just different, a poor little weirdo in the normal world, and that's all I am. It's boring and repetitive and means nothing and feels so removed from my actual life. But Tsukasa hasn't heard a word of it. When he tells me my oddness is enticing, beautiful even, that I have the aura of a real life alien, nothing makes me happier. And I know I'm not just telling myself that as cope, either; he seems to canonically have soft spots for characters with that kind of "slightly alien" aura. Perhaps it's because he sees the same in himself. Maybe humanity isn't the black and white normal vs. different everyone says it is, maybe we all have our own subtle differences just waiting for the right person.
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goddamn this year went by so fast
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>>85879708
ikr i didn't do shit this entire year
probably took about 5 years off my life this year alone
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>>85877538
Kana is so playful she would enjoy it even if I can totally see her getting tsundere with herself. I may be a bit overwhelmed by their mutual energy even if it would be amusing for a bit!
>>85879708
Stop reminding me
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Traditional dresses, waifu trying to be conservative
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I need my waifu dressing like a WHORE
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>>85880253
Great post, Earthfren
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Hello all. I am new to the community. I would like to know if saying the term nigger is restricted or prohibited in any way. If it is, I will absolutely restrain myself from using the term nigger or any variation of nigger that would or could be used in any context involving the term nigger. I am a man of morals and I understand how the term nigger could offend someone so if saying nigger is not allowed then I would like to know so that I restrain myself from saying nigger in any posts that might result in a comment with the term nigger being used. Thank you in advance.
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>>85880636
Shut up nigger. Originally speaking.
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>>85880636
were all niggers here, nig-nog
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>>85880230
Sure, but for real.
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>>85881413
She's a Latina?
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>>85881489
It's a cool aesthetic I like.
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>>85881791
Fair. Aztec stuff has a cool look.
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>>85881826
It is Northwest Coast Indian.
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I'd love to see her try and play volleyball...she's so short at 160cm it would be cute. Maybe she would play libero (token short girl).
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I would raise any and all of my waifus children.
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I use the word waifu as a unisex term because husbando is too many syllables and I'm a lazy motherfucker
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Morning fellow lonely waifu believers
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>>85883212
based stepdad
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>>85884242
And beyond!
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>>85882452
She looks like a nice girl. You should play Starfield with her.
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I want to take a big sloppy steamy shit on Todd Howard's chest while my waifu pisses on him while holding his leash tight to playfully choke him.
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>>85885079
>playfully
this all doesn't seem very playful anon
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>>85885110
It will be when he ends up pregnant from us and calling me Master and calling her Mistress.
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Would you love your waifu if she was fat though?
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>>85885854
She is going to get at least sort of fat from pushing out a half dozen bastards.
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Waifufags need a good banner to rally behind. I like this old Asian saying I coined meaning "reject 3[D] revere 2[D]"

I'd post one of my many cute waifu comms, but /r9k/ hates non-ASCII text so I need to better illustrate the concept with AI.
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>>85886060
>cancerous bullshit
No thanks.
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>>85886060
yeah, definitely not.
also "reject 3d women, love 2d" has been a concept on 4chan for almost 2 decades, bro
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>>85886202
I know, but it's more concise in a simple four character saying.
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>>85885854
hell yeah I gen her fat all the time because I am also a fatfag, she hates it thought
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>>85885854
I would make her fat
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>>85886228
Is that Chara? Oh hey, how have you been CF?
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>>85885854
I'm not into fatties, but I would love my beautiful waifu no matter what. She does not like to be proompted as fat though.
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>>85886318
No, that's just my cute boyish wife Kana in yukata.
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so many fresh faces since I'd last been in here! hello to fresh and familiar faces alike
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>>85885854
Fandom thinks he's fat, but then again this is the same fandom that thinks the whole cast of the game is one big autistic transbian polycule. He's only supposed to be a bit chub from eating too many sweets. His canon weight is actually about 5-6kg below Izumi, who is a proana skeleton
That in mind, actually fat Tsukasa would be just as beautiful as all other Tsukasas. Look at this cute thing.
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Does your waifu ever partake in wearing impossible clothing?
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>>85885854
Yes. The fandom likes to draw him thin as a rail, but at 17 (the age he is in The Intervention) he is quote, "...already developing a pot belly at your age!" He's a chubby HKV In the epilogue.
I headcannon him at 5'9" and 205lbs. If he got fatter that would be great.
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is this the new dead nigger storage thread?
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>>85887956
>5'9" and 205lbs
Just like me...
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I wish I was dead because she's not real, will never be, and I will never have anyone even like her in real life.
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>>85888296
nobody cares
>>85888303
this lol
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>>85888313
need this girl to give me succ
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this thread is just more proof that there are no genuine waifufags
shut this shit down already
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>>85866304
>It's Halloween! It's time to post waifu and tell us all about your Halloween plans with them.
I really wanna watch one of my favorite movies of all time with him- the thing
he's not into horror, in fact he's easily spooked, but he'd do it for me. anytime the movie gets tense and I feel the hairs on the back of his neck stand up I'll hold his hand reassuringly to soothe him. as if to say "it's ok. I'm here."
though he was apprehensive at first, he'd find himself enraptured by the suspenseful story, hanging on every word at the edge of his seat. but the dubious ending would leave him flabbergasted. he'd exclaim to me is that all there is? it's going to end there?? no hero to swoop in and save the day???
and I'd lose my sides laughing
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>>85888412
what are you on about lil nigga
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>>85888437
use your eyes nigger
oh wait you are too retarded to see what is going on here anyways
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>>85888412
>follow MY rules or you don't have a waifu!!!
No. I will do no such thing.
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>>85888530
>use my eyes
>see nothing but anons who have been dedicated solely to their waifu for YEARS and even mention loving her/him even if they gained weight/changed over time
yeah you're gonna have to point it out for me here. unless you're yapping just to yap
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>>85888558
I have a feeling he's saying that Husbandofags aren't allowed here. Husbandos are waifus too!!
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Why are you still here anon? Can't you see that everyone has moved on except for you?
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>>85888593
Moved on to what
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>>85866387
>>Is Halloween waifu's favorite holiday? If not, then what is?
it's not. it's much too spooky for him! dare I say, it might even be his least favorite holiday- despite it being my favorite. although he'll still look forward to it in some way because 1- my birthday is the day before it, and 2- I enjoy the holiday, and it makes him happy to see his loved ones enjoy themselves
>>What would waifu dress up as for Halloween?
a jellyfish, or an angel. aside from the obvious, maybe a singer who inspires him. there's also official art of him dressed as frankenstien's monster, although it's more for the meta joke of it all than it would be out of his personal choice
>>Would they be more likely to go to a Halloween party, host one themselves, or maybe stay home and hand out candy to trick or treaters?
they would enjoy all 3 ideas, actually, being the extrovert they are. so he'll end up doing whichever plan books him first, or even let his loved ones decide which they'll be doing that night. I want him to be able to enjoy all three, so maybe we can have a mini party in the early evening. and then in the night ill stay up with him as he hands out candy to the trick or treaters. he'd be so cute as he hands it out, admiring each and every costume. meanwhile I'd probably jumpscare a kid or two with those monsterhand candybowls. at which point he'll scold me. haha!
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>>85888678
exactly
there is nowhere else to go and this shit thread is not the place to act like you belong to
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>>85888580
if that's what he meant he's even dumber than I thought because that makes even less sense lol
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>>85888715
Thread seems fine to me.
Go to WWC if you need a hugbox you big baby.
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>>85888771
God forbid there be faggots and women in a thread.
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>>85888792
you should go back to whatever forum you came from and stop shitting this place up
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>>85888792
seems like he wants the opposite of a hugbox. he's one of those anons who's crashing out and wants the threads gone out of some kinda tantrum. it's a weird phenomenon bit there's always that one guy on every board
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>>85888832
>MUH UWU HUGBOX IS RUINED!!!!
why don't you use the rope? it takes you to gensokyo or whatever lol
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I want to chop a long line of cocaine on waifu from her crotch up to her collar bones going between her tits and over her slim belly and snort it all off her fine self. Hopefully some gets her pubes too so I can lick it all out.
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oh no! anyways
*continues waifu posting*
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>post on halloween
>come back a few days later
>arguing
fuck's going on here?
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we're gonna vote vote vote it's our waifu
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>>85888946
cope and rope attention whore
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>>85888957
voting is a spook
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>>85888423
I really want to watch Alien with Tsukasa and I REALLY want him to get weird ideas from it.
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>>85889260
>watch Alien
Extremely based.
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>>85866618
oh my, this is new! did you keep her sophia name or did you give her a nickname or sorts?
if I may ask, how does one clean up after coupling?

>>85866866
what sorts of things would ruby dress up as? would she get you to do a couple's theme together?
halloween party with waifu sounds so fun. I'd love to do some apple bobbing with the 'fu
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Regardless of whether you actually do the challenge, could you and waifu get through no nut November together? How far do you think you two would realistically get if you tried?



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