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IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/JFNDRafZUn0
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lordy this is some good slop
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merrio man
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slap my chimp up
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I hate scott the reddit
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scott the wop
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>>12973628
le fuggin goooo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>12973654
IT SOUNDED LIKE A WOP

https://youtu.be/OjaC5lb_EGU?si=485TVr_DN3nyykYo

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12973654
ANS HES FROM SOUTH BRONX
THE SOUTH SOUTH BRONX

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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I don't care about nintendo toys
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>>12973663
CONSTIPATED MONKEYS AND WE DON'T QUIT..WE JUST SHIT! H A R D

https://youtu.be/n_o-8vqph0U?si=6FImrxHcz4u8Nc4a

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12973659
I listened to this.
>>12973666
I didn't listen to this.
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>>12973674
can you give me your expert analysis
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Soda the Monkey
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>>12973881
Moda the Sonkey.
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It's the introducing monkey!
He is a very comedic monkey that can do ANYTHING! He can fly a plane, jump rope, screw yo mama, he's the best monkey in the world!
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>>12973890
Soma the Donkey
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>>12973894
Quintaceous Luquandidou
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12973900
that is the monkey's government name when the nintendo lawyer walks in
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Nigamortis
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>>12974424
that's when u fall asleep with the TV on

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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distressing lack of penismank in this thread
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I watched a Dr Dre video and he told me to smoke weed every day. So that's what I've been doing.
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>>12974498
I like Snoop Dogg because he hasn't done literally anything that mattered since the chronic and even that was carried by dres production lol
and white kids worship this mediocre pretend gangbanger DUDE WEED
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>>12974498
Dr. Dre taught me an important lesson which is that if you have teeth in your mouth then his dick's gots to fit.
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he coined the term "monkeys bollocks", here's what he's got to say:
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Picturin' a pint.
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they see me rollin
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down the stairs
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RIP baby menk!
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Soda
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baby mank found laying in a pile of rubble in Ukraine today, RIP Baby Mank!
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baby mank hanging with a noose around his head and a hand down his trousers, gregorian pants as they say
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baby mank done damn died so many times now i can't even keep track of it anymore
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i got ninety-nine problems but dead baby manks ain't one
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And now…
Introducing…
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Soda the Cat
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The ultimate clap back
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>>12975676
is this and infomertial? will i meet billy mays to tell me about menk not devo?
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So it is written
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>>12975680
Infomerta Emeritus
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Known to have an intense zest for shart goblins
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Soda is gay and he sucks some dong
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are you the guy that keeps giving my parents house's coordinates to the iranians?? CAN YOU STOP!?
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yes and no
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would you care to explain
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Bonnie Tyler esque ballad "I Don't Wanna Be Your Penismank"
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isn't that a foo fighters song
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I disenjoy the fool fighters
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>>12976670
could never get into it
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Don't wanna be your monkey mench
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so anyway, we all told Dave Grohl we weren't interested, but he didn't seem too happy about it. I tried to explain to him that we didn't need any music but he just wouldn't go away. He's standing on the front porch yelling right now. What should we do?
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>>12976746
The last time this happened to me he wouldn't leave until we threw peanuts at him
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>>12976771
i don't have any peanuts, do you think uncooked rice would work
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Its worth a try, if that doesn't work hit him with a hammer
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ooh i have a hammer brb
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Watch out for Ed Sheeran he's a motherfucker he stole my mail once and shit in the box. No reason for it.



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