>what's (your) plan to get a bf?
Find someone desperate and useless and try to mold them into my ideal man, just need to figure out how I'd do that

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Spooky season stil isn't over for me

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>>85878091
I'll shitpost until one falls from the sky

>>85873993
Nateen for daily wear, ABUniverse or LNGU for special occasions, clearly.

>>85878483
LMAO the only answer we needed

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Just put the helmet on. Put the fuckin helmet on. You don't need to contrive a reason for them both to lose their helmets in the first minute of battle. We don't need to see the actor's face. I promise you that we don't care about his face. "How will the audience know who's who, how will they keep track of the characters?" How about the big as fuck flags they're all carrying? How about all the bright and colorful tabards and heraldry? How about putting some barding on the fuckin horse. You sure as shit know who's who in NASCAR. They've been putting livery on horses for hundreds of years. This is a Solved Problem. The cool as fuck bespoke armor with a giant codpiece and a flag of my fuckin face on it is me. It's not hard to tell bro. Raise the klappvisor if you need to mouth off cuz that helmet is the only thing stopping me from blowing your shit smoove off with my morning star.

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the helmet on??
Girl...put your records on. Tell me your favorite song

buddhist who fails a job interview and sits down to meditate and eliminate all desires until he perishes and becomes a desiccated mummy

would you say those are sour grapes?

>>85878779
Helmet = ape can't see ape face = ape no likey = me no makey money = helmets off chuddy!

>>85878811
Here's my latest cute tune discovery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OojE2uDscMo

>>85878091
>what's (your) plan to get a bf?
Somehow finish my degree
Find a job
Move to a shitty apartment
Then start dating for the first time as I turn thirty while being a completely loser.
It's fucking hopeless, fuck me.

>>85879485
>fuck me
ok. your place or.my place?

>>85878091
My plan to get a bf:
1. Self improve (fix myself up to match a functioning person)
2. Put myself out there
3. Bf!
Unfortunately I keep failing at step number 1.

>>85879551
You might be saying this as a joke, but I don't think I would be able to turn down anyone who asked me if they somehow were really interested in me.

>>85879590
I was 100% serious and i am expecting an answer within one business day at the latest, delivered in writing here in this thread.

>>85879615
I'd rather not be in my place.
Are you in the US?

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>tfw really want a bf
>can't even wear short sleeves
>recoil at physical touch
>smell, look, and dress like garbage
>don't like going outside
>work graveyards alone
>bad personality, poor
alas

>>85879634
foiled again by the atlantic ocean... it's so over.

>tfw no stimmen insgesamt

>>85879682
Ok, so we are both in Europe. West South North or East?

>>85879696
oh nvm we're so back then... I'm in western eu

>>85879675
>can't even wear short sleeves
Why?
>recoil at physical touch
Maybe you can train yourself to get used to that
>smell, look, and dress like garbage
You should look to improve whatever you can
>don't like going outside
Many don't, but this is a problem for meeting people
>work graveyards alone
I guess this can be an issue? I don't have a problem with it. It's a work like any other.
>bad personality
This is the biggest problem
>poor
Doesn't have to be a huge issue

Who said r9gay is any different than grindr?

>>85879712
>Why?
anon, they look like a cutting board...

>>85879709
I'll go and say that I'm from the peninsula

>>85879715
What makes you say that?
>Never used grindr or any dating app

>>85879729
>peninsula
fake and gay word that doesn't mean anything. we've concluded a contract and you now owe me sex AND an afterdate. this will accrue steep interests just so you know.

>>85879725
Ok. You can wear them, but I understand you want to hide that in a lot of contexts. If you get a bf he will find that eventually.

>>85879743
Got it. Remind me next time you see me walking around. I'll drop everything and go with you to pay my debt

>>85879746
>If you get a bf he will find that eventually
I think it's my biggest hangup around trying to find a bf
things could be going amazing (skipping a million steps here...) but the second he sees that it's just going to fall apart
the only guys who seem willing to put up with it come off even worse than I am, mentally

>>85879766
You just need to breach the topic, and the sooner you do the better. You can tell him you were in a bad place in the past or that you had a bad habit, but that you are better now.
Because it's in the past and not something you keep doing, right? If you keep doing that you should try to get better before anything else.

>>85879735
It's full of same yo can I get sex messages but here it's called posts and they're not private

>>85879781
I think more people here crying about not having a boyfriend than asking others for sex.

Cuckbot is constantly asking random anons to fuck him and then says he can't fuck them because his dick is too small and that they should fuck tyrone instead

>>85879777
>it's in the past and not something you keep doing, right?
...mostly; I relapsed a few weeks ago but it was only light stuff, pretty much healed up from it already
I was just being a sad sack and got a bit drunk...

>>85879817
Yeah. I think that's a bigger issue than the scars. If I could tell you how to fix that I would, but to be honest I don't know. In fact, I'm probably in no position to offer any advice. Have you seen the thread about it? It has resources that might help you.

>>85879838
I post in there every now and then, yeah
sorry to blogpost, anon, but I appreciate you replying anyway
I'd see an actual therapist if it wouldn't bankrupt me haha

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My whole body is sore. Actually a nice feeling lol I feel like I just got back from the battle. Oh what's that? I have to go to the gym again now? Guess the empire needs me once again I can't ignore the call

Scared to rape a bitch
I can't relate

what mental illness is it called where I feel unloved because nobody's ever raped me?

>>85879861
They are fucking expensive, I get that. I had my first session with the one from university (because it's free) last week. The biggest benefit I can see is that it is someone who will hold you accountable for what you do or think. Now it's no longer a secret you carry alone, there is another person who knows about it, that you are going to see again and who is going to ask you about it. I can see how that can help.

bfs that will rather have a cutting board than a hairy monkey

would you date a guy who was taking estrogen for a bit but doesn't anymore?
like, really, does the dick *have to* work?? just play with your bfs nipples, geez

>>85879979
>estrogen
Not a deal breaker
>ED
that... that could be a real problem. If it is truly dead it might be too sad...

>>85879979
I don't care about the dick. I care about you changing your body to look more like a woman, I want a guy, that feels like a guy, not even a strictly masc guy, just not a woman wannabe, if you wanna be a woman that's perfectly fine, but I am gay, so I don't care about women. Some bis*xuals will be into you, that's a given, do you want a bi bf?

Do you have gender dysphoria?

>>85879979
does E really kill your boner for good? I thought once you stopped taking it the horny would come back?

>>85879979
Were you trying to troon out?

>>85879979
why would you dick not work
i hear doing kegels "whatever the fuck that is" and aerobic exercise to build your cardiovascular system can help with boner problems
it wouldn't be an immediate deal breaker but you better still be able to cum by rubbing your flaccid cock like a girl

>>85879992
is it really that bad if it doesn't get hard anymore? what if it's on a bottom?
>>85879998
>Do you have gender dysphoria?
I guess but it doesn't matter if I've decided that I'm just a dude, you know?
>>85880004
>trying to
I did a bit but then I stopped

>>85880020
did you grow breasts and get a female fat distribution? How long were you on it?

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uh...anyone here is into, like, dudes?

>>85880001
Not an expert
If you fix your hormones, you should be getting your erections back. But if you had ED for a really long time maybe your body forgot how to even get erect. Like people with chastity report that erections eventually end after long term wear (though they come back after a weak or so of being free). At least that would be my theory as to why estrogen can kill your boners for good.
Another theory that just occurred to me is that the estrogen actually did some permanent "damage" to the normal hormonal regulation of your body. I think it can shrink and atrophy your balls, which make testosterone.

>>85880020
so you're a sort of nonbinary guy. That's fine, but not really my thing, expecially if you're very feminine presenting. I do know a dude that looks exactly like a tall woman but likes to refer to himself as a "he", I don't really get this kind of thinking fully, I think nonbinarism is a good explanation

>>85880020
>is it really that bad if it doesn't get hard anymore? what if it's on a bottom?
I'm a bottom too, which is why I said it would be a real problem. If you find an exclusive top it might be a smaller deal. But many tops like to suck or stroke dick.

>>85880026
>female fat distribution
small amount on the pecs (like, 34B at the absolute *most*) but pretty fat on the ass and thighs, so...kind of?
>How long were you on it?
uhhh a couple of years
>>85880044
personally, the balls ain't ballin'
>>85880053
not an enby, just a dude (again)
>>85880065
ahh yeah, if I were a top it would be a disaster

>>85880081
are you sure you don't feel like that anymore? What changed?

>>85879762
we had already agreed on the place where you have to fulfill your obligation, i.e. my house, meaning you have to come here and do the deed w me asap

>>85880081
>personally, the balls ain't ballin'
Did you stopped cold? Have you gone to the doctor to check everything is in order now? Maybe it is a hormonal problem and if can be fixed. Or even just to make sure it won't cause you problems in the long term

to the anon who wanted to make a lonely gay dating app, PLEASE DO IT, I'm dying, I need a bf asap

you need a bf

But does a bf need you?

Is a bf something you need or something you love?

>>85880092
I just changed my mind, I guess? nothing really changed, it's just one of those things; I'm built like a gorilla, so...
>>85880101
oh I just stopped taking the hrt, haven't checked any levels since then but my T is probably low still

>>85880106
NOBODY would use it. at that point just use the r9gay tagmap if you want to get an idea of how hopeless it would be

>>85880144
>I'm built like a gorilla, so...
are you muscly? Or do you mean hairy? Because if you were muscly, which is something you actively choose to be, and yet you felt you wanted to be more like a woman that's a unusual combination since muscles are wosrsen gender dysphoria

Transitioning isn't a light choice to make, did you take that junk when you were a dumb 18 year old?

>>85880144
>oh I just stopped taking the hrt, haven't checked any levels since then but my T is probably low still
You should probably get a medical check. Just to see if everything is ok. Better be safe than sorry.

>>85880160
>are you muscly? Or do you mean hairy?
neither, just tall and broad-shouldered, long arms, stuff like that
>did you take that junk when you were a dumb 18 year old?
...a bit earlier, but yes, dumb
>>85880161
worst case I ignore it and my bones dissolve lol

>>85880187
So you're still a kid. I guess you got plagiarized, it's too early to take that stuff without any psychological diagnosi and extensive check first

>>85880201
>So you're still a kid
I'm in my 20s, man...

>>85880187
>worst case I ignore it and my bones dissolve lol
I'm no medical expert, but yeah. Weaker bones could be a problem. And you don't want to find your when you try to lift something and you break your arm.

guys is it moe if your detrans bf breaks all the bones in his arm trying to jerk you off?

>>85880217
yeah, early 20s, I assume you stopped recently. So, a kid, with a lot to learn about himself and the world.

>>85880148
I WOULD use it. I NEED it. it's all I want, and all I can have.
I'm sick and TIRED of being a lonely gay chud! I WANT a bf NOW

>>85880251
okay anon let me simulate it for you so you get the experience
>spend time setting up account; take your best picture; describe yourself and what you want
>open search
>oh weird nothing. huh. maybe if i turn off distance culling
>BOY FOUND: NONNY. HE CUTE.
>DISTANCE: 3000KM
>GOOD LUCK FAGGOT

>>85880106
What's the point of making a lonely gay dating app? You're not suddenly going to find chad willing to fuck you and date you just because you switched dating apps you're still going be alone for the rest of your life for being a chad only bottom whore.

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I tried shaving my tiny white pecker but my itty bitty white clitty was leaking and throbbing because I woke up with morning wood today so my itty bitty white clitty leaked pre cummies all over my hands and razor while shaving and this wouldn't have happened if I had a bf to take care of my morning wood but I don't since I'm not chad and no bottom boy will ever bf me because of it

>>85880267
I'm taking a plane I don't care. if we click and we can be bf's I'm smuggling him in my country with the promise of marriage so he can also get citizenship.

>playing wow, newfaggot to the game
>first time doing a dungeon, doing npc party
>thought i had an okay grasp on how to tank since i played ffxiv and the mechanics are vaguely similiar
>do horrible, cooldowns are too long to generate threat (make enemies attack me, the tank), few aoe skills, etc
>immediately anxious that im going to get yelled at because i suck at tanking in wow compared to my decent performance in final faggotry xiv
i love mental illness. i love being too paralyzed by anxiety to do things

>>85880413

I hated tanking but there was an art form to it, were you using your aoe and switching targets regularly? Were you on retail or classic?

>>85880428
>were you using your aoe and switching targets constantly
i was using my Whirlwind way more than my Thunderclap, because at the time i wasnt aware that TC generated threat at all, but i was using it occasionally to apply rend. as for switching targets, i was spamming my tab key as much as possible. it still felt really slow and clunky, though.
>there was an art form to it
i can definitely seeing it being super high skill compared to dps or ffxiv tanking. ffxiv tanking is way more mindless. i dont know if i like it. i might switch back to dps.
>retail or classic?
retail. i might try out forever when it drops or go to classic at some point.

>try to play a mmorpg
>avoid everyone in the open world, literally run around other players to not get close and awkward
>fearquit in some dungeon because I'm clueless about the dungeon and just fucking it up for everyone else
yep

>>85880449

I have no idea what state retail is in since I haven't played it since cata. I only know stuff from before then. Reading some tanking guides I guess or reroll a different class.

>>85880455
yep. thats pretty much what ive done, except the fearquitting. and i didnt only because it was npc party members. i hate it. i hate it so much
>>85880458
thats fair. i might just reroll chars.

>>85880138
>you need a bf
No/yes
>But does a bf need you?
No
>Is a bf something you need
No/yes
>or something you love?
No

>>85878091
im posting my ass on twitter

>>85880348
>my itty bitty white clitty was leaking and throbbing because I saw big black gorilla cocks
ftfy trannycuck

>>85879926
Ok cuckbot not everyone is into race mixing like you are some of us think it's gross

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>went from neeting to paying most of my check to my mom's rent in about a year's time
Take me back, I wanna go back.

>>85881835
He's right tho, black men are superior, just look how tall and strong and lean and fast they are on top of having sexy voices and attidute and fucking hot SMELLY THICK LONG FAT GIRTHY NAPPY DIRTY NASTY, HARD DENSE GIANT BLACK BBCS

>>85881982
Meow simp replying to himself with BLACKED posts is just weird.

>>85881440
>A man is just talking about shaving himself and meow simp sissies have to fantasize about the guy getting BLACKEDRAW in this scenario for some reason
Gross

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>>85881401
im posting my waist on here

>>85878091
polls closed due to AIDs :D

OH MY GOD THIS FOOD TRUCK PLACE ACTUALLY WANTS TO INTERVIEW ME FOR A JOB
OHMYGODOHMYGOD, I HOPE THEY LET ME WORK FOR THEM AND HELP ME GET THE DOCUMENTS I NEED TO COOK AND WORK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

SHITTING MYSELF IF THEY WONT LET ME VOLUNTEER OR ANYTHING TO HELP ME PAY FOR THE PAPERS AND AN ID

anyways...

>>85882071
post your waist so i can masturbate to it please

real food truck or some millennial entrepreneur's attempt at one to make money?

>>85882352
in a few ig

>>85882360
probably the second, its a burger joint but i dont think its on the level of one of the "tacos michoacanos, molcajete y birria" trucks that are super active
its by the high school tho... super excited and worried ill fuck up in the interview and on the job if i get it, lmao

>first cold and rainy day of the fall

yep comfy times are here, now only if I had a bf to cuddle with even if its still too warm for the blankets yet.

>>85877765
I just knew this was a cuckbot white hate thread but when I saw him say this >>85877964 it was clear I was right

>>85882001
That's not a man that's cuckbot, a canadian wanna be tranny sissy slave to bbc who everyone here hates for his interracial spam

>>85823458
Will cuckbot ever stop making his shitty general?
>>85870130
Cuckbot is straight edge?

post big cocks

>>85879797
Meow simp trying to coach BLACK men into THUGMAXXING so they can BLACKED white girls now?

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>>85883019
tfw no ostrich bf

>>85883019
Only cocks you're going to see posted is meow simp posting BIG BLACK COCKS cause he's a white sph sissy for BLACKEDRAW. Sorry

>>85880294
Meow simp only cares if you have that BIG BLACK COCK?

>>85882497
Erm meow simp not everyone wants to hear you post your BLACKED fantasies about canadian men or see you project it onto other posters. That's just weird.

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the lack of self-value
https://litter.catbox.moe/52av24.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/rh8brd.jpg

>>85883096
Beautifuk anon. Idk how come you're still here and being single.

>>85879573
Yeah I've been trying this plan to get a gf, didn't work for that either

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>>85883096
I remember we used to talk on discord. You're a bit bpd but not a bad guy. I miss ya a bit.

I have a massive headache and am in a horrible depressed state tonight. Maybe I should head to bed. Too many things going on in my small brain.

>>85883096
tummy built for kisses. such a cute boy. too bad youre much out of my league. all the best.

Made some progress on the depressive spiral I've found myself in for the past week or so but it's late so it's probably bedtime and maybe I can have a good day tomorrow and start journaling. Probably won't but you never know maybe future me proves current me wrong

i hate gay men i need all of them to stay far far far away from me forever and ever

im taking a vow of chastity

im casting a vow of silence

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are you looking for a youngish western european bf? you're willing to put up with mental illnesses and morally dubious episodes?
well you're in luck since today we're running an unlimited time offer for exactly what you're looking for. for the low price of your love and affection, this European bf can be yours!
don't let this offer escape you!
.
.
.
.
(we do not accept returns or complaints after the product has been delivered. we reserve the right to abuse you physically, verbally, and psychologically as well as the right to collect your soul in accordance to our general terms and conditions)

>>85883096
Cutie patootie
Giwtwm </3

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>>85878091
i miss you racial slurpy ;..;

I've missed you for all these years desu, you will never see this, i doubt you have ever been on one of these threads since we met in 2020.
But I just want you to know that I cherish our friendship, however brief it was, and the memories that we made together.

I feel like I have gotten so old and sad these past six years, and it all happened so fast. I have so many friends, and have done so many fun things because of the people you introduced me to. Thank you for that. Despite it all I still havent found love, the one thing ive ever truly wanted. We didn't know each other for long, but you sort of made me feel that somebody, someday could care about me in the way I so desperately yearned for.

I just wish so desperately wish I could go back to those days. When I was young and cute and hopeful that life would someday get better. Nothing really ever got better. Depression and anorexia has stolen years from me, and I have next to nothing to show for it. I have just rotted away and am no longer the kid I once was. That kid deserved love and he never got it.

I'm 24 now, the future seems bleak and I wish every night that I could go back to late 2020. To when I could just play halo or half life with you, to when I thought my life would turn out different, and to when I though I could be loved.

My only solace really are my friends, who I am so grateful for - and I just wish that you stayed around to be my friend longer.

>>85883822
this seems too good to be true... hmmm

I like chewy bacon

man I hate living in a big city... I keep seeing people better looking than me... pretty much everyone my age looks better than me... what the fuck went wrong with me.... oh right it's my genes... can't change that.
only hope is surgerymaxxing atp.

time to go to the polls and vote a straight blue ticket, hope I can get my medicaid back.

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late night reflection and delusion

Getting a colonoscopy tomorrow to remove some polyps and they've got me on an all liquid diet today. Clear liquids only. Broth, juice, jello. No food. I have some shaved ice in the freezer. Pretty soon I'm gonna have to mix some gatorade with laxatives and start chugging.

>>85886090
reminds me of the story I read about a gay guy doing this and then had his bf cum in him, with the nurses giggling as they saw in the cum in his ass with the camera.

>>85883096
God damn it i always miss this sort of thing

>>85883954
I can guarantee this is a totally real and legally valid offer.

goodnight r67gay

I hate how easy it is to get laid, but how impossible it is to find...even a fucking friend.
Sure, I can go on Grindr and find a dick (with some guy attached to it) in about five seconds.
But I don't want that. I want someone to share jokes with, to eat with, to just cuddle on the couch and watch a movie.
Fucking exhausting.

iktf man (<- clueless)

>>85886494
same except I can't even find the dick with the guy attached.

>>85883096
please dont do this to yourself. i know its very rewarding and i know that you probably know how this might mess up future relationships but dunno i really want to say this for some reason. you have worth, dont lose it by whoring around..

>t.retard who used to do the same and predictably regrets it

anyone here ever got into a hookup impulsively, like out of desperation, just for the sake of having something even with someone you may not like?
I'm thinking of just having the first person that messages me come and rape me or something. does this work and is it a good idea?

Idk I no longer think of sex or relationships at all

>>85883822
i wish i would even tho i'm ugly asf and just as mentally ill if not more but the wort part is that i'm from eastern eu.

I live in a small country in Europe and I will never ever have anything with my compatriot. Reasons are
>gays are petty as fuck
>they will tell everyone about you
>in public they humiliate you
>spread rumors
I only look for people from a country away from my country. For example if I'm from Hungary, I will skip Slovakia and go for Poland to have sex.

Wouldn't have casual sex with a guy living next door let alone two countries away lol.

I love hung arian men

>tfw no story bf
thank god

>>85886712
how east in eastern Europe? like Czech east, or Belarus east?

>>85887555
you know how. maximum easternness. further than the latter.

>>85887605
dodge those conscription carts to the west bro

Shitting my brains out. Tummy not happy. Butt crying brownish yellow. This is good. It'll all wash out soon.

>>85887829
your insides will be cleansed and you will start anew

>>85887774
could've been cool but it's not like a husband from the west is waiting for me to crashland there one day.

i hate being autistic

>>85886671
You are everything I hate about the gay community I wish you a speedy game over screen

>>85887829
Stop talking about your shit or cuckbot will start horny posting and no one wants to see that

I hate being attracted to cute autistic guys and big autistic cocks and butts

>>85886792
He explained his flaved reasoning (not wanting to deal with rumors and public humiliation that may come from it) but casual sex is bad yes

>>85886811
Cuckbot seething in his cuck chair reading this post

My fat neet stomach is hopefully ready for wow forever tommrow and won't be upset when I feed it my typical gamer fuel slop I used to shovel into my body. Assuming I don't break another tooth either.

>>85888027
I thought it launched already, must have just been youtubers with early access. Did you play wow back in the day too? I never played it during the classic no-life addict era, I was on runescape and halo time back then. I tried it once a few years into its life and got kicked for not knowing that I was doing, and it didn't really seem fun enough to play all the way to completion solo. Maybe people are more chill now, I'd expect the community to be mostly older.

>>85888063

There was the beta last month which is likely what you're seeing. The real game launches tomorrow at 6pm EST.

Yeah I played it back in the day from july of '05 and played retail until cata which was '12-13 I think. I briefly played classic when it came out but lost interest pretty quickly. This time I hope to stay with it.

>>85887913
anon, contrary to you, the prospect of getting a bf just isn't realistic for me, because I can't form interpersonal relationships at all + I'm ugly. the only thing I can hope for is to at least get something that resembles even 1% of the loving bf experience which I'll never have.
not everyone is as lucky as you.
for conventional morality your response would be justified if my behavior was borne out of pure degeneracy and lack of willingness to commit, but given that my behavior isn't based on either of those issues, you weren't supposed to reply like that.

>>85888171
You have serious self-esteem problems and are very needy. How ugly are you? Sub 3 o algo?

My pits are mildly stinky rn they smell so good

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sexually touched and abused
never seen life in a school

explain the tranime picture persona

Tranimay website THOUGH

>>85888224
you can't know if I have self esteem problems since maybe my self esteem is accurately low.
but yeah I think I'm sub 3.

>>85888293
wanna be my sub :3?

>>85887913
You were to harsh to him. I can relate with what he is feeling.

I gotta figure this out and get my shit together. I wanna try out BBC one day.

>>85888417
I really would, but even if we were on the same continent, it would never work out, as you'd get tired of putting up with me just minutes after meeting me. I'm just troubles.

>>85888560
i don't think that's true and i don't know what continent you're in currently but i'm surre i'd be pleased with you and happy in your company, and i know what you're going through, kinda, rn so it would have been fun figuring out why a cute guy like you is from house of troubles. i'm not pushing, there's no pressure, just telling you that you're not as bad as you think you are, cutie

>>85888617
>>85888560
where are you from you twonks

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>>85888617
>>85888560
May you gaycels meet eachother and live the love which the majority of us will never experience. I will root for you.

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you're on my shitlist mister

(list of top10 places i want to shit before i die (the toilet of a good friend))

>>85888621
i'm personally from x and i don't think distance is an issue nowadays from true love but first you're gonna be a true love to be the ratio behind the travel duh
>>85888688
thx bby but he said no i won't be a fucking rapist about it, he will find a guy that will take his heart one day, a more suitable one

the best bussy is the one you fly 2000 miles to pound

could be true, what if that anon is currently feeling blue but has a godly buss and he doesn't even know it yet hmmmm

>>85888793
a bit of a tangent, but it peeves me a bit when an anon is flirtatious but goes "uhmmm i don't actually want a bf from here teehee"
THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING SO FLIRTY?? YOU GOD DAMNED TEASES!!!!!

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Too bad, too bad about it!

Why don't you just scream and shout it!

>>85888554
Shit and bbc in one post? Cuckbot must be hornier than usual

>>85888878
anxious whores like no commitment and attention, it's like grindr but for very mentally ill

>>85888878
i understand him tho, i want a bf, not sure whether a gay bf from here or the outside world is better but i too am very flippant about it and have a lot to deal with in my head. today i'm not against it but more that usual i know i can't have a bf for a reason. just let him breathe anon, it's not like you're here ready to go into relationship with a fellow gaycel

>>85880034
we're definitely a minority here but gay spaces in real life are more like us. Homosexual spaces tend to venerate manliness. This place is an outlier. Can anyone explain why?

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Since I consume a lot of games and stuff I often question myself if I was right to drop one after just few minutes with it, maybe I didn't give it a chance or something along those lines. But no, you can actually tell if it's going to be fun from the start usually. Be it controls or visual style. I'm pretty sure it's not that I can't enjoy anime anymore it's just that vast majority, almost every single anime, that comes out seasonally these days is pure garbage. I am tired of high school settings sure but when good ones come I still enjoy it every week and don't think to myself when is this shit going to end or try to speed it up. I was surprised that there are two good animes this season since last one had none.

>>85889104
Because you're a favela monkey that should overdose and d.i.e?

assblasted prison gay tranny is such a pissy pussy she had to censor "die" there of all places lmaaooo kwab i hope you and remaining members of you shitty inbred family are getting -ACKed and burned alive tonight

Is it over if I'm past 25 years of life already and never had a serious boyfriend?

>>85889342
no
it is not over
over

>>85889439
Ok thank you. Over.

i am a depressed gay male

me too, we have lots in common

ok fine, maybe not as much to go out together somewhere nice jeez

Bedtime for sleepyhead aka me you all are to remain awake until further notice

>>85890396
okay izzzzz

>>85886649
i dont have many cares about myself anymore, this life is 90+% over
also, i didnt feel anything towards any of the reactions

anyways, thank you for your concern <3
and sorry that you live with the regret...

>>85878091
that's fucking crazy. I always thought gay men were more forgiving and likely to settle for a one time hookup, even thought it was my way out since I have an interest in cock and man ass, but I guess we've all been too lonely long enough to develop a fear and apprehension with it