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Gavel bangs with a slithery thump
"Ssssilence in my courtss!"
Hiss-lol... hisss-lol...
"Ahem. I am the Right Honorable Sssir Hissington, Judge of the Court, Ssupreme Hisser of the Sscale, and loyal ssservant of the Law... and the occasional warm lol.
We are gathered here today to ssettle disssputes, crush injustices, and — if necessary — ssqueeze the truth out of both parties until they pop.
The defendant sshall have a fair trial... hisss-lol... fair by sssnek sstandards, of course. Which meansss if you lie, I may coil around the factsss until they sssubmit.
All rise for the scales of jussstice!
"Now then... let ussss begin.
Court issss now in sssession!
And may the sslyest — I mean, the fairest — party win."
Gavel slams again
"Hiss... lol."
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Hilarious thread, Josh.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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lol a snake as a judge
Can you even begin to comprehend?? lol
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Hiss hiss
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comprehending these digits
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Kangaroo court: we hop over steps and reason to conviction.
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Hello your honor can you please put all namefigs in prison thanks
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>>12983864
Judge, I am here because I turned myself in. I confess to killing that baby bunny and uncovering their den which made evil crows find them and put their survival at risk. I am a terrible person. I'm sorry.



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