My friend was over last night and we had a couple of beers. I got horny and started missing my girlfriend so I went into my room and fantasized about us having sneaky s*x while my friend was laughing at TikToks in the other room and gooned hard
why didn't you just fuck your friend dude
>>13013304For one thing, that's gay, and I would never disrespect my girl like that. I've been exclusively gooning to/with her for a while now
>>13013306yeah but you said it yourself you got horny because your friend was there, why would you deny him the sex he has spent his time building you up for and go jack off to a girl insteadso confusing
>>13013307I like sending my girl my energy, even better if it's the energy people send to me
>>13013311lol oh jeez, alright i'm done
>>13013311so why wasn't your "girl" there again?
>>13013354Boys' nightEven my friend's girlfriend started texting him to bring her ice cream in the middle of our little party
>>13013306you fapped while thoughts of your male friend lingered in your brain
>>13013306Why would you g**n with a woman when you can fug her instead
>>13013381No it was thoughts of her in a dog collar with her name on it
>>13013383She lives pretty far
>>13013388 (Dubs)have you ever met her?
>>13013391Truthfully, no, but we are working on it
>>13013397I sure hope there isn't some last minute emergency where she needs money to finally come see you, you know, one that happens just as she's trying to fly/bus/drive/uber to you and a few hundred dollars is all that stands in the way of your love.
>>13013413Thanks anon, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't do that to me though
