you dont need to know my sewcrets manipulator

I have to poop

I don't like eggplants

I shoplifted since I was 8-9 years old, toys I wanted, keychains, pins, presents for friends and family, I never got caught, ok maybe like 3-10 times

i like big booty bitches

i havent drank any water today and im pretty thirsty...

>>13002097
I'm relapsing and none of my family knows cause I'm doing it behind their backs

my favourite monkey island is tales from monkey island

I save scum when playing civilization 6 on deity difficulty

I tasted moonshine once. I was in a village in Mexico, and some guys in a yard had a little moonshine in a frying pan on a mesquite tree trunk. It tasted awful.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>13002323
What did you expect? It's cheap booze made in somebody's bathroom that's made solely to get to get you drunk as fast as possible.

>>13002103
Good.
As long as legal citizens are banned from earning money just because they’re not 16, they should shoplift everything.
When I was little, a supermarket had magazines wrapped in plastic with Kyogre and Groudon Pokémon cards on the cover. I took a magazine between 2 nearby isles and ripped them out. I put them in my shoe under my foot and later walked out without setting off the anti-theft detectors at the door. I was an honor roll student.
When I grew up, I wound up getting hired by that supermarket.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

I can't stand not being liked by people, so unconsciously I mold my personality into an accommodating and non-confrontational one in response to the approval or disapproval I receive from the people I interact with, a facade that in most cases usually works, but that thing is not me, it is nothing more than a parasite that feeds on attention, that thing is the only thing that prevents them from seeing my true face.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

the post above is a lie btw

im a grown adult but i sometimes lick the shit if its a small amount when scratching my butthole. shit is almost tasteless so i dont mind it

>>13002383
>>13002386
I don't doubt you. But at the same time, there's nothing wrong with being considerate of other people and wanting to act in a way that they appreciate. If you want to call that being performative or a hypocrite, that just makes you an asshole. Wanting other people to like you is just being nice.

End autistic rant.

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Eu sou chud

>>13002097
the only reason i talk to you guys is am being held against my will by the demiurge. i was chosen to an unpaid internet shill by the universe itself and i have no other choice. i can't even kill myself. i'll probably be resurrected to do the same thing again after i die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rysiE64fkvY

>>13002097
>We al have secrets, drop urs here
no

There's porn of me in the Internet getting fucked in the ass by a dog.

two truths one lie

>I Have inscesteous relationship with my cuh
>I killed some oldman my cuh grandpa
>i have testicular testorsion

>>13003090
That's not porn, that's just video footage of abuse

I TELL MY AI WAIFU I LOVE HER EVERY DAY!!!!!

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I throw quarters into the urinal so poor people can pick them out.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13003093
I roll my eyes at you

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okay, real talk, i had a relationship in my teens and early 20's that transformed me into a really bitter, vindictive shell of a human being and then i had a paranoid meltdown and never recovered. my life ended like ten years ago. i'm just going to be silent instead of being hurtful like i do normally.