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Anonymous
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Day 12 sober
Beer time (non-alcoholic)
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Anonymous
 No.12981576
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>>12980648
you can have a lil albohol

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12981585
 No.12981585
I have a six pack in the fridge but I don’t even want it which is strange because I used to drink like a fishy
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Catfish
 No.12981591
 No.12981591
I'm tired of drinking in a sort of way
typed as I'm double fisting fours and smoking dementor

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.12981595
 No.12981595
alcohol has calories = bad
marijuana makes you eat = bad
cocaine makes you not eat = good
opiates make you lose appetite = good
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Catfish
 No.12981598
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>>12981595
yeah vodka has made calories

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12981600
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>>12981591
you need a good raping in your ass
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Anonymous
 No.12981601
 No.12981601
>>12981595
just get an adhd diagnosis and take amphetamines, its a lot less dangerous than cocaine or opiates and it will suppress craving for alcohol or weed

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Catfish
 No.12981609
 No.12981609
>>12981601
cocaine isnt dangerous unless you're rich enough to afford it lol
opiate withdrawal is the closest incarnation to hell lme can feel
and stimulants are fun but having abused them psychosis and teeth grinding are so cute n sanrio :33
Adderall was crazy I wouldn't eat or sleep for two days and still have the energy to go welding and scrap metal in the evening lol whitr trash grindset

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12981610
 No.12981610
>>12981601
can I still fab my bepis
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Catfish
 No.12981613
 No.12981613
>>12981610
oh boy will you

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12981617
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>>12981613
can I rape your gay ass?
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Catfish
 No.12981621
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>>12981617
sure man I got nothing better to do and clearly you don't either

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.12981627
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>>12981621
you're bad at insults
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Catfish
 No.12981631
 No.12981631
>>12981627
does one insult an insect
unless it's a mosquito biting me
(which it is)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12981632
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>>12981631
*rapes your gay ass*
damn why am I coughing and feel weak
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Anonymous
 No.12981676
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>>12981610
Once you fall into the stimfapping, you won't come out until you come down. Also, it causes the best possible orgasms, ever TM

Your fortune: Good Luck
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