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when you realize that nothing you do can make you lose your spot in heaven because Jesus Christ paid the price for all your sins past, present, and future
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Anonymous
 No.12979312
 No.12979312
eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.12979349
 No.12979349
Mark 3:28-30
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Anonymous
 No.12979355
 No.12979355
>>12979349
fr*ck the holy spirit! (see, because i didn't actually say the fr*ck word i can still get into heaven!)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12979359
 No.12979359
>>12979349
a believer would never commit the unforgiveable sin though
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Anonymous
 No.12979362
 No.12979362
>>12979359
But it’s possible
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Anonymous
 No.12979366
 No.12979366
>>12979362
no becuase Jesus Christ paid the price for all of the believers sin, past present and future, so it doesnt make sense for a believer to have a sin thats unforgiveable
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hate.
 No.12979367
 No.12979367
well what’s the catch?
being stuck in eternal hell on earth
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Anonymous
 No.12979373
 No.12979373
>>12979367
theres no catch
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tea fren
 No.12979378
 No.12979378
>>12979367
it's just a couple of impact events bro.
don't sweat it~

the smoke of that torment will rise forever.

but it's also going to destroy the evil works that have caused so much needless suffering.

bend over and kiss the paddle.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
 No.12979385
 No.12979385
>>12979366
You are denying the words of the individual you worship
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Anonymous
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 No.12979386
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every time you see Christians quote scripture, they can't help but bicker amongst each other. they can never seem to agree on any interpretation, they are always splitting into different factions, and the people at the top are always fixating on micro aspects of the faith to justify their own personal convictions.
I really don't think anybody truly believes. Especially religious leaders. They bend the rules to their will. There's just no way to behave in a way that is comprehensive and consistent with every possible interpretation. You're always gonna be quibbling about what it really means, and it's never in the persuit of divine truth but just to satisfy your need to feel pious. It's so futile.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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hate.
 No.12979388
 No.12979388
>>12979373
>>12979378
Rebranded rabbi
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Anonymous
 No.12979390
 No.12979390
>>12979385
not at all
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tea fren
 No.12979420
 No.12979420
>>12979388
>rebranded rabbi

you took the cheap shot. lol.
i would expect no less from you rembrandt.

god could raise children of abraham from stones on the ground. the reverse must also be true.
i got no stake or interest in labels or religious affiliation. is this a book about jews, christians or the living god?

terri davis would make a better bible teacher than 99.9% of what's out there. but in his own words the "cia niggers" would shut it down.
i mean someone's gotta put God to the test right?

i'll just leave it at that.

post more draws please.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12979423
 No.12979423
>>12979420
tea fren are you certain youre going to heaven when you die
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Anonymous
 No.12979426
 No.12979426
>>12979390
Why did he say “but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven”
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Anonymous
 No.12979435
 No.12979435
>>12979426
because whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven... how does this contradict Jesus paying the price for all believers sins past present and future
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tea fren
 No.12979439
 No.12979439
>>12979423

"I can't help it 'bout the shape I'm in
I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to"

–Peter Green

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.12979442
 No.12979442
>>12979439
just say yes or no, Mr. Peterson
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tea fren
 No.12979461
 No.12979461
>>12979442
i'm gonna go watch asmongold now.
see ya later.

*sip*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.12979466
 No.12979466
>>12979461
horrible choice of entertainment if you're serious
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Anonymous
 No.12979469
 No.12979469
>>12979442
his answer can be implied as no because he refuses to answer this question any time you ask this, contrary to if you ask someone who is certain theyre going to heaven, they would say yes happily
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tea fren
 No.12979479
 No.12979479
>>12979466

"Oh well"

–Peter Green

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12979482
 No.12979482
>>12979469
kys
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Anonymous
 No.12979484
 No.12979484
>>12979479
if xer were Indian xer would be called Peter Brown lole

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12979487
 No.12979487
>>12979479
everything you quote has the depth of a snapple cap
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Anonymous
 No.12979492
 No.12979492
>>12979482
you have no ideas of your own
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tea fren
 No.12979510
 No.12979510
>>12979487
waow that's deep bro. thanks for laying that on me and hipping me to the trip.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12979512
 No.12979512
>>12979510
not only is it low effort sarcasm but it's not even deserved in this situation
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Anonymous
 No.12979513
 No.12979513
>>12979510
most honest tea fren post
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tea fren
 No.12979519
 No.12979519
>>12979512
:)

i try.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.12979520
 No.12979520
>>12979510
tea fren you're such a hayseed
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tea fren
 No.12979523
 No.12979523
>>12979520
*achoo*

i get allergic to those.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
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 No.12979525
>>12979519
I thought you were gonna go watch opinion slop because you ran out of quotes to copy and paste in the hopes you would fool a rube into thinking tangential vaguearies are what wisdom is
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tea fren
 No.12979528
 No.12979528
>>12979525
i got your tangential vaguearies right here pal.

*grabs crotch*

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
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>>12979528
you sure do
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Anonymous
 No.12979657
 No.12979657
There is no god but Allah, Muhammad is the messenger of Allah
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Anonymous
 No.12979663
 No.12979663
>>12979657
muhammed is a liar false prophet lol
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Anonymous
 No.12979926
 No.12979926
>>12979307
>jesus paid the toll
AHAHAHA man...

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.12980005
 No.12980005
>>12979469
or maybe he doesnt answer because asking randos to certify their afterlife itinerary is weird and gay
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Anonymous
 No.12980008
 No.12980008
>>12980005
Why is it weird and gay to me joyful that the Lord gifted you heaven so you want to share it with other people
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Anonymous
 No.12980023
 No.12980023
>>12980008
To be*
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