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Just think, this time 421 years ago the lads were buzzing with excitement.

What on earth upset that wee lad so much last night

>>85892891
What lad are you talking about big lad

>>85892891
Which one lad? x

Infidelity should be a prosecutable offence and there's no coherent or well-intentioned argument against it being as such. Marriage is a social and sometimes religious commitment, but it is also a contract and should be enforceable by law.

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they were good books, these. always remember the Blitz one that was surprisingly nuanced for a kids' book.
>SOME Londoners robbed and raped during the Blitz
>the DRESDEN FIRE BOMBINGS were not rite at all

that sketch show they did is breddy gud, but does anyone remember this cartoon? with Fry from Futurama?

>>85892907
only female infidelity, male natural biology is built around breeding multiple women

Getting real cold lads

>>85892907
In France, paternity tests are illegal and you go to prison if you have one done. They've literally codified cuckoldry into their laws.

>>85892891
Republicans losing in the midterms

Five favourite biscuits in no particular order:
digestives
bourbons
custard cremes
hobnobs
viennese fingers

Russell Brand getting life in prison isn't rite lads.

>>85892930
No cookies? No jaffa cakes?

>>85892934
chemical castration would serve the public interest and be cheaper

>>85892943
He likes sex, Big deal. His problem was shagging fat feminist cunts. They love a good old witch hunt. They love everything to do with witches. "We are the daughters of the witches you didn't burn" I hear them say.

>>85892937
cookies are overrated
leaving aside that jaffa cakes ARE cakes, they're vile

>>85892943
His willy is too small, the doctors couldn't confidently inject it with the eunuch chemicals

>>85892957
Could get him back on the heroin, didn't he do whole stand up bits about how it gave him ED?

>>85892949
>"We are the daughters of the witches you didn't burn" I hear them say.

2spooky.
but if that means witchery is genetic, are they saying we should burn them?

So how does chemical castration work? Is it a one and permanently done type deal or do they have to keep taking meds for life?

>>85892949
Actually his problem was shagging underage girls. He's a nonce.

>>85892966
I think they have to keep taking meds. And if they don't, they go to back to prison.

>>85892970
They wanted it. Underage groupies are a thing. He IS a nonce and there ARE underage slags who would sleep with him and then regret it later. Two can be right at the same time.

No really, what is the point of the commonwealth? As far as I can tell they get easier immigration over here, voting rights even when they're not resident and routine financial assistance from us, but none of this is reciprocated and we get nothing else besides that. Literally what the fuck is the point? Cut them loose, that's what they want, right? Decolonisation. Alright then, decolonise. Cunts.

Any lads playing ocarina of time tomorrow?

>>85892984
Well thats interesting because now he regrets sleeping with children to

>>85893004
don't have a Switch 2, me ;_;

i swear, the first Switch felt like they were saying
>OK, we're not just doing Game: Rerelease: Deluxe Edition this time around
then went right back to it. the Skyrim jokes have happened to Breath of the Wild.

Got poo on my hand and it smells like poo.

>>85893004
TheGebs24 on YouTube said OOT has DESTROYED GTA VI. So yes, I will. GAME OF THE YEAR.

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mind you, i hope it's fun and people have fun. OoT had stuff that could be improved.

weird plastic doll Link freaks me out but Wind Waker was weird at first, so who knows.

i just don't get how every Nintendo thing gets 9/10s from all the magazines/websites. you wouldn't knock points off BotW for the voice acting or the slowdown?

My spark frog absolutely hates curry.
Try and give him one and he'll spin your jaw saying he 'doesn't eat worrin muck'

>>85893052
He is a good lad and a sensitive young boy

>>85893033
>YouTube
>DESTROYED
I always chuckle as this ridiculously overblown use of destroyed. Proper smooth brain move, every time.

>>85892984
>They wanted it.
Nonce coded post

>>85892985
The reparations schtick is really tiring at this point. There's no real reason for the commonwealth to exist, it just benefits them by allowing them to grift us continually. It's boring honestly, just wish they'd at least be open about it rather than clouding it in gay anti-raciat language. The only thing more pathetic is that some people at the top of our country take them seriously. They asked for something like 10 trillion dollars in their last reparations manifesto. It's all just a big joke, but one they can use to get stuff from us so long as the important people are too cowardly to call them out on it.

>>85893077
Its a thing though. There was literal underage groupies that hung around clubs to meet musicians. Are you denying that? I wouldn't touch one with a bargepole, but if you're gonna hang out looking for dick, I'm not gonna feel sorry for you.

>>85893088
This. Do people think that 15 year old women don't know what they're doing when they lie/use fake IDs to sleep with rockstar and celebrities? Fucking spare me.

>>85893088
>>85893095
what if you asked those same girls decades later though, 'was that all OK?'

there's that Lori Maddox woman who was a famous underage groupie. in interviews nowadays, it's the classic
>as i get older, i saw it not rite, not rite at all
response.

nonceychops onna mad one

>>85893113
Lori is full of shit. She toured the country, looking for rich musicians to shag. But now that she's in her late 60s, she regrets it? Lmao. Ok. Sound.

That's women all over though, be a huge slag, and then regret it later. I knew a woman who snuck a barely 19 year old guy into her house while her kids slept to fuck him when she was in her mid 40s, She now thinks porn is evil and men are pigs.
Not a shred of irony.

>>85892494
>>85892502
Just look at the state of the thread already. It's always a bit noncy around here.

>>85893136
>WAH, DON'T CALL WOMEN SLAGS WAH WAH WAH WAH

They won't sleep with you mate, no matter how hard you white knight for them.

We really need a thread Big Baz in here to sort out all these vile nonces

Fuck this shit im getting out the transform-a-snacks

>>85893113
>response.
Regretting decisions 30 years after the fact does not mean that you did not freely make them on the moment. I regret purchases I made even just a couple minutes are making them, but does that entitlement me to some kind of legal restitution when I made the choice knowingly, soberly etc? Obviously not.
This is pure feminist psychosis in which women believe that they should never ever be held accountable for their actions, and if they decide after the fact that they don't like the consequences of their own actions then they can legally hold others accountable. It's a farce and it needs to end.

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>She was only 19 when she attended a modelling opportunity.
>They told her they actually want to shoot porn and it would only be shown in Australia
>She agreed to shoot the porn and got paid for it
>It was shown in PornHub and her friends found out
>She didn't have enough money for a lawyer so she went back to them and shot 2 additional porn films to make extra money
This poor woman was human trafficked.

>>85893180
>>She agreed to shoot the porn and got paid for it
This is the beginning and end of it. Sorry, you chose to do this you dumb bitch, you didn't have to, but you did. Nobody forced you, nobody extorted you to, you just thought you could do it and 'get away with it'. Ironically though she probably would have if she didn't kick up a stink about it.

She's good looking though, I'd fuck her.

>>85893175
Women are the victims in every scenario. They are not accountable for their own actions, and are essentially tall children.

>defending nonces
classic /britfeel/ moment

>simping for dumb whores
classic /britfeel/ moment

Got head from a jewish girl with braces. Call it iron dome.

had a great night at my salsa class last night, got to dance with lots of cute girls
why don't you virgins just go dancing?

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>usual postie
>doing his walk BACKWARDS, skipping the blue door (and all doors)

what on earth?

>>85893217
got bad feet

>it is illegal to have sex with children
/britfeel/ers have BIG opinions about THAT

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Here's the deal lads. You are transported to a massive complex. In it there's every film, tv show, book, game, music, internet, any food you could want and a gym. BUT, you have to stay there for 1000 years by yourself, you don't age. One you make the decision you can't go back on it. Would you do it?

>>85893260
I mean sure I guess, but what's the tradeoff? The way you worded it sounds like it should be one of those 'would you go through a century of boredom for a hundred billion quid?' type of FYP questions. But to me it just sounds like a fun time.

>>85893260
Definitely. Without any hesitation.

>>85893260
If it has everything then it must also have THAT video?

my body may be in a boxroom but my consciousness is in my mind palace

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>>85893260
corrr you've some good questions, you.

we sort of have that with the internet, you just go crazy without people, i reckon. say you went from consuming to producing, is that just for your own sake? would you feel satisfied?

i say no. that first Twilight Zone episode concluded a soldier would garn mental within a month of no human contact, in Groundhog Day he tries to top himself a bunch of times. 1000 years IRL? that's too much.

>>85893260
The mongs here don't need to be transported to a massive complex. They already have massive complexes.

>>85893270
Isolation would be the drawback

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don't think the postie is swinging by mine tbdesu

been at the cocaine anyway, you can't go wrong with cocaine x

>be successful celebrity, could sleep with hundreds of legal age women
>choose to sleep with underaged child instead

need hanging brought back frankly

>>85893313
In fairness he did sleep with hundreds of legal age women as well

>>85893313
the massive complex discussion is more interesting.

Drinking wine. Feeling sophisticated.

>>85893283
Let's say after a thousand years you can return to your current life

>>85893313
He slept with thousands of adult women. Some 16/17 year old women (which is legal) really wanted to sleep with him as well because he was tall/dark/handsome with dark triad traits, and very famous and charismatic.

>>85893260
No I would not since that just sounds like torture with no reward at the end plus although I will not die or age but everyone and everything that I love will grow old and die

>>85893328
Oh i was referring to david walliams

>>85893335
Oh. I don't think David Walliams has ever had his pick of pussy. But doesn't he have a supermodel wife?

>>85893324
Neck the bottle, get a glimpse of yourself in a year.

>>85893331
Sorry i should have added but while In the complex time outside is paused, and you can return to your current life after the 1000 years

Chika had sex with russell brand

>>85893342
This just seems like a really amazing deal, not sure why anyone wouldn't take it.

>>85893340
neck this *unzips penis*

>>85893349
*Appears behind you and poos on your head*

Nice try lad

All this talk of necks makes me miss him

>>85893349
>unzips penis
What is it, a novelty pencil case?
lmao.

Newfags are silly.

The teenage alkie is seething and can't get it up.

thinking about getting spit roasted by bantus again

Wonder what the Russell Brand verdict will be and when it will come out.

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*informs the apus Tinto Brass has died*

>>85893383
Tomorrow.
Not guilty would be my guess.

Having mini chicken kievs and jalepeno poppers from Tesco arent I x

>>85893004
i wish i had money for a switch2, but im neet so no money. i just wanna play smash bros online without stutter though

i only know Tinto Brass from some DVDlad haul.

not saying DVDlad is cursed, but...

>>85893431
What's your job lad? Or what was your job.

>>85893475
code monkey, whole indsutry is upsidedown atm

I can't say too much dont want gchq knowing my bisnis

>>85893500
What next for you then? Bennies?

>>85893500
Let's open a fudge shop lad, like to see ai do that

Any wow forever lads in?

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>devon gnome reserve sold to property developers
>all of the gnomes have been evicted
>room for thousands of foreign migrants
>no room for thousands of native gnomes
britain has fallen. there's no recovering from this

>>85893527
lotta fudge packers in here

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Proper dinner lads x

>>85893540
I knew you'd reply this lad, im into you

>>85893538
its gnomver

>>85893541
Hope you're at least toasting the buns and not microwaving the entire thing

I've accidentally done no nut November so far. Don't have a libido anymore with all the meds im on

>>85893541
Grim. This is how NEETs live.
Enjoy your ciders lid

my apu is devastated by the death of john frieda, his frizz ease product line was ever so perfect for his hair system

>>85893570
laughed so hard i farted

Just saved 3 quid on Amazon by using subscribe and save then immediately cancelling thanks to a lad on here. Bunson burner, nice little earner

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just watched that IGN video review of the OoT remake.

must admit it looks fun and my foot belongs in my face. i'd have to actually play it but yeah, OoT but new, mite b cool.

in the meantime i am looking forward to that Neverlooted Dungeon and that Secret of Weepstone. two very different dungeon crawlers, recommend the demos to lads who like dungeon games.

What you lads having for dinner? Steak, asparagus, sweet potato and a bit of dijon on the side for me

The 3DS version of OoT and MM are class. Will be playing those instead x

Saw that Wildwood kinomoviefilm didn't I? It was cool, stop motion kino is nice.
>>85893559
While that is sheerly incidental, I think it's quite pathetic to actually do this unironically. Not for its own sake, but the fact of following the current zeitgeist, like a slave. Like, are there really people who do these things not for the thing itself, but because "it's" "NNN"? I think it's just November desu desu.

i'll be sad when Jimmy Choo dies. his son will get money.

>>85893513
drug free for about 3 fitty. no booze either. not sure, hopefully not living in a tent, no offence to any homelessbros

Is it finally over for Jews and Zionists? Their biggest puppet has turned against them. Once the boomers die off, nobody will be on their side.

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WAPAHOLICS
DAMN FREN WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS
REAL RAP MUSIC
WE MAKE IT LOOK EASY
WAPAHOLICS FUCK WITH YOUR LID

>>85893541
luuuuush lad so ush

>>85893601
Jimmy choo II

What's in your worry hole atm lads?

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Corrrr remember playing this with my friends a young teenager. Might have to pick it up you know x

>>85893644
Proper boss game that de lid

>>85893641
I have many problem balls in my worry hole

>>85893597
Do you have a switch 2?

>>85893597
Coping poorfag post. If you could afford a switch 2 you would be playing the new one. Sorry lad but you know I'm right. No need to lie about it.

>>85893563
Nah that's Wagie slop.
Too busy working to cook kek

heavily on the wine, hate my life, so many wrong choices

>>85893666
Cope. That's what NEETs eat because they are too retarded and lazy to have a job or to cook.

>>85893660
Why would I buy a console that has 0 games? It'll be easily emulated in a few months anyway. Not playing a game that looks like an Unreal Engine fan remake.

Donkey kong bananza one of the best games in past years

Just made drunk bread, its pretty grim until you kill it with honey, then it's just strange tasting egg fried bread

>>85893673
>0 games
>I can just steal it in 2 more weeks
>unreal engine
Lad just have some dignity instead of playing this poorfag cope bingo. You can't afford the console because you're poor.

>>85893688
My computer is worth more than your car.

Simping for Nintendo now is it?

>>85893692
Yet you can't afford a switch 2.

>>85893701
I can, but why would I?

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Walliams books aren't only ones that need a rethink.

How about Grandad's Pride, the winner of the Waterstones Children's Illustrated Book of the Year Prize in 2023, one of the torrent of really disturbing books promoting chemical and surgical mutilation to children published at height of the transmania.

It includes...
a male-looking bearded character with mastectomy chest scars
two men in fetish gear kissing
a child holding up a 'trans kids are magic'

placard another drawing a poster reading 'trans is beautiful'

a bearded man in a dress

Yes, it won for its illustrations.

Waterstones have the nerve to advertise this book as suitable 'children of 4 upwards.'

Four. years. old.

The "multi-award-winning author and illustrator of children's books", author Harry Woodgate (they/them) blocked me long ago. But the publishing industry has fawned over him for years.

They have a lot to answer for. But in the years to come, as the deformed children-now-adults look around for someone to blame for their ruined lives, you can be sure they will run for cover and pretend they were only responding to public demand.

No. They are promoting it.

>>85893692
Hope you didn't pay current year GPU prices for your PC where that exact build would have been a mere 750 quid in 2023

Computer? Pft I've got a laptop mate it's class just as good as a PC anyway much better in fact :) I could afford a pc but why would I? :]

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>>85893703
>I can
Larp

>>85893704
ZOVE

>>85893710
Me also. All the games i play are like 10 years old anyway so it's fine

>>85893716
ZOVE is the nonce term for love.

I'm in love with a 25 year old rose who wouldn't care to ever date me and that makes me sad.

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>>85893597
have you tried Ship of Harkinian (OoT) and 2Ship2Harkinian (MM)? it runs natively on PC, you're not emulating a different processor and a 240p screen. modders have already ported over a lot of the 3DS changes.

luv this Nerrel guy on YouTube working on a proper MM HD texture pack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSDwwZqJ5A&t=767s
(that map is LUSH.)

the original graphics/experience will always be there, someone redrawing a 32x32 texture AS IF it was 1024x1024 to begin with is just impressive IMO.

>>85893710
>Computer? Pft I've got a laptop
You should come to my house so I could slap you around for about 4 hours

>>85893723
She's probably a fat or "curvy" Gen Z slag that secretly lusts Paki dick, or openly does. You're better off.

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>>85893328
He also liked walking around with an erection in front of children. Wrongun.

>>85893737
Wrong person. Not talking about Walliams obviously

>>85893734
Yes she does have some middle east bf lad. Bet he couldn't believe his luck. Creep.

Me? I'll be playing the shrek 2 remaster

>>85893722
And "nonce" is just about the funniest insult your people can come up with. Yes, I get it, Nigel. Ha ha.

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Fuck paying taxes towards this lot. They are taking the piss, so will I.

Love those nicotine pouches. Just get to pour nicotine into my system all day every day.

Are women attracted to armchair nonce hunters who spend 16 hours a day posting on 4chan?

>>85893746
Me? Croc 2.

>>85893686
brb gonna be sick

hhl is still a virgin
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/226004599/#226005038

Changed my mind. Not gonna go to the shops. My mouth tastes like a rubbish dump. Throat hurts. Head hurts. Fuck this cold. I'm just gonna get drunk on whisky.

>>85893760
The women don't really have a choice, English people sort of just fall inside each other and multiply

thing about nonces is they get really upset when you come them nonces

Wagies quiet quitting aka doing their jobs. Wow who honestly does more than their job description? Sad.

>>85893770
Most nonces don't care that you call them nonces. They know they are.

>>85893764
That's actually a relief. I always thought it didn't make sense that he would be miscegenating. I respect him a lot more now.

Hope he'll return to us.

>>85893760
well theres always one holding the camera in nonce hunter videos, so i guess so?

>>85893764
Does that make you feel better about being a virgin yourself lad?

>>85893769
I never asked for nonsensical twaddle, lad. Are you drunk or just retarded?

HHL is.a poor man's ebin

Want to get a girlfriend, lads? Tell the girl you like that she has to go out with you or you'll hang yourself. That's what I did x

All that's left in ny swizzles tub is parma violets ffs

>>85893785
I just 'ate the English, is all

>>85893791
And yet you're here. The English live rent free in your head.

>>85893789
>doubt.wav
Parma Violets are the best ones

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Corr, imagine the weeks and months filling that thing up.

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Chad britons vs Virgin romans

>>85893800
Did she not want the bag of semen? Not sure I understand the story

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>>85893704
do you just seek these out on Twitter for the sake of reposting them here?
this does sound dodgy. that one about the penguins? whatever. focusing on the 'lifestyle' and 'trend'? just inappropriate for the age group, might be INTENTIONALLY controversial/shocking, and then outrage is the worst response you can have.

my niece liked the David Walliams books and we read them together, they seemed fine tbqh. just wacky Roald Dahl style yarns (at least Gangsta Granny and Ratburger, dunno about The Boy in the Dress).

If only women knew what a big deal you are on 4chan, they'd be climbing over each other to get to you, eh, lads?

>>85893797
No, in actual fact, I live rent free in their country.

Lads here's the deal. You get a billion pounds but you have to live in a swimming pool full of harmless spiders for a week. You can get out the spider pool to eat and sleep, but the rest of the time you have to stay in that pool. You can back out at any point but if you do you get no money. Do you do it?

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>teaching our young'uns tigers can come to tea

AAAAAAAAAA

>>85893822
>Judith Kerr
Early life checks out

What was the best reaction you got from a woman when you told her you hate nonces and you spend all day every day on 4chan?

in Spain they sell bottles of Scotch for 6 euros.

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>The court heard he groomed the two youngsters on numerous occasions picking them up in his car and driving them to an industrial estate in Teesside where he raped them
>On Tuesday, November 3, the court heard how he offered one of the girls 200 for sex or 60 for a sex act. He called both of the girls "dirty s****" and when one asked him to stop he was "annoyed saying he was paying her for it so she had to do it".

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/snapchat-rapist-significant-risk-after-34856339

Why do girls meet up with these ugly creeps in the first place?

>>85893821
That would be pure hell, but yes, I'll do it for a billion.

>>85893837
>more concerned about that than the fact she might be a Batman villain in disguise

>>85893848
She asked if I could get Shippy's autograph

1 in 10 British people do not have any form of ID. That includes me.

>no driving licence
>no passport

>>85893850
The amount of tax we pay on alcohol in the UK is insane. Same for fuel.

For wine we get the worst wine the world can offer, pure slop, and it's sold for 3-4x what you would pay in Europe. If you buy bottom shelf wine then 60-65% of the price is tax.

Lost my vape. Going absolutely mad without it

>>85893877
Just go the citizens advice bureau lad

>>85893878
yeah you can get a half decent bottle of red in any supermarket for about 2 euro over there lmao

>>85893877
I have an old passport somewhere.

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>>85893884
Put a jacket on and get down to corner shop lad.

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Mid Welsh women will never have your sprogs.

>>85893895
I can tell this is an old picture because Glen's costs more than that nowadays. I know this because my dad inhales one of these a day.

ashamed to admit but i've started getting into vore

>>85893895
I can tell this is an old picture because thats how the progression of time works. You can't have photos from the future.

>>85893920
You did him there lad

I don't think I've drank water this year.

>>85893930
Be careful lad you don't wanna get kidney stones, they're agony

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>You can't have photos from the future.

>>85893945
Shit, you did him there lad

I went to an off licence run by pakis last year. First of all, isn't it haram? Or is it fine for them to sell it, but not drink it. They do ply white children with alcohol before raping them, so I guess that's fine in Islam.

But secondly, I felt very judged, so never went back. Will stick to the supermarket where the big-titted white girls on the self-checkout approve my purchase without asking for ID.

Thinking about that paki who showed up just to fuck with poley then disappeared forever

>>85893908
getting shared over the coffee table by the lads from the building site on a Friday evening

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>>85893952
>Thinking about that paki who showed up just to fuck with poley then disappeared forever

corr this lad

>>85893970
my-nostalgia.jpg

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When I see beautiful lasses like this I get sad knowing I'll never experience love.

>>85893970
Reminiscing about the best years of your life you spent on /britfeel/?

the HHLDF thought they were doing sean and favour by saying he has a indian gf, turns out he thinks they're trolls
When will they learn

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These mid lasses wouldn't want a lad like me.

enough cocaine, that.

cheap n nasty stuff, probably more speed than coke. makes it bloody hard to gauge though.

time to rein it in x

>>85893985
who would? even a single mum, bpd, tattoo'd hog wouldn't be interested

>>85893985
Everything about that image screams poverty

GNU/Linux all the way.

>>85893984
was it because he met that lass on Hinge and then met ADHD lass?

i don't follow /brit/ but he does actually sound better off. even if his job is just his litter picking or whatever, am i a Defence Forcer if i wish him well?

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>>85893970
looks like this lad

Stinky old personality dramafags in the house

I like the idea of anal but don't like the idea of me willy up a shitty arse. What do.

>>85893979
When I see ugly lasses like that I get happy knowing I don't have to have sex with them.

>>85893991
Yeehaw good buddy how'd he do dee?

>>85894022
Pressure wash the bumhole.

I'm an incel but I don't hate women. I understand that I bring nothing to a relationship, and I'm too scared of rejection to even attempt to enter one anyway.

>>85894022
ask that he/she eat lots of fibre in the days leading up to it, blast water up there with the shower set to the jet nozzle, and wipe using wet wipes (NOT just toilet paper).

it's a strange business but i suppose you have to accept it. this was the weirdest part of that book Crash for me, they built up to sex in car crashes by fingering each other's pooholes first (???)

>>85894041
i'd argue you're not an incel with that attitude since you're not fully involuntary celibate

If you say you got a gf, it implies you also have sex. So it's confusing...

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>>85893994
She's living a better life than you and I lad. All she does is travel constantly and is never in one place long enough. I expect she has never really done any actual work in her life because she's female and privileged.

Though she probably thinks her life is shit because third worlders have touched her up in some countries. So she is now some man-hating feminist. I had to stop watching her asmr because of her vile views on men.

>>85894041
I hate women, and with good reason.

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State of her. Fucking disgusting doing that to yourself. Can't all travel around the world can we and never work? I wouldn't call making low effort asmr videos "work". I fucking hate how females get a free pass in life and get all the support in the world. Fuck 'em.

>>85894048
>it's a strange business
Disgusting is the word you're looking for and sheepishly trying to avoid the obvious conclusion of
>i suppose you have to accept it.
Well not really. Pumping your willy full of congealed shit batty batter encrusted cum flakes is an entirely optional choice you make.

>>85893985
>>85894057
>>85894069
Need her on my cock pretty soon. She's so lovely.

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Hard life for her travelling around the world and getting a bit of flu and experiencing events we all have to face. Wow. Such a privileged little bitch. Hopefully her life is put on hard mode with cancer or something.

seethemong is NOT happy

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>>85894076
I bet she gets a lot of sex with different men on all her travels. Lucky lass.

angry virgin man, special abilities, seething about women on 4chan that don't know he exists

>>85894057
If this bitch was born on a british council estate she'd never be able to do this.

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jfc forgot what that Crash was like. the whole book really is just weird sex stuff. is the film like this?

>Well not really. Pumping your willy full of congealed shit batty batter encrusted cum flakes is an entirely optional choice you make.
yeah it's hard to see the appeal here. but then maybe that's all sex. people used to have more time on their hands, perhaps they became Advanced Sexers.

>>85894114
Is she rich or something?

>>85894120
She's just got wealthy parents. They pay for their special princess to enjoy the world and culture. She only volunteers and is never in one country too long. Been doing this since 18. Now she's like 25. I expect some simps are paying her money too.

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These snobby, privileged asmr bints only care about earning a quick buck. They deep down hate most (unattractive) men.

>>85894101
Of course she does. She's a young woman. They have access to unlimited sex on tap.

If she had been born with a y chromosome she'd be an incel posting on 4chan.

>>85894069
Lmao half the people here don't work lad

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do you have any tattoos, /britfeel/?

>>85894178
Yeah I have a few.

>>85894178
Yep got some.

>>85894115
>but then maybe that's all sex.
No not really. Normal sex and anal sex are clearly very different and that is reflected in the cross-cultural inherent disgust for the latter in healthy people who aren't abused/sex pervert rapists/porn addicts/etc and even in the sizeable group of people who wouldn't do it themselves but give lip service support to gay marriage, they don't really think through what gay sex involves in any real detail and would join the disgusted cohorr if confronted with the reality of the average gay couple spreading and licking up their own batty batter. It's one of those things we just pretend must be nicer behind closed doors than common sense would dictate. But it's not. It's often worse. You can only do so much to cover up the stench of shit and sweat.

>>85894142
I would say something like
>stop watching these lowest common denominator wastes of space
but we all know you won't, and you'll keep complaining about them here since it's an easy thing for you to do comfortably because it doesn't challenge you - at all.
Nothing will change for you.
You lack critical thought.
All the best.

Quite like those LLMshires nowadays. Quite useful insneed.
>>85894178
No. Nor would I. I just don't see the point desu desu wa.

>>85894178
Absolutely not. Proud to be pure skin.
I could talk for days about the negative effects of tattoos (both psychological and physical).
Tattoos are an NPC stamp and indicative of mental problems.

>>85894057
>out of focus photo in front of a tourist attraction
>how brave
>how unique
imagine the queue of people waiting to do the exact same commodity photo
tragic

>>85894072
>entirely optional choice
salient point
well made

>>85894182
>>85894188
Fucking men ruining their bodies and not working. I HATE all men

>>85894101
how much of a cuckold do you think you'll be if you ever find someone to be in a relationship with?

>>85894148
I expect she's fucked hundreds of lads by now. That could explain how some of these bints afford to go everywhere at such a young age in their life.

>>85894159
We don't work because females and immigrants have all the jobs now. You have a hire chance of being hired in a coffee shop or retail if you're some foid. It is ten times harder for young men.

I've noticed /britfeel/ is getting much more bitter than usual recently. It must be the SAD kicking in

>>85894196
>talk for days about the negative effects of tattoos
nah, you couldn't
liar

>>85894209
I'd have to have a good body in order to ruin it. Nobody wants a hairy lad. The only thing that's ruining my body is multiple sclerosis.

>>85894223
Yes I could. I have archives of academic studies.

who knew that lonely disaffected dossers would be bitter
shocking

>>85894219
Whatever helps you sleep at night lad

The shit, the sweat, the cum, the blood mixing, congealing into a stinking rancid molten batty batter. The homosexual retrieves a straw in order that no drop will go un-slurped.

>>85894229
nah, you really don't
more lies
in the bin with you
insufferable

>>85894192
I do try but sometimes I need to get these things off my chest or I'll get so worked up. Life is unfair and there's nothing I can do to improve it because I'm not a female.

>>85894200
Probably done with one of them 2000s digital cameras because zoomers love doing that now. Bet she thinks she is so unique.

>>85894213
It's not going to happen. No point trying to think of hypotheticals. A significant amount of men are just meant to rot doing shit jobs that women will never do, never get sex, never get relationships. It's just the way things are set out.

>>85894226
>a hairy lad
the bear community in gay land would have a field day with your hairy holes lad

>>85894230
Its pathetic really. Don't know why i post here

>>85894237
>batty batter
from the botty

>>85894244
Not gay, nothing's going up there.

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I have been thinking of running a /britfeel/ award ceremony. This will be a Christmas tradition. Who has been the best and worst poster in the previous year.

Right now, I think ruthmong is near the top, against all the odds. Helper has dropped right off, nearing the bottom. I doubt he'll get back in the rankings in the remaining 2 months.

I won't say who is at the bottom, but they probably know already.

>>85894242
totally defeated
not even trying
pathetic
the least you can do is shut up and keep your asmr observations to yourself
bringing the place down I swear
just stop

>>85894255
Hows that gonna work lad? All the best posters are just anonymous. The personalities should be put straight at the bottom

>>85894247
would a more positive general help you?

>>85894263
I like some of the posters here, just can't stand incels

>>85894259
What shall we talk about then? The poLICE?

people accuse me of being american online and then why i say im not they falsely accuse me of being indian

>>85894270
same lad, for what it's worth

>>85894262
I'll just refer to them as the lad who posts X.
There will be some overlap, but it's very likely that anyone who appears multiple times will be in a similar position.

For example, the lad who posts about checking the post every day for his drugs. The lad who says "just gotten up" (FOY) at 2am or 3pm or 8pm. The lad who posts blurry pictures of cats with deranged text for about 30 minutes and then takes a lot of ket and disappears. They might be the same person but not ranked particularly highly.

Obviously not as bad as seethemong though

>>85894271
you sound insufferable with comments like that
if you're trying to be edgy, it isn't working

>>85894270
seethmong's generic drivel is getting tiresome tbqh

>>85894270
I like incels, I just can't stand some of the posters here.

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When I was 13 I knew not to do that. I wasn't mature but stuff like getting into strange brown man's cars was surely a big no no. These low iq girls were bored of their lives at the children's home, wanted money, booze and free shit in return for being whores. Pakis didn't even have to kidnap them. Britain is so fucking obsessed with this still. Even my mum says those girls knew what they were getting themselves into, dressing the way they did, were probably slags etc.

>>85894303
can you pick out some seethemong posts here? I'm dumb and can't spot them that easily. cheerrs.

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>>85894195
>Quite like those LLMshires nowadays. Quite useful insneed.

i'm now DEPENDENT on them. back in the day, the meme term was 'google-fu' but search engines have become next-to-useless.

i didn't think i'd ever be typing questions into the box like an elderly person, and yet here i am.

>>85894329
found one right here:
>>85894329

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>>85894353
>billions and trillions spent on AI
>still tries to brick my GNU/Linux system by giving me dangerous, false commands

Fuck AI bros.

>cheerrs
mongboy

>>85894371
kek good one lad, you show him.

Ruth could've been making thousands of quid showing off her feet on onlyfans by now.

>>85894402
Why do you want to see her feet so much? Bit wrong that.
You couldn't afford it anyway even if she did show her soles.

Catberg being gay again ladds

>>85894432
My cat could spin your poof cat's muzzle

>>85894435
Don't doubt it. My cat is like a french aristocrat

Would you lads ever go on big brother? I wouldn't because i have no sense of self

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>>85894371
ho ho
my sides

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>>85894387
>retard input
>retard output
sorry to say anon but its true

nobody ever apologised to footmong for the false accusation he was the gapeposter

>>85894387
all me lad, i've been going around teaching AI that "rm -rf /*" is how you increase your RAM by reducing filesizes.

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>>85894500
oi u cheeky cunt

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i am getting absolutely TROLLED INTO THE STRATOSPHERE on /tv/.

APT is vulnerable to MITM GNU/Linux lads. Make sure you update.

using lycos to send ruth a text message

>>85894553
>lycos

gutted that Tripod and Angelfire went down earlier this year. i lost stuff that i just assumed would be around forever ;_;

>>85894538
Debian 13 here, all servers updated.

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Why not just wait till after mid terms to start the Iran war? Is Trump stoopid?

>>85894538
What does this mean for me lad? I'm tech illiterate. I just phonepost on firefox

>>85894573
because israel wanted it done sharpish