Have you ever looked forward to seeing a celebrity naked then been disappointed witht the results? Starting off with Emma Stone. I thought she was cute in Zombieland, but the full reveal was a let down.
These captchas really suck.
Demi Moore with the bad boob job. She looked much better before.
>>22436206
>>22436203
Has to be Neve Campbell for me, such a let down.
>>22436214Agreed. So disappointing.
>>22436219
Those tits aren't so posh.
>>22436212Another angle for our disappointment
never understood why old people thought she was hot
>>22436226OK, what did you expect from the super skinny waifish Knightley?
>>22436223Hers were pretty decent in Westworld as I remember.>>22436224This always saddened me. I had such a crush on her in the 90s.>>22436239+1. They're not disappointing. They're exactly as expected.
These women starve themselves until they look like tootsie pops. Of course they’re not going to have bobs.
>>22436226Are you high these are perfect.
>>22436239In his defense, it was acknowledged that they did airbrushing on her during Pirates of the Caribbean to make her bust look larger in the corsets.
itt: faggots
>>22436226Keira Knightley literally has perfect small tits, fucking weirdo.
>>22436503Exactly. I was hoping for a bit more. But to each his own.
Honorable Mention - Sarah Silverman. Ok for me, but have criticized on other threads.
agree with most of these, especially the Neve Campbell one. Ever since then when I've been like "why does xyz actress have a no-nudity clause?" I remind myself that they might have disappointing titties.Although I'd be outright shocked if Jennifer Love Hewitt's pair was anything short of spectacular, and she's mean to avoid sharing them.All of that said - >>22436200to be fair, that had an awful lot to do with the role and how it was shot. The director has lots of nudity in his movies, and it seems every time he designs it to specifically NOT be sexually stimulating. The boobs themselves are nice, like if she had shown them in zombieland i bet they would've been much more appealing.>>22436361>>22436223LOL those are great tits wtf is wrong with you
>>22436232Nothing wrong with those. Not large, but pretty nice shape.
At least half the tits in this thread are delicious
incel thread. there's no such thing as "disappointing" tits.
>>22436202I don't see what's disappointing about Natalie Dormer's titsShe's had plenty of outfits with a bra, so it's not really a surprise
>>22436203I didn't know she had nudes. I love this unfunny skank.
>>22436592>when you put big googly eyes on your fridge and place them too far apart
Charisma Carpenter, the botched boob job on these definitely qualify as 'disappointits'.
>>22436706There is, but most the tits in this thread are lovely. The only tits that truly disappoint me are fake ones. Small, natural breasts are beautiful.
>>22436223>>22436226These are absolutely lovely.
This thread is filled with old farts who only like big fake tits that were done cheaply in Thailand. The anons who like the small chests ITT are patricians in their 20s.
>>22436219well by that point she was over 40 and had 2 kids. what did you expect
half this thread is just women with small tits? how is that disappointing? they don’t need to take their shirt off for you to see they have small tits. leave girls with small tits alone. chuds
>>22436733The bad boob job ones are definitely the worst. I can't find the picture of Tara Reid's scars from her botched boob job before she got them fixed. She looked best before she had any work done.
>>22436706SAAAAAAR
>>22436706“I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down. I’m Rick James, bitch!”
>>22436770Put it back in the deck. Tits of all sizes can be beautiful - but sometimes they aren't. Here's an example of beautiful small tits for you.
She's pretty, but are her nips pointing in different directions?
>>22436602You're right. They're actually nice boobs. It's just weird seeing Mary Poppins with her tits out.
>>22436715She seems to post a lot of nude selfies. I wish more of the SNL ladies did. Abby Elliott has some hot ones and Kristen Wiig looked good in her full frontal 10 years ago, but there aren't many.
>>22436200>Celebs with natural titsftfy
>>22436203Fineman's tits are fine, man.
I think we need to acknowledge a difference between "those tits are terrible" and "those tits were not what I was expecting"
Ella PrunellShe's so cute I ender up liking her tits anyway. My wife said I like them only because they are a bit like here
>>22436214I mean in fairness she is well past here prime
>>22436225>>22436212I am thoroughly disappointed.>>22436592Came here to post this lmao. You beat me to it.
So... this is not disappointing tits for me, but disappointing nudity. I thought she was very cute in Stranger Things but something about this picture is just... disappointing.
>>22436733Looks ok. Whats boot hed?
>>22436921Thank you. For understanding. As a reward, here's one which was even better than I hoped :)
>>22436955Looks cute to me.
>>22436961Good example. The porportions are pretty far from the 45/55 golden ratio. With the areola pointing almost down, the tits start to resemble deflated udders. Not to sound mean - just thinking through what makes some tits more conventionally attractive. Happens often after pregnancy, of course.
Not disappointed, because I think both of their tits are beautiful, but I was surprised by how small they are. I guess their bras on Severance are well-padded.
>>22437289Left ones dont look alike. The clip quality is too blurry.
>>22436226Not to be a party pooper but The Hole was released in 2001 and she was born in 1985.
>>22436719lol
>>22436223Homosexual detected
>>22436803+1Those are perfect small tits - perky, zero sag, beautiful pokie nips, small areola but still puffyGiven a choice between big tits and small tits I'm going to choose big tits most of the time but I'd still be a happy boy sucking on Natalie's mosquito bites
>>22436214The look "better" in other works. This was clearly a bad shot where she was not aroused at all and her nips are inverted. But yes, a 5/10 at best for her.
>>22436961That's rough. I mean WOULD, but defiantly a disappointment.
I do not comprehend how A and AA cup boobs end up sagging, especially at such young ages. Firm tiny boobs are the gold standard, but this way they're like deflated balloons. I guess it's not the most important thing though.>>22436223They look odd but they are supremely suckable.
>>22436592They would be pretty good on a smaller frame. I think the problem is Silverman's mannish chest rather than the breasts as such.
>>22436803my goodness thty are lovely little cherries. Spectacular.
generally speaking hollywood actresses really are the definition of butterbodies aren't they?pretty faces that look good in costumes but naked and your dick just retreats into your body.
>>22437026It's that Uma's fully dressed. It's always kinda weird when some people are dressed and some people are naked. Either both of them should be wearing their swimsuits or both of them should be naked.
>>22436205Still love her like this tho
>>22437419what other works has she shown her tits in?
I like every set of tits posted itt
>>22437289
it's not about big or small, a lot of the first ones posted just look meh. they don't really add much. just like there's a difference between an asian girl being pocchari and just fat. cheers
>>22437284Exactly. I just love her sad tits.
>>22437289Yeah. Helly is hot because of her overall vibe rather than physical looks
>>22436214Came here to post her. My crush from the 90s and the only reason to tolerate Po5 with my ex-gf at the time.
>>22436965Nah, man. She always had a cute face but a shit body that was clearly well hidden with clothing.
>>22436209What the fuck is she even from? No idea who this is.
>>22436214You talk all the shit you want like a mom's basement dwelling, cheeto eating, d&d player. Nothing changes the fact that you STILL beat your little tiny pud to this photo 100 times.
Send your best content here!https://discord.com/api/webhooks/1514022990193623142/inGGYCCV_SC6V1NLW5xnXGC3JUrVXg2IuP2f2KzYFdHf7dkrW0Qjviw1_rvstt5cwHJR
>>22437277Fake
>>22437560>dat chin thoughman if she and Adam Scott had a baby IRL it would've looked like the moonhead guys from those MacDonald's Mac the Knife commercials=>>22438016not saying I didn't just saying they are really, really, really disappointing tits.Also she's not going to sleep with you, whiteknight.
the only disappointments in this thread are the people posting
>>22438021no it's not. emma has lots of topless pics.
>>22437715irl she's the sweetest person you'd ever meet. book smart, polite, very kind.
>>22436200Disappointing face as well. She’s a great actress. Not great looking.
>>22438015SNL apparently, who gives a fuck. Bonus points for hairy pussy though.
I have no interest in disagreeing with anyone in here, as a lot of these are my ideal tits, so this entire thread is a goldmine for me, lol.Keep 'em coming, Disappointed Kings!
>>22438074I think disappointing can mean like >>22437289That they looked bigger.
>>22436806Post Abby Elliott? I had no idea she had any.
>>22438030Wouldn't call it "lots", but that particular beach outing is well documented.
>>22436234FUCK OFFthread is disappointing tits, not tits that kill your faith in life
>>22438318You're welcome
>>22438318>>22438832
>>22436226it's a double. Was sad when I found out. teenage trauma
>>22438923>face is in frame>they didn't CGI bodies back thenHow?
>>22438832>>22438834Love her
>>22436226Sad when genes give them a pretty face but not the tits to match
Does anyone have the Ariana Grande pic uncensored?
>>22439541
>>22436232Holy shit sound of music
>>22439561she's just a skelly nowadays
>>22437466Wait until you see the ones with her and her brother
>>22437330Mods must be slow. They usually delete this one.
>>22436202She was the most disappointing for me hands down
>>22440093What exactly is wrong with this thread?
>>22436795Agreed. It's so sad what happened to Tara. Busted many a nut to her in the early 00s
>>22440119Yeah. She looked better after she got them fixed, but she looked best before she had any surgery.
>>22436216Carmela has some sad looking titties. No wonder Tony always cheated on her.
anyone know where I can go to find deepfakes or AI pron now that it's been scrubbed from the well known sites?
>>22437026You're disappointed because you found out that you're a faggot
>>22437289The only thing disappointing about the Britt Lower scene is how poorly it's lit. I need a better view of that sexy petite body
>>22436227>never understood why old people thought she was hotbecause she was smoking 70 years ago
>>22440139She's usually hot but theres something so uncanny about this photo. She looks like a corpse that somebody propped up. Weird, wax museum face
>>22436361>>22436795>>22436203These boobas seem mostly fine to me, would be perfectly happy to bring a girl home and be met with them. You guys might just have standards that are too high
>>22442546I don't think I've heard (or read) anyone say boobas for what must be ten years. I'm fine with it by the way not criticising you, I'd honestly forgotten about that meme word.
Lady Gaga>>22436226nothing wrong with those>>22436733they look good to me, especially if they are fakes>>22437560they are okay>>22436706>>22436734holy fucking reddit
>>22438923It's confirmed her. They have her walk into a room full of naked guys, one of whom starts popping a boner. You think they're going to hesitate showing her mosquito bites?Everyone involved should have been arrested, including her parents. Imagine letting your 15 yr old daughter be in the most graphic cfnm scene ever
>>22438927it's not a double, Anon is just retarded
>>22436770man, you paid money to have your dick chopped off and pretend the disgusting shit in its place is a vagina, your opinion is objectively irrelevant lmao
>>22436200tits are wonderful and pretty much nobody hates any of them even if they're weird or lop-sided or small or big or cock-nippedyou should just appreciate and be thankful and stop being a fucking faglord
>>22444398Did all the onions and cum gobbling cause the subpar reading comprehension or were you born retarded?>you should be thankfullmfao
>>22436803those are forgettable, nothing memorable about them
>>22436592>>22437425the tits arent so bad, its the fact she is an absolute unit
>>22436592>>22445565she's built exactly like the xenomorph at the end of Alien Resurrection kek
Man I'm so glad I'm not some faggot like you guys. I would happily suck on all these tits.
>>22437277Real and the most dissapointing of all time. Check her yellow bikini ones, 100% real gross ackward tits
>>22447706I like big tits, but they aren't allowed in hollywood because foids seethe too much and most casting directors are massive faggots who only cast boyish women
>>22447706>I don't have standards therefore you guys are faggotsweird flex but okay
>>22447834>t. kissless virgin
for the big mads ITT, the perfect breasts are:>perky (connection at the bottom should be an obtuse angle, anything under 90 degrees is saggy)>symmetrical>round and full as globes>touching/no gap in the middle>quarter sized pink nipples>no tan lines, sun damage or veinstwo or more of these will result in disappointment
>>22436795>the picture of Tara Reid's scars from her botched boob job before she got them fixed.
>>22447949
>>22447854>resorts to projectingokay, sport
>>22447956Grim. I'd rather have Finkle.
>No maggie gyllenhaal
>>22437541Same. I like average and plain jane kinda women, tho
>>22436206DON'T POST MEN ON THIS BOARD, DUMBASS!!!
>>224362272 reasons: boomers are retarded and beauty standards changed
>>22447956You all making me question myself. Sean Young's body is beautiful in this pic and her tits are fantastic. Most of the tits in this thread are great.
>>22436200>disappointingYou people have never seen real tits and it shows.
>>22450252I agree. Only a handful of these are bad.
>>22436223Those puffers look scrumptious actually
>>22450257if all the tits you've ever seen in real life looked like these then you've never seen good tits in real life. most of these belong on twinks after a few shots of hrt, not fertile adult women.>>22450252>>22450318it's okay to admit the millionaire actresses' tits are disappointing, anon.or that you're bi and find boyish/hrt bodies attractive.
VOTE FOR 8 CELEB LEAKS YOU MOST WANT?https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXMejpye
>>22436214>>22436215>>22436965>>22437954>>22437419I think Neve just lost too much weight to stay fit too long (she is also a dancer)What we could see of her boobs at pic related Wild Things premiere (between Scream 2-3) looked damn good.
>>22450352
>>22436961I remember this day, it was a sad day for me. Such a gorgeous face but the baps are a big no.
How about the opposite? When the tits are unexpectedly nice.
>>22450355Pero te la llevarías a la cama, es guapa igual.
>>22450356Jinkies! And quackaroonie!
>>22447856If she’s the woman you love, would you seriously not make love to her over something like this??
>>22436200Ugly tits
>>22450846You're talking to a terminally online incel, possibly with a touch of the tism.
>>22450901>possibly with a touch of the tismyou mean full on autism
>>22450356her tits, and her body in general, are fantastici get oddly aroused when she appears in a show playing plain jane and knowing she is hot af from the neck down
>>22450999I agree. That are just small tits.
>>22450846you can love and make love to a woman with disappointing breasts but if she has two or more of those, they will be a disappointment the time you flop them out for him>>22450901>>22450998most people do not look good naked, sorry this hurts your feelings. Girls are usually disappointed by guys dicks the first time they see them the same way we are disappointed by the breasts, this doesnt mean everyone has autism or is involuntarily celibate
>>22451046Prefer Kate from the neck up, but her tits are too big. This one's body is el sexo perfexto
In the old days, a man would see very few tits irl, therefore he'd be pleased with whatever his wife had. Seeing too many tits has turned us into eternally dissatisfied connoisseurs like food critics who can never be happy with a really, really good hamburger.
>>22450336What do you mean boyish/hrt bodies?
>>22451057It's gotten so bad we're actually rating women's buttholes. It's gone too far, man.
>>22451050 In that case, how do you even get turned on if you find them disappointing?
>>22436214Looks like she had a reduction.
most of these seem fine. a few are genuinely bad. just because they're small doesn't automatically make them bad (I definitely prefer bigger, though). but most of these are perky and in proportion to the body. Fineman and Silverman's are decent, it's the bodies that are disappointing. still totally would though.
>>22436232Julie Andrews was 45 years old here and they were still pretty good! As a matter of fact, half the pictures shared are of women past their prime!
>>22436803Some of the posters on here are retarded...
>>22451073This site is filled with users who have never felt a tit or even seen one in person..
>>22451061Girls typically get you hard with their mouth and/or hands before you fuck them
>>22451103When you actually love a woman, simply seeing her body turns you on you don't need 'prep work' to tolerate how she looks. Besides, physical stimulation doesn't bypass your brain, if her body were a genuine turn-off, the mental disappointment would kill your arousal regardless of foreplay.
>>22436361These are fantastic tits. No irl tits would satisfy some of you.
>>22436234I'd choose these over breast implants any day of the week. As long as she doesn't get fat, these would be a delight.
>>22451129disappointing != disgusting my young virgin friend, but back in the real world girls use their mouth and hands to get the guy hard 99% of the time and the other 1% is morning wood
>>22436207After watching the new adventures of superman back in the 90s, nothing could have prepared me for the disappointment I felt after seeing these
>>22436207They maybe real but not spectacular ( Seinfeld reference). That whole episode is now irrelevant. Clearly she stuffed her shirt for tv .
>>22450356Butterface
>>22451046stunning. I want to eat her out until she passes out.
>>22436213not great, not terrible
>>22436961Years ago we watched through merlin and I thought Morgana was so hot. After I saw this pic I can't even find her face attractive anymore know the worst tits on earth are under there.
>>22436961Fish food.
>>22451046Muh dick
>>22437026 because there's no makeup on her face and it's raw, unfiltered nudity that isn't sexually pandered. i doubt she knew this photo was being taken, but even if she did at the moment would you seriously expect her to spontaneously spread her legs centerfold style like she's starring for a shitty penthouse magazine? to some creepy ass camerman? retardand on another note, maya hawke does have great tits but then there's her MOTHER especially in her prime? yeah, i'd motorboat that 100%
Cute but they look bigger in cloths.
>>22457139
>>22457139>>22457140cute tits indeed
>>22457140Unrelated topic, but how much longer is Hollywood gonna clutch pearls over pussy lips and play the merkin game? Just show bald pussy already.
>>22457178this isn't the 1800s nobody wants to see Buckwheat in a leglock
>>22457180Agreed. FREE THE LIPS YOU COWARDS
>>22457180>Buckwheat in a leglockkek
Can't unsee these. Rico should have pulled rank and passed up a "good" thing. At least she died.
>>22457206WE ARE NOT GONNA DISRESPECT DIZ ITTCARMEN IS A FUCKIN HOE AND SHES FOR THE FLEETS
>>22457178That movie is Italian or French.
>>22457322>Italian or French>No armpit furWhy even bother then?
>>22457055>>22437026Maya has great tits, her mom just has Goat tier tits
>>22457326Do you think Maya ever envy-bates to her mom's superior rack?
>>22457206Blasphemy.Dizzy gets a pass imo.
>>22457327perhaps... ;) at least she has a pretty face going for her so that's something
>>22457376She got a nice fat dumpy too
>>22457323Because she is Belgian-Greek
>>22457140Perfect
>>22457206Dina Meyer is an actual beautiful woman, where ss Denise Richards was always just smoke amd mirrors. Aslo Denise is a terrible actress, they fuckin ruined such great movie by putting her in it. All her scenes are cringy.
>>22436592The ugliest part about her is her mind.Whenever she talks, my dick dies.
>>22458550
>>22458550Sorry, I thought this thread was for disappointing tits. Oh wait it is.>>22458569Yeah, she's got a great body and face in her prime but have you seen her act? She apparently ruined once of the best movies... by not being naked in it if you ask me.
>>22451050What bullshit is that about cocks?Stay in your lane, incel
>>22436592I would hate fuck this bitch.Would shoah her cunt until she begs me to be holocausted
>>22446278>>22445565She's built like a neanderthal because she's literally a neanderthal descendant. She's a juden.
>>22458842>>22458841>>22458551Nazis outting themselves by raging and seething at the mere sight of a beautiful, intelligent, and funny Jewish woman who has had more success in her life than every member of their inbred white trash bloodlines combined. Just a picture of her amazing body intimidates you alt-right-retards into lashing out with your tired and played out anti-Semitic ramblings. I'm gonna fap to this superior Jewish goddess and spill my gentile seed in tribute to her now. I think I'll put Gal Gadot, Natalie Portman, Kat Dennings, Scarlet Johansson, Alison Brie, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Weisz, Mila Kunis, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gwyneth Paltrow, Eva Green, Melissa Rauch, and Amanda Peet (all Jewish and if you've ever fapped to any of them you're a damn hypocrite lol.) Might even throw in Bette Midler and Zoe Kravitz just because I know you red-cap-wearing losers are ageist and racist too. Stay mad, die madder, chuds.
>>22436200>Celebs with disappointing titsWhy would you *want* to see that?
>>22458952*put in
>>22436592>>22450252>>22437289>>22437954For several here, it's not so much the tits are disappointing - it's their body shapes. They have none. The side go straight down from the armpits - no indent for the waist and/or no return curve around the hips.
>>22458952Based win, protect jewish girls by jealous chudoids that hate beauty and joyful girls.
>>22459015>associating Sarah Silverman with beautylolLMAO
>>22459018She is beauty but I also associated her with joy if makes you less mad
>>22436223I get it. I wasn't into these in my younger days, but as I've gotten older I've found these types to be scrumptious.
>>22459020kek show us one picture of her looking genuinely attractive and paste one of her totally genuinely funny jokes anon. prove to us all that she isn't just an unfunny ugly woman with a body like a hormonally-inbalanced man.I've seen loads of her on tv etc and my only memories of her are that cringe dogshit jeff garlin movie where he's a fat loser and she uses him for fat guy sex, and where she plays a teacher in that shit steel panther music video where she keeps calling their music "butt metal."
>>22458962I think diappointing is also meant for “i thought they would be bigger“ since they use padded or push-up bras.
>>22459217
>>22459217>>22459219These aren't disappointing either
>>22459152I find Sarah Silverman's girlfailure look and raw sexual smirk very seductive and attractive, she gives me wild girl fever so I find her hot and gives me a boner just with a photo where she does nothing.About her jokes....well I'm not sure I have found any comedian post-2013 funny, but her interview during Wreck It Ralph made me have fun as in shitpost fun. But even then I said she was joyful, which is different than finding someone funny, like she gives me joy by being joyful.
>>22459230they are small and droopy
>>22459230people in this thread are just posting naturally small tits and calling them disappointing
>>22459247tits are supposed to be droopy that's how gravity works
>>22459255I'm just trying to ignore the moronic comments and the context of why these women are supposedly being posted because this has been one of the best recent threads on /s/. Love small, natural tits and I like it when celebs aren't like Barbie dolls.
you are all insanely fucking gay
>>22459217>>22459219tits aren't disappointing just because they are small ffs, those are god-tier small tits and I say this as a titcow appreciator
>>22459217>>22459219this is fine you faggot
>>22459247those are exquisite
wait, is this the stealth itty bitty titty commitee thread?
>>22459513No, this is the sad saggy patrician appreciator thread but tasteless retards who don't recognize nice tits from all sizes are butting in.
>>22459258No, good breasts are perky and defy gravity. Breasts become droopy or saggy when the cooper’s ligaments break due to weight gain and loss, retarded activity like running, age or abuse from being squeezed and shaken. Once they break, they are disappointing forever and she is used up and worthless >>22459336Being gay would be being disappointed by cocks fag. Only losers cant afford to have preferences since they have limited options and must accept any scraps they are offered
>>22436227I'd still let her give me the Joan Collins special
>>22459724ok but my point is that tits cant defy gravity dude what alien chicks are you fuckingjust say you prefer fake tits and move on
>>22459788Perky tits absolutely do “defy” gravity and do not droop or sag my too old to still be a virgin friend
>>22436232>lovely boobies are practically perfect in every wayiykyk
>>22459977top kek
>>22459977lol got "him"
