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Anonymous Archived
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 No.85888315 Archived
you wake up tomorrow and this is your gf, what do?
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Anonymous
 No.85888320
 No.85888320
>>85888315
Monkeybranch by promoting myself as taken and taking the first non-obese girl that bites
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Anonymous
 No.85888328
 No.85888328
I can't imagine what I would ever do with a girl
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Anonymous
 No.85888335
 No.85888335
>>85888315
unzip her pants, then be disappointed she doesn't have a giant futa cock
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Anonymous
 No.85888338
 No.85888338
>>85888315
I'd ask her what's up with the situation because I don't imagine this was her idea either.
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Anonymous
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>>85888315
Have sex with her whenever I have the opportunity. Currently being a NEET that would be every hour.
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Anonymous
 No.85888489
 No.85888489
>>85888315
Fuck the ever living shit out of her.
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Anonymous
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 No.85888495
>>85888315
Plant my face between her giant gazongas and PPPBPPBPBPBPBPBPBBBBBB
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Anonymous
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I HAD a gf who looked like this then ruined herself with ozempic and a gastric bypass, so I'd just be happy to be back where I started with a slampig gf again and that the nightmare was finally over
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Anonymous
 No.85888661
 No.85888661
>>85888315
kiss her on the forehead and ask her what she wants to eat for pre-breakfast
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Anonymous
 No.85888700
 No.85888700
>>85888315
I would never be in a relationship with a nigger. Just a personal preference
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Anonymous
 No.85889124
 No.85889124
>>85888315
stick it in her ass
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Anonymous
 No.85889228
 No.85889228
>>85888315
Ask her if she ever played Ocarina of Time as a kid so I can gauge if she has a soul or not.
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Anonymous
 No.85889239
 No.85889239
>>85888315
try to have sex with her and get too nervous and then say sorry and start crying
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Anonymous
 No.85889507
 No.85889507
>>85888700
Shes not a negro
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Anonymous
 No.85889555
 No.85889555
ask her for money
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Anonymous
 No.85889561
 No.85889561
>>85888315
Plap plap plap plap plap all day and night
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Anonymous
 No.85889565
 No.85889565
>>85888315
Attractive apart from being overweight, clothes fit well, she took the advice of normies to spend time on clothing and hair. Feel bad for these people since they put in effort but people lie so much about what to eat. Most naturally skinny people are not health anyway, they just have a low drive for food.
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Anonymous
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>>85888315
Start plapping obviously
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Anonymous
 No.85889608
 No.85889608
>>85888315
Dumping her unless she's dressed up for Halloween. The weight I can handle. Looking like a ratchet ass whore as her regular style is a deal breaker
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