thing that will never happen editionQott: where would you bring your furute bf for your first date?Previous:>>85878091
>>85905290I'd bring my imaginary lover to beautiful fields or the beach
would you tell your dad if you got raped when you went to meet up with a guy?
>>85905290lunch and a hike around the lake
how do you guys come to grips with knowing youll never be able to lay with anyone or be held by them? looking to get over my emotions about it as it simply hurts and im tired of living in pain.
>>85905759i dont care about not being in a male male relationship. ive tried dating men and found it immediately annoying. i just regret not being able to have the normie life of wife->kids->family.
>>85905759One of thee days I'll probably jump off a building or something like that. that's the only way to make it stop for me. I'm inclined to believe you have better chances than me though anon, so please don't give up yet.
>>85905849then why are you here?>>85905853i dont. but i appreciate the kind words.
momma's boys are top cute and I wish my bf was a momma's boy
>>85903424Cuckbot in this nigs dms right now>>85903854No you can't call out cuckbot for simping for black men he will have a melty>>85903613Erm cuckbot is straight that's why he has a tiny baby clitty that can't even get hard from all the estrogen he's taking
>>85902536I wish cuckbot would stay confined to his scat fetish thread instead of shitposting in our gay thread
>>85905759By being over 18
>>85906328im 26, dawg. being over 18 doesnt change shit.
It's still halloween for me
My face looks like halloween, in fact all my being is one ugly costume
>>85905759I simply don't think about it, and when I remember that it will never happen I just do other things until I get distracted and the thought goes away
>>85905759I simply don't. I ignore it as much as I can (unsuccessfully), try to get it out of my head when I think about it, and if it doesn't work a have a meltie with varying frequency, between about each day and 2-3 weeks. I simply try managing the pain and it blows in my face sometimes.
I hope this is the last time i'll ever have to work a 10 hour shift... My feet could use a massage >.<
i wish i had a boyfriend whose need for foot massage would be to trample on me and kick me while the bitch is down
>>85905759by getting a job you lazy bum
pssst... nicebasil are you here?>>85905290this forest near me>>85905759by telling myself im already dead
I am a foid but /r9gay/ threads makes I wish I was born a man so bad. Literally all your threadpics reason with the kinds of guys I like. I wish I was born a man so I could participate in those threads instead of invading your spaces like a troon
I'm not dead yet and that's the issue. I'm un-undead. And I operate on the same wavelengths they do usually.
>>85907831smelly fujo
>>85907831>Literally all your threadpics reason with the kinds of guys I likeyou wish you were a straight male? Girl just become a lesbian
>>85907831you just have to pray you don't end up a gaycel. very grim thing to be.
where's the chocolate with whom I was supposed to go on a chocolate date?
>>85907831can you be my girlfriend? i promise i will treat you definitely like a man, just let me get to know what it's like to touch boobs and puss
>>85908398go away disgusting straggot. we don't like your kind around these parts!
>>85908549i'm not a straggot, i'm bi and i like boys but i want to be with a woman much more as of lately than with my fags, you're boring me and women are so beautiful
Storybro, do you ever feel haunted by the spirit of your late mother? I don't think I would be able to handle living alone in the family home after everyone else has moved on or passed away. Whenever the house is quiet and empty like this for too long I get trapped in unhappy memories and mourning over the family and the life I never had. Lingering unwillingly in the ruins of what could have been. I could never escape while they were alive, but the very next day after they're gone I'm moving into a van and getting as far from here as possible. Maybe I'll wait long enough to use dad's grave as a toilet before I go.
>>85908598>bieven worse. you should be shot and thrown in a mass grave.
>>85908628i don't understand why you're seething so much, i'm still gay and can be here, i just want to go out with a woman once in a while because at least i may built something that last and because i've kinda missed girls
>>85908598>bieven worse. you should be gently cuddled and wished good wishes in your family-building endeavors. <3
>>85908628Based>>85908802Cringe, kill yourself
>>85908377When did you get to go on a date?
Today I feel weird again. I don't feel light headed but I feel like I feel light headed if that makes any sense
it quiet here because whores went to clubs to get the dick today despite their usual uwu i'm a gaycel attitude
>>85909588The bottom whores will be back the next day to talk about how lonely life is because chad won't fuck them and they only had 20 different guys at the club all hit on them and they were all under 6ft tall so it doesn't count
>>85909619yeah true, and they will nag about not finding any thich 9 inchers there so they would just dump a load into another bottom
>>85909588Or maybe, like me, they have better things to do like gaming (alone in my parents basement)
>>85909823Are you a hung sweaty gamer bf?
enough wow for right now, its back to storyposting (my carpal tunnel is killing me and I can't play anymore) so what are gay boys up to this Friday night?
>>85909844Just being on the internet up until I fall asleep.
>>85909844choking on tears to music, it feels good after months and months of nothing
i want a russian/slavic bf because i'm a russian/slavic bf myself
will you squat together in addias tracksuits?
Gay couples are getting way too comfortable. I shouldn't be seeing them posting videos together, mentioning their boyfriend online, or even posting pictures together. These are not good things for gay guys to be doing especially when they are acting romantic or cutesy in them
i hope we will, i need to do squats even now so someone that understand me would be the best trainer
Sucking story's fat hanging ample full sweaty balls while he's playing wow
>>85909836I am but I'm probably not good enough for you
>>85910263I don't understand what it means anon
>>85910309Well basically I'm not chad and I know that bottoms like you are only interested in chad and that my tiny 6.5 inch gamer penis will never satisfy you.
>>85910347Well basically you assume a lot of things about other people and make a lot of assumptions and I think 6.5 is big and it's time bigger than mine but I know you already and I know you that my type will never satisfy you and I asked for a way out already and you said no
>>85910383Yeah sorry but I'm not gay and not attracted to men and I never will be and you should stop trying to have sex with straight men
why are some of you so evil and mischievous?Need a chaotic good bf
>>85910309>>85910347>>85910383>>85910480why dont you two take it to>>>/discord/
>>85910506Would you date a boyfriend that is not cruel at all and will love you wholeheartedly but only if this thought gets through his thcik very depressed at this point mental and damaged very sad head that will also be gloomy a lot of time and feel that he wants to be alone?
>>85910546why not? As long as he's a good hearted person >sadI love sadboys, I wanna hug them, comfort them, cook for them, give them a blanket, make sure no assholes ever hurt their depressed heart, never. When they smile I just melt in a puddle...not sure I can be the one to bring that smile afloat tho>and feel that he wants to be alone?If I was really that much all over him it could be a problem at times because my clingy side will miss him and just want him around, but normally I'd understand as I also want to be alone pretty often as of now
>>85910683Sounds great. One day you will find a boyfriend and will make him very happy. You are very considerate and smart
>>85907622>while the bitch is downHuh?
>>85910728dunno about smart but I do try to be considerate. This world is so cold, love is very needed Good luck to you fellow gaycel, what kind of bf are you looking for?
>>85910806I love thinking about being in love. If I could wish a bf I'd wish for one that is considerate and smart and understand and can read a room and understand that love for me is a sensitive topic because I will constantly be in throes of knowing that I can't afford his love and wanting to be fixed and knowing more about this thing that is love that he may know is supposed to be, just to at least touch on it once in my life. A smart guy that will let me know it's not cringey for me to call him all terms and expressions for someone you love even if I look dumb and stupid doing so, that will let me explain what I am and how I feel about myself. Not him because I'll mostly be very loving of him, he's gonna be an idol for me, if he likes me and if it's safe to express my love for him
>>85910846you need healing anon, I hope you can find your inner peace. But why does he have to be smart? Is it something akin to "I'm not smart so I want him to be the smart one"? Emotionally intelligent would be better, a smart bf can be very cold and not very understanding of your emotional side if he's too rational
My pc nearly exploded today, managed to pull the cable before the PSU fried luckily. >>85906254my mother has constant mood swings but I still love her
>>85910874No you need healing! We can argue on the definition of smart, whether it's a train that is related to intelligence or the skill that is responsible to the ability to use the available academical knowledge. That would be stupid of me. And yes I mean one that can rationalize and evaluate me as a person because I'm quite stupid. Come on your have some critical thinking. you are smarter than you think. If I were to wish for all the thing that I don't have the list would be insurmountable
>>85905759i saw this image and it struck me as being a very effective cope for heterocels, because it's true. i'm jealous, we have no such cope available.if we had gotten our shit together in high school, it's very likely we would have lived happily ever ever after. it's over, too late to have a kino best friend husband. what are my options, a coworker? jflto answer the question, substance abuse
best friends to husbandshusbands to husbandscoworkers to husbandsgym buddies to husbandsenemies to husbandsbrothers to husbandsfake husbands to husbandsshared condition guys to husbandsfriends to husbandspenpals to husbandsex husbands to husbands
>>85910959now tier list them and cite peer-reviewed sources
>>85911013no, i want to sleep, you do
it's too bad people don't like mebut at least dogs like me
>>85911060stunning animals
I masturbated to straight porn tonight. How do I seek redemption and forgiveness?
>>85911081all you can hope to be is honest. you already did the thing.
>>85911060https://youtu.be/NPp7bkxY4KI
>>85911081do a gay wank tomorrow to offset the emissions
not having a boyfriend is just one of the many symptoms of my own inadequacy. it hurts to not have one, but what hurts more is knowing I am not worthy of one.
I talked to an ftm the other day. It felt like I was talking to the 14 year old version of myself if he was a feminist. Strange creatures.
>>85911215if she's a feminist then why did she switch teams
>>85911215I'm fond of them. They're like toy people. The same way a chihuahua or pomeranian is a toy dog. I don't know how to explain why that's a genuinely good thing, but it feels accurate.
daddy needs a new gpu. Which one should I get? >>85911233They do this a lot, it's like a "camouflage" technique. Is the best I can describe it, their values don't change but their appearance changes into this imitiation of a male.>>85911237Yea. I used to hate them but I really don't have any strong opinions on them anymore. They're truly nothingburger harmless people. They don't really stand for anything or do anything.
>>85911250>They don't really stand for anything or do anything.To me, that can be endearing. Fat people that wear hoodies into their 30s have a certain je ne sais quoi.
>>85911250well that's just crossdressing with extra steps innit>Which one should I get?how much vram do you want, and how many kidneys ya got?
>>85911283>vramI'm fine with 12. In a normal world I'd get the 5070 but the prices are batshit insane. I got like a budget of 600 in all seriousness. >and how many kidneys ya got?2 presumably. I used to drink like 15 bottles of water a day so I'm not sure how well they work. No drugs or alcohol though.
>>85911250>>85911289If you're willing to look/wait for a deal, an RX 9070 GRE could be a good idea. It's probably the least bad value nowadays if you want to spend $600.
I just realized how retardedly dangerous I am when I get the urge to turn on the Carnegie principles. I might need a socially awkward bf just to balance it out.
>>85911177have you considered that maybe you just have low self esteem?
>>85911289it's damn rough out there
>>85911361Should I just stick to my overclocked 3060 and call it a day? I might get dual channel ddr5 and stop there. Maybe get a 3ds or switch 2.
>>85911368What I'd do if I were you is mediate for ten minutes. At the end of it, see how you feel about consooming. If you still want to upgrade after that, at all, do it now because it's only going to get worse. Not apocalyptically worse, but paying an extra $300 a year from now is a preventable humiliation ritual.Personally, I can't justify upgrading from my 6700xt, after doing some deep breathing the microcenter allure subsides.
>>85911351assume for a moment that I don't. what then?
>>85905290somewhere interesting, outside of the norm. i'd decide where once i've figured out the persons interests.
>random back/shoulder/neck pain when I'm just sittingIt's official, I've become geriatric before becoming a boyfriend.
>>85911349You're just a retard that is a cognitohazard when you're around trying to talk in a gay thread. You should go back to your bipedo straggot gen because no one likes you and there's gonna be more women and children there, the main demographic you like. Kill yourself retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK30r_SIZ-gAnd I went crazy again todayLooking for a strand to climb, looking for a little hopeBaby said he couldn't stayWouldn't put his lips to mine, and a fail to kiss is a fail to copeI said, "Honey, I don't feel so good, don't feel justifiedCome on, put a little love here in my void"He said "It's all in your head,"And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get itI thought he was a man, but he was just a little boyHunger hurts, and I want him so bad, oh, it kills'Cause I know I'm a mess he don't wanna clean upI got to fold, 'cause these hands are too shaky to holdHunger hurts, but starving worksWhen it costs too much to love
the masculine urge to become a toy for blacks and dark skinned real men
sweet mother of...if this isn't one of the hottest men of Earth
>>85913354Meow simp sissies getting real desperate I see.
>>85913906we do... all i want is a deep colored man to call daddy and learn how to be a man from and worship his BBC...
>>85913932Meow simp please try and keep your BLACKEDRAW fantasies to yourself next time.
I'm thinking DQ chicken basket for fat neet dinner tonight, need the gamer fuel. I'll play forever until my back, hands or legs hurt too much then I'll stop.
>>85913622He is. Idk where they make them so cute and big.
>tfw hungry but not hungry enough to stomach the unpleasant food that's available
>>85914399what's the unpleasant food you have?
>>85914454Basically pasta and chicken but it's greasy, tastes like nothing and mouthfeel is also not great. I'll wait some more for my hunger to intensify and then fix it up with prodigious amount of salt and ketchup or something.
All this reminds me that I tend to eat like a bum too whenever I fall into a depressive fit which happens like every week for undetermined amount of days, but that never happened when I lived with someone else/had someone over. Which is once agian proving that living with a bf is a great thing as it creates a little society in the limits of your home. No boyfriend - no food, no cleaning, no energy; only hygiene and upkeep of body at most.
I think the reason I find trans people so cool is that it seems like they're the only ones achieving their dreams and finding happiness anymore. Everyone else is so fuckin miserable and jaded.
>trans people>finding happinesslol
>>85914732does he know? does he really not know?
At least they are brave enough to make a drastic change in their life unlike me where I just sit here doing nothing.
>>85915197This, imagine being born to rot in emptiness, haha.
>>85914922>>85915137Idk, it just seems like a very hopeful and optimistic way to be. I think it's cool when people stay true to themselves. I'm so sick of people just giving up and turning bad. It's okay to smile and laugh and be silly. You can be happy. That's allowed, I'm officially giving you permission.The boss would say, 'if you're not miserable, it's because you're not working hard enough.' I think that's stupid... being unhappy is not important or necessary. You don't have a moral obligation to unhappiness. That's stuuuupid. We are not protestants. Look at me. John Calvin, key protestant reformer, "was opposed to frivolity of any kind." He would not approve of furries and transfrienders in spinny skirts and tails. We are not him. You are not John Calvin. Nietzsche would tell you to instead "slay the spirit of gravity." You know what I mean? Put on the skirt
It's pretty pathetic but there's this OF guy who i think is the cutest guy I've ever seen. If I weren't piss poor, I'd pay anything he wanted to fly him over and just cuddle for a couple days.
who will save me
>>85915433em unfortunately you're the savior. it's you. or perhaps it's rather fortunate, since you can do it yourself. the joy of freedom and the burden of responsibility.
>>85915403but wouldnt it be extremely unfulfilling to know he's only there for the money? It's paying for a lie.
I never understood being parasocial like that. he doesn't even know you exist, go for a boy who does.
so chopped I feel like a creep for having crushes on guys. It's over.
>>85915488>he doesn't even know you exist, go for a boy who doesHow does one do this if they aren't chad?
>>85915387you hope you'll find happiness in killing yourself
>>85915496Same feeling. Everyone's so pretty, even the less attractive guys
>>85915536It's like we're not even humans... are we...we're monsters and everyone should be afraid of us.
>>85915610I don't think you're that scary tho and I don't think it's so bad for you anon
>>85915387you are retarded and have no idea what you are talking about nor do you have any esoteric understanding of the human spirit, you got groomed into a pedophilic internet suicide blood cult bro LOL
>>85915628am I not that scary and why shouldn't it be that bad for me? I thought it was that bad for you as well.
>>85915700I'm lost. I just said that I think you're pretty, prettier than me anyway and you're not a monster and there has to be someone that like you...
my stepfather got angry and had a hissy fit at me because I asked if he was drunk 2 days ago
>>85905290Why are you using this wistful language how are you literally gay and still an incel
Being almost 30 and mentally retarded with no friends/connections except for an extremely loving and permissive father is a very odd situation and I don't know what to do about it. I'm old but he still treats me like his baby boy and lets me hug/kiss/cuddle him. Is this emotional incest or something? I am grateful but many times I've felt like I want a bf like him and perhaps I wound up being gay because he has always treated me nicely. Does anyone else here have this feel with their parents/guardians/close family?
>>85915792You're 30 and you're asking if its abnormal to be making out with your own father and sleeping with him?
I unironically age regress when I'm presented with extremely stressful situations, like having an argument with family. This isn't a fetish or anything I think I have ptsd of some sort.
>>85915792i don't know what to say anon. perhaps it's time to grow up and get real about your feeling for him. you should ask him to call your his good boy and get to know if he wants to be your bf next time you cuddle and kiss and plan a romantic date and end up sharing the bed.
>>85915808Okay perhaps I came across wrong But to clarify I don't make out with him. When I said kiss I meant kissing on the cheek/forehead like parents do with their children. I mean I figure it's like that? It's a habit for him to do that and for me as well since he had always accepted and encouraged physical affection of that sort when I was a kid. I know it sounds stupid. >>85915820>you should ask him to call your his good boy and get to know if he wants to be your bf next time you cuddle and kiss and plan a romantic date and end up sharing the bed.He has always praised me like that but it's probably because I remind him of himself when he was younger. I'm 100% sure that's where his affection stems from... Like father like son I guess. Also when we hang out it does feel like a date kind of. We watch movies together and order takeout and cuddle. I'm forever mad that I won't be able to recreate such a thing with a REAL bf.
>>85915844well if you remind him of his younger days and you two share the same nature of affection then he might understand where you're coming from. and since you're already on a date every time you hang out then he might understand what his big boy is missing in his life and won't really mind if there's gonna be time and place for a real kiss this time>I'm forever mad that I won't be able to recreate such a thing with a REAL bf.you have a real bf at home that absolutely loves you and knows you well
I age regress when staring at my tax paperwork
Weekend only gaycel bf
nigga really said just fuck your dad
My mother abused me after my dad abandoned me.
>>85916203you cant handle the trvth
If I had a gay robot brother we'd have a family feud almost every night
>>85916273all fun and games until some hoe ass social worker shows up at your elementary school
>>85916279What she gonna do? Take away my only guardian and love?
>>85916313that and she's gonna put you in therapy (GAY AND RETARDED) some roastie is going to cry when she finds out you have a brain
>>85916357You sound very reasonable for this topic. Are you sure you're not my distant brother from another mother and father separated at birth?
>>85916387they would separate us, typical. they need to screw up everybody's life for no reason because it makes them feel warm and fuzzy or something
>>85916417We can always move somewhere new where no one knows us and it won't raise questions, even if we magically look similar and they'd wonder whether we're bfs or brofs.
Is it normal to have an imaginary boyfriend
for me it is but we break up quite often and he yells at me for being ugly and useless
>>85916456>they'd wonder whether we're bfs or brofs.<3
>>85916508Bronon I don't understand, that a yes or a no?
>>85916543yes fuck these people they don't love us just drive
thats enough sad music for tonight
Japanese boyfriend. Japanese boyfriendu!!!!
>>85916640But would I know where to look for you and how to find you if we take out my heart leading me on? Are there any traits we share?
i suck at drawing, but im considering drawing furry porn to make money. i dont have anything against furries and have even gotten off to a lot of the more normal porn, but im seriously considering drawing whatever it takes just to make rent. i would get a normal job, but i dont think i can work it. my minds fucked, and i cant go out in public without almost having panic attacks. maybe i should just hang myself.
>>85916720jap bfs probably smell like cigarettes and snoy sauce
drinking tea tonight
>>85905290im a boy born with a pussy due to a genetic disorder, am i gay?
>>85917081You can do anything you put your mind to!
>>85917081is this an actual genetic disorder or is this you being a troon? important question.
>>85917103actual thing, i have xy chromsones but can't proccess testosterone
>>85917116AIS, huh? yeah, alright, youre fine. sounds awful. my condolences, anon
>>85917126yeah AIS
>>85917116an XY girl? weird>am i gay?do you like boys? liking boys means you're gay
>>85916777I'm quirky, have a little bit of sauce, and am proud to be an American.
>>85917116>>85917081certified gay incel.I'm sorry anon, I feel your pain.
Nothing makes me very excited anymore. Maybe it's just becoming accustomed to being mediocre, but even the small things in life used to give me a thrill. Like money. I could get a little money when I was younger and be eccastic, now I can get a reasonable amount and still not be happy because I know it won't raise me into the next tax bracket, ever. I feel like this is a good example of me being unhappy. I feel stuck on a highway with no gas.
>>85917608Turn your car into a roadblock and rob the next guy
>>85915721is there someone who likes you? because I know there's no one who likes me.People avoid talking to me, they avoid being even near me. It's like they're dealing with some wild dangerous and unpredictable animal.you keep saying that you have it so much worse than me, but is that really the case?
>>85917613That'd be mean. I do not wish to spread my suffering onto others
ropefuel night
>>85917740what if I used you as ropepuppy instead?
cumrope night
rapefuel night
>>85917116so youre basically a tortoiseshell cat
>feel like grabbing lunch at Cfa>sundayevery damn time
looks like being just a switch wont be enough with him. how do i transition into a full-time top?
I wish I was a bottom, but I don't like putting things in my butt. Having sex as a bottom sounds a lot easier
>>85917116Wait, so your body literally just remained the way it was during embryonal stage (XX expression) and nothing really masculinized?It'd nake sense you are very likely to be into guys because just like the masculinization changes the genitals it also changes the brainBut that's crazy, I've never heard of this, just the crazy and freaky-sounding chronenberg-tier stuff that happens in the human womb and developmentIt's pretty metal broSorry if this is overstepping but does that mean you literally just have a vagina that is pretty much indistinguishable from others?
>>85912440I am not him but your words hurt me, as a dude that cannot help but admit that I've been attracted to both women and men if I am honest.
>>85917637Idk what's it's like for you but the joke was that i wanted to say that i like you but i think i ruffled some feather and it's too late now
>>85918718just leave our thread delusional straggot
>>85919178what a funny joke hahaha... I have a better one... want to go out me and you on a date? haha
>>85919596Anon I'm not sure... I'm sure I want to go on a datte one day but I don't know if you'd like me, i'm unattractive after all and as much as i connect with you on this topic I still don't know if you'd look at me and think of me as something beautiful. I also need some time to prepare because if that's a date I need to look presentable and idk what to do and wear. I am clean for the record I took a bath 2 hours ago JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND
another insect successfully transported outside of my house. my dharma is improving
>>85905362No, I'd just introduce him to his new son-in-law
>>85920259would you tell yourself if your dad got raped when he went out to meet with his new son-in-law?
>>85917081>>85917116>assigned pooner at birthsome of us are gonna make it, but not you.
i'm assigned pooner at birth too because my little cocklet is oh so small
A reason to post normal willy
>>85920866Nice cock anon, do you shoot?
He says as he posts a huge one! Curious!
>>85920227I don't deserve you, sorry I shouldn't inconvenience you.
>>85920915Just tell me this whole exchange was just to troll me and break my heart and you're saying all that because you don't think i'm good, this is not the first time it's happening
>>85920881Thanks anon, but this one isn't mine. I do shoot regularly. Nice drawn man.>>85920884wdym? I think this one is completely normal.
>>85921050I dunno looks huge.
>>85921071post yours for comparison
>>85920884>>85921071Angles and perspective can do a lot of work anon, also a lot of people have their idea of what a big dick is poisoned by the internet. You can have one group say your dick is huge and the other say it's tiny and another say it's above average>t. 7" cock anon.
>>85921124post huge cock for data then
>>85921103>>85921124Sure angles and whatnot but mine would never look like that in a picure haha. You can only do so much with.
>>85921136No anon, my cock is for my boyfriend only.
>>85921150holy shit you retards are so stupid, i will tell you what you can do with it IF YOU SIMPLY LET ME SEE IT>>85921211i will never be your boyfriend and you can tell why now but if you share it or at least the tip i will send boyfriends your way
>>85921224I'm not gonna post nudes ya dingus!
How does one know if he is g a y?
>>85921224>>85921234Anons go to /hm/ and jerk off holy shit
Idk why I belive it, seems like real deal
>>85921234Since you're asking you're probably at least bi. Imo it's pretty simple, would you like to have a romantic/sexual relationship with a guy?
>>85921262I think a twink blowing me would be nice. And if he would agree letting me fuck his ass it would be okay I guess. But only twinks.
>>85921262>bi>romantic relationship with a guyAnon, I...
>>85921278See so you are at least a little bit bi, but it'd be best if you didn't worry about labels and just find and be with with whomever you want to be with.>>85921284Hey, I'm just being NOT cynical right now :)
>>85921232i'm so tired at all times, why can't i have a boyfriend like you>>85921255i don't want to jerk off i want a boyfriend or to see a real life boyfriend penis
>>85921299Okay, I won't argue with you then.>didn't worry about labelsFucking retard.
>>85921307>i'm so tired at all timesSo same...>>85921319>Fucking retardPic when mfw.
I really wish that the term incel wasn't synonymous with hate and bitterness to the average person because it would be nice to be able to find a bit of community like this but not here. But the moment you start looking for something like that instantly you're just labeled as someone that's not worth anything even if the only feel on you feel towards others is just sadness. Basically I just mourning a life you could have had and feeling sad maybe a little envious when you see people living life, but no you're evil and deserve to be alone forever.
>>85921425Once the term became more popular it also got twisted into something else, betcha most people don't even know what incel stands for.
Full balls and empty butt, a gay tragedy...
>>85921337why do you hate me so much then?>>85921458i'm not jorking this months and a week after
I've mustered up the courage and possibly the money to get plastic surgery to escape my sub3 appearance, and hopefully it isn't too late given that I'm 20, but now I have no clue where to find a decent surgeon... maybe asking on looksmax.org or something could work.
I wish I could muster up my money and go to a resort/retreat into subtropical escape vacation for men, with personal chefs. trainer, Toby Robinson and all inclusive plastic surgeons and medical staff. I shall sell everything including every internal organs I don't need and go for it. Too bad I'm extremely old too.
Got banned from ylis again for spam I'm lonely gloo at least I ate less today maybe once I am thin again I will hate myself less to the point that I can get a bf finally
its soo fun to pick the heavybag up on my shoulder and squat with it. i feel like practicing throws on something like this would be extremely satisfying.
>>85921845How did you spam an airport?
i'm gay. incel gay.
It's okay having a three digit body count. if you're clean of any STDs you're good as new
I will never date anyone with body count over 0< or anyone who ever had a boyfriend
I will never date anyone.That's it that's funny joke please laugh now
>>85921425look at the catalog though. Many people here are hateful indeed. It's not just sadness that lurks, there's something else going on here. Some sort of misanthropy
At one point I was angry, I hate the normies for being able to enjoy their lives while I stayed wallowing in my own self-pity and doubt, unable to put aside my inhibitions to do anything. I am still that way but I have drastically mellowed out in the years since.
Anon, other normies are like that with other normies.
>>85922789would you date me? I'm not a normie.
>>85910347>hung>16cm LMAOing at your life.
burgers or frozen pizza for a late fat neet dinner? I just woke up from a fat neet nap.
>>8592301816 cm is huge, what the fuck are you laught about you retard?
>>85923105according to cuckbot you need 8+ inches plus or the bottoms will laugh at you.
>>85915403Cuckbot we all know you're always only thinking with your clit and that you can't help but simp for everyone who is remotely feminine >>85915501Definitely not by fapping to blackedraw or locking their useless clitty, cuckbot>>85915813Ok cuckbot I'm sure this has nothing to do with your shit eating fetish googoogaga>>85920421Cuckbot bros it's so over
>>85921255That's a good way to make one straight
>>85923141Yeah might be. His point stand because 8 inches is much bigger that 16 cm but I won't turn down someone for having a penis smaller than 8 iches. And if bottoms laugh at 16 cm dicks then idk what will they do when they see mine that is much smaller than 16 cmoh well ahah
>>85923105>>85923172>>8592314116cm is big but not huge o algo. Huge is 20cm/8in+. Hung for me is 20cm or more. tl;dr: you have a big dick, anon, but you're not hung.
5 inch pp club, roll call
>>85923405Okay. Thanks. Whatever that means. You would like me if we had to share a sauna fr lol
Rocking a 4.5 incher here. I don't understand how some dicks get so big. I actually would not want a bf that size, I want to be able to sit down after we have sex.
i don't have a preference for size at all and no matter what i might feel about dick sizes i'll love my bf entirely for his being than his body parts but i can't allow myself to date because mine in small and others might not well the same, even if i fix my face and body. i don't want my bf to feel he lucked out :(
I just hang on, suffer wellSometimes it's hard, it's hard to tellAn angel led me when I was blindI said, "Take me back, I've changed my mind"Now I believe
uh oh frozen pizza was not a good idea, my stomach is killing me. I even had to quit wow early.
Cooking for my husband story and caring for his tummy while he play wow if only he whips it out and let's me worship and suck on his big fat swinging balls
taco night today, bring lettuce
I always get my tacos without lettuce, just beef and cheese.
i never had a taco night. or boyfriend. tomatoe tomato...
i have to control myself. i cant eat a meal until the wednesday of each week. i gotta make this 20 lb bag of rice stretch for as long as possible. after that, i dunno what ill do. i need to get job.
>>85923840me too ideally... i have some pastries back from turkiye, some tomatoes, frozen chicken, stock cubes, carrots, potatoes, peas, beans, quinoa, green beans, cheesee, yogurt, milk, buttermilk, butter, olive oil, celery, cucumbers, red onion, garlic, pumpkins, eggplants, few cartons of eggs, leaks, crackers, pickles, mustard, honey, jams, flour, salt, sugar, spices blends, tuna, broccoli. do you wanna take anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx26pjoUrm4why is this random song by one of my favorite bands popular because of skibidi toilet. I'm gonna kill myself.
>>85923876must be nice having all of that shit just laying around.>do you wanna take anythingyeah, very funny, kicking someone while theyre down.
>>85923840come eat a taco anony
>>85923889please cum over and take it all, i'm too depressed to cook anyway. i was eating ramen noodles all week and another pack of cherry tomatoes are wrinkly while i ignored them and that makes me sad
he's not coming over, right? it's been two hours haha. i just wanted to have someone over and make them breakfast tommorow, just something simple little and nice and make for someone... haha that must have been a stupid pick up line. because i don't know how to behave and socialize.... and never had a bf and will one day be 30 with no experience, ahaahhahah! oh well it's nothing new then, i had guys cancel on me, even worse it was last minute. i'll just do it for myself then. gotta get used to it even if it's been unbearable sometimes for some reason recently, only for the past 2 years. haha. it gets harder every year. what a sad stroke of luck, i envisioned my life differently when i was finishing school a decade ago. ahaha
I may have found some surgeons... with enough plastic surgeries I'll be finally worthy of a bf.wagmi.
Waa where bf I'm le lonely
finding a bf and telling him to never get cosmetic surgery because big cosmetic is another face of big pharma, so evil, and he is perfect the way he is
Ripping my whole face body to shreds with my bare hands cus I don't meet the standart of conventional men beauty and my boyfriend needs the best for him just as much as I need to suffer to my stupididty
Oooh baby i love your way(Every, every day~)I wanna tell you i love your wayI wanna be with you night and day
>wake up in the middle of the night>thinking about men>pop a boner>thinking about those men being in bed with me>fell asleep thinking about lewd stuff with them to soothe myself with a simulated orgasm
>>85924642Right on man
Why no give me attention waa
mods ban this spamming tranny
>>85924972I agree ban you right meow
>>85924783how can they be so close and not cuddled up all the time?? Maybe it's my touch starvation talking
goodnight homos, let's do our best this week as well
All my dreams been brokenI don't know where we're going
>>85925131I was thinking the same. If I had a bf I'd hover around him and grope and poke all the time.........
I'm white but I'm a short freak, and this is unironically how I think I'd look if I ever even talked with or even got near a guy I like, or any guy for that matter.
I spent 110 dollars in groceries, 25 at good will for new jeans, and 20 bucks at white castle (will get two meals from this tho) money just vanishing before my eyes.
>>85926806yah, it's a passive genocide. they're trying to cull the useless eaters by turning up the heat right before everyone becomes immortal. try not to get filtered.
>tfw no r9gay bf to run errands with
>>85926852no way my piggy ass survives then. I am the definition of useless eater.
>>85926781>ugly mutt seething at cute white boys kissingAs God intended but somewhere out there cuckbot is seething at this turn of events
I expected the brown to attack them, I don't know why.
>>85926874do you think i really deserve those words just because i'm swarthier than the usual white guy?
Haven't changed my bedsheets in over a month tbdesu
I finally bought new bedsheets because after the washing the set I've used since mom died a major rip appeared.
want to change our bedsheets every 3 days maybe a week but first I'd have to get a gayoboyfriendu
Mine have little rips all over. Aint nothin but a thang
>>85905290how do i find a bf and not just random old guys from the internetcan I find a bf among the random old guys?
>>85927014This one practically ripped in half. It was on the bed for almost 4 years straight, and I probably had it for 20 years before then.
>>85927025I'm a fat old neet of 34 years with a castle and fortune be my concubine
>>85927033RIP ol' reliable </3
>>8592704636, not 34, keep up on your storylore.
I'm lonely sniffle why nobody love me
Gotta love yourself before anyone else can love you.
>>85927169Normie drivel that's not real
I wonder what's up the finnish possum lover. i saw him post earlier.
>>85927142I'd be able to love you but you will never love me and that's a good thing even tho eventually my simple logic will win over because it will tell me that it's not worth pouring my love into you continuously because no matter what it will never be reciprocated and at best we will become just house mates
I hope meow stops posting I don't wanna hear cuckbot fantasize about eating pozzed blacked cum out of his prolapsed tranny ass
>>85927214Why wouldn't I love you back>>85927217He seemed to do that even when I was away though
Uni going good? Anything cool happening meow?
>>85927233Uni going alright, I'm pretty tired but that's about it on that front. I just started a roleplaying campaign so that's fun.
>>85927225It's impossible to love me. Hi meow.
>>85927247Wow same yay hi anony
>>85927304Hey I never posted it here I posted it on another website so nobody would have to see it against their will and YOU people started spamming it. Also I have no diseases nor is it prolapsed
>>85927225Yeah he is hopelessly obsessed and addicted to your prolapsed transexual hairy asshole but at least he was posting less about it and simping for other posters
>>85927282Hot, they should be good yt bois and suck his short huge BIG BLACK NASTY FAT GIANT MUSKY COCK and know their place and KEEP KISSING WITH A BLACK EBONY MONSTER COCK between their lips
>>85927348It's still not my fault that he's so hopelessly obsessed.
>>85927360It won't become pozzed or prolapsed no matter how hard you try to force it.
>>85927046ill be your concubinefat is a + :3balding and facial hair is a - but ill live with it, bald is finecastle is a + lol
>>85927335Erm you actually posted it I'm this thread one day you lying fat retard
>>85927370she's retarded, schizophrenic and mentally ill. just ignore it like a fly, as it is a literal botfly, with the height and penis size of one. would be fun is someone whacked it on the street with a paper and her brain would spill on the pavement :3
>>85927374When? I haven't done such a thing ever.
Is three a reason why the homophobic cuck troll wasn't ever banned even once in those 4 years and keeps his daily humiliation derailing rituals?
Uh oh cucktranny is talking to himself he must be very excited his e-crush meow is back but very disappointed he didn't have sex with black men so he can't hear any stories
>>85927380You literally posted your hairy blown out hole here for everyone a year ago
>>85905759go take a shit youre full of it
>>85927353Ok cuckbot keep your disgusting, graphic interracial fantasies to yourself we feel disgusted by them
>>85927442No I didn't? I posted a link to it so that you don't need to look at it if you don't want to. Someone else posted that image to the thread.
>>85905759why would you accept failure on the most important thing in life. youre too worried about yourself and dont know how to care for the world.
>>85927353Sorry cuckbot but not everyone is into calling their cock itty bitty baby clitty or into small penis humiliation or into interracial
Call me back when the thread is usable again
>>85927407He gets banned but he changes his ip he must spam 4chan with his blacked fetish it's his ocd acting up
>>85927510Never noticed it. Can jannies swat his house, kirkify him and rangeban him from life?
>>85926874it's true that he's acting like a retard and bothering ppl, and should just stay away, but I can't help but identify myself with the muttoid in the contrast between him and those two handsome guys, and it hurts to know I'm a cockroach like that guy and my only redeeming feature is that I'm aware enough of how worthless I am, that I know I should never behave like that muttoid.it's genuinely over.
>>85927592Some roaches are cute and deserve love too. Are you a cute self-award radroach?
>>85927739not cute and not deserving. only self aware.i'll be worthy once I get plastic surgeries done though maybe.
>>85927537>kirkifyKIRKITIZE ME, CAP'N
>>85927865No you won't. And you need someone to support you through this medical journey. At kiss your bruised swollen face. And to tell you that he liked your real you before changes because you were cute, even in an ugly way and I miss kissing that version of you that I loved. And to wake up and see that this guy is really mine. And to tell you that you look too different now, like your soul is attacted to your body and face in a wrong way now. Because that's not the guy I loved and he had done a lot of work on his face and I no longer recognise his lips and eyes and nose. And to break up with you later because I'm feeling too ugly to date a beatiful plastic you now. And do the same to my face later. And meeting you one day long time after because you felt lonely but I did too and you won't feel like I am the person you're looking for because we shifted too much and because you no longer recognise me. And there will be us, sitting again together yet alienated. And then sleeping together again as strangers. You're stupid. I still love you. We should have never met. You're right.
>had dream where a woman was raping meUhh sorry thoughtform...but I think you got the wrong room!
>>85927592Same here. I'm a muttoid and will never be a white person, but at least I'm not brown.
>>85927958is the purpose of these long posts to just make fun of us? as if we don't get enough shit already, we gaycels...>>85928042well I'm a white european, but I still look gross. are you planning on surgerymaxxing too?
>>85928447THE PURPOSE OF THESE LONG POSTS IS TO FUCKING TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! THAT I FIND MYSELF DRAWN TO YOU DESPITE OF WHAT YOU THINK OF YOUR FACE!!! What makes you think I'm making fun of you when I already told you that I want to kiss you and date you and love you for being yourself and imagined our life together and think "Wow he makes fun of me, of all of us". I want gaycel love!!!!!!!!
>>85928447>are you planning on surgerymaxxing too?Not really, I like my own face and body, anon.
>>85928522am I the only chopped faggot on here what the fuck
You're not chopped and I'm ready to fall in love with you if only you'd allow me and it makes me tired at this point trying to prove it to you
Woke up 5 hours ago. Might as well go back to sleep again. Nothing to do when I don't want to and when there's no one.
You should beWhile you sleepWhile you creepThreatened by me!
>tfw only feel lively when I'm supposed to go to sleep
Randomly thought of who my favorite President was, it's 100% Bill.Would you judge your fbf for having a favorite presi? What is your favorite murican leader r9g?
>>85929200>would you judge your fbf for having a favorite presi?no. i would judge them for liking a known cannibal pedophile, though. my favorite president is teddy roosevelt.
2nd cup of coffee kind of day>>85929200I'm too young to appreciate Bill, so I like Obama>>85929208>Teddypresidential goat
>>85929200possibly, if the president is kosher and or masonic beyond redemptionand 100% andrew jackson
>>85927958I hope you, him and everyone who thinks like this dies a very painful death
>>85929658Well I hope you die tonight in a fire you sweaty big bitch. You can disagree with me but what's the point fighting him and everybody else when you're again two contradicting points? Make it clear right now, ugly stung bitter subhuman.
I have done a tiny bit of fat neet cleaning, come pat me on the back for doing what other people do all the time. My place is still dirty and nasty and I barely made a dent, but at least it was something right? Now I tell myself I'll continue tomorrow but I know I won't and it will be months before I do anything again, by which point I will have to redo all I did today. I have done this now several times.
>>85929200FDR is the obvious GOAT.
>>85929931those old money east coasters do thing for me, they're so cute and the closest thing we have to nobility.
>>85929941I wish I was old money, be graceful about it like princess diana instead of the nasty looking pedos we got now
>>85929200as always it depends... depends on why theyre their favorite presi. so anyways heres my stats>fav classic prespolk>fav modern presnixonbonus:>fav founderpatrick henry
kept licking my chapstick because it tasted good so i got the extremely sour warheads chapstick and kept licking and just scowled all day long about how sour it ws
been daydreaming about being somones pet recently. collars, leashes, cuddling, tummy rubs, praise, etc. too bad itll never happen, but it is fun to imagine.>>85930486yummy. whoever you kiss is gonna be in for a treat
how do you gracefully come to terms with the fact that youre unlovable because you dont want to be bothered
>>85930921puppy boys are really cute. Not my main kink but I'd gladly indulge, you're a good boy
>>85931108yaaaaaay!!!i dont know if id even really strictly call it a kink. im just a needy bastard who likes being coddled and treated like a pet.
>>85929200>All timeFranklin roosevelt>My lifetimeBiden>Would you judge your fbf for having a favorite presi?Depends on his politics
>>85931274mods!?get this kid outta here
>>85931357im old enough to go fuck myself
>>85931269>yaaaaaay!!!cute <3>i dont know if id even really strictly call it a kinkeven if it was nothing wrong with it, kinks are born from our experiences, traumas and deep needs and come in different forms and degrees>im just a needy bastard who likes being coddled and treated like a petused to be a lot like that too, maybe except the pet part. Cuddles are too nice, I wish men overall were more cuddly. I hate how stern and cold they are when it comes to showing affection..
Fuck me sideways, can't fucking sleep, oh well here we fucking are.>>85924642>>85924783Extremely based. Love seeing stuff here that's not just anime femboys and twinks. >>85925131You could also just be an affectionate guy anon, you're not less manly because you like being close to your man.>>85925958Fuck, that feeling, I want it so fucking bad.
>>85929200This is one of those questions where the why is more interesting than the who. Also probably FDR or Teddy. >>85931035You find someone who it actually feels kinda nice when they bother you.>>85905290>Qott: where would you bring your furute bf for your first date?Honestly, probably somewhere casual and super cheap or free.
my sweet nerdy husband suffered far too much, he and every guy like him should be protected from the world victim blaming him into a demon. Bullies and bullies apologists must pay
Made coffee, hopefully today doesn't suck.
Woke up early, feel like shit and I'm yet to go to my daily 8 hour torture session (work)...
>>85932021>8 hour torture session (work) Please tell me you're cute and like bears because that's exactly my sense of humor.
I am anti work. Need fellow anti work bf and I'm sure our love will be so powerful no one will stop our anti work revolution
>>85932076i don't think it'll work out
>>85932076Anon, jobs are a potential bf spawn point.
>>85932077why? Pun aside>>85932082I'd rather be single than be closed in a cage and imagine if you were to be rejected by/ended your relationship with a person you will have to see everyday again in the same cage where you met him. Let's find our bfs in thirs spaces
>>85932157>Pun asidebooanyway even a revolutionary needs to eat
>>85932236that's what family and social walfare to some extent are for>leechleeches are pretty cool animals, dangerous to the system
>>85932258wellfare
>>85932271farewell anonymous
>>85932236>a revolutionary >needs to eatI know just the perfect meal for that
I wanted to try Warhammer survivors despite knowing I'll probably not like it. I just don't like that auto shooting swarms of enemies genre that somehow got so popular in the recent years. At last make me shoot manually, what's the point of this shit? Same with numbers go up games. Wowie dopamine overload but not really more like why is this happening and will I ever kill all these faggots on screen already
Shaved my ass now it feels slimy from sweat fml
>>85932564not as slimy as you babe
>>85932703I don't get it sorry gloo
>>85932564Prove it show us tho
>tfw no smooth boy ass to admire and run my hand over.
>>85932823No my hole is apparently so beat it traumatizes people so I will never show it again also my butt is flabby because I am chubby
>>85932876Thick fat chubby butt is good though and it's clean and shaven so it's okay show us
Meow admitting he likes the BBC? I kid, he probably just uses his dildo too much.
>>85932895Why would I somebody will be super mean anyway>>85932899Yeah although I use it pretty rarely. I had just used it when I took that one pic so that's probably partly why it looks so loose.
Slimy sweaty ass would be hot if it wasn't meows prolapsed butt that was talked about here
>>85932973It's still not proplapsed. Maybe stop using words if you don't know what they mean.
>>85932899>Meow admitting he likes the BBC? Cuckbot furiously masturbating at the thought of that
>>85932082>coworkers who trauma bond over how much of a nigger the supervisor is to loversvghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>85932983Your ass is so loose the empire state building could comfortably fit in there
>>85932932Because I will be nice about it and maybe some others will too and it's a chance to redeem yourself too
>>85933020You will be nice about it IF it's nice to look at. If it's not I will get even more hate.
are you even really gay if you've never put something up your butt or at least tried too?
>>85933041This is why it's your time to redeem yourself and show us the nice smooth shaven hole we want to see
>>85933079Shaving it won't make it look less loose though
>>85933088Maybe don't be so rough with it right before taking the pic this time and you do know one of the biggest problems was all the hair last time
I'd be way too scared of cutting myself in that area to every shave my ass hair like that.
>>85933107No it wasn't? All the hate was about the hole itself being gross and beat up.
>>85933065I find it weird that you think being gay equals putting thing up your poophole
Cuckbot is such a brave and stunning woman for cutting himself after getting rejected
>>85933128Show us it do it
No bully the meow, he doesn't have to show you his hole if he doesn't want to.
if i get nonny's delicious butt sweat on my tshirtima feel like an asshole
sometimes I feel like I wanna hug everyone. Then it goes away and I'm back to be extra cynical
>even supposed gay virgins have worn out AIDS ridden assholelmaoor brvtal?
>>85933285I have an unused virgin phimosis ridden cock. It's just the bottoms that are blown out whores.
>>85933285Where did you get aids from>>85933148Why do you Even care
nobody will ever like me because I'm a top with micro penis. No I'm not cuckbot, I have truly bellow average penis
>>85933321Because you talked about your freshly shaven smooth sweaty hole and you got my attention
tired of toxic masculinity
>nobody will ever like me because [insert some bullshit insecurity but what this actually means is you will never love yourself so you can't allow anyone to love you and if anyone tries you won't believe the because you can't work on yourself]
Tired of toxic femininityTired of toxic positivityTired of virtue signaling
>>85933345Yeah so what I don't owe you pics of my not very cute hole
Some games in 2026 still do this bullshit where you have to start over when you lose your lives. At least start me over from that stage you fucking assholes.
>>85933450No you don't owe me anything but it would be nice if you showed me your sweaty smooth hole for me to compliment and I'd appreciate it
>>85933499Not gonna happen the risks are too high
uhm sweetie, nonody owes your kindness, it shouldn't be my duty to educate you, check your privilegeHope this helped!
>>85933538Would you show me it on discord just between the 2 of us?
>>85933589No. I won't show anyone online ever again.
there is so much evil in people
>>85933684and all that evil could fit inside meows loose asshole and still there would be room for more
>>85933651Are you sure? Having your juicey hole complimented and appreciated could be good for you
My feet are so soft rn i love rubbing them together
>>85933727based foot rubber togetherer
boyfeet are made for kissing
So this is how cuckbots penis looks like? Lmao no wonder he feels like such a sissy
>>85933858that's what my weenie looks like too
>>85933742:33Soon as i quit my deadend shitjob im gonna get my first pedicure and make them even softer and prettier
shaved for the first time in like 6 years and i look like picrel, but without glasses and with a fullhead of hair thats down to my shoulders. im going to fucking kill myself.
Walking in the dark for over an hour now. Lost need fbf to come find me from out of the shadows.
>>85934381Isn't he a character based on story?
I used to pray for times like this
>>85934619pardon? what?
>>85934660He's a south park character based on storyanon from this thread. Parker and Stone met his mom when they were in Ohio and that's how they got the idea for that WoW episode.
>>85934738r9gay wasnt around when the wow episode came out. that ep came out in like 2006, r9k itself was made in 08.
>>85934771Wait so you're saying they traveled back in time????
>>85934787youre real obsessed with this storyanon,
>>85934381but thats cute little stubbles are cute
>>85934850it would be cute if i werent like 400lb, the real problem is that im fat and my facial hair was making my face look less fat
>>85934862rubs your tummy its ok
>>85934878im going to livestream my suicide because of this comment right here
>>85934738I was 16 when it came out, and I wasn't even fat then. I was a neckbeard and well on my way to becoming story but I wasn't there yet.
>>85934912So you're saying they can predict the future and that other anon said they traveled back in time, I have to say those south park guys are really amazing
>>85934932this guy played wow 24/7, ironically enough I can't play that long due to my health problems, my back hurts and most importantly my carpal tunnel, and leg problems. At my most I've played maybe 10-12 hours a day and that was the first two days, now its more 6. back when I was healthy and could do the long sessions back in like 2010-11 well mom wouldn't let me.
just got richtook a broke nigger bitchi can make a broke bitch richbut i dont fuck with broke bitch
I can tell you a little bit about the future, if you want. Beware however, the Curse of Cassandra. Whatever future I tell will be disbelieved and forgotten by the time it comes to pass.
hit bunt. yuup we got an alien invasion on our hands. however, the aliens are AI and we invented them. that's how it is, reality stranger than fiction. first contact with alien intelligence is actually AI. tokes a snoke. just wait til we get synthetic biology. people thought nanobots were gonna be literally robots LOL nooo poor innocent baby it's gonna be GMO cells getting in the ecosystem and wreaking havoc. oupsie! stokes a goat. and that's the least of it
hit bunt 2
>>85931991Come back.....How'd it go anon?
>>85936030this is why weed is bad: it fries your brain and makes you say dumb shit
fire job listings tonight, dangwhat are you niggas up to?
>>85936507feeling cute, might install debian later
>>85936507Bought a gift for my brother randomly. Also the new craig x tweek episode comes out tomorrow
>>85936030are you that guy that was raving about gnosticism and abrahamic religions and unions on Earth between two men, gaycels even? i miss him, my husband
I'm a sad and lonely faggot. here's some embarassing information about me. please use it to bully me.
>>85937133no , that was me, who are you..?
>be me, nonintellectual, nonartist>try something both intellectual and artisticinfinite self-inflicted humiliation ritual. i really am a talentless loser.
>>85937140right! i'm lost, i don't know who am i supposed to be anymore. just reminiscing about the past...
>>85937164you can't say you have tried until you spend most of your waking hours on your pursuit, sorry.>>85937176 you're the one who rejected me, that's kind of on you tbqh honest..
>>85937198i have. ive been trying on and off for years. i have around 7300someodd hours logged on the steam version of the software i use.
>>85937198i never rejected you, i was just processing my feelings and rationalizing our relationship. but i understand. your heart is probably taken by now by someone else. good for you actually, i won't measure up to you anyway
>>85937135If you worked a little harderThen you'd have a lot moreSo the blame and the shame's on youFor being so damn poor
>>85937135Don't you think dating apps like grindr have a lot to offer and is not a total trash?
would you do a mexican boy
I wish I could do a mexican boy, I want to familiarize myself with la lengua
what if you get bored of mexican bf and deport him to ecuador
What if I actually find my fellow gaycel mexican bf gorgeous and interesting and fun and compatible and muy caliente and we'll live somewhere safe from ice
getting ICE cream for a mexican bf
>tfw look too white to be recognized as mexican>still use spanish curse words when I stub my toe
fugitive mexican bf who lives in the attic and harbors a fear of ice cream
chinga
chinga a mi hole
anyone from TN here? i look like shrek but hairy
what's a TN
>>85937201grim... switch pursuit then idk sorry buddy.>>85937216I haven't been taken by anyone. I'm still an unlovable gaycel.>>85937276doesn't even rhyme... and I'm doing quite well financially also because my family's rich. my problem is that I'm unlovable and only surgery could fix me.
tennnnnnnnnnesssssssssseeeeeeeeee
>>85937378I'm too mentally ill for dating apps.
>>85938046You said other things in another thread
>>85938125that doesn't narrow it down. I have many issues with dating apps. one of them being that I'm mentally ill.
Wtf is a meow?
>>85938142Are you mentally ill? Would you date another mentally ill boy? What if we got together and made our maladies into something entirely new, beautiful, unique, undiagnosed and terminal, just for two of us?
back to real neet hours playing wow, its good to pretend in 2009 again and mom is trying to sleep for work the next day while I stay up all night playing an mmo.
>>85936113It was okay, unfortunately I'm sick with something and having to navigate that.
>tfw game crashes and my screen is tinted like it has the fog filter>>85938146holy fucking adorable art
>>85937756>dios mio le annakin franco bf o algo no mames guey jajajaja
>>85938244What? I guess I did
wanted to save this picture as me_and_no_one.jpg but me_and_no_one.jpg already existed.... grim
>>85938297>neonazi and feminist Anon which one are you?
probably it thinks it's a woman in the relationship
>>85938306neither. I just want to fall in love.
exactly, it was the meth bitranny all along
I can see maybe liking a more right of center guy... but an actual neo-nazi? You talk about bi guys leaving you for a woman, what the fuck is a neo-nazi going to do?
>>85938365I think as a gay man, the way the left has been acting would push gay dudes further right, especially if you're more masculine and not campy.
>>85938365Love me because he's a based chud that only sees one race: the gay male nation and won't be zogged too much. We have to understand what neo-nazi means at this point.
>>85938391The left has not been punishing masc presenting gays, all they want is for the fems to be able to express themselves. You can still be masc (but maybe not bodybuilder/sports type) and be perfectly accepted.
>>85938399>The left has not been punishing masc presenting gaysBullshit.If you're gay and masc, straight dudes think you're not actually masculine because you're gay and gay dudes think you have internalized homophobia because you're not a flamer twink.
the left actively fights to extort me, flood the country where I live with sub 90 IQ third worlders who hate me, and maintain said third worlders (as well as an evergrowing parasite class that is guaranteed to vote for them) with the money they extorted from me.that said, liking a neo nazi is only ok if he's like retarded and only larping about it.
>>85938408Go to any normie gay space and there's plenty of love for masc dudes. maybe in hyper lefty spaces there's this but most gay guys are masc for masc/
>>85938345>bitranny spearsHIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
>>85938412>if he's like retarded and only larping about it.that's 90% of neo nazis
>>85938415And masc for masc means gym bros, I'm dadbod/bear-shaped, kinda like picrel except I don't have man boobs and my hair is longer and shaggy
>>85938345who is the meth bitranny
>tfw actually old enough to have heard that song on the radio.mom always changed the station as she thought it was too vuglar but still.
>>85938428You sound hot and I want to date you but I want to feed you a bit because if you're tall and kinda fit and not too hair than in my mind you should have a littl bit of a manboob. We'll decide whether those will be just a sligly chubby still not so saggy chest just a fit of fat tastefully laying there on top or you can have a bit of tiddy that is gonna start being a bit more present upon further examination and dating history.
I'm neither masc not fem, just repulsive
>>85938492vgh... so relatable... once a gaycel, always a gaycel.
i want to make you repulsively mine (maybe masc too)
>>85937135Cuckbot does that all the time surely it's not his sissy humiliation fetish right?
>tfw no shaggy doo bf
I'm masc in the sense that its the default, but I don't go out of my way to appear so.
It's so hard to look okay as a manlet after 25
I hate the faggot community for many things, one if them being pushing you're only gay if you like masc men bullshit which makes it hard for normal cute wittwe guys to realize they're gay too just for other men like them and it doesn't mean they're bi or that they should transition or any of the other bullshit they push. If you only like men no matter what type of men you're gay and that's it. Stupid libtards can't comprehend this.
>>85938571I still have 5 years. should I kill myself preemptively when I'm 24?>>85938587much of the skepticism for gay men who are only into fem guys is due to the recent rise of so-called reddit bisexuals (they can often be found outside reddit too), who are typically straight incels who turn to men as a replacement for the pussy they can't slay. basically prison gays but with jewish mind control and porn addiction.
>>85938587anon as long as the boy doesn't look like a tranny he's masc, your anger is misplaced>>85938571>It's so hard to look okay as after 25should be smth like that o algo. i'm 28 and 6'3 and still look bad but you are by default cute because you're smol
>>85938571Anon I've seen plenty of hot manlets over 25
Unironically, how am I supposed to not get insecure when I see guys 100x hotter, better and nicer than me?I can't even spit game or whatever because they're in so many leagues above me, or straight.
>>85938662just do like the other gaycel faggot, and get plastic surgery
>>85938662do what they do and copy them and hope for the best or get an equally ugly but different overall gaycel bf to kiss in the dark and get your shit together later
>>85938693Plastic surgery is kinda scary though. I don't know where to get consultations and I'm scared they're gonna mess up my face even more
I want to mess up your face, cutie.
>>85938701if you're that ugly, what is there to mess? and getting a consultation is probably easy seeing how many people get plastic surgery done nowadays.
Tired and horny gloo
>>85938791Health related stuff is my biggest fear. I'd like to get a bimax but one complication is empty nose syndrome which is so brutal, people kill themselves over it.
no nose niggas when empty nose niggas walk in:
>>85938828>empty nose syndromethat's like, 0.05% of people who get the surgery, or something like that, and it's probably retards who chose doctor bharat to save money.
>>85938607Yeah that's a whole another thing and I get that but even if you're not that you still get the heat which is unfair and unjust. If anything those people are open about who they are and thank God they are because you can easily filter them as everyone should. But those are bishits not gay men. And I didn't say fem, for example I don't like femboys, I mean not masculine guys with beards, mustache and hairy bodies but still men who just look cute and boyish.>>85938618Yeah I don't think that's how most gay guys see it in my experience
>>85938662By not comparing yourself to others
>>85938949good lord, that picrel...
Another twink bottom just brutally rejected me. I showed him my face and he told me I look like a serial killer and now my rejections have just hit 45. It's fucking over
>>85939039>his face is decent enough that he has the confidence to show it to other peoplefakecel fakecel fakecel
>>85938219Hope you get better anony
>>85938955How am I not supposed to compare myself to others. Every where it's some sort of social hierarchy, and people will treat you vastly differently depending where you are on it
>>85939047Not really I've only ever shown it to 2 people so far and both rejected me and called my face ugly. But they did tell me that I have a nice jawline and good cheek bones not that it's worth anything when they're still rejecting me and calling me ugly
just took a picture of my face because I felt ltn then checked the result only to see I'm still sub3.
>>85939060By working on yourself and going at your own pace and being the best you you can be
>>85938936Cuckbot reminiscing about 3ds again?
