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anyone else hate shitting in public because you can't throughouly clean your ass?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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like I've been holding onto this nurgle since lunch and I literally have to shower or at least wash my ass with soap after I shit

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12983035
yes I'm an american who uses bidets at home and nowhere else in my country uses them so I have a huge incentive to never use public restrooms because toilet paper is disgusting and never gets you clean
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>>12983043
maybe I'm a shitphobe cuz I literally never sit on the seat I'm a squatter and I blast it out in seconds I only have toilet paper to get most .."debris" out then I clean with wipes
I'm gross but having a dirty ass just bugs me lol

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12983035
yep
>>12983043
i live in a country where is very common
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>>12983049
I think it's normal, it's uncomfortable as hell idk how people do it
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REV UP THAT WOODCHIPPER!
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>>12983053
jim norton said it best "ya got a salt n vinegar chip between ur ass cheeks"

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12983042
how much fiber is in your diet dawg
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At home I wipe my ass with paper towels and then wet wipes lol
I hate being unclean
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>>12983281
>paper towels
not my first choice but admirable

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12983281
just wet the toilet paper in the sink usually found next to the toilet in most homes
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>>12983289
you don't understand toilet paper disentergeates in water and leaves lil tps on ur butthole
long story short wiping is literally a thing of the past if you're not cleaning with sanitary wipes u a nurgle ass nigga and I praise u

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12983296
this is nice board

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12983299
looks like my nightmares retard
nice dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12983331
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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>>12983352
how about actually reading rats in the walls, the hound, the portrait and Dagon
then u pass out cuz ur old and busted

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Yeah I wouldn’t expect you to know how to clean your ass anyways aside from dry douching it with massive black dragon dildos you fucking faggot.
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Drown yourself in a diarrhea-filled gas station toilet, you worthless degenerate pedophile gooner retard.
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>>12983389
>>12983408
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>>12983408
LOOOOL
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>>12983408
Please be nice to Catfish, he's one of [s4s]'s most precious treasures
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>>12983408
THIS NIGGA NAMED JOSH
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>>12983408
I also want to reply to the post with several replies.
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>>12983442
Now this is how you fun post
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>>12983425
go fucking kill yourself, unfunny faggot
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>>12983035
i just had a dream about that i shit you not
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>>12983408
Obsessed~
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>>12983522
go fugging dubs yourself
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jfc even if I was a faggot or had similar mental illness I wouldn't want to be associated with the lgbt cult and their fag flags
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>>12984157

OP's picture is a pedophile picture. That's the pedophile pride flag with "PDF file" on the character's butt.
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>>12983425
just end your suffering
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>>12983035
Have one of those single wet wipes they give away at restaurants, use toilet paper for a rough wipe then finish off with the wet wipe.
It's really not that difficult, sometimes I feel like I'm posting with retards.
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I love shit
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>>12983035
>>12983049
>>12983288
fat faggot
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>>12984391
Please be nice to Catfish. He's my friend
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>>12984391
obsessed
>>12984396
he hates you thoughever
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>>12984420
420 confirmed
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>>12983068
antis talkin like i wont gun their entire family down if i ever got caught
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>>12984391
tfw u nut but xhe keeps suckin
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gooning my shit
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>>12984420
he's just being tsundere
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>>12984565
lol you're such a fag
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Gaping asshole is so hot.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12984570
Prettiest rose in the garden

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12984622
Prettiest dubs in the garden

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12984420
yeah but fuck you anyways
>>12984396
fuck off and kill yourself
>>12984548
fuck off
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>>12984649
obsessed
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>>12984655
dubs
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>>12984655
fuck you
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>>12985412
made lole



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