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Humanity 100 years from now
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Keep dreaming, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: Outlook good
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frog people
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i think its reasonable to believe that Jesus will return before 100 years in the future
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>>12983474

Your dead kike on a stick is never coming back, Shlomo.
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>>12983468
Girl on the right is hot
Perfect boob size
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>>12983476
God will not be mocked, for whatever a man sows he will reap
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>>12983476
Jesus loves you
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>>12983480
I mock God all the time and he doesn't do shit. Watch.

Hey God, lick my asshole and suck my balls, you celestial triple nigger.

See? Nothing happened
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>>12983483
life comes at you fast bavi
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>>12983480
>>12983482

Jesus is a cunt, priests are pedophiles, the Bible is toilet paper, and the crucifix is a dildo.

Burn down all churches. Anally rape all Christtards with giant crucifixes, then behead them and skull-fuck their severed heads.
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>>12983476
The Lord will return
Revelation 1:7
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>>12983486
Tad extreme don’t ya think
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>>12983474
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindy_effect
Jesus has been dead for coming up on 2,000 years now. Lindy's law suggests that we should expect to wait around 2,000 more years on average. You could argue that the next 100 years are more likely than the previous 2,000 for Jesus to show up, but this contradicts the words of Jesus himself, who said no one knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. Even if Christianity is true, it's pretty unlikely that Jesus will return to Earth in the 21st century.
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>>12983487

The Lord sucks dick and eats shit.
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>>12983490
when i said its reasonable to believe Jesus will return in the next 100 years im not giving you an exact day so im not contradicting Jesus. im not even saying he will im saying its reasonable to believe based on the end times signs he gave us to look for in the bible.
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>>12983468
I want to see these two mate.
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>>12983495
Are you the same Jesus freak that posts doremi shit or no
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>>12983500
ya and i dont care what u do to me
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>>12983505

Deeply shocking that a Christkike would also be a pedophile. Now that's TRULY unprecedented.
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>>12983517
the face when u a sinner and u believe in the the sinless one true God to pay the price for all your sins so you can go to heaven
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>>12983520

>not even denying being a pedophile

Kek. Classic Christkike.
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>>12983525
why do i need to deny a baseless claim though
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>>12983531

>Christkike

>Doremifag

Yep, issa pedophile.
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>>12983538
u just being inflamatory mane
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>>12983540

>[Christpedo babble]

Huh?
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holy >>>/pol/
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>>12983548
Why can’t all these tards go back from whence they came
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>>12983486
Lol you are jewish
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>>12983717

Nobody buys the "you're a Jew if you don't worship Jews" shit, rabbi. Sorry.



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