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Okay story time...

My girlfriend is a nudist and so is her entire family. I visited her family for the first yesterday and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to go nude, she told me that she had informed her family that I was a new to the whole nudist thing. So I go to her home and take off all my clothes. Her mother greets me with a hug, and then I get an instant erection and it pokes her leg. Her mother said it was fine and made a joke about it, my girlfriend was smiling like she was embarrassed because she had actually told them this wasn't my first time. Then her older sister hugged me, and the same thing happened with her. I just felt weird and embarrassed, so i just sat on the couch for the rest of my time while I was there.

I was literally hard the entire time I was there, her mother and sister were also nude the whole time and were both sitting in front of me. I couldn't make it go down, her mother and sister pretended it didn't happen but i could see them looking at it with a funny look. My girlfriend sat next to me, and told me it was alright. I really just wanted to leave early, so my girlfriend told them i had homework to do. After I left I told my girlfriend that it really made me uncomfortable and I never wanted to do it again. But my girlfriend keeps trying to persuade me that everything is alright, she told me it will take time for me to get used to.

The fact that they all saw me hard the entire time just embarrassed the crap out of me but I couldn't help it... Do you think I shouldn't visit her family again or just fuck that shit? She's at least an 8/10 and we're both 18 if that helps.
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i ain't readin ur fapfic m8
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LMAO Fuck her mother)
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>>12962263
the only solution is to remove your dick before you visit, then maybe reattach it after you leave
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>>12962276
just be careful you don't lose it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

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>>12962276
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>>12962263
Yes, do it again, you'll desensitize yourself, just like that bitch from Kill la Kill isn't so hot anymore after a few episodes
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>>12962271
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>>12962263
fake and gay anon, at least we have the same fetish
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>>12962270
FPBP, as always

>>12962431
This is also true.

>>12962263
Walk off yer boner, mate, it's not that hard. I refuse to believe that you remained that hard for that long unless you or someone else was stroking it the entire time~
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>>12962431
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>>12963495
Exactly, this didn't make me pop a boner!
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>>12962263
I can't belive it if this are real.

>Do you think I shouldn't visit her family again or just fuck that shit?

I guess if you don't mine, go a head!
but if you mind, better to don't have to I guess.
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but clothes are pretty
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>>12962484
okay, on second read this is extremly hote, please post more
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>>12964090
hot doggos
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>>12962263
This is the fakest gayest thing I've ever read on this website. I tried to enjoy it for that after the first sentence, but I could not because it was so incredibly fake and gay, something someone who isn't let out of the basement would write thinking it is convincing. It was not convincing I felt my intelligence being insulted after each consecutive word.

I wouldn't insult people by ever trying to make this pasta, if you do you are proof that mankind is declining. That is how bad your pasta is, pasta itself is just wheat and water and you fucked it up somehow.
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>>12964094
Not everyone can be a pasta chef
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>>12964162
making copypasta on purpose is actually really difficult, there's so many subtle nuances to a genuinely hilarious pasta that somebody earnestly wrote themselves in a moment of seriousness
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>>12964164
Trve
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>>12964164
do people even use copypastas anymore? havent seen one in ages
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>>12964172
The irony is cute, people like you using an avatar forcing a character over and over are literally a copypasta. Blessed ignorance, keep it up chad.
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>>12964173
holy shit youre right lololol
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IANAL but this was extremely toxic of your gf and her family! I’ve been to many Nude families and your gf and her mom should have quickly jerked you off to completion (usually into a tissue but swallowing can be acceptable depending on the family) before continuing the conversation. Leaving you hard and achey the entire time is a major red flag. NTA

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