Pablo Escobaaaaa editionhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6rmyrnwylwzo
Hate womenLove menSimple as
pee pants sean shitting his gaped blown out arse neck
>>85881027Here come the gay white knights.
Me? Too sexy for my shirt
>>85881012Women would struggle to live a single day in a man's life.
I hate everything about women but I still want to date them
>>85881062I just want to fuck their holes and then chuck them in the bin. It lush.
posting this again until someone laughs https://vocaroo.com/15jBYjNQR9n5
>>85881046Lmao. Lifes not that hard as a man. Sure, it sucks to try and date but get a grip things could be worse
>>85881066Start escortmaxxing then me lad. Most men pay for sex subtly anyway.
>>85881062The perennial problem. Women are a detriment to society and men wouldn't put up with it if we didn't want to gain access to their crotch.This is even true of a basic cave man survival situation. The woman is a burden, and makes keeping yourself alive more difficult, but you do it just for access to the fanny.
You can tell most lads here didnt go to uni. A shag is pretty much guaranteed on freshers week
>>85881069There was literally a women who spent like a year living as a man to prove men have it easy and that 'male privilege' is a thing.Guess what happened. She ended up severely depressed. She was wrong. She realised men have it so much harder. Seriously, I'm not making it up, her name is Norah Vincent.
Rebecca is cuter than Ruth. Perfect girlfriend for me.
>>85881078Not if you were an autistic lad like me who didn't live in a dorm or house share and didn't speak to anyone outside of seminars.
>>85881067funny rowling tried to claim hermione was always black when ron genuinely looks black here
>>85881078Read stories before where lads just went to their dorm and played vidya all the time instead of joining clubs and going out to some museum or shops with others after lessons.
>>85881093That was me. I don't regret it. I wish I had that kind of time to commit to vidya these days.
>>85881102I have the time as I'm NEET but I stare at the wall or doomscroll instead.
>>85881102I'm a NEET and have been doing that for decades.
If I managed a cat shelter I'd hire a nice lass like that.
I've got the rope, just need to work up the balls and also find a place to do it where I definitely won't be found for a few hours, I read that while if you do it correctly you lose consciousness after about 20 seconds, it takes up to 30 minutes to die by hanging and if someone cuts you down during that 30 minutes you're a vegetable
anybody remember this lad from virtua feelide on the ps1 and saturn? you could relax by his fire and recharge your HP but the rumour was that if you hit him 83 times with your sword at 2am on a tuesday he'd teach you how to kill enemies with one blow
>>85881106Me too lad. High five. Its like the more time i have the less i do
>>85881019This story is insane lol. I mean, obviously he was just transporting drugs, but I don't understand at what point he picked up a lamb in the back seat for no reason. He must have been partaking of the drugs.
Getting sick of the girl talk now. Let's talk about something proper, like films.
>>85881081aye was just looking this up. haven't read the book (cba) but there's this news feature on her from the time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muWRWyoLfeMinteresting experiment. sounds like she had a lot of preconceptions, they were challenged, she learned from the experience.
>>85881121I don't think you should do that, for more than one reason.
I loved being my mother's son.
>>85881139I'm reading britfeel, when for less effort i could be watching heat, with al pacino and Robert deniro
At the end of the day, sean won. and thats that
>>85881081>>85881143The funniest thing about this is feminists popularised the line about those who have privilege don't know it.But when the facts come out about female privilege, they refuse to accept it.Women just get treated nicer their entire lives. People are friendlier too them, assume nicer intentions, give the more opportunities, care for their feelings more. It really is like living as a lifelong child.But women are completely unaware of this. Because it's all they've ever experienced, they think that's what life is like for everyone, and men have these secret hidden advantages offered to them at the secret men meetings where we all decide to discriminate against women, despite the fact that every aspect of society discriminates against men in favour of women.You can't convince them otherwise, because their beliefs are based on feelings.
So they're just remaking the fucking first movie again
No fun being a loser de lads.
>>85881130The less free time you have the more you appreciate it and want to use it better.
>>85881166If a love interest makes a return, I really fucking hope it's not the always ugly Emily Atack. She wasn't even convincing when she was young, in series 1.A fucking very ugly bitch who looks like a pig that nobody would be attracted to, but we were supposed to believe was the hot girl at school who all the boys lusted after?
>>85881166They are just like us and they're having a laugh at themselves and us. I cannot wait to watch it.
Remember when Sean met up with Amer IRL and ate his arse live online? Grim.
>>85881166Such a dogshit overrated show.
>>85881185Never knew that. Tell me more and don't hold back on the details.
>>85881182The article says it's the Lucy lass, I'm guessing Simon will be getting married to some other woman and Lucy is stalking him
>>85881182>Emily AtackI really don't understand why the media pushed her so hard as some next Katie Price or something, her claim to fame is being on like 3 episodes of The Inbetweeners kek
Gapey Price
>>85881166the movies weren't great, it'll be odd if it's some World's End "we're revisiting our lad's holiday" thing.it all stopped working once they left school. the series was about awkward teenager stuff like trying to get laid and trying to get served. they should have made a one-off 'where are they new?' TV special. Will is a sociology teacher or the assistant head of sixth, Neil's a cleaner or P.E. teacher or something. Simon works at an accountancy firm, he's called in because the school is about to go under. Jay is a NEET manchild who just turns up.gang's back together, can they save the school? and will they be able to relate to 2020s school pupils with their 2000s ways?
>>85881166Normieslop for wankers
>>85881182Would still lick her anus
How many days, weeks or months would it take before someone found you if you died in bed?
35% of children are obese where I liveThe council wants me to answer a survey but I can't get past that fact.If you are already obese as a kid then your life will be grim. Fucking hell.
The Inbetweeners films were totally fine. Not masterpieces or anything but completely serviceable. What I find a bit mad is what a cunt Will ALWAYS is. He never has any sort of character development. Unlikeable posho twat who would get bullied by the other three IRL.
>>85881182Tara is back because she ended up marrying Joe Thomas IRL. the narration said they never heard from her again, reee.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObVwdoVUNEi wish they kept this Carli from the pilot. just better line delivery, that.
>>85881268All the bullies in my school watched that show anyway. It was always normie and deano-lite. Factory produced "nerd" slop.
>>85881284Corrrr, she was fit. Joe Thomas seems like a very strange fella, as does she. Apparently she NEVER locks her phone. Proper psycho behaviour. They were made for eachother.
Had it up to here with this fat lump of shite. Constantly chirping about Fangtastics all day and keeps shitting himself every twenty minutes. Anyone wanna take him off my hands? Don't care what you do with him.
>>85881247i don't think the neighbours would complain about the smell, flats are just too spread out.my friend might just think i'm depressed/upset/something, although she MIGHT send an ambulance around worried that it's an overdose.but realistically, it'll be my landlord a couple of months from now. i've staved off an inspection for months, they've threatened they'll come in with the keys if there's no other choice. just last week i got a separate one about a gas inspection.i'd miss rent, they'd send a few emails, set a date and come in. then my body would be decomposing in bed, cor how's THAT for gas!
Fresh Meat was decent. Peep Show writers, bunch of freshers off to uni all living in a flatshare. bit less cynical and more comfy.
>>85881284Fine with me. She was fit. Good on Joe Thomas on not only banging her but bagging her at a young age.
>>85881350Scraped from the dregs of the bottom of the normieslop barrel
>>85881247I live in a detached home by myself with no friends. My parents are very old and disabled. I visit them less often than once per year.My sister lives abroad.I do have a job, working remotely.But honestly, I would say it would be about 1-3 months before anyone found my corpse. I have no friends, and I go long periods without talking to family. It would most likely be my job who wonder "where is he" and finally get police to check the house and break in the doors.I would guess it might take them about a week to start putting out feelers. I've gone dark before for days and work didn't really care. I'm expected to do the work, but my absence isn't taken as a sign of me not doing work, they assume I'm busy with other work.
>>85881350>uni freshersThey look like fucking 30 year olds. Christ, would it hurt them to get some age appropriate actors?
What's a good comfy game to play on my Steam Deck in bed lads x
>>85881377Regions of Ruin: Runegate
>>85881377ETS2 if you can get it.
>>85881377FTL lad
>>85881377Vampire SurvivorsSlay the SpirePeglin (Peggle x Slay the Spire)HuniePopDorfromantikBaba Is YouSpiritfarer
Born to breed, live to sneed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upnkhFNuD_wcorrr magic school Habbo Hotel game on the way sharpish.
This old geezer with the (((WW3))) predictive programming again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkuijyBls2I>"I suspect we'll have to contend with the same things ukrainians are contending with right now sooner rather than later"Bugger off will you nowShan't be getting into the trench for your ZOG masters, nay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuyR7vrL6M
>>85881512Corrr, it's a party, and it's hard.Did you ever hear all the conspiracy theories about him?
>>85881377Just wank to porn.
>>85881531the Steev Mike thing?i was in this thread (Q&A on /mu/) and he dodged all those lol. maybe he's been advised to never talk about it. i think the last he said is Steev Mike was just some co-writer in his early days, it's not his real name and he's not 'playing a character'. he could still be an industry plant, but he's a cool dude. comes off nice in interviews.
might take a shot at today's Wordle.
a good Wordle, that.
The number of autistic girls who are non-binary or trans is insane. The two are effectively comorbid now. t. Schoolteacher
Is it normal for flossing (teeth) to hurt if I'm not used to it? Bled the first few times but no bleeding tonight. Progress? Getting the hang of it I think. Still can't get the very back teeth though.
>>85881647They aren't autistic. Women self-diagnose with autism now for bonus victimhood points, even though they have no problems whatsoever and discriminate against actual autistic lads. They just need the points. They're hyper-social with no deficits.
>>85881121Couldn't do that me. Have to be sudden outcome like Beachy Head. No faffing around.
Any other lads sad about Ruth dating an older man?
>>85881761No. It's par for the course.
>>85881783I wish I could get a young gf.
Oh well at least I have a genuine british rose to support now.
How did 2 old Spanish midgets become multimillionaires from singing about how much they love a girl's body
Shame defne has walled pretty hard at 26. Those Turkish genetics I guess.
im very tired in multiple ways
>>85881078lost my virginity during fresher's week. was lush x
>>85881816If they were born today they'd be losers. Different times.
heed to just get absorbed in something for 4+ hoursalready sleepy from pills but i don't want to wake up at 7am, i want to wake up when the postie's been/on-the-waywouldn't be able to follow a film but maybe some light-thinking game? any ideas?
>>85881829You haven't even had sex, nor been to university.
Abdul bring me a Rustlers at 2 am.
>>85881841online monoploy?
>>85881842Sunday 23 September, 2012. University of Edinburgh self-catered halls. corr it were lush x
>>85881817>Those Turkish genetics I guess.You'd know about them.
>>85881860how much debts do you have? was it worth it ?
>>85881866I'm actually white British. She's apparently Turkish but lives here in our country now. An immigrant.
Lee can't have heggs
>>85881872I am Scottish and went to Edinburgh uni, so it was on for free.
Never had sex. Never had a Greggs. I have been in a CeX a few times though.
Just want her back, it not right
>>85881938She lived a more exciting life than most even if it was short.
>>85881841Gour life is grim lad. Yane there' soi antoher awya?
Wagies forced to work harder because some mongs thought it was a good idea to control freezers through the internet.
>>85881900do you know of/ever use the word "plamf"?
>>85881974RIP fishfingers
>>85881974Good, fuck those wagies.
>>85881938get in chuds, we're going dying.
>>85881980I know it via Limmy
>>85881987what's the point in posting two photos of slop?
>>85881996Would happily go down with her for a single sniff of her fanny
>>85882006I'd go down in that plane with her just because our vaporized meat would be completely mixed together in the mist of immediate disintegration, so I would finally be touching pussy from the void.
>>85882027You have it right. I just want to be vaporised near a woman's fanny. Nothing else matters.
Would have liked to enter her cockpit
off to beddy-byes, i reckongood night all, ganbatte /nightguard/
>>85882239Early, isn't it? I wish I was on drugs.
>>85882239Bed soon for me also. Just have a spliff and wank, then sleepytime is calling.
>>85882239Goodnight friend x
Quite enjoyed that little Dreamlight Valley sesh. Hope I can reunite Mickey with his Mrs. and get the poor fella some action.
Night guard not doing their job again
sex? never had it
job? never had one
Poor Will being cheated on. Hopefully he posts her sexiest photos now.
>>85883374>>85883384No pussy no work me. Couldn't give a toss what others think of my dosser lifestyle.
>>85883494What would Ruth think of your dosser lifestyle?
>>85883527Who? No girl is going to care about me no matter what my social status. Fuck slaving. Life is about sex and relationships. Not slaving and having no life.
>>85883494Based lad. There really is no argument against NPNW. If I can't get any sex then why shouldn't I just drink, play video games and take it easy?
>>85883545Exactly lad. It will be even more depressing trying to endure working without any sex in your life. All men that get sex should be rightfully slaving. That is what motivates them.
They come here and make me so angry. I don't want to pay taxes to support this. Let the country suffer economically.
ruthmong seems deeply unhappy with his life yet refuses to change anything. many such cases. sad!
How to fix Ruthmong's life:>buy some shoes>get on the antidepressants>get on the stimulants so he gets motivation get up from his arse>get a job>move out>get friends>use said friends to get promoted/better job>get a gf>buy a home>get married>make a sprogAll of this is literally accomplishable within 2-3 years but instead he'll be here in 2-3 years posting the same tripe without having made any progress. madness.
Very high energy morning so far but now starting to get tired
Bumshack is a little known place wherewe get gaped togetherBumshack battyyy....(BUMSHACK BAYBEH)
>>85883806two ugly men
>>85883831They are gorg
No cap on God but ssm looks so old for his age if that alri with yous
I made a toast while you made toast
Living life like a wasteman it is
>>85883847british genes, rooney is 38 in this picture
Is Shabana Mahmood a typical british name?
>>85883941I'd go an edit all the hogwarts film scenes where they speak a spell and change the spell name to a forren MP's name.But i'm too lazy. It would be funny though.I see "Shabana! Mahmood" as a spell to mix rat droppings into your Lamb and Raisin curry...
might ask bossman for a raise, i feel like i deserve more desu
Just saw an Asian food squatting while talking on the phone wtf
I meant foid not food alri
Can't believe i witness the Asian squat
>>85884013>>85884015>>85884017Uhm where are you??
>>85884025I think i found him
A naked ruth squating over my face
I genuinely wish for all you laddingtons who have thus far not experienced it in life to have the woman you love sit on your face while she wanks you off. Truly mindblowing.
>>85884081Rather have normal regular sex instead of this degenerated shit
>>85884083Yes of course, that's the first step in your future journey but one day you'll have had so much sex with that same woman that you start branching out a bit together and realise there are other things you enjoy as well.
>>85884085Shut the fuck up you mong degenerate
>>85884100You might even start dirty talk like that, yes, good suggestion actually lad. Slap her tits a bit while you say it, she'll love that. You'll get there fella, don't give up.
>tfw bf called me a mong degenerate
nta but i know a lad who does all these degenerate shit, his favourite is anal sex, he said he doesnt even want normal sex anymore, thing is he is 35+, has commitment issues, is depressed and sprogless, he is also a multi millionaire
When is this stupid US election supposed to happen? Tired of all the political bullshit everywhere from here to YT.
>>85884159grumpy little lad
Morning, morning, morning, all good, lads. Upgrading my animes and it's on for free. Well, it is, isn't it? Whatcha doing, lads?
>>85884159If it's on your Youtube you have only yourself to blame for making the algorithm think you want to watch it, because you probably have.
>>85884204That is lush, and I do mean lush de lid. Day sorted for you is it not? As for me I'm about to load up FM24 and see if I can't turn Man United into a winning team again.
>>85884221Morning, mate!Got them as dual audio, didn't I? For when I want to watch animes without subs, oh, aye. And it is lush!>see if I can't turn Man United into a winning team again.You're a man who likes a challenge, then? haha.
>>85884198Aren't we all?>>85884218I sometimes watch documentaries from news channels like NHK that have nothing to do with America or Trump, yet for some reason YT thinks that means I want to watch midas touch and jimmy kernel or whatever they're called. No. Fuck off with the propaganda youtube!
>>85884251Fair enough. Just use the options 'Not interested' and 'Dont recommend channel' and it will tidy it up hopfully. Like you it pisses me right off when it tries to throw 'le current events' in my face.
>>85884244Fuck off you disgusting paedophile freak
>>85884272Yeah but you have to sign in to use those which means even more tracking. It will hopefully all die down soon.
Cleaning up after a cum tribute is the most emasculating experience. Wiping your wasted spunk off an ipad screen and realising how sad and lonely you are really hits home in that moment.
When I use to tribute photos that I got from Craigslist users, I wrapped my ipad in cling film as it made wiping it down much easier. Recording myself jerking off to a guys wife and verbally degrading her was not one of the high points of my life.
>>85883847>No capThis had better not start to be a thing around here.
Just finished a VN about a lad who's blind and the only cure is for his mum and sister to shag him every day. Meanwhile he can see perfectly clear but keeps up the act. 10/10 plot.
>>85884410Our piece of shit government wants to ban masterpieces like this.
Doing a bit of SeasideVIKING aren't I?Off out on the boat to explore a bit more of the map; still haven't located the merchant which is getting more and more detrimental as he progresses. Belly full of eggs 'n bacon, teriyaki sea serpent and a bit of carrot soup if that's alright with you?
>>85884386People wanted you to do this did they?
>>85884444Checked and Enshrouded isn't too bad, only been playing a few hours though. Valheim is good too.
Hate mongs who talk slowly on work calls. Just get to the point you retard.
>>85884484Well i offered it under the guise of free tributes - send me a photo or three and i would record myself spaffing over it. Verbal stuff was opt in. Did it maybe 10 or so times before it got too weird - some lad sent me swimsuit photos of his legal age sister and wanted some incest degradation. Noped out at that point. I think i still have the eBay order for a piece of acrylic that I got for my iPad to make clean up quicker.
>>85884410>VNA what?
>>85884712Vernal Naughtiness.
>>85884720Today I learned. Cheers lad.
>>85884727Don't believe him, it actually means Virtual News.
Ashens don't get much views nowadays. Poor lid.
>>85884204Bloody hell those file sizes are grim. You can get away with it for animation I suppose.
>>85884740Bullshit, it means Views of Newcastle.
>>85884410Kek, what VN was it? One of those two hour coomslop games?
>>85884204>Porco RossoKino taste, Another personal favourite is Whisper of the Heart.
If I had Bernard's Watch you'd all have gaped arses.
>>85884806You need to be watched around a young kid called Bernard.
>>85884806Immigrants will so so confused why they suddenly appear in France again every time they touch British soil.
>>85884709Funny what people get up to on the internet isn't it
2 things I've done today? Thanks for asking. First I noticed muh parcel had been sent to my old address, number 2 I SHAT MYSELF. 2 times in the last 7 days, it's annoying and it's a thing that happens often. Thanks MS pal. Bet I've shat myself ~100 times over the last 6 years, yay me.
>>85884756Game is called 'Blind'. Blatant use of AI but it's pretty good visually if you're not fussed about that.
i put a hole in mong for fucking with me
>>85884852With a VN I definitely am fussed about that. Put some fucking effort in for fuck sake.
>>85884806Everyone will be wondering why their phone turns off every night.
>>85884904Not him but doesn't it stop everything in the state it is? Does it also stop time around the world or the location the user is in? Would car batteries still be running when the time was paused?
Bernard grew up to be a serial rapist. He raped over 500000 women. He was never caught despite creampieing every one.
>>85884922That's 10x lush.
my fluid intake so far today: three coffees, no water
Nothing better than cumming in a lassie's cunt and then drinking the sperm out with a straw.
>>85884961surly there was water in the coffee
Nothing better than cumming in a lassie's oesophagus and then watching her shit it out.
>>85884961Just milk coffee? Should have popped some hot choccy powder in as well.
>>85884963Better when it's Tyrone's cum you're drinking out of your wife
>>85884918I remember it as time just stops, you can still move things around while time is stopped, but water doesn't flow or computers don't work, they all freeze in place. So car batteries shouldn't drain or lights switch off.
>>85884975I'd rather eat my wife's shit out of Tyrone's hairy arsehole.
>>85885000How about your wife's Tyrone-cum-filled shit out of your mum's arsehole?
Stop with this nasty talk
>>85885014agreed, it childish even by britfeel standards
>>85881166>magaluf holiday when like 40 years oldgrim grim grim
>>85884832Does make you wonder, yeah.
Tyrone's nasty talk deep in my standards
>>85884963I'd posit this is incorrect.
>>85884897Wetter watch wow wou walk when wou walk awout we
>>85884741Shouldn't get any views at all for that sorry excuse for "content". No different than a bloke sat in his car talking about some fast food MSG slop
>>85885011Now that is fucking 20x lush. Only think that could improve it is if me grandad was gaping me arse at the same time.
>>85885038True to be honest. It was pretty original back in the day when he started but now it just seems mundane and boring. His testing of microwave burgers (again) got over one million views, however.
>the ashens film came out 13 years agobloody 'ell
>>85885056>His testing of microwave burgers (again) got over one million views, however.Can save everyone a view. They're all inedible
Hope there are so many of our ancestors in heaven
>>85885072Perfectly good for a scran after 12 or so beers.
And on his deathbed he wrote...'Poley'.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm75pgqdyzldo#commentsas soon as reform go down in the polls labour open the door to yet more immigrants
>>85885073May we all die with such faith
Imagine facefucking a lass so hard that your cock actually gets stuck in her throat and she has to awkwardly carry you to the hospital to get you dislodged.
>>858847491080p, mate. I think it is because it's anime. DVDlad might know. >>85884804It has been 5 or more years since I watched Porco Rosso. I'll be watching it in English on Friday night after work. Went to Lidl on my lunch break and it's not like Aldi. I was anxious af. I bought bottled fizzy water to go with my cordials. The self-checkout popped up asking how many bottles I had and I got confused and didn't know if I needed to scan all the bottles or not. I spilled my spaghetti and stuttered like a mong to the checkout chick, hahaha.
>>85885073I don't care if this is real or not, it just looks exploitive and fake even if it is real. Stop using tragedy to virtue signal.I know at least one of my ancestors will be in Heaven and two that definitely will not,
>>858851161080p means nothing if the file size is that small. A Blu-ray remux should be around 20 or 30gb. Your files are heavily compressed. However, if you're watching on a small screen you'll probably not notice.
>>85885100Wait, a migrant only needs to stay here five years before getting permanent residency? What the fuck?
>>85885034many mong many many many many mong wish death on me
>>85885128Care workers, yeah. A massive own goal from Labour here but they probably know the entire care sector would collapse of they all fucked off somewhere else.
>>85885116>Went to Lidl on my lunch break and it's not like AldiReally? I get the two so mixed up there are times I have to stop and think which shop I am in. Parkside=Lidl.
Been pushed to suicides all me life. x
>>85885134There's a million NEETs man, we don't need migrants.
>>85885134Five years is nothing, it should be twenty like in the army.
>>85885073what a load of old fucking shitstop reposting this drivelcunt
lifetime lifestyle dossers like this are a plagueget OUT of my country
>a cat is in heat>SPAY ABORT NOW SPAY ABORTwomen are murderers
Hello I am a British man with autism and virginity. I don't have any friends.
>>85885151Demon moment
Jury starts deciding today. What do you reckon the outcome of the Russell Brand trial will be?
>>85885196Hope they throw the booky wook at the unfunny cunt.
>>85885196Probably the jury will take a while. By the looks of the multiple independent allegations, probably guilty. A few years in prison.
>>85885196General british normie is woke, they will definitely find him guilty.
>>85885197>booky wookok, chuckled
>>85885181At least you have some peace and quiet lad.
>>85885196rapey wape
>>85885205Thing is, the woke hate him. The Peter Hitchens style right have always fucking hated him. The only people that like him are yanks who just found out about him.
>>85885196Remember back in 2013/2014 when this bloke was considered the smartest man on tv who was telling off Jeremy Paxman and promoting socialism and compassion for drug addicts. Telling everyone not to vote. People bought it.
>>85885212I just don't like him because I'm jealous.
>>85885217Very fucking different time. Remember watching 2009 doc on Stephen Fry 50th birthday. Had Russell Brand and JK Rowling and then Prince Charles all singing his praises.
>>85885196They'll find him guilty because there are women on the jury who make decisions based on feelings and solidarity with women.There is no actual evidence in the trial. It's hilarious. A woman read out some of Russell's 2007 autobiography to him, where he talks about how he convinces women to have sex with him (basic pick up stuff). But women consider that to be rape lol. Talking to a woman and her agreeing to have sex with you... admitting to that in your own book is the "evidence" in the trial.
morning allworked extra hard (harder than any wage-earning job) to stay in bed until 1pm, and the post STILL hasn't arrivedsad to see Lollers is on the 1.5 GB dual-audio anime ripsmaybe we all care less with age. maybe i watch anime dubbed sometimes now. maybe my teenage self would hate me.but still. BUT STILL
>>85885219Because he shagged so many women?
>>85885151>ahh im fucking so fucking angry fuck Looks like the atheism is working out for you
>>85885212Yeah, but I mean that regardless of whether they like him, they will be performative and believe all wamyn regardless of whether he did it or not.
>>85885223Think they were just giving context to his attitude towards women so it makes the actual rape allegations against him seem more legit.The main evidence is some women from LA said he raped her and she went to a rape crisis centre the same day and there is actually a record of that in the rape crisis LA centre. Also a fuck load of texts between women going back to the 00s warning each other of Brand and how he goes mental with the dead eyes sometimes.
>>85885196i dont like lying rw grifters. But I also hate women and don't trust a word they say about anything
>>85885236He openly admitted to shagging a 16 year old when he was 30 and the relationship was weird as fuck.That was not super evil in the 00s. Shagging teenagers plus 16 as an adult. We are moving to a society where that is basically seen as Jimmy Savile tier evil these days.
>>85885253Fucking tight young wet pussy is not illegal
>>85885245I like Peter Hitchens even tho I disagree with most of his shit. You can just tell he is not a grifter, is not after money and just actually believes 100% in the shit he says.
>>85885240There isn't any evidence. It's just he said she said of something that happened 20-30 years ago and the women involved never claimed they were raped until 5 mins ago.Pointless case, but the process is the punishment. I don't like Russell Brand but he's only being punished now for behaviour the left used to love, because he is now a scary right wing conspiracy theorist. Women regret their past decisions.
>>85885256Not yet. Calls for the law to be staggered and big age gap relationships to be criminalised.
>>85885259It was 20 years ago because Russell Brand has very good lawyers and the libel laws in the UK are fucking awful and insane. Like, actually mental.
No joke my dad knows someone big in the BBC (went to uni with him). He said way before the Brand rape channel 4 story broke a lot of comedians and other people would refuse to be on a show if Russell Brand was on. It was sort of widely known but there fear of lawsuits is massive in Britain.
>>85885253I don't care about him or if he did it or not, I'm saying that the general British public would still have the woke "believe all women" mindset that you could put David Attenborough on trial and they would believe the woman that said he gave her the ick. That virtue signalling mindset may be finally dying in America, but it is still very strong here as you can see with the support for immigration for example.
>>85885273They refused because they he steals the show every time and this makes their insecure mongloid "comedian" brain go haywire. Like when Costner got pissed off with Alan Rickman in Prince of Thieves
>>85885134Labour actually acknowledged during the review that this might make the Boriswave carers leave the care sector and take other jobs, once they've fulfilled the terms of their visa and got ILR they could then fuck off and get another shit minimum wage job that doesn't involve wiping old people's arses. Of course that's the plan so they have an excuse to bring in even more ooga boogas in to replace them, 'labour shortages' have always been the excuse to justify our replacement.
He's back gambling then. Lucky 15s all the way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9THEt5tk9O8
Wevin Wostner
>>85885073Why did jesus give him kidney disorder though
>>85885291bookie streak broken?
>>85885156Corr imagine sucking on those titties
>>8588529136 months no bookies and it lush
wored, woleny and wepressed
Might get on the beak laters wooo
>>85881019A lamb can't eat chips. fucking hell that's got to mess up its stomach
>>85885320>wolenymongboy
4-5 days in to a cold and only just started the "coughing up green shit" phase. Swear they're getting worse every year
>>85885336Know a girl who would feed a pig wagamamas
>>85885339It's because the government is testing stronger and stronger bioweapons on you.
>>85885354not strong enough. I legit wish I was dead
>>85885345Pigs can eat anything
>>85885253I openly admit to buying cigarettes when I was 16, and even smoking them. Fr fr.
>>85885339You're still in the initial phase, colds are annoying as they can go on for weeks. I prefer getting the flu and get it over with quickly.
>>85885368NTA but that's not illegal is it? I remember buying cigs at 14 in my school uniform.
>>85885362I'm sure they'll get you next time, stay strong! No, wait....
>>85885373My colds used to last a week, max, and it was only really 2-3 days of unpleasantness, followed by a few more annoying "coughing up clear shit". Bet the 'vid has made them stronger
>>85885386I remember colds lasting ages before the the rona, rona was just a weaponised cold.
>>85885285>Like when Costner got pissed off with Alan Rickman in Prince of Thievesqrd? i know Costner is meant to have a bit of an ego, was he on a melty because Rickman wasn't taking it seriously, or getting all the attention?final film is silly and Alan Rickman is a laff in it, but by Christ it's the same as the whole Braveheart thing where the lead actor is just wrong. hearing Kevin Costner talk about golly shucks, sure is swell being back on English soil!
>>85885398He got a melty because Rickman stole the entire movie, as he should because his performance was way better.
scared of committing to a poo in case the postie buzzes.
>>85885386Should've taken the vax de lad
>>85885407It will tempt fate. Do it but be ready to hurriedly pull up yer trousers and answer the buzz (is that what you do, or does he buzz to say there's post being dropped off?).
I only get a cold every few years and it usually lasts 1 day and is mild. You all have weak immune systems, and probably vax injured.
>>85885403aye fair enough then. supposedly Rickman and his mates rewrote the script behind the director's back. added in the daft comedy lines for himself.weak film, interesting production innit
>>85885425Not vaxxed, never took a test.
>>85885422there's a little entryway downstairs, sometimes deliverylads leave post 'n parcels (anyone could walk in and just nick them, really)but usually he buzzes, comes upstairs, posts it through my door. but WHAT IF he's now SO ACCUSTOMED to my speedy responses he thinks>hmm? that bloke at no. x is usually quick as a flash. he hasn't buzzed me in, and i shan't be leaving the parcel downstairs. i'll return it to the delivery office.what if he thinks that?! it's not worth emptying my bowels over, IMO.
I need to put my willy in a tight fanny
shall check downstairs again at 2pm on the dot.if there's nothing left (in silence) then i will give the postie until 3pm on the dot.
Corrrr, eleven quid made on Prolific. Not bad at all de lids.
>>85885467If you're not desperate for the toilet, then hold it in. Or if desperate drag yer bin to the buzzer and poo in that.
Hermione's got nice skin
Nobody cares about your drugs arriving in the post. You don't have to give continual updates every day.
>>85885532britfeel is a blog general x
>>85885509Nice arse as well. CORRRRR!
>>85885509cor new Harry Potter next month.i KNOW the new lassie has darker skin but them audiobook versions with her have sold me. she has THE VOICE down, Emma Watson stopped doing it by the third film.if these things keep going, maybe she will too. or they'll just get her character wrong again. main issue is how everything is dark blue, but in these days of HDR, maybe someone can make a fan edit that brings back the colours.
>>85885544I will not be watching anything with race swapped brown characters and we do not need a new Harry Potter, the movies were recent and don't need redoing as a TV show.
>>85885557they changed Lister in Red Dwarf to a black guy, it was fine IMO.
>>85885567What are you on about? Dave Lister has always been played by Craig Charles, who is mixed race, and Red Dwarf is an original series, not a remake.
>>85885557its the way movies work now lad, no one is making anything original any more >find movie that has no business being remade>remake it with browns, tranners and gays>Get mad when it bombs>its just le evil right ring nazi MEN who dont like it>it falls into obscurity after a week >rinse >repeat
>>85885574That's because the Oscars nominations specifically demands diversity
>>85885581There must be some film makers out there who want to make a good movie or make money, rather than get an illegitimate award for wokeness
>>85885588Eggers doesn't pump his movies full of blacks and queers.
>>85884851How was the shat yourself clean up?
>>85885573it was a radio series they just retooled it, Chris Barrie was going to be Lister at first. doesn't change the actual 'content' (probably how it should be, unless race is somehow relevant to the actual story/dialogue)mind you i didn't like all the Americans when they did the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy film. it's like Martin Freeman was the token 'oh yeah this is a British story' Briton in a British story.weird to think the Harry Potter films were almost set in America.
>>85885596And as far as I know he's the only person to have made a good movie in the last 10 years.
could kill for a lucozade or two
>>85885612So true. Looking forward to Werwulf? I certainly am.
>>85885621Hell yeah, gonna be awesome
couldn't find my Reddit deodoranthad to crack open a bottle of The Good Stuff
What would you think of a 30 year old man with a 16 year old gf?
>>85885653Me? So glad you asked. I used lush aromaco bar deodorant as I have sensitive delicate skin and anything spray tends to irritate it. This stuff is delightful and makes me smell like a hippy.
It is so stupid we have a drug problem in this nation, yet politicians have decided in their wisdom to divert more police time and money away from this to harass men fapping in the privacy of their own room.
>>85885665cor that does sound nice. i do use a rub-on but i miss the sprays (you can projectile-reach your back, i'm surprised how few people apply deodorant to their backs)you can't beat those floral hippy Lush scents. bit pricey, mind.
>>85885676you see, addiction is a """disease""" and """diseases""" are a matter of health, not law. Loving a slampig sitting on your face though is a matter of law
>>85884444corr lush that lad. downloaded the game last week because of your posts and I've been absolutely hooked. only got a small raft for meself so far.
>>85885676it's hard to compare like-for-like, but on a personal and societal level i would overall say porn and habitual masturbation cause more harm than moderate drug use.(the porn can be totally vanilla, doesn't matter. habitual masturbation as in more than once a week, replacing sex with a loving partner.)
>>85885603Which day?, today was a lump that rolled down the inside of my joggers leg (2 pairs of joggers, 1 tucked into socks) couple of patches of poo in the joggers. Wipe the leg and foot, not too difficult more a mental issue (anger, disgust), then check the damage insode the trousers and chuck them in a bag ready to be washed. The clean up isn't bad if the "mishap" isn't bad. If it is... showers exist.
>>85885676You think that's bad think of poor abdul and his cousin/wife. They can't even send each other lewds.
>>85885699Thank you for sharing with the class, here is your beast
>>85885692Me keeping my prostate healthy is a matter of health not law.>>85885697Yeah, if you fap to porn instead of having sex, then who produces the new slav-I mean taxpa-I mean drug addicts?>>85885705Surprised this was not an exception to the porn law considering how the government is okay with actual incest.
Lads I just found out they're closing World of David Walliams.Also I just found out there's a World of David Walliams.
MARKS back gambling on horses!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9THEt5tk9O8
>>85885755Is it true they're calling him current era jimmy saville?
>>85885755Don't even know what this whole Walliams thing is about. Apparently he was a prick to some people, but wasn't he always a prick?
>>85885760LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOssm winter meltdowns icumen
>>85885783He's a bit of a pervert. That was always the case, the BBC just put up with it. It's not clear if he's actually done anything really bad like paedophilia but it's possible.
>>85885785>ssm winter meltdowns icumeniddi
>>85885785>video removed by the uploaderback to this shit it seems kek, wollox will be getting done in big time this winter oh aye x
>>85885755>>85885790Either way it's a bit like the Russel Brand thing earlier, people will rather virtue signal and condemn him than wait for the evidence.
Corrrrr! 14.89 into my PayPal balance courtesy of Prolific! Not bad.
>>85885790what is the nature of the perversions? all this stuff about injunctions and mental health is still vague>something happened!>it's all hush-hush!legal nonsense.the start of the new Dr Who is weird in hindsight. all the male actors were sex weirdos in one way or another. but it's just cheeky good fun to gays-among-gays. they talk about Christopher Eccleston like he had a stick up his arse for not joining in with willy fun. but then it's the black lad and the forehead-eye lad who ended up charged with actual sex crimes.
>>85885837Alleged inappropriate behaviour towards female staff.He's done other things like Nazi salutes and blackface which got him in trouble with the BBC (years later, they didn't care before).
>>85885841Everyone used to do blackface. World gone mad. They even banned the Mad Men episode with blackface even though it's period accurate minstrel show.
>>85885841Its never an actual crime is it?All this vague hush hush "do not speculate" shit just lets you know its all corrupt as fuck
*informs the apus that world of david walliams is closing*
>>85885841former, depends what it is, pretty timeless.latter, yeah, probably dumb. i just saw they edited That Mitchell and Webb Look on iPlayer. there wasn't anything massively shocking, it was always jokes ABOUT blackface/homophobia/whatever. whoever it is in charge of political correctness needs to rein it in a bit. stop getting offended over what-if? hypothetical people.
>>85885845I saw people bitching online about some Jap girl doing "blackface" while dressed up as shawn the sheep for halloween! It's pure mental illness.
>>85885864Same with Macaulay Culkin for using green paint on his face. A bunch of mentalists purposefully edited it to look darker. BRING BACK LITTLE BRITAIN UNCUT YOU COWARDS!
not as out of it today. fancy a 2D/SNES Final Fantasy.what's a fun one, and what's the best way of playing it in current year?GBA remakes? those new PC releases (fonts look a bit dodgy)?
>>85885874CRACKING CHOCOBO GROMIT!
If you have a job you should be entitled to free looksmatched pussy of the same age as you.
Spaghetti hoops on toast for dindins lads
Me? Pasta and sausage. Good times.
>>85885919What are you, Italian? Bangers and mash, it's the British way!
>>85885919>Pasta and sausage.proof?
I haven't made it yet, it's only 3pm. Proofmong you will shut up I hate you.
How would you commit the perfect murder?
took a colossal shit an hour ago and my arsehole still hurtsmust increase my fibre intake
>>85885957By not getting caught.
Could you do what Raskolnikov did? Take a hatchet and actually do it?
>>85885957Nice try. I know your game.You'll report someone who responds, then spend the next week posting "I just don't get why he did it lads".
>>85885957Suicide, you'll never get caught and never do time.
I had sex with Jayden James when she was escorting in Vegas.
>>85885957IIRC most murderers that are caught have some sort of relationship with the victim. So first live completely alone and never talk to anyone for twenty years, not even your postman. I'll tell you the next step when you complete the first step.
>>85885969Don't think so, got too much to lose!
simply too late now, i reckon.had some mad late deliveries (especially on a Sunday) but i think the postie just didn't swing by this block today. bloomin' Royal Snail.
Me? Making wicken wurry.
>>85886009>postie just didn't swing by this block todayGood thing too, you not supposed to talk to anyone for 20 years.
Ya'll staying awake for the midterms in the US?
>>85886025No I don't give a shit about it. Pointless political theatre with neither party actually representing the American voters.
>>85886025why on earth would anyone here do that?
>>85886025God no. It will be a complete clusterfuck since nobody likes either party. I will watch the shoeonhead video when it comes out and cringe when Trump restarts the Iran war cancelling Christmas for everyone.
>>85885944>I hate you.p r o o f ?
>>85885664does not pass the half your age plus seven testso it not rite
Bought something and it was posted last Monday it still hasn't arrived, probably gone missing. Yet I've bought a game from America and it can travel 4000 miles across the Atlantic Ocean and it arrives at my door. Fuck Royal Mail ever since it was privatised and that Vince cable cunt sold it off under that cameron/clegg shower of shit parliament. Royal Mail now doesn't bother delivering letters anymore and second class delivery is 10 FUCKING DAYS NOW. Used to be 3-5.
Emma Watson is my wife and pregnant with my baby, she loves me and gives me tender footjobs every day.
>>85886023>Making wicken wurry.proof?
>>85885664Weird but I ultimately don't care if both parties are aware and consent.
>>85886046Also forgot to add EVRI OF ALL COMPANIES managed to deliver the international parcel. Can you believe it Evri is better than Royal Mail at the moment. What an absolute clusterfuck.
Fuming I am. Sorry for the rant lads.
>>85886025I'm curious to see if youtuber Brandon Herra will win, but other than that idgaf. Congress is not going to impeach Trump or stop the war or anything like that.
Sad to see our friend SSM back in the bookies. He was doing so well.
Just asked for a return on a product from Amazon because it was broken. It says: "We are processing your refund. You don't need to return the item back to us!"Why don't I need to return it?
>>85885755Miss the days when theme parks actually used to try and create a sense of escape from the outside world with original themed areas rather than pop culture slop.
>>85886079costs them more to process the return than they can sell it for
>>85886071only a problem if you lose ;)
>>85886099That's pretty good for me then. Seems abusable though, but I guess if you keep refunding stuff it'll look suspicious.
checking downstairs in 16 mins.
>>85886071Better than givin' it to the cookies.
>>85886119yeah they are inconsistent with it on purpose so people can't just scam free shit
I am sick of encountering brown people speaking foreign languages everywhere I go.
>>85885957By pretending they drowned in the bath while I went to put my pyjamas on
Too many wrong'uns in our country. Need locking up or deporting.
>>85886117Not really. The house always wins and gambling is a mugs game. Mark has a very addictive personality and will spiral into debt now he's back in the betting shops expect to see items flooding into CEX to fund his horrible gambling addiction.
>>85886148PS5 for him this Winter de liiiiiiid. Cold nights coming. He gonna be road to masters. He gonna be alone in the dark. It lush. x
>>85886147Hey now, Helper did nothing wrong? Don't lump him in with those murderers
SSM better get his Christmas "bokkles" in, he's going to need 300+ this winter, it'll be long and hard and cold.
>>85886162The dark knights are coomin
Mum is being punished at work for having time off for a major operation. The shift manager is a tyrant who has a horrible home life and takes it out on the other employees at the care home, and there's nothing that anybody can do about it because she has to power to make or break you in your job. As her son I just have to sit there and let it happen because we a both powerless to make a change.
>>85886155Helper pissed himself at Flamingo Land and made the kiddies drink it. He's a wrongun through and through.
>>85886162He should be banned from buying alcohol and forced to work.
>>85886168Little wagie Hitlers need slappin' down.
might get this for my nephew. he's only 27.
>>85886179You reminded me of this woman I heard on the radio saying her autistic son is terrified of fireworks and has to hide under the bed covers crying. And then the host asks how old is he and she says 28
>order a ps5>yeah it's broken m8>send us it back >break it out of spite
I hope to win tonight's euromillions.
glad they renamed BPD. social suicide for a male.
>>85886179Might get this for myself, desu. I'm 47.
>>85886195I just bought a ticket, so it will in fact be me who wins
they've already got Father Christmas on the Diet Coke cans.
>>85886251Surprised he hasn't been outed as a nonce by now
>>85886254UK defamation laws, lad. fella's been around for centuries now, he knows how to play the game.
i know this is all well and good for forum discussions, and tastes will differ.but what's THE Super Nintendo Final Fantasy game? it's IV (as in III), right? the one that starts with the mechs and has Terra, Kefka, etc?dunno whether to play them in order or just replay this one with the Pixel Master version.
>>85886173The perfect murder.
>>85886282That's 3/6
>>85886282VI I reckon de lad.
>>85886291>>85886298oh aye, meant 6.cheers lads. 6 it is x
>>85886306The Pixel Remasters for modern consoles they released the past few years are the way to go.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN WRONGMAYBE I'VE BEEN HERE TOO LONG
I'm looking at these voters in the US giving interviews on the telly and they are legit all retarded. A nation of mongs.
corrr we are off on an adventure lads>no Ted Woolsey in the opening creditsuhhh...?
>>85886282There is 2 that were released in the west on Super Nintendo. Final fantasy II (which is IV in Japan) and III (which was IV in Japan) because the west never got the real II and III back on the NES days, they did manage to get the first one. But yes. The one with Terra and Kefla in it is Final Fantasy III (IV).
Also look at all the cool merch you could have purchased back then. Imagine the 'tude you could have had walking around with a final fantasy 3 baseball cap and secret of mana t shirt.
>>85886407I spent a whole summer autisicly playing this game to get the perfect stat growth for each character. You had to get to level 9 before the world of ruin and it was incredibly difficult, I'd never do it again.
>>85886399Makes you fink
>>85886399Are they just interviewing trumpers or people in trumpland or democrats too? Because that might be why
>>85886422Me and my mate were talking about this the other night, no little book with controls, maps of GTA were great to have as well. Now it's shit, and soon there won't be any disks.
>>85886399Link me harder daddy!
Bumping Stone Temple Pilots debut completely unhinged
SeasideVIKINGIts fucking pissing it down. Proper stormy weather, dangerous but his boat goes super fast. Still not found the Merchant and my world is a nightmare mass of rivers with some areas inaccessible by boat. Got materials for a portal home but this is getting painful. Where is he?!
Unironically garn bed soon. Absolutely knackered me.
Made a luvvvvvvverly tandoori curry de lids. It may not be for you, but it's definitely for me.
Woca Wola
>>85886521Needs some thickener de lad but looks good.
>>85886521Your house must reek now
>>85886535Thicker than it looks I'm letting it simmer for another bit.>>85886564Smells lovely. Fucking love the smell of tandoori.
Releasing a load of fudge into the toilet bowl
>>85886528UK government: We must import 2 million of this creature at once!
>>85886521Looks grim. Looks like too much tomato and like it hasn't been cooked. Doesn't even look like curry, looks like some kind of Mexican stew
>>85886596The GDP will go up!BRING THEM ALL!
looks like another post-free day6pm on a Sunday? maybe. can't see it happening today though.absolute waste, proper conked myself out until 1pm too. at least it's more time for a post tolerance reset
SeasideVIKINGBeen sailing for hours now. Managed to find one of the side questy special dungeons that have a super heavy item I need to return to the seamstress on an isle another hundred miles away. It's dark and spooky. Ship all anchored, maybe time for a little sleep before we head off again.
>>85886604You're fucking mental. Cooked it perfectly. Why doesn't it look cooked?
SeasideVIKINGAAAAA why do I still get jumpscared by low poly enemies. There's something more intimidating about them; as if your brain can't make out immediately what it is but its big and scary. They're easily smashed by Seaside's MEGA HAMMER but they still manage to spoop.
>>85886676maybe he means reduced, like it's too watery (for his taste)?i think it looks LUSH but i don't really know about putting beans in a curry (and i like beans). plus i'd fry the HELL out of those onions before incorporating them, but i know that's just me xlet us know how it is, laddington!
>>85886637I ordered some things last week (and a thing I ordered 2 weeks ago), not sure when they'll come. Ordering something for the start of December and ordering it off amazon so it will be there when said.
>>85886676Looks lovely lid. Post the finished version once it's simmered down - and I'm the first to dismiss many food posts as not being fit for my Apu.
>>85886695Suppose we all have our different tastes. I usually use butter beans in my curry but only had kidney beans on hand. I do fry my onions and peppers but don't like them done too much.
>>85886676It looks like you just added a tin of tomatoes and raw peppers just now. You are a bad cook and I wouldn't eat that if you paid me.
>>85886767But I didn't. I fried them for 10 - 15 minutes in olive oil, salt, and pepper beforehand. I wouldn't say I'm an amazing cook but I'm not an idiot.
>>85886767well thats good because that's not how being a cook works
>>85886521Not beating the Indian allegations dvdlad my lid
>>85886782Cooking food isn't how being a cook works? OK retard
Have you ever shat your pants for a laugh
>>85886777Frying tinned tomatoes in olive oil, salt and pepper is not how to make a curry.
>>85886798mate you're the one who thinks restaurants pay you to eat there
>>85886814HAHAHAHAHAHAA holy fuck you actually are retarded
>>85886807It is when you add a bunch of spices. It's just a spicy thick stew
seethemong is crashing out again
how can you fry tinned tomatoes? it's a liquid. boil or simmer it, sure. but>you're just frying a tin of tomatoesis like saying>you're just frying water, that's NOT how you make a cup of tea
>>85886828It's a regular non event round here.
>>85883612Have you seen the state of the economy? You can't "make it" any more unless you're under 25.
me? back on the broth (stress eating tbqh)prepped the house with 1.5 day's worth of supplies as the government recommends. so idk if i should order more stuff tonight.
>>85886807Huh? I add the tomatoes as the base of the sauce and then add different spices. How do YOU suggest I make it?
Can't believe Walliams is in hospital. Hope he gets better to face the consequences of his past.
>>85886880This is a more nutritious meal than you had yesterday
>>85886902Ruse to make people feel sorry for him
What do you think about a guy who writes a play about a middle-20 something man raping a 13 year old boy and then finishing it with them being in a relationship together?
It over for are Walliams.>The World of David Walliams attraction at Alton Towers has permanently closed, the theme park has announced.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx8dznljndyzo>>85886917Us peasants would not get such treatment. The creep needs to fucking stop using mental health to get out of these things.
I am absolutely stumped. No idea who it could be.
>>85886926I think that person is a paedophile
Little lad thinks sauces just come out of thin air.
>>85886902He is very obviously gay. No doubt he's a paedo, wrongun.
Do injunctions apply in Turkey?
>>85886957His victims are female though. The gay thing was a gimmick I thought.
>>85886950And a "national treasure" if we are led to believe
Wonder if Ruth ever went to Alton Towers.
>>85886971I will never believe he's straight. If it quacks like a gay nonce for 20 years. It's a gay nonce.
WoW tomorra
>>85886991>screamingly funnyTrying to tell if it's screamingly funny makes me think it might actually not be
>>858870192005 is dead. It's not coming back. WoW Forever will just be like WoW Classic. Gold buyers, power levelling, gdkps etc
>>85886991A bit of a trek from York. Flamingo Land and Lightwater Valley are her local parks. I bet Paul has taken the family to Florida before though. Middle class people always seem to have been to Florida and love bragging about their time at them shite Disney and Universal parks.
Can't even edit the Wikipedia for Walliams since 2020.
>>85886992I think he's just a giga pervert. He'd find a way to sexualise any living being.
>pay millions to keep your name out of the press>claim your mental elf is bad so you can't be put on trialFucking tiresome isn't it.
>>85887034Another one that suspicious character called 'Philip Cross' is defending?
>>85886521Looks beautiful that de lad. Enjoy.
>>85886451That's already happening lad. Big companies like Nintendo and Sony are selling game cases with download codes inside so really it's a digital copy.
>>85887029A trip down south during school holidays for a week is not uncommon for northerners. I expect Alton Towers is one of the top places to go. It's also the best park in the country.I'd say Disney World is what working class families would think is the best destination ever. Middle class people will want to take their sprogs to more historical destinations like Europe to educate them about the world. Disney is just artificial. Going on a Virgin flight is hell.
>Getting nonced in David Walliams world What a life
>>85887029She probably went a few times as a kid. Every one has surely been to Alton Towers, Chessington or Thorpe Park growing up.
It was a different time back then. Throwing out stereotypes is now racist.
When I was a kid I went to Gulliver's world.
Homeward bound aren't I? I'm homeward bound. Am I going home? I definitely am. Going home might be for me but it might not be for you.Spent hours at sea. Just want to get in to his comfy gaffe and cook some food and set up his new portal. He didn't find the main trader Haldor but managed to return a trunk of goods to Hildir.Need a nice sulphite free mead and a proper dinner that isn't dried fish.
Put the fries in the bag little lad
>>85887150Sadly whatever he eats will still smell of dried fish and that's not lush at all. Still, he lookin' lush, lookin' strong, and lookin' 5x smellier. Chopping trees across the afterlife might not be for you, but it's definitely for him.
They only opened Gangsta Granny a few years back at Alton Towers. Why on earth would they close it so soon? Usually things stay up for 15-20 years.
Went to the seaside today with the dog. Was lush x
>>85887093"No Touching" signs inside the attraction.
Alton Towers is just a grim version of Disneyland.
>>85887171The smoked fish diet making him stink but he can put the fishy/shitty menu behind now he's finally put his feet on terra firma. Pork and bacon and minced boar coming on strong now. He get himself a kebab from the village.>>85887193Looks beautiful. Silver crested waves.
>>85887021It was funny to bookworm lasses growing up in the 2000s and 2010s. Obviously you know it's shit once you're an adult.
I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the ribs.
>>85887215a good kids book should be fun for all ages
>>85887208you only say that because sean didn't invite you
>>85887218Roald Dahl was good. Used to love his books and film adaptations...especially James and the Giant Peach. He even wrote Bond scripts.
>>85886991The kids didn't think it was screamingly funny did they?
>>85887193Always think the seaside is nicer out of season when people aren't there. Got to enjoy it while it lasts cos they're going to spoil every spot of coastline with wind turbines soon.
>>85887058Yeah saw something a bit back, one of those companies saying they understand people want to collect physical copies so they'd release a game with a bit of cardboard with a download code on in the case.
>>85887193Nice one, looks lush. Be careful with nasty looking algae and your dog.
new walliams/ruth themed edish>>85887272>>85887272>>85887272
>>85887213I heard Valheim is a bit like RuneScape in some ways. Has an interesting look.
Bet he enjoyed that day with very much.
