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I just tell a doctor I'm afraid of microwaves and they'll give me autism?
>>12976886no, first u must understand that maser means:MicrowavesAmplified byStremingEmission ofRadiation
I hate when these vtubers try to act cute and quirky and innocent when in actuality they all take their boyfriends cock off stream.
>>12977082It feels nice being the boyfriend though
>>12977082sounds like a you problem the second you watch a girl who has a bf ur inherently a beta maleYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12977082i kno, riteive seen those video where they make watts into lasers and then burn lil holes loleit does not take no rooster intellect to unnerstand that direct energy weapons are not made from batteries lolebut imagine a liquid heated so hot it looks like ur mom squirting at the pool so it shone like it got that tinted water chlorine that get u kicked off the pool
>>12977094absolutely based schizo this nigga unlocked CHIMYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12977082how does that have any bearing on anything at all? They also poop off screen too.
>>12977194>how does my wife taking 500 black cocks a year affect you at all? People. Have. Sex. So what? Deal with it. Yikes you sound so insecure incel chud.
>>12977200>bringing up black cocks unprompted
>>12976885>>12976885>>12976885>>12976885>>12976885i press the minute button. if i need 5 minutes, i press it five times. "Now wait" you say, "won't that take longer than pressing four buttons to dial in the time and start?"Actually no, because it has already started cooking your food the first push of the minute button, whereas with the dial-in method it won't start cooking until you hit "start". This means you get your food 1 or 2 seconds earlier.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12977206Racist
>>12977093>>12977094based
>>12977211I can't recall the last time i thought about black penis sex while watching someone play minecraft. maybe im him.
>>12977093They all have boyfriends. Don't pretend your gooner ass hasn't watched a vtuber before.
>>12977211>>12977211>>12977211>>12977211Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
being parasocially cucked by a vtuber is hot though
>>12977200it literally doesn't affect you at all, though. what a weird take.
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