anyone else hate shitting in public because you can't throughouly clean your ass?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
like I've been holding onto this nurgle since lunch and I literally have to shower or at least wash my ass with soap after I shitYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12983035yes I'm an american who uses bidets at home and nowhere else in my country uses them so I have a huge incentive to never use public restrooms because toilet paper is disgusting and never gets you clean
>>12983043maybe I'm a shitphobe cuz I literally never sit on the seat I'm a squatter and I blast it out in seconds I only have toilet paper to get most .."debris" out then I clean with wipes I'm gross but having a dirty ass just bugs me lolYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12983035yep>>12983043i live in a country where is very common
>>12983049I think it's normal, it's uncomfortable as hell idk how people do it
REV UP THAT WOODCHIPPER!
>>12983053jim norton said it best "ya got a salt n vinegar chip between ur ass cheeks"Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12983042how much fiber is in your diet dawg
At home I wipe my ass with paper towels and then wet wipes lolI hate being unclean
>>12983281>paper towels not my first choice but admirableYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12983281just wet the toilet paper in the sink usually found next to the toilet in most homes
>>12983289you don't understand toilet paper disentergeates in water and leaves lil tps on ur butthole long story short wiping is literally a thing of the past if you're not cleaning with sanitary wipes u a nurgle ass nigga and I praise uYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12983296this is nice boardYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12983299looks like my nightmares retard nice dubsYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12983331Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
>>12983352how about actually reading rats in the walls, the hound, the portrait and Dagonthen u pass out cuz ur old and bustedYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Yeah I wouldn’t expect you to know how to clean your ass anyways aside from dry douching it with massive black dragon dildos you fucking faggot.
Drown yourself in a diarrhea-filled gas station toilet, you worthless degenerate pedophile gooner retard.
>>12983389>>12983408
>>12983408LOOOOL
>>12983408Please be nice to Catfish, he's one of [s4s]'s most precious treasures
>>12983408THIS NIGGA NAMED JOSH
>>12983408I also want to reply to the post with several replies.
>>12983442Now this is how you fun post
>>12983425go fucking kill yourself, unfunny faggot
>>12983035i just had a dream about that i shit you not
>>12983408Obsessed~
>>12983522go fugging dubs yourself
jfc even if I was a faggot or had similar mental illness I wouldn't want to be associated with the lgbt cult and their fag flags
>>12984157OP's picture is a pedophile picture. That's the pedophile pride flag with "PDF file" on the character's butt.
>>12983425just end your suffering
>>12983035Have one of those single wet wipes they give away at restaurants, use toilet paper for a rough wipe then finish off with the wet wipe.It's really not that difficult, sometimes I feel like I'm posting with retards.
I love shit
>>12983035>>12983049>>12983288fat faggot
>>12984391Please be nice to Catfish. He's my friend
>>12984391obsessed>>12984396he hates you thoughever
>>12984420420 confirmed
>>12983068antis talkin like i wont gun their entire family down if i ever got caught
>>12984391tfw u nut but xhe keeps suckin
gooning my shit
>>12984420he's just being tsundere
>>12984565lol you're such a fag
Gaping asshole is so hot.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12984570Prettiest rose in the gardenYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12984622Prettiest dubs in the gardenYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12984420yeah but fuck you anyways >>12984396fuck off and kill yourself >>12984548fuck off
>>12984649obsessed
>>12984655dubs
>>12984655fuck you
>>12985412made lole