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I paid 140 euro to fuck her for 90 minutes and she kicked me out after an hour because there was "no connection" supposedly. How the fuck am I supposed to save the white race from extinction if I get rejected by middle aged obese prostitutes?
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>>85949244
I just can't fucking take it anymore, what do I do?
FUck.
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>>85949244
>>85949256
This was her after she told me to get out and I was getting dressed.
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Holy shit elmao
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You couldn't pay me to fuck that holy shit anon
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>>85949244
never seen a prosti but some anon just warned me that GFE is a scam and they will be cutting the appointment short no matter how long you paid for
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>>85949301
she literally called me an incel
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Did you ask for some of the money back
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>>85949301
bruh prostitution is literally over as a fucking industry lol if their literally just gonna dip with your money and then also expect you not to do anything about it because you have no recourse
The upside of this is maybe if men stop paying for postis knowing it's a scam then all women aren't gonna be able to make money from it and then unironically be forced to stop scamming people
Like I've literally done sex work before and I've atleast gave all men the courtesy of them finishing and climaxing
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>>85949312
post the whole conversation in this legendary thread
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>>85949325
based ethical prostitute
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Why did you even pay for her? There weren't better options?
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>>85949244
>>85949256
>>85949258
>140 EUR for THIS
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This is an insane thread. There is no way this shit happens in the real world, this has to he a demoralization psyop there's no fucking way lmaoo
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>>85949325
based whore
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>>85949312
so this is the kinda shit that goes on in ireland, huh?
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that is why I fuck Brazilian escorts

theyre cheap good looking and get right down to business
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>>85949244
you should tell us how it played out when you got there it'll be funnier that way, exactly what you said and she said.
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>>85949325
W, if only all prostitutes were like you
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>>85949324
she gave me the money for the last 30 mins back
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>>85949329
>>85949347
She was the rare native escort here. Don't want to pay to fuck a slav or brazilian
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Thread of the year holy shit
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>>85949535
yep. start a blog OP I'll follow it.
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>he paid to fuck that
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>>85949409
>first visit her on Halloween since I didn't manage to get laid at the club
>stay for 45 mins, good experience
>decide to visit her again a week later
>she opens the door, I pick her up and kiss her and she tells me not to pick her up again
>we start off the same as last time, missionary, doggy, she sucks my dick, I lick her ass and pussy
tell her to suck my cock again and she looks at me like she's about to start crying
>"i'm sorry but i'll have to end this early."
I ask why
>There's just no connection with you
>I go get dressed and snap a few pics
>leave
>text her later out of anger when I realize what just happened
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this shit is disgusting. i've never found a white woman that wasn't <1k and attractive. latinas are better.
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what happened to text4 and text5
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>>85949244
jesus christ shit aint real
you got any more of those stories
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>>85949577
posting them all now.

originally speaking.
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>>85949591
What the fuck am I meant to do? I am so lost.
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>>85949312
>>85949500
>>85949509
>>85949562
>>85949591
>>85949600
holy fuck, how is this shit real lmao
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>>85949244
>>85949256
>>85949258
What were you thinking? I wouldn't even fuck that for free, what the fuck? Did you like those big sweaty rolls and stinky pussy buried beneath another 10 rolls of lard anon?
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>>85949365
Oh God OP is an Irish dude too?
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>>85949641
you think anyone else would be willing to fuck him after reading his messages?
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>>85949343
>>85949357
>>85949467
Holy fuck, I've never seen cucks mindraped to such an extreme as this
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>>85949666
satan hates prostitute appreciation
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>>85949562
i don't even know whats happening here, you a younger guy are banging possibly the worst looking escort on whatever website your on, then accuse her of falling in love with you, then tell her to suck your cock over text? You just sound insane.
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>>85949656
possibly, I'm just assuming by the fact he's anglophone and pays in euro.
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>>85949600
You made her feel old. That was probably it. When prostitutes aren't filtering for race, they filter for age. They'd rather have sex with a normal married guy than an autistic young man who acts like a mute baby.
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>>85949662
Yeah honestly the last messages r kinda hot. Don't shame me
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Dude, you don't get back at a whore by telling her all this shit because all she has to do is change the situation around in her own mind and she's going to think she has a leg up. What you do is call the police on her and say that you want to remain anonymous but there is a whore working in this room that you are below, above, next to, whatever. You heard people talking and multiple people are coming up to this room all the time, and you can hear them talking and you can hear them literally talking about the money exchange and you hear the sex. The cops will start washing the place, they'll be discreetly watching the room, and once the third or fourth or fifth guy is in there, that's when they bust in. Although with your luck, you'll contact the cops and remain anonymous and all that crap, yet nothing will happen. I would have never paid to fuck a girl like that. I've had trouble getting it up with eights and nines who are hookers, because of not having any connection. It's just something I need. That's why I can't do hookers. But my God I would never be able to fuck a girl that looks like that because on top of having no real connection with her, she is disgusting. Her inner thighs must be brown as fuck. I mean I know you knew what she looked like before you went into this, so that just makes you disgusting. And you probably didn't deserve what all happened with her that's a whole different thing. But it is funny that you're trying over and over to explain this to her and everything, by the way the cops would probably go through her phone and try to do something with you at that point as well. You just get burned. And with your luck, you get burned and anything you try to do
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>>85949676
You know what, I concede.
If a woman is honest that she's a whore (except to her immediate family and job applications), so be it. If she lies to a date, she should get her fingers cut off.
Typical sluts should still get their cunts forcibly circumcised without anesthesia though.
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>>85949244
>140 euro FOR THIS
While your seething is kinda pointless (she won't actually internalize any of it and it's a bit pathetic) that is some fucking entitlement.
Imagine another service worker taking your money, then going "actually I don't vibe with you bye" before doing anything. It'd be understandable if she was straight up complaining about you being aggressive or abusive but her complaint is actually being fucking robotic.

Women really live life on easy mode when a 3/10 can live off prostitution and expect to be treated like a princess by her clients.
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>>85949693
She stays in a different hotel each week and prostitution is legal here for prostitutes, not for johns
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>>85949679
I fucking hope he isn't Irish bro.
The idea that this landwhale and this guy are in the same country as me disturbs me greatly.

Ideal hypothetical future girlfriend that's like Chiaki Nanami, save me.
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Holy fuck what a bruh moment...
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>>85949805
I am. I made a thread on pol but it got deleted https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/546123097/
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>>85949780
I love reading these texts out loud in an Irish accent
Also "wee" is one of my favorite words of all time, I'm probably one of a hundred Americans who unironically uses the word daily
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>100 euro an hour for some ugly obese tatted up 50 year old
jfc anon have some standards for yourself please
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>>85949816
Dude.
Irish guy to Irish guy, just move to the fucking Netherlands or something dude. Lower cost of living than here and you won't deal with abysmally ugly insane prostitutes. Not that I approve of prostitution or casual sex in any way (sexual intercourse is sacred and should only be between two who love each other) but for someone like you, you'd be better off.
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>>85949244
She's morbidly obese. I don't understand how you didn't reject her already. No payment can be made for anything she's offering.
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Oh I'm glad I clicked this thread.
Holy shit.
>Absolutely disgusting looking woman
>Not even the "right" type of curvy, concave instead of convex
>OP is trying to talk shit to this, despite paying 140 euro's
>Comes off as a complete incel
>OP kissed the disgusting escort
>"only stupid scabby filth old men pay an escort to talk rather than fuck"
>OP paid for a gfe
>An escort of 13 years has only bailed TWICE
>>85949562
>LICKS AN ESCORTS ASS
>"I'm not angry"
lmao. I'd say put me in the screen cap but OP is definitely going to be the next ER
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>>85949256
Kekarooney. You paid 140 to have sex with that? Must have been like having sex with a bag of potatoes.
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>>85949805
Chiaki isn't your wife.
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>LICKS AN ESCORTS ASS
I need to repeat
OP licked
>>85949258
THAT ass
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>>85949931
Describe the taste OP
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You couldn't even pay me to summon the willpower required to suppress the gag reflex for sex with such a disgusting form of life
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this is not real
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>>85949927
Yes, because 1. she is a fictional character and 2. she belongs to Hajime.

Hence why I say "Ideal hypothetical future girlfriend that's like Chiaki Nanami", and not "my wife Chiaki Nanami".
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>>85949500
>kissing this dirty fat pig
>>85949562
>licking this dirty fat pig's ass and pussy
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>this entire fucking thread
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>>85949780
feels like you edited something out of that 3rd message from her
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>>85949244
90 minutes is an eternity. Most whores kick you out after an hour. You were fucking her for the entire length of a standard motion picture. GTFO.
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>ate a landwhales shit stained ass
>proceeds to text her about it at 4 am
anon i BEG YOU have some self respect
i fucking cant anymore with prostitutefags
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>>85949244
Nigga where's your self respect?
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>>85950054
He paid an obese woman for sex, he has ZERO self respect.
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>>85949244
This is fucking hilarious, hes so blatantly smug and arrogant shit talking this land whale, kek
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Fucking disgusting
putmeinthescreencap
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>>85949693
Jesus Christ, just leave her alone. She's already a whore. That's punishment enough.
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I would not fuck this pig for free, if she was hitting on me at the bar. Like, holy shit. You have to look like Brian Peppers or something to pay for this.
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>>85949591
>>85949780
>the best guy whos shagged you
>rather fuck me than any other guy here
Yeah, keep telling yourself that OP. I'm sure all the other people who pay for fat, ugly prostitutes don't say the same exact thing. You're definitely special.
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>>85949244
>>85949256
>>85949258
Nigga why was you tapping big chungus
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>>85950074
And the worst part is that he's somehow fucking up trash talking an obese prostitute. To think that these are the screenshots that he's willing to share is extremely concerning.
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>>85949244
>>85949256
>>85949258
Why would you do this to yourself? Genuinely.
And you paid for it too like a retard.
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Best thread on the website right now kek
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>>85949753
>3/10
Where are those points coming from? Do you just hand out pity points to anybody? I see a 1/10 that could do a passable Shrek cosplay just by skinny dipping in a vat of green paint.
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>>85949991
Chiaki is not your wife.
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>>85949509
>i'd rather fuck this obese woke ugly whore than prime latinas and ukranians
you deserve everything
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>>85949244
>>85949256
>>85949258
I can't imagine how utterly low a man has to be to pay for a slag like this. And not even fuck her, but to lick her arsehole? And be so bad it she tries to bail? Get your life together, I begging you. No man should be so utterly wretched and pathetic.
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/v/ here
excellent thread
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>>85950112
NTA but it probably comes from the fact that at the end of the day she's still a woman and not hideously deformed despite being hideously obese
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>>85950112
I'd give her a 3/10 in the first pic with makeup from that angle fully clothed loosely in a flattering dark color in dim lighting with the camera slightly out of focus and taken at a low resolution.
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Anon
This is rock bottom
I think you need to pull yourself out of here
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whenever I think I have it the worst r9k is always here to remind me that it could be much much worse
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>>85950195
same
I guess being attracted to techicoloured horses isn't so bad
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surely being a virgin and jerking off to MLP is better than whatever the fuck OP is doing
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I will make a screencap of this legendary thread tomorrow since it seems that this thread is going to keep going for a while.
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>>85949244
did you knew she looked like this before you booked her?
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Kino thread. Well done, anon
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>>85949780
/int/ here youre having an absolute melty
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This thread reads like if Chris chan hired a prostitute. OP what a mess you've gotten yourself into.
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>>85950173
She has the figure of a Mrs Potato Head doll. She is a butterball turkey in a midi dress that is enough fabric for a Ghostface costume on a normal sized woman. There are 100 year old trees with less circumference than her, and better skin. Her face looks like it was carved out of soap by a drunk with no thumbs. The one saving grace of fat women is usually their breasts, but hers just jut out of the middle of her body like tumorous lumps. Look at them for fuck's sake. There is a fucking acre of flabby skin between her shoulder and her boob. They could do Olympic ski runs down that incline.

And her tattoos are just tragic, like she looked up "tattoos for insipid women" on Instagram. Oh a butterfly? How metaphorical. Perhaps she thinks a thin young woman lives inside her, desperate to get out. Only if she ate her first.
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>He paid 140 euros to lick a 300 pound woman's asshole
What a life
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Hopefully you didn't get a disease anon
Cause that'd suck
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OP please don't leave this thread to die, you've already humiliated yourself so much that there's no point in stopping now.
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>>85949256
>>85949258
Her Ass is like 300 pounds of chewed bubblegum. What a mess.
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Sorry but no one can respect a man who willingly pays an ugly hambeast for sex. Why the hell did you choose a fat ugly escort when you could have nutted in some tight asian pussy for the same price? Are you genuinely retarded m8? Still a rookie?
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>/int/, /v/, /mlp/
Who's been spreading this around?
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this thread made me do this more than once
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>>85950239
I'm not defending the rating, just trying to figure out some way to rationalize it. The anon that originally gave the rating could be worse, he could've actually paid 140 euro to fuck her lmao
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>>85949244
>>85949256
>>85949258
Absolutely horrific. She did you a favor cutting it short. You can do better anon. Also, dont fucking kiss or go down on prostitutes. Thats just gross.
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I'm dying of cringe reading this. If nothing else you have made me feel better about my life. Thank you OP.
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>>85950271
>he could've actually paid 140 euro to fuck her lmao
True. OP really puts a lot of things in perspective. I am ashamed of a lot, but I never paid 140 euro to have sex with a pig orc.
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>>85950258
people use more than one board, also OP tried to post it on /pol/ first lmao https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/post/546123097/
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>>85950272
>Also, dont fucking kiss or go down on prostitutes.
THIS ^^

Unless you're the kind of sicko who licks public toilet seats, don't put your tongue on a whore
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>>85949244
>>85949500
what shit country is this? sounds like she's a scammer btw that does this to everyone and they can't complain cuz johns will be punished
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>an incel tongued this beasts anus
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you all fell for a larp, those texts look like badly written porn captions. And it makes no sense
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>>85950299
it's too absurd to be fake
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This is why i prefer middle eastern women
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>>85950299
obligatory post for le robalent
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>bet you typed that while touching your fanny thinking about me
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>>85949244
>is aware that he's getting involved with a fat, disgusting wench
>paid 140 Euros for the privilege of 90 minutes with her
>probably humped the whale in complete silence and pure focus for an hour
>whore gets weirded out by this and cuts the sesh short
>pays him back for the 30 minutes
>OP tries to convince her (and himself) that she actually enjoyed it and wants more of him
My negro, what are you doing?? You should've just gone for the Slav or the Brazilian.
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Whoremongercucks...
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>>85949542
if there's someone on here regularly buying and review and taking candid shots of real actual 'stutes, I am 100% going to like follow share and subscribe LMAO
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>>85950327
He did worse than what you imagined if you read the thread.
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>>85949685
why the fuck does that matter, as long as it's consensual, who cares if the loser paying you is an autist
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What a magnificent thread... and verification is not required to top it off...
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>>85950299
this shit's too fucking weird to be fake lmao
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>>85950232
didn't CWC actually hire a whore?
Thank God he actually did it btw, imagine if his V-card was lost to his mom
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>He paid to have sex with it and licked its ass
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>>85950353
Man, I only read the chats and didn't even realise that he visited her TWICE and ate her out and gave her a rimjob. OP, what the FUCK are you doing, my nigga...
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>>85950383
>and verification is not required
it's never required on /vip/
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>>85950327
There is no way OP somehow prefers that native over an non-obese foreigner. Oh my god, 130 fucking euros.
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>>85949678
You forgot the bit where he gets cut short by her... out of love, supposedly.
OP sounds like he's playing a video game in real life.
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>>85950304
>>85950389
>>85950304
lame larp thread. stop samefagging
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>>85950414
made a mistake in OP, 140 was for the hour, it was 200 for 90 mins but she gave me 60 back since I didn't stay the extra 30 as she kicked me out.

>>85950299
reverse image search and you'll only find the pics on the other thread I made on /pol/ that's now deleted. Use whatever AI image checker you want. I took these pics.

>>85950256
I deserve some respect or at least basic decency when i'm paying for sex. I'm used to foids rejecting me at the bar or the club now because they expect me to jester for them but from a literal fucking whore that I PAID FOR? It's not like I was rude to her, I kissed and rimmed her yes, and gave her basic commands like "suck my cock, bend over, devour this cock". I get that gfe is a service she provides but she shouldn't get offended if I decide to decline that service and just want some pussy. No need to larp that we're a couple imo.
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>>85950299
the texts are exactly how i would imagine an insecure incel texting an ugly prostitute would act
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It's fucking unreal that anyone can think being a literal whore isn't the most overcompensated, easiest job in the world. We have morbidly obese slags that not only take the absurd money they're asking for but refuse to provide the services for said transaction, then have the gall to bitch about being treated like the whore that she is.
People don't hate women nearly enough.
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>>85949879
is it difficult to get NEETbux in the Netherlands? I heard it's more difficult than here and idk how it works, do I just need to be an EU citizen? How are the foids there like in general?
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Also why the fuck would she be mad that I picked her up? Like in what way is that offensive at all? I just picked her up and kissed her and she told me not to do that again despite supposedly providing "gfe" that I didn't even really want.
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>>85950450
>>85950505
>>85950532
I feel like this confirms it's just a larp.
dang
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>>85950532
>I just picked her up
how
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>>85950505
>and a liking of bbws
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>>85950541
what fucking larp retard? I'm trying to understand how in this fucking shithole depraved country I can't even pay for sex.

>>85950543
It's not difficult. Human weight is distributed differently than a barbell with plates. Not like I held her up to the ceiling, just picked her up about half a metre off the floor.
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last exchange with her
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>>85950541
it's funnier if its real therefore it isnt larp
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I really appreciate this thread but I can't believe I'm the same species as people like you
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>>85950575
she honestly btfo you, i can imagine how you were as well, bet you just forced yourself on her like shes a living onahole and didnt say anything the whole time. sad shit
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>>85950299
Yeah it's fake, he banged her then just made up a story to troll 4chinz



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