Never look up the album art for the Scorpions album Virgin Killer

>>13017360
yeah, shitting on you. ready?

>>13017360
misty green and blue oh to love to love you.


half the time it could seem funny....

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>13017362
its just cp lol how did that pass censors

>>13017369
It was a different time. Brooke Shields did a fully nude photoshoot for the Playboy publication "Sugar and Spice" when she was 12 years old. The Dutch porn company Color Climax (which is still in business today) legally produced hardcore child porn films in the 70s and early 80s with girls as young as 7, and these films were openly screened in XXX movie theatres across Europe and America.

>>13017360
smoking a cig
Night Lights is a rly good song
Scorpions are so underrated unless you're like 55+

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>13017391
Also when Jimi died Uli went out with his then-gf danika monneken(?) and that's why Uli has some of his strats
His custom Sky Guitar is nice but his best shit was like in rainbows, speedyscoming, sails of Charon etc

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

https://youtu.be/zyqLOpHCQD4?si=H-_Nxqs9JmskNRHW

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

I wanna get drunk today but I dont know anything fun to do while drunk. Any ideas?

>>13017417
*sip*

i'm gonna make you record with me.

couple beers...

couple guitars...

fuck those krauts...

there exists within you a solo.
to make angels weep.
a hendrix tier statement.

i know it's there.

one day i'll get it on tape.

you just wait buubbbbb aaaa


they don't know.

I KNOW.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>13017417
keep practicing fuckfish.
*sip*

i've already booked the studio time.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bhqVPrGnQfY

they don't see you like hendrix.

but i do.

you don't half believe it yourself.
you might get famous?
(gasp)

I'm probably a better recording engineer than a guitarist.

session work is kinda my thing.

of course tom monda will blow us all out of the water. (theory and composition)

but heart does not always comport with technical prowess and notation.

fuck vai and fuck zappa for that matter.

to be clear:

shut up and play yer guitar.

okay?

*sip*

okay

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>13017421
All I do while drunk is post on s4s listen to music and watch tv

>>13017453
listen up anon:
PICK UP YOUR GUITAR AND PLAY
JUST LIKE YESTERDAY!!!!!!

make it talk.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

I'm never cutting my hair

>>13018000
trips confirm