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Anonymous
 No.13019472
 No.13019472
I spent $3000 on a bidet to drench my hole with
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Anonymous
 No.13019487
 No.13019487
>>13019472
Nigga, they cost $20 at Walmart.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13019493
 No.13019493
>>13019487
lol, I wouldn't dare step foot in a Walmart
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Anonymous
 No.13019882
 No.13019882
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>>13019493
>lol, I wouldn't dare step foot in a Walmart
whatever you say ojou-sama
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Anonymous
 No.13019893
 No.13019893
How it feels when you have a loose butthole from being a sodomite so you can't use a bidet: :-(
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Anonymous
 No.13019924
 No.13019924
>>13019893
sodomites like you don't belong in civilized homes with bidets; you belong in squalor and decay
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Anonymous
 No.13020004
 No.13020004
>>13019493
Based, fuck those pleb stores
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spotted gar
 No.13020006
 No.13020006
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>>13019472
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Anonymous
 No.13020010
 No.13020010
>>13020006
Nice patriotic American flag
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Anonymous
 No.13020028
 No.13020028
Having a wet butt after shitting sounds fucking gross. Why would I want to feel like I just had diarrhea every time?
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Anonymous
 No.13020029
 No.13020029
>>13020028
As someone who has never used a bidet I can't answer that question but I will use this opportunity to check my fortune, thanks

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13020033
 No.13020033
>>13019472
He who cleans, visit expects

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13020036
 No.13020036
>>13020033
ominous dubs
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me caps lock key is broken btw
 No.13020037
 No.13020037
>>13020036
i think hes callin op a pooftah

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13020041
 No.13020041
>>13020028
It is unpleasant as fuck, just the feeling alone of water hitting your asshole feels disgusting. If your asshole smells or has shit on it after wiping that's a skill issue and all these fags just want an excuse to fiddle around with their assholes
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Catfish
 No.13020042
 No.13020042
>>13020041
your ass is never clean if you only wipe weird larping tard
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Anonymous
 No.13020044
 No.13020044
>>13020042
clean enough unless you're expecting someone to stick their face or their cock in there
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Anonymous
 No.13020047
 No.13020047
>>13020044
dubs of variable faces and c*cks
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Anonymous
 No.13020056
 No.13020056
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>>13020044
you should wash your ass for yourself thats nasty even if you cant afford a bidet get a watering can at least
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Anonymous
 No.13020058
 No.13020058
>>13020056
but you can also just takes showers though
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Anonymous
 No.13020062
 No.13020062
>>13020058
yeah or use wet wipes theres many ways of doing it
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Anonymous
 No.13020068
 No.13020068
>>13020056
I mean of course I wash it in the shower every day, it's just the idea of specifically having a whole device for cleaning it and splashing a jet of water up your asshole that I find a little effeminate
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Anonymous
 No.13020069
 No.13020069
>>13020068
Are you calling the Japs effeminate
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Anonymous
 No.13020073
 No.13020073
>>13020069
It's kind of a gray area when it's integrated into the toilet
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Anonymous
 No.13020077
 No.13020077
>>13020073
Yep haha, I think I tried it out too, felt super weird, as if someone tongued my anus !
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Catfish
 No.13020078
 No.13020078
>>13020077
wtf I want a bidet now?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13020080
 No.13020080
>>13020077
tongueing these dubs
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Anonymous
 No.13020107
 No.13020107
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Anonymous
 No.13020110
 No.13020110
>>13020107
why is she doing it wrong?? is she rarted???
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Anonymous
 No.13020159
 No.13020159
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>>13020028
you obviously wipe yourself with a towel afterwards

anyway i don't think i'd like these japanese jet things that shoot water up your bum, seems imprecise, i have an actual bidet and you use your hand to wash yourself
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Anonymous
 No.13020161
 No.13020161
>>13020159
Doesn't change how it feels before that.
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Anonymous
 No.13020162
 No.13020162
>>13020161
before what, before you wipe yourself dry?
i don't really even understand the complaint, are you hydrophobic or something?

in order to wash any body party you have to get it wet with water first
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Anonymous
 No.13020167
 No.13020167
>>13019472
Why would you do that when you could just shit in the shower for the same effect?
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Anonymous
 No.13020170
 No.13020170
>>13020162
Yeah, I specifically don't want a wet asshole every time I take a dump.
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Anonymous
 No.13020194
 No.13020194
>>13020170
dude, you wash yourself and then you wipe yourself with a towel, it's gonna be wet for 5 seconds you're literally making up an issue
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Anonymous
 No.13020208
 No.13020208
>>13020194
dude, i cum in your ass and then you wipe yourself with a towel, it's gonna be sticky for 5 seconds you're literally making up an issue
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Anonymous
 No.13020209
 No.13020209
>>13020208
uhhh i didn't say that???
do you want take this somewhere else big guy?
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Anonymous
 No.13020219
 No.13020219
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>>13020209

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13020284
 No.13020284
>>13020159
Gross you touch poop with your hand
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Anonymous
 No.13020289
 No.13020289
>>13020194
How long do you think it's wet after diarrhea? It's still gross. You're the one making up an issue to justify using these things instead of just wiping.
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Anonymous
 No.13020292
 No.13020292
you're disgusting if you don't use a bidet
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Anonymous
 No.13020294
 No.13020294
Hot. Now you can do anal. Anal is hot.

Hot.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13020295
 No.13020295
>>13020289
Are you comparing diarrhea with regular water? I didn't realized I was /b/ seeing the retardedness of your post.
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Anonymous
 No.13020300
 No.13020300
>>13019472
Enjoy dripping poopy water all over your ass retard
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Anonymous
 No.13020312
 No.13020312
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>>13019472
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Anonymous
 No.13020371
 No.13020371
>>13020289
>of just wiping

imagine you got shit on your hands and all you did was use paper towels to wipe it off and went "yeah this is good enough until i take my next shower"

this is literally people who are okay with just using toilet paper
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Anonymous
 No.13020375
 No.13020375
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>>13020371
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Anonymous
 No.13020769
 No.13020769
>>13020300
dubs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13021997
 No.13021997
>>13020312
fag
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Anonymous
 No.13022014
 No.13022014
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>>13021997
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Anonymous
 No.13022031
 No.13022031
>>13020371
Do you regularly handle things with your anus? Also if you have healthy dry shits there's minimal residue left on it even before wiping.
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Anonymous
 No.13022032
 No.13022032
>>13022031
Every shit I take is a burning liquid diarrhea shit.
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Anonymous
 No.13022038
 No.13022038
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>>13019472
is youre ass clean enough for me to lick
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Anonymous
 No.13022203
 No.13022203
>>13019472
Do you cum every time the jet of water hits your hole ?
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