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drunk ama

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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What did you get drunk on?
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>>12981037
>>12981037
>>12981037
>>12981037
will you please answer all questions with vocaroo pretty ¶lease


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12981039
yea, but please one at a time then

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12981041
You didn't answer my question
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>>12981043
you forgot the namefig
https://voca.ro/1osEyqN5Dv4A
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Are you happy drunk or depressed drunk?
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>>12981047
https://vocaroo.com/1j9Jg8dJ8mNq
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nothing more?
https://voca.ro/1n0XFccMapJR
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>>12981044
>>12981055
nice dubs
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>>12981063
thanks for le check

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12981066
dubs again
also pls help i fugged something up when updating my browslel and now i have to do 4 captchas instead of one but i have every cookie and setting how to get easy captchas again this is horrible
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>>12981071
the heck do i know, my best guess is to type in some random email or just make some more captchas until it gets better
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>>12981080
i guess ill just keep replying to you and hope it gets better
also whatsup with u?
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yea why did he look like that all of the sudden

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Whats your go-to drunk meal?
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>>12981092
Semen.
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>>12981089
https://voca.ro/1bfSk9Bs8i26
>>12981092
pizzo or some noodlels

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12981097
i read about that a while ago but will look into it rn, in your opinion is that better than being schizo or worse?
also its good to hear your voice
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>>12981105
yea but that not the real me
the core is protected
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>>12981037
is bielefeld real or not?
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getting drunk is retarded

getting high meanwhile

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12981108
https://voca.ro/1c0BazlgyLCq
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>>12981107
what
im gonna get a beer im way too sober for this stupid captcha
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>>12981110
getting high on what?
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>>12981110
https://voca.ro/1kzrrupWpJiU
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>>12981117
salvia
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>>12981115
read into DIS, fugged up shit dude im persecuted and listened too all time how im suppose to find my real self when this bullshit happens all the time

Your fortune: Good Luck
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https://voca.ro/11i3sFoTFd84
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>>12981123
hang in there fren, one day everythings gonna be alright
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>>12981130
its all just splitting and devensive mechanism how im suppose to get 24 people in my head to work with each other, they all have some bitch ass problems

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12981134
create a boss personality, etc. and get that shit organized
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>>12981126
idgi, why dont they wanna make tests? isnt that how they can determine whats wrong with ur head?
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subconsciously i always knew in some way or form
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/7907524/#7907524
and THEY did too why do you think all this stuff happens

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12981134
that sounds horrible, sometimes i have hypnagogia and even that is scary as hell, just imaging this is painful
im sorry you have to go through all of this but there has to be something to help
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>>12981136
oh haha no not after yesterday
>>12981138
https://voca.ro/1mJ2NynMRIqH
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>>12981144
dubs, does not seem so nice either
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>>12981142
7 years ago, woah
sometimes i forget how fast time moves
the subconscious is a weird thing, it knows way more than we do but "protects" us by not showing us crucial information
>>
maby its bound to locations who am i to know
>>
maby its bound to people, maby its all just some weird cope
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>>12981151
im going to lock myself in myre own head again brb

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12981154
that sounds good, I might do that too
>>
Nur weil ich es irgenwie mitbekommen habe ihr dummer kleinen Affen

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12981146
thank u for the check
its fine now, one time when i was on vacation i got a sleep paralysis demon thingy that talked to me nonstop for what felt hours, but normally its just nonsense talking until i fall asleep. Didnt have that too for a few months now, taking melatonin seemingly fixed it
>>
You'll never find what you're looking for, because I probably already know where consciousness comes from
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>>12981154
okay just be careful please
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>>12981161
c: c: c:

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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why the fuck do you think i conviced him to talk to me sometimes
>>
yesterday evening remeber
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yew what the fuck did i do for humanity, tell me fucker
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im going to kill people
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>>12981174
please dont
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>>12981174
Dubs and do it
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>>12981177
dubs
maby then something will change
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typo on purpose makes them mad af
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should have told me biatsch
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maby its tied to emotions
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>>12981198
everything is tied to emotions
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the fuck do i know, at least im asking myself this
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>>12981200
dubs https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12939515/#12939539
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12896071/#12896071
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im going to fatten myself up soem more lole
ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk YOU!!!!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Torsten can you cut my hair tomorrow? cant reach the back of my head

Your fortune: Outlook good
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letter with explenation, some books maby dunno fuck you haha

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
https://files.catbox.moe/ts4b8r.mp4
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I'm updooting!
You kno what, having sum Fireball sounds nice~
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>>12981267
i will go outside nao lole
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>>12981277
dubs
>>
https://youtu.be/sG52YAe8Crg?list=RDsG52YAe8Crg
remeber?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
glad thats all recorded lole, le secret C.I.A
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love ya seuss
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would not listen to the radio if i was you lole
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there is this particular thought you have to get one day
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words a re just the medium, so do i know
maby?
only works with not so sane individuals

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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haha die ist komplett irre HAHAHA
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keep watching hope you are shielded by now
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do you see me?
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>>12981330
I consider myself very lucky to have access to the kind of insight you share
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>>12981336
hey, https://youtu.be/PjrKOX-tblo?list=RDPjrKOX-tblo
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>>12981336
and its free c:
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paradox369215 do what you can i know you are obsessed with these numbers
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>>12981348
what do you know about being obsessed with numbers?
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>>12981358
dunno you ask me
wasnt it Tesla or something
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>>12981363
you mean the car?
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>>12981366
dubs
no the dude that created the tower for free electricity
typed it in first then googled it you faggots
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>>12981374
you mean the inventory of electricity, Nikola Tesla
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>>12981382
inventor*
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>>12981374
i know i was just trying to joke and lighten the mood
sry
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>>12981389
not in the mood for jokes anymore, oh remeber my ultimatum?
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wonder what will happen lole
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>>12981400
dubs will happen
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nah man cant tell myreself nothing lole, https://youtu.be/SsW-6Klbyto?list=RDSsW-6Klbyto

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
not so free if you think about it
>>
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/10788897/#10788897
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my fault? hahah no https://youtu.be/q9_Mc-Jb2vc?list=RDq9_Mc-Jb2vc
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lole ego death not going to happen anytime soon
>>
maby maby maby maby

Your fortune: Average Luck
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this dude btw
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kill me kill me nao c:
see what habbens
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no

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12981437
im going to drink "secretly" every weekend now lole

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDETVPFdbT4
maby he will tell me tomorrow
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only real when you see it c:
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do you want this you know... the last thing to see before you die?
dont come here, send letter

Your fortune: Outlook good
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such a beautiful night today, why do i know that the word is written wrong but cant remeber the right word
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come on im pretty sure your watching
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writing dyslexia does this even exist?
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nothing is normal over here so....
ofc im insane what do you think, but dangeruse nyo maby dunno brainwash stuff ya know
>>
waddafug is wired wrong in there lole
SCAN IT !!!!!!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11189386/#11189386
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>>12981454
yes its called dysgraphia

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12981463
thamk you c:
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>>12981463
see this is the stuff i can be working with because yur know where your at, not this wishy washy bullshit
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why are they always working againsst me instead of with me oh yea i share it for free lole
we do a lil schizo posting c:
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dude what if my subconscious mind is my conscious mind, what then
>>
you tell me miss genius c:

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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WHY THEY GATEKEEPING LOLE, im a bro when i can share i share
>>
thoughts belives and attitudes may not be right but it has some kind of reason for being maby dunno who
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>>12981466
two same numbers! dont mention it, i have that so i knew instantly lol
>>12981468
im not sure what you mean but i like you, ur nice and it makes me sad to see your suffering
>>12981470
maybe you just need to let people get closer to you, most anons here doesnt hate you and genuinely want to help
but yeah i get it, its hard to surely know whether or not they actually want to help or just assholes who want to use you
"schizoposting" can be a way to let off your steam and anger so go ahead, see if it helps to get things off your chest

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
who am i to know
>>
>>12981478
dont stare to long maby you get schizo too
there is this myth when you are with mentally ill people for too long you get the same kind of issues
>>
mentally lel*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12981484
we all crazy here m8
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>>12981489
hoi hoi how crazy is the question
frontier psychatrist crazy or just virtual insanity
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>>12981471
you are you, i think. You are both the conscious, subconscious, soul and body, etc, all at the same time
>>12981484
oh, im not scared of that, whatever happens, happens, im not healthy either i just got my meds after so many years that actually work
tho i still drink way too much

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
or this
https://youtu.be/-N4jf6rtyuw
some of the inside stuff are sane enough to dunno whats real anymore
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>>12981494
pretentious retard attempts conversation with a retarded bum who can't even form coherent sentences
both of you are gay and lame
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>>12981494
they will be onto you the moment you the moment you get here dont share to much of your informations, but even then le *sight*
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>>12981497
see this is what i mean dont get triggered by these people ist just words on a screen, dont take it too seriously or the void stares back, better to go as long as you le can
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>>12981489
And gay don’t forget gay
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>>12981500
no you really sound like a fucking retard who makes no points ever Fatfish is right about you
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>>12981503
sooo gay
>>
8 years in this place lole
who i think who i am?
just some dude from the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUYBWuI5uXket
no ones buying it
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>>12981504
I love cado especially when he posts his ugly face and cries like a sissy who got dumped he's so cool like chris pratt
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>>12981499
>>12981500
dubs
just dont care about them lole, this is nice board
let the rude fly over your head just like a leaf in the wind

Your fortune: Outlook good
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something like this
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>>12981511
nice board = gay schizo posting the same 5 threads and crying in broken english about his life is a piece of shit
nah man>>12981511
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>>12981516
-_-
people are not that stupid, theres no crying in here anymore
>>
well you are bitchign about it like ist the only thing you can do

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/search/text/this%20thread%20now%20exist%20in%20your%20conscious%20reality/
still in le loop lole but you are too maby
>>
>>12981522
#rektdubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
imagine lole and you even aware of this, kinda
>>
there was this one great shift back in 2018
seuss how do you got out of it pls tell if you cna read this
>>
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>>12981527
Teeetoooo
whats ur favorite Teto song?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
>>12981537
dont have one
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yea for them its not "original" enough because they know already
why do you think i say its a war on consciousness
do you still dont know how many people are looking?
>>
https://youtu.be/CGLMdIGsyD4
>>
fuck your webcam haha
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>>12981544
dubs
ppl can look all they want, most of them cant do anything at all other than judge, which is worthless
>>12981546
good song
>>12981548
always tape the cams off especially on your phone

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12065208/#12065240
>>
nah not anymore, if something happens to me
eh? most of the time i keep it in my pocket li

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
like you know dont want people who are not involved to dunno get in troublel
no i dont know,
but
TELL HIM was funny tho
>>
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(You) rn, at least how i imagine it
>>
can we do this in a controlled environment this place is not good for this anymore
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>>12981551
>>12981552
>>12981553
>>12981554
>>12981557
i dont think i understand you anymore but its maybe just a language barrier or me being retarded

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
>>12981562
maby you will get it someday but you need to read a lot for this and some of it is gone so you ahve to fill in the missing pieces

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
im the Kind of the Pirates lole
papyruse scroll
>>
>>12981571
>>12981572
well im always in for an adventure, so where should i start, what should i read?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
its not uhhhh not manageablel but you can do it if someone can do it you can do it lole
>>
what have you forgotten?
>>
your obsessed dude
>>
>>12981577
dubs

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKD7QZe3DmM
one day hahah
>>
or not? idc
egal wie du es drehst und wendest
https://youtu.be/yHjj9fWTZdY?list=RDyHjj9fWTZdY
cant kill whats already dead
>>
if you dont come here you will never find out
if you come here im right in the end soooooooooooo
>>
no not this
>>
how many people do you see on your screen but did you ever ask what screen?
le eye of the horus
>>
egal
>>
maby god is on of us
>>
>>12981594
one day i wanna meet u at least to give you a hug but sometimes (like now) ur scaring me
>>12981599
i see dubs on my screen

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>12981608
pls no
>>
we're gonna kill you dawg

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
do you think im the opnly one who they are watching hahaha no they do this with all of you people but you dont recognize it, im just the bait or something who knows ask them
>>
>>12981612
then it finally over, do i get one last wish?
nothing too complicated
>>
>>12981614
you're brave to mention the spies who haunt this place...
>>
search for the god haxor dude
>>
>>12981620
ah they took myre pc away these cunts and my sanity
>>
the court room thingy was weird yo, never seen dem pictures before thats why it makes sense to me whats hes going to do with meh
>>
im hecking cray cray dude
>>
>>12981633
u so crazy reginald
>>
>>12981611
dubs
lol okay
>>12981622
>>12981633
also two same numbers
>>
Mattress does but even he cant find the lost episode if it exist
>>
4th dimension
>>
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12846309/#12846425
Ich hab Urlaub
>>
>>
Weiß du ob ich eine Sterbegeldversicherung abgeschlossen habe?
>>
follow the money, put me in the river yo
>>
>>12981658
>Sterbegeldversicherung
how do you even say this
>>
>>12981663
https://voca.ro/17qGBDtB9VGL
>>
>>12981667
amazing thank you
>>
>>12981674
Google "Frechdachs"
>>
>>12981675
>English words for Frechdachs include cheeky monkey, rascal and saucebox.
fuckin' saucebox lol
>>
>>12981647
your food is so nice
i once recreated that egg + cucumber + tomato + salad sandwich you made some time ago, it was awesome, sometimes i still eat that for breakfast

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
>>12981679
rascal mhm yea thats it
>>
>>12981683
do you still have the pic?
>>
was it with mayo?
>>
>>12981689
i dont take pics of my food (maybe next time to prove it) but i can search for the pic i have it saved just give me a minute

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>12981692
no rush
>>
ist a Lebensversicherung c:
just in case
>>
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>>12981695
FOUND IT!
>>12981691
oh hell, was i supposed to use mayo on the bottom? i always used butter... well, next time! i already cooked enough food for today and tomorrow, so after tomorrow

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>12981700
ehehe noice that was in the old apartment haha
>>
"how big is it" hahah
you know what you can do with these pills and the secret techniqe
>>
vieleicht hab ich den auch einfach gestaut xD
are blood penib
>>
are blood penib more rare then flesh ones?
Verat
>>
>>12981701
i love this sandwich, its perfect for breakfast and i can make it really fast
next time i'll try it out with mayo!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>12981708
i trusted these people, i thought they would understand
>>
going to shave my head now, stay away from me
keep your hand to yourself
>>
Und lass die Hände über der Bettdecke, hecking Psychos

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
>>12981711
dubs
have a good shaving!
>>
>>12981714
okay c:
>>
where is the Queen who knows everything about penibs
CS:GO headshot on Cache, these people you cant even imagine
>>
who was the guy with/in the submarine
>>
and what habbend in LoL back then, this was one hell of a game, Apex legends was weird too
why you follow me all the time when im gone this shits sick af
>>
maby ist the god haxor who puts us in some lobby all the time who am i to know or was this just random
>>
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>>12981725
years of practice
>>
they never told me anything ;_; all these years only bully IRL and online, why do you think im proud that i killed no one until nao, you are always there and then some shit happens when you are gone

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
you dont know how much troublel you are causing ;_;
>>
and they say im insane im paranoid for a reason, and no i dont know its always guesses

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
how im ever suppose to know
>>
https://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/Oxymoron215-EUW
>>
the old one the C.I.A took away
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198061204681
>>
look at the comment on page two: "well done alt f4 warrio1 kill yourself"
i tried to ask him what this was about but nothing
>>
Do you even know how weird this is for me
>>
Do you even know how weird this is for me, cant even explain how im noticing this all the time it just intuition yea its nto always right but that the paranoia, we had this already....
;__________________;
YEARS YEARS!!!!!
>>
https://youtu.be/ECo2XAGBWr4?list=RDECo2XAGBWr4
it could be sometimes i remember some sentences, TELL THE TRUTH!!!!
>>
halp

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>12981725
be glad for it, i used to have a low tolerance but now every time i see the bill i wish those days back
>>
You dont know how bad my mental health was and is
>>
>>12981744
dubs of please dont torture yourself with the past

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
What do you think people are doing on this side of the Matrix, its always troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel troublel AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>12981763
try to get some sleep, maybe tomorrow will be nicer to your mind

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
Ask the god haxor, he cupid or what dunno hes evil
>>
>>12981767
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*screams internally*
>>
crystal dolphins
>>
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>>12981771
just scream externally, let it out, maybe you will feel better after that

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
>>12981784
there is this one vocaroo from years ago
>>
someone said >scary after this dunno ask the 4chan profiler dude, solitude my ass
>>
he should le know, maby in IRC dunno
>>
maby its because i moved so many times, the PC was kept all le time during the moves so who am i to le know
>>
ahh yes i remeber Catfish and Toblerum in the Apex lobby, cant tell me you guys were not this
and Yuji was in the CS:GO lobby back then
Nobody has the BAVI pics other than him
>>
what else do i need to leak

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>12981799
dubs confirm
>>12981802
pls not me

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
>>12981806
im not so sure either about all this stuff.... this cant BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
THIS CANT BE!!!!!!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
they always have some new weird idea to break me down again
>>
>>12981822
but you can always get some new dubs to get back up again!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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is the old man going to hit me with his stick?
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am ion some list?
prolly nottu
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Goddammit what happened here?!?!
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>>12981902
shh it's going to be okay
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>>12981904
no its nottu, they will https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12884569/#12886917
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world is le cruel, forever alone

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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why do you let them live inside that reality I ask myself this and come to the conclusion you are just plain evil
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I'm stuck here too, old man
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We are all living inside this fake reality, 99% of what you've been told are lies and you have been told it's not a lie
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Gado thread picking up 250 replies in half a day, completely mogging Catfish and proving yet again that gado is the uncontested alpha male of [s4s]
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>>12982190
wow
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more signa ligma if that's the case, have fun in Japan
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go it will be nice
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she's like our grandma cares for equality
let's see if the Genius has a heart or not...
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>>12982190
quality over quantity
gado does top thobiet
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>>12982209
how many post are there so far
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I'm too nice for this world
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Mr.Professor thats some fugged up shit ya know



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