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Okay story time...

My girlfriend is clothed and so is her entire family. I visited her family for the first yesterday and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to wear clothes, she told me that she had informed her family that I was a new to the whole clothing thing. So I go to her home and keep on all my clothes. Her mother greets me with a hug, and then I get an instant fold in my clothing and it pokes her leg. Her mother said it was fine and made a joke about it, my girlfriend was smiling like she was embarrassed because she had actually told them this wasn't my first time. Then her older sister hugged me, and the same thing happened with her. I just felt weird and embarrassed, so i just sat on the couch for the rest of my time while I was there.

I was literally clothed the entire time I was there, her mother and sister were also clothed the whole time and were both sitting in front of me. I couldn't make the fold in my clothing go away, her mother and sister pretended it didn't happen but i could see them looking at it with a funny look. My girlfriend sat next to me, and told me it was alright. I really just wanted to leave early, so my girlfriend told them i had homework to do. After I left I told my girlfriend that it really made me uncomfortable and I never wanted to do it again. But my girlfriend keeps trying to persuade me that everything is alright, she told me it will take time for me to get used to.

The fact that they all saw me clothed the entire time just embarrassed the crap out of me but I couldn't help it... Do you think I shouldn't visit her family again or just fuck that shit? She's at least an 8/10 and we're both 18 if that helps.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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ok
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haha, memes
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>>12966023
Okay story time...

My girlfriend is a nudist and so is her entire family. I visited her family for the first yesterday and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to go nude, she told me that she had informed her family that I was a new to the whole nudist thing. So I go to her home and take off all my clothes. Her mother greets me with a hug, and then I get an instant erection and it pokes her leg. Her mother said it was fine and made a joke about it, my girlfriend was smiling like she was embarrassed because she had actually told them this wasn't my first time. Then her older sister hugged me, and the same thing happened with her. I just felt weird and embarrassed, so i just sat on the couch for the rest of my time while I was there.

I was literally hard the entire time I was there, her mother and sister were also nude the whole time and were both sitting in front of me. I couldn't make it go down, her mother and sister pretended it didn't happen but i could see them looking at it with a funny look. My girlfriend sat next to me, and told me it was alright. I really just wanted to leave early, so my girlfriend told them i had homework to do. After I left I told my girlfriend that it really made me uncomfortable and I never wanted to do it again. But my girlfriend keeps trying to persuade me that everything is alright, she told me it will take time for me to get used to.

The fact that they all saw me hard the entire time just embarrassed the crap out of me but I couldn't help it... Do you think I shouldn't visit her family again or just fuck that shit? She's at least an 8/10 and we're both 18 if that helps.
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>>12966078
dude wtf!? don't make my post into some weird perverted thing
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>>12966082
xD
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>>12966090
Some men just want to watch the world be potatoes
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>>12966090
I want to smash those potatoes
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>>12966078
Kill you are self larger
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true and straight the truest and straightest shit posted, good job essfouress
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>>12966078
dubs and i post this to /v/
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>>12966157
plz do that
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>>12966157
dubs and I post this to /s4s/

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12966174
mikugirl...
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>>12966193
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>>12966094
I want to mash those potatoes, with butter and salt
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>>12966094
>>12966352
woooo
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You're 31 and you don't have a girlfriend, Josh.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12966956
?
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>>12966023
was this ur family?
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>>12967137
He’s batshit insane. Ignore him
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>>12967510
ok
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>>12967909
butterfly in the skyyyyy
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>>12966090
He loves lesbians though https://youtu.be/P2XMe1hk-xg
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>>12966023
fuggen lel, still fake and gay doe
>>12967507
hote, sauce is masou gakuen HxH for anybody wondering :^)
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>>12967912
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>12967991
hash brown cat?
catshbrown?
browncathash?
hashcat?
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>>12967995
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>>12966157
>>12966174
Rerolling
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>>12968275
but what's below the anime globe
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>>12967952
>sauce is masou gakuen HxH
And how does it compare to Golden Boy?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12968825
Barely nothing can beat golden boy
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>>12966174
ok fuck it i did it anyway
>>>/v/739557938
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>>12968885
mad lad
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>>12968832
no drink and drive no eating while sleeping
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>>12968890
>>12968885
well it didnt last long
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>>12968885
based
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/739557938



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