ok ok, ok ok get this. . . What if, what if, bahah, what if what if what if what if bahahahawaahaw, what if, what if you drank milk straight outta a cow’s udder
>>12967824You should drink semen straight outta my dick, bitch
>>12967824crazy talk>>12967827excessively crazylunacy
that's how u r supposed to drink milk
>>12967832lol but then you have to like get down on your knees under a stinky cow and crawl under there, contorting your body just to get a drinkYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12967824nobody does this
the parentheses are girlfriends
>>12967841>meme petwhy can't you just get a dog or a cat or a bunny like a normal human being
>>12967839>contorting your body just to get a drinkthe hard way is the right wayYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12967841that one is a male and so is the other
>>12967824They like that.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12967824I feel like I've seen this thread before.Your fortune: Bad Luck
What if we had sex under the cow while it patted on the ground
>>12967845ur just jealous of his reptules
Comedy was never you’re forte anyways