hmm sometimes I get rather annoyed at having a heated toilet seat and bidet, because sometimes I like to pretend I’m a caveman by doing stuff like throwing random things around with my pants off -- but then, when I sit down on my heated toilet seat while at it, it makes it really hard not to remember I’m actually quite civilized and not some primitive ape
Yeah bro every house should have one
>>13020460I squat on my toilet, so I don't have this problem. Much easier to shit too
>>13020468You jest, but I knew a griller who actually did this
>>13020468don't ever swear in my thread againYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>13020460worm behavior
>>13021100honoring our ancestors is not what worms do it is what civilized contemporaries who respect their tradition and heritage do, as a matter of fact. Harkening back to our forerunners' behavior on Spaceship Earth serves only to elucidate and contextualize the world we find ourselves in today. . . but I wouldn't expect a worm such as yourself to grasp that. Go on, slither back to the slime tunnel whence you emerged before you wither away by the light of my inquiry
>>13021146the worm justifies his worminess with sophistry. You insult your ancestors by declairing that they would toss things about to and fro whilst relieving their bowels when there is not a shred of evidence to back up this claim. In fact, it would be both difficult and stupid for your forerunners to do such a thing because there were no toilets, sinks, nor soap in prehistory. You have not thought this out one bit and are merely trying to justify your slithering slimy worm-like behavior as a tribute to those who came before you. But, it is plain to see that you are wrong and that's just the way the cookie crumbles, as it were.
>>13021296you inject your poison into my good name. You supply your disingenuous words to my honest mouth. I was speaking nothing of stool, I was speaking of the need to use the toilet in times of respecting those who came before me, as sometimes interruptions are necessary. Your reading comprehension betrays your true nature: that of a worm. A worm, whose cylindrical contours allow you only the stupidest of thoughts, and the perversion of truth. I am done hearing the grunts and moans of such a rancid beast. It's time for you to return to the pile of dirt you belong to
>>13021100>>13021311worm dubs!!
>>13020460I do this too
it appears a worm has butted into it's own rear, as it were, and now is intent on waging war with itself all while imitating a far superior poster than it's insignificant, worm self.
>>13020465spoken like a man who has had his barbarism gently steamed off him by the porcelain throne of progress
>>13020558What, you want me to say "poo" instead? Sounds childish
>>13022009your supposeed to saye it like a biritish personYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13022010Poop? How does a British "person" say it?
>>13022009there are several words to describe many things that aren't swear words, in my threadYour fortune: Excellent Luck
