My balls have red splotches all over them where I sweat a lot and can't stop digging my balls and being rough pulling on my nuts through my pajama pants. I also have a foul odor that I can smell from my cock n balls from just sitting around and it wafts into my nostrils every time my legs move to take another step when I walk around my home. I shower everyday. How can I get rid of my stanky crotch rot?Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12983401By the way this didn't start happening until I put on over 50 pounds in the last two years. I've been a NEET and mostly just sit around binge watching shit like The Vampire Diaries, Skins, Degrassi, and other drama shows wishing I could fuck these hot fucking bitches but instead I just stuff my face full of food, watch these shows, and masturbate. I try to imagine all of these girls farting and shittin with it getting me really in the mood. I wish I could have sex with a fine bitch with a hairy cunt that she's willing to smother me with. Too bad my life is hell and I'm now a fucking fat ass that has a stinky penis.Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Try going outside, Josh.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12983401Unironically start putting on deodorant underneath your ball sack
>>12983432Wouldn't that burn and cause even more issues?>>12983430I can't there's always black people outside of my door.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
My dick is very itchy and I need a shower. But here I am watching Degrassi and ate an entire pot full of macaroni and cheese. Now I'm going for some cake and ice cream.
>>12983587This is the hardest I've laughed at anything I've seen tiday. Gold star sir.
>>12983588My life is a big fat joke I guess...I also had a tall glass of milk which is going to make me fart like a hippo with the shits.
I took a shower finally. I really scrubbed the hell out of my junk. I even flossed my ass, gooch, dick, balls, and pubic region real good with a loofah on a stick. It felt soo fucking good to do it. I could feel the cheesey flakey skin ball up and wash away. Not sure why this builds up on me after a simple 6 to 12 hours. I feel like I'd need to shower 3 to 4 times a day if I wanted the smell and to truly feel clean.
I just took a big shit. My asshole is really itchy. I also think I saw some worms in my shit.
>>12983844two same numbers!
>>12983845I'm the king of the dubby dubby dimmy dubs. My stanky penis doesn't prevent the dubby dubs.
About to make some chicken tendies and watch more Degrassi. I wish I could shove my dick down Maya's throat while Ziggy boy sits back as the cuck he is.Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
I wonder if Maya would think my dick stank?
>>12983970I can't stop ripping out the hair underneath my balls. I can literally feel it growing little by little. I hate pubic hair! I can't stand having it. I love it on women but I can't stand it on me. I wish I could stop mutilating my dick and balls. I also have become obsessed with ripping the skin off of my ballsack. It's as if I'm getting rid of all of the microplastics in my testicles.
I want to find three fat black women to fart on my dick then lick up my cum.
