Screamingly funny edition
on the last edition of britfeel...>85881019
Corr finally home. Nothing feels better than four walls when you've been exposed to nothing but shearing and cold winds.>>85887282It's a little grindy like Runescape but far more open ended; especially with mods.
HE'S MINE, BABY!
Grandma got us BUGGIN' off the wock!
David Walliams introduced Tony Blair at the 'jewish News Night of Heroes' awards ceremony in London 2018 where he was the compere. Numerous zionist causes were supported on the night.The evening was sponsored by 'israeli' billionaire and gambling promoter Teddy Sagi.
I GOT ME BEANS.I GOT ME FILTERS.I GOT ME COFFEE.BUT I AIN'T GOT NO WATER.*CLOSES SHOP EARLY*
Do you think he enjoyed this day?
>>85887304Being racist was funny in the 2000s. Being a sex monster was not though.
think i will sleep nowearly but been at the pilspost could coule tomorrow like it's been at 9-19 beforeso you never know do you? you don't do you?night to all
>>85887321He was probably thinking about how much he'd like to pack some fudge.
PLAY THE THEME TUNESING THE THEME TUNE
>>85887321That fat girl definitely has 3 sprogs by now living off child bennies.
https://youtu.be/CUWvLy1hrHw?is=IHncSwuzjhODtG24
>>85887333By the looks of it she's pregnant with her first in that image.
This is just over a year ago.David Walliams appearing in a crowded theatre of children dressed as his character 'Super Dave'.He has what appears to be a full erection he is proudly showing off.https://goyimx.com/UnityNewsNet/status/2117653026420744511#m
>>85887333Little lad probably walking around talking gangster with a machete town his trackies.
>>85887333More cushion for the pushing init.
>>85887317Sometimes I wonder if WW2 going the other way really would have been beneficial long term.
Cooking up that fat kebab aren't I? We got all the gubbins; turnip, carrot, doner deer meat, chillis and honey. We living that rich Viking life.
>>85887345What a fucking creepy nonce. Hope he gets battered in prison.
I have no idea who it is. There's been so many nonces and rapists in the British celebrity world. It's all so tiring.
>>85887345But what about his mental health? Talking about the bad things that he did could make him do something, and he is in a "vulnerable" state.
>>85887345Unless he's just very well hung he seemed to have an erection suspiciously often around children.
>>85887390So he's preventing the trail from being exposing his name but after the trail he will be exposed anyway? Whats the point in that then?
>>85887369Corrr, that looks lush. He eating like a king. Maybe SeaSideViking is even better than SeaSideOmar.
>>85887302Some mong tried attacking my low level character but I got further down the map where he raged at me because you can't attack them down there. That's my only memory of the game.
>nike proprobably a trash slag now.
>>85887345>>85887400Put the cunt in a brazen bull.
>>85887345tbqh i might be missing it, but this looks just how Burt Ward looks as Robin.your bits go SOMEWHERE
>>85887402He can still appeal it and is hoping one last attempt it will work in favour of his "mental health".
>>85887415They built one of these for a Saw movie. Kino
>>85887415>>85887425Personally I'd go for pushing him into a confined space where he can't move at all, all darkness and just let him rot. That's the more humane thing.
DriveScore suddenly closing. I guess it wasn't profitable.
>>85887317His sidekick Matt Lucas is another Harrison Ford - someone who you didn't know was Jewish until you checked the 'Early life' section on Wikipedia.
My local pizza/kebab place is a front for organised crime. They make a good pizza and kebab though, and they always throw in free shit so I'm not complaining.
>>85887272screeeeeeeaminglEH foonEH
>>85887440Retarded idea, seriously.
>>85887451Indian takeaways will throw in free shit too
Can't believe walliams cannibalised those kids at alton towers or something.
Follow the lovely man and smile for the photo please.
>>85887462Well, giving people who drive carefully lower insurance is a good idea. That's why black box insurers exist. I think maybe the problem was recording it via people's phones wasn't very accurate.
>>85887496Here's one of the kids after THAT tour.
I thought Walliams was gay like Matt Lucas
Bet poundlass is gutted that David Walliams is a raving pedo
The heating on in an empty house.
Gape Walliams' arse until his shite comes out his mouth the dirty NONCE BACON BONCE!
>>85887334What's the point getting injunctions? It just makes you seem more guilty.
>>85887517Know what makes you seem more guilty? Having your name associated with the crime
Sulphite free mead coming on strong. Lots of lovely brews for his searches across the afterlife. >>85887405Got to take the game nice n' slow. If you're solo I really recommend you set combat to Easy - getting one shotted is not fun.
Bet Matt Lucas is feeling a bit awkward now. No more tv appearances for him for a while, guilt by association
What's your body fat cut off for a woman? For me it's 20-22%
>>85887535I prefer the fat on so they get nice and crispy
>>85887535I'd fuck anything. Right randy bastard I am
>>85887535haven't even got the testing kit
Wasting your one life as a hollowed out homunculus slave golem that exists as a vessel for temporary artificial dopamine spikes.
>>85887327You in particular. Sad sight. Not cool or edgy or interesting. Just sad.
>>85887549I take calipers on a date. Not wasting my time if she doesn't make the cut off. They all wear baggy clothing these days so you have to be careful.
>one lifenot very respectful to /britfeel/'s buddhist community
>>85887510She loves and supports men that abuse women. Bless her.
Not sad in a tragic Kurt cobain wasted youth wasted potential way either btw. I know there isn't one descriptive term you won't romanticise and imagine you're the "deep" version. Sad like watching a tramp piss himself in the job centre. That kind of sad. No more or less.
>>85887565Whats up lad? you seem to be having a bit of a melty, everything ok at home?
When they went to the moon they took a buggy with them, drove around in it, telephoned the White House from the moon, and live streamed themselves on the moon direct into in every house. Then they brought 382kg of moon rock back with them.This is what normies actually believe.
>>85887574No melties here my friend just you seething at my post x that's all x
>>85887596Ok mate well maybe a glass of water and a Snickers might help?
>>85887603Thanks you're so considerate and thoughtful x
>>85887595*sparks you out*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKBptu4nFMs
Have to admit lads I like greggs lass more than ruth even though she's older. She seems more genuine.
Walliams scrolling /britfeel/ in his private hospital room.
>>85887631Isn't Greggs lass the extremely ugly one that looks disabled?
>>85887648No that's Poundlass or wops. greggs lass is a beautiful rose.
wee lad on how is dire little attentionfag campaign
So did Ruth cheat on Will or did she break up first for her new older bf in a band? Bet she made some excuse before breaking up just so she could be with another lad.
>>85887531He's on Taskmaster to continue his reinvention. It's all orchestrated to distance himself from DW.
>>85887700oh i thought it was to make money
>>85887682No she is not. She's hideous and looks inbred
>>85887352>townbrav
Matt Lucas is gay and he will have done a lot of disgusting and immoral things.
see its called doctor strange right because the bloke is a doctor and he deals with like strange stuff happening
>>85887707As if she'd be interested in you anyway dosser scum. At least she is working hard doing a job she doesn't really like. She's a good person unlike you.
it's really the 'thinking mans' MCU film
NOT A FUCKING CURRY IS IT LIDPROPER WATERY NASTY SHITE DE LID I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT EVEN IS.CALL YOURSELF A COOK? THE ONLY THING YOU'VE COOKED IS YOURSELF YOU WUCKING TWAT YOU SCUM SUCKING CUNT TWIZZLING BASTARD. WHERE'S THE FUCKING GHEE AND ASFOETIDA DE LID? WHERE IS IT YOU UTTER FUCKING CUNT DE LID ARE YOU PULLING MY WUCKING LEG WITH THIS CROCK OF DOGSHITE.NOT A FUCKING COOK HERE IS THERE YOU CUNT DE LID.
>>85887742Right she's a good person because she works at Greggs. Real Mother Theresa isn't she
>>85887749She's a lovely, kind lass. Ideal gf to go to the museum with.
>>85887321I would be ashamed to have a daughter that overweight. I would feel like I have failed as a parent.
>>85887745Hehe nice one.It is true though. It may seem harsh but if you went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a tandoori curry and they came out with that, you'd send it back and leave without paying.
>Ashamed of having a fictional fat daughter>Not ashamed of spunking millions of unborn kids down the toilet
>>85887745Nasty nasty nasty little lad you've got there, he even looks evil. Get that demon out of your house ASAP
>>85887791I don't look anything like that actually
DVDlad cooking up tandooris not even denying it now. Probably ate it with his hands.
>>85887745My curry was nowhere near that watery. I added some coconut milk to thicken it up after my pic. It were lush and creamy.
>>85887837I am not Indian.I love Indian curry.Both of these things are true de lid. Simple as.
>>85887783Yeah mate because the concept of a restaurant is that you pay to have food cooked better than you can do at home
Wateriest wurry I ever saw. It not rite
>>85887697His cover photo on Facebook is still this. Perhaps they're still together?
>>85887858They are very size mismatched. She looks like a child standing next to him. She should be with someone closer to her height.
>>85887853SRK the king of Bollywood saar.
>>85887869He bends her over the bar and shoves his cock in her beer fart anus. Corrrr, nice and yeasty and hoppy and lush.
My teeth are fucked, lads. No way of going about it.
>>85887853Never posted a food pic on here in your life the first time you do it looks like the family potlock down the slums of Mumbai. Sus.
>>85887889I actually have posted food before and years ago I used to post my used tea leaves when I was doing the tea gimmick.
>>85887878She shouldn't be drinking so much beer. She is putting on weight. And she shouldn't be doing anal.
>>85887894She's always liked having her fudge packed, that's nothing new.
>>85887893>the tea gimmick QRD?
Here is a picture of some tea I posted here over six years ago. I've been here too long, lids.
>>85887941And this was it before it was brewed. Actually can't mind what tea this was I was drinking. Looks like a blend.
>>85887955Why do you put toenails in it? Seems like tea would be better without toenail clippings.
>>85887972Back to drinking your dust lad x
Watching american pie aren't i lads. Its just like us. Couple of young and free lads just trying to get laid
joining the army so you can still be the biggest, just outside of a school setting
>>85888054Just go the gym and be the biggest that way
shooting a grenade launcher into a middle-eastern child just so you can be the biggest still
Just bought a "small" portion of chips from the chippy. Thr portion is huge lads, i only wanted a few. No wonder everyone's overweight
Threads like a dead horse, wrap a bit of minge about it
That new OoT remake looks a bit shit, doesn't it?
This wasn't my best gimmick to be honest. DVDs have definitely been my longest gimmick. I have been in Britfeel for over 10 years.
>>85888091Looks good i reckon
The only Zelda I genuinely enjoyed was Breath of the Wild. I've played most of them and they just don't suck me in.
>>85888093Oh my days what a sad little life you mong
Ordered too much food again. Can't wait to throw it all up at 3AM.
>>85888113Lad i feel sick as well. Gotta a massive noodle box then thought chips would be a good idea. Binned most of the chips, what a fat bastard i am
Might have a pwopah watawy cuwwy
>>85888090it'll get better if you fuck offtry itoff ya pop x
My curries are are so thick they're almost solid. I am a real man.
>>85888124absolute state of younot even worth telling you to have a fucking wordBEYOND REDEMPTIONyou disgust me
>>85888132POP KNOB IN FANNY, NOT UP THE ARSE
instructions unclear, got my thumb stuck in my own arse
>>85888140THERE IS REALLY NO NEED TO SHOUT, YOU RUDE CUNT
Lads my cat ate a chip, will he be ok?
>>85888172what type of chip?
>>85888178One from the chippy
>>85888185he's done for
I want to have sexual intercourse with a woman in bed
f for mr whiskers
If you like amateur porn you've likely masturbated to an underage girl.
>>85888215I only masturbate to British milf porn
I only masturbate to pornographic aactress upon receipt of proof of ageYes the law in America is that producers are required to retain this information in their records.
Ruth's genitals
>>85888306I reckon her crow's nest would smell decent
Stinky muff flaps
I only masturbate to Ruth
>>85888215What about amateur granny porn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzyex5t3_5E>Bollocks status: Done in.
>>85888399Well it doesn't matter as its all on for free isn't it
>>85888399Imagine even giving him a thought. Your life must be boring as fuck. How many friends have you got?
>>85888411Close mates? I'd say 3 sound lads I've known since school.How about yourself?
>>85888425What would your 3 best mates think if they knew you agonised over the life of a bloke from YouTube?
>>85888480Probably wouldn't have much of an opinion, why would they?Do you feel constantly judged by your friends? I notice you refused to say how many friends you have
My cat would probably beat up your cat
>>85888425Not had a friend since college. I left in 2012.
>>85888503How do you know if I have any friends to feel judged? Is that what you'd feel if you had any?
>>85888541Doubt it, my cat is a bruiser. Farm cat, Bengal cross. Proper hard nut, seen other cats afraid of him ( I'm to a bit, frankly)
>>85888551Never said they do mate, asked you a few times quite politely how many friends you have but you refuse to answer for some reason
>>85888582If I have more friends than you, how would you feel?
Twollmong is genuinely a mong. Kek.
>>85888595I'd feel exactly the same you felt when you asked me how many friends I have
>>85888613Shame, you'd feel shame because you have none.
why do they call 'em fish n cheaps if they are fookin expensive?
>>85888624If you say so, sorry this a big deal for you. Maybe you shouldn't throw stones if you live a glasshouse though
Got some chores left for wednesday-on-the-nazeDon't iPhwoarX
Heard the plane crash the other day was actually piloted by a man. Funny how some lad on here was saying it was because it was a woman pilot who "overreacted" and crashed it
The only positive affirmations i get are from lovehearts
>>85888705The copilot was a young womanNot clued in to aviation to know how much control a copilot has though
>>85888705Just want her back, not right
>>85888705Imagine how much of a fat sadsack you have to be to simp on here of all places. Who do you think is reading this you're trying to impress?
Boxroom dossers when the plane they're in is plummeting towards the ground at 30,000 feet per minute
im starting a new optimism and thankfulness grind; today i am thankful forcozy warm flat all to myselfjob i dont hatepeople are sometimes nice to me what are you thankful for lads?
>>85888801Not really simping is it mate? Just not chatting shit to impress my incel mates
>>85888858You are simping and you know it de laf hope you get some pussy from your 4chan posts lol x
>>85888895>women is le bad because no sexFuck off mongboy
>>85888411More than you, fucking mong.
serves me right for trying to be optimistic on britfeel
Might just get drunk tomorrow. Haven't been drunk in years
Chappel Roan has a nice bum
>>85888998Oh yeah, I forgot to reply. Sorry.It's a small story, niece had a growth on her pituitary gland, had to go through chemo when she was about 3-5, she's had a MRI tests lately and it's not grown anymore, so she might be ok, and I'm thankful for that.
>>85888924Little temper tantrum from the white knight lol lads like yourself always have anger issues
>>85888705She did overreact, that's just a fact. Listen to the audio.
>>85889024thats amazing! every second is a gift, hopefully she makes the most of it
Ugly faggot pretending he cares about post partum depression trying to eke out a crumb of pussy lol
Weak bait night I see. Kek.
Still can't work it out lads. Why did he do it?
Still can't figure it out lads, why'd he do it?
anybody watching the american midterms ?
https://youtu.be/QNujKHx6vOI?si=PPCPOh1PBTBRwRe2What a good score
I'm not proud of the things I've been masturbating to lately. My life is in a downward spiral.
>>85889165What you been masturbating to lad?
>>85889123Nah, whoever wins, the white race loses.
>>85889165it's never too late to make a positive change you just need to want it
>>85889165Was it THAT video?
>>85889043She was hurling down towards the earth at 700mph, you'd have been sharting your Y fronts little lad
>>85889165Just stop wanking to trannies me lad
>>85889183Nah I don't find THAT video arousing
>>85889201Helper loves THAT video.
>>85889187Nah I'd be like "ooo im about to die that's interesting" simp
>>85889187She was probably thinking about how she'll never be able to ride Jamal's 12 inch African meat wrench anymore.
Helper is the best of us. We all could learn from him.
>>85889223Have a bit of class ladd
>>85889043The fact is you just hate women
>>85889066She's only 8, but yeah she's loving life.
https://youtu.be/tto_nmsND_o?si=jGL09KVd1SVCZNh-
Helper stands with David Walliams.
Reckon Noel Edmonds is a wrongun as well.
>She's only 8
>>85889300Show some class lad
>>85889300Only someone with those sorts of thoughts themselves would think someone talking about their 8 year old niece was in any way sexual or suggestive.
Meanwhile the male PILOT was doing a prayer while she was relaying the situation to ATC
>>85889313Smart move getting god involved. Fucking women amirite
>he's still simping for a dead woman who died screaming hystericallyNARM
>>85889341YARM
YARP x
>>85887858Zoomers use Facebook now? She is very comfortable with another lad. He's going to be heartbroken.
Can't believe this sweet rose spends 6 quid on a bus but not use her car. Driving must be quite anxiety-inducing for her. Bless her.
>>85889400I'm sure he'll find someone else. He's tall and good looking.
>>85889428Can he grow facial hair yet?
Auditing was a mistake. The rozzers are the reason I can't get a job now. Fuck 'em.
I'm going to fucking call them scum up now and let them know how I feel. Just need to ensure I don't cross the threshold for "malicious communications" or "wasting time".
>>85889427Bet she's got a gorgeous little tuppence
Watching these bints go shopping and you realise how so much money people waste on an average day. I guess it's their dopamine rush and something to do.
>>85889455She'll have fucked up asymmetrical roast beef.
>>85889455I'm sure it's naturally lush for a 25 year old woman.>>85889462Hopefully not. Sometimes you do get surprised though when watching amateur lasses strip off expecting a perfect innie.
Deliberately eating shit food cooked in plastic to try and shorten my lifespan
Imagine discovering anonymous men posting photos and talking about you years later on some weird archived 4chan thread.
>>85889547Ruth has known about this place for years. That's why she quit YouTube and deleted most of her online profiles.
>The fact is you just hate womenSo true xe/xister
andy the kfc nonce
>>85889573Ruth is weak and insecure about herself then. Well at least she's discovered drinking and partying. So it's probably much better for her now.
>>85889595I think most girls would probably be troubled to find that they were a subject of daily discussion on an anonymous imageboard, especially considering the personal and sexual context of some of these posts
morning allcouldn't sleep much since >>85887327 despite the zopies + diazoskeep thinking about aliens and stuff
Ruth never consented to being in ruthmong's thoughts.
moral quandaries
corrr Hammerfell, is it?suppose the technology's not there for Valenwood yet. and people probably don't want to have to check their calendar to see which towns are where atm.
Loads of games now playable in browsers. Interesting development. Copyright laws will probably put a stop to it before long.
any guesses whoch celebrity they talkin bout? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqglwjdgg045o
>>85889771how do they keep getting away with it?
>>85889775Who else but Walliams
>>85889775been a mystery for weeks lad, the internet is famously good at keeping secrets>allegations that the man abused his status to engage, or attempt to engage, in "inappropriate sexual activities with a large number of girls and young women".although in all this mess, i didn't clock this detail. i did just assume it was lads wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1veF_lrvij8
wonder if they talked about animesi can see Burnham watching Perfect Blue and the Ghiblis, dunno about Keir.
I'm on a plane i can't complain
Just woke up. #sad
Layne Staley had such a great voice
>>85889899iktf.hoping i'll re-sleep (classic Alien 3 style) until the post arrives (classic Alien Resurrection style)
strange time to be awake but alas here i am
>>85890005>90005omd it is over 90,000
an older kid on MSN told me that Sephiroth's theme song went>Cephirus! Cephirus!because that was the name of a god or demon or somethingalmost 25 years later, i wonder how he came to that conclusion. he just wouldn't accept MY theory that it was>Sephiroth!since that was his name ( ._.)
>>85889797>>85889791kek its kinda embarassin' that whole internet seems to know its david walliams yet hes doing this and even tried a suicide defence
>>85890043Huw Edwards all over again innit.maybe it's genuinely gotten to him (it probably has), but it feels like the world has changed. Hitler put a bullet in his brain because he knew he was fucked.i'm a male and i wouldn't go down with the Titanic all stalwart and stoic. i'd be flopping in the sea in a mad panic until i drowned. feels like that's the norm nowadays.(and that's just a bad thing by happenstance. for a wrong'un, the best case scenario is the truth comes out and the law is applied. prison for pederasts that's what i say)
Trump is going to have a melty
back to sleep for megoing to rest until i am awoken by a loud noise classic Elder Scrolls IIII: Morrowind style
>>85889690I'd be impressed if some lasses found me attractive and talked about me online.
Trump really fucked himself with the Iran war and oil prices.
Good flickberg this wasWas it not
>major happening>HHL nowhere to be seen
I'm completely unhinged bumping Bolt Thrower rn
Ruthmong has no shoes, the Horde has no shoes. It's over!
Thinking about ordering some maccies for brekkie. Them sausage and egg muffins are 3x lush
>>85890980He can get shoes but you'll always be a mong
>>85890980No shoes because going out is pointless for me. Some people just aren't needed. We have too many people in England. Let the immigrants slave.
>>85891018What about mental health walks?
