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i use android
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i use condoms for masturbation
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>>12981935

Would you like a cookie?

I don't mean to sound rude. I just have a plate full of cookies and I want to share them with everyone, go ahead, take one or two
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>>12981935
choosing between apple and google is like choosing between cancer and aids.
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>>12981935

Would you like a handjob?

I don't mean to sound gay. I just feel like grabbing your cock and I want to share my pleasure with you, go ahead, pull out your penis
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>>12981941
Oh you must be the epictradguy who doesn't use smartphones.
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>>12981935
would you like to die?
i dont mean to be rude i just no yeah i wanna be rude, kill yourself retarded abusive normalfag

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12981964
i have been withput a phone since like last year, only my puter, i dont miss mah phone iHATE mah phone stupid doomscroling bitch i hate it and i dont miss it at all, my puter is more than enought i dont need cia niggers followin me around when i want to touch grass and get drugs
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>>12981964
im not rly trad, but you're right that I don't like smartphones. My gaming desktop is fairly modern, I run CachyOS on it. I'd like to switch to a dumbphone, just gotta figure out the logistics of being smartphone-free.
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>>12981941
>>12981974
You people are the reason why things are like this. And it’s absolutely fucking shit and that is putting it very lightly
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>>12982002
stfu jew, drugs are my friends, you dont like them because you worship jewish cock, stupid burgerland whale
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>>12981996
you just walk???? who needs to talk with normies anyways, get neetbux, do drugs, befriend homeless crackheads, life outside the cave, yall looking at shadows all day, LOOK AT THE REAL WORLD
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>>12982008
my mum messages me on whatsapp lol.
I would have to get her to use something else to message me.
i also talk to friends on discord while out of the house sometimes. It's something I'd have to live without. There's also bank apps. The main way I access my bank is through the app, it has a website, but it makes you jump through extra hoops to login, it's kind of a pain. Lastly is that some websites like paypal make you confirm with your phone before being able to login. I'd have to make sure that i have it switched off for everything.
All of this is doable, i just have a tendency to put things off.
>>12982002
?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12982004
Drugs are gay. And drugs are also shit. What the fuck are you trying to tell me about worship when your people travel to my country just to stand on the side of the road?
Try me and let’s make it true then fuck face
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>>12981935
i use yourmom
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>>12982011
you are the big gay
a massive faggot u may say
i really hope the orange man sends you all to die for israel lmao

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