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well? the choice is yours, Italian or Swedish
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not too bad
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im gonna puke
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both look like poop
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>>13027111
im gonna trips
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>>13027107
how should I know what they taste like
>>13027111
>>13027225
Americans won't eat anything that doesn't look like from a manufactured mcdonalds commercial
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>>13027225
pedigested for your convenience
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>>13027229
pork and beef meatballs mixed with seasoned breadcrumbs, onions and garlic with your choice of
- a traditional marinara sauce made with tomatoes, onions, celery and garlic
Or
- a savory roux based gravy made with chicken stock, pan drippings, spices and a dash of mustard
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>>13027238
looks disgusting, but probably tastes good
make some panko chicken (oven baked)
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something like that came out my ass the other day
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>>13027229
bold of you to assume im an amerifag nigger lover
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>>13027247
really interested as to what would look :appetizing: to you

meh, I do shallow fry for that kind of thing, it’d be a waste not to.
>>13027248
It obviously comes out from your mouth too since you talk so much shit
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>>13027260
is that liquid shit at the bottom???
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>>13027261
it is curry, I would suggest trying it before you knock it
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>>13027265
is that fried dog???
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>>13027260
frying makes it look prettier but trust me, oven bake it at least once
i put cayenne, onion/garlic powder, a little paprika, a little turmeric, some pepper and lemon in mayo and soak largeish chicken breasts in it before rolling them in the panko
you get this nice crust on the bottom that soaks up all the chicken juice and it's delicious
you can also bake some carrots and onions with it in the dish
i'm not even good at cooking but trust me on this
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>>13027270
wtf hell nah bruh, you are not selling me on brining my meat in fucking spiced mayo then baking it dude…
I’m traditional, I go flour, egg, then breadcrumbs, then rest for 30 minutes so the breading actually sticks.
I don’t JUST shallow fry, I BASTE it as well, which is spooning hot oil on top of it so it ensures an even fry.
I use tallow mixed with a high smoke point oil like avocado oil.
You can even use butter if you want to make it taste like a Kiev.

I browned the meatballs on a pan, then finish in the oven.
I’m still learning how to cook
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Nigga really said looks disgusting then gonna tell me slather my meat in mayo

What the fuck nigga
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>>13027281
>>13027284
listen you can use the fancy nipponese mayo if you wanna be uppity about it, but all the mayo taste bakes off
i was skeptical too before i tried it because i genuinely hate mayo
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>>13027286
mayo is literally eggs and oil
Why the fuck would I waste mayo when I can use flour and an egg and get an even better result
Did the algorithm teach you this?
I’m trad bro I’m not gonna brine meat in mayo

maybe mustard if it’s a huge ass fucking slab and it needs a binder for bbqing but dude mayo for breaded chicken is fucking egregious, absolutely not, I’d advise you to get some standards and adhere to it
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Ill do dynamite style scallops or some shit but that’s about it when it comes to baking fucking mayonnaise
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>>13027291
you're simply not conceptualizing it right
the mayo creates a semi-liquid layer between the chicken and the panko that a) sticks the breading better than normal flour and b) keeps the chicken from drying out /at all/
and no you fuggin viet cong ass flip i did not get the recipe from a llm or youtube, it came from my're mom

mustard for bbq is p basede though
carolina > texas/georgia
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>>13027305
I looked up a recipe, it’s totally a thing and a dish. I hear you on that.
Will I make it myself?
I wouldn’t count on it.
If it looks appetizing to you, congratulations, there must be a reason why you think my cooking looks disgusting, so we’ll agree to disagree.

I have every style bbq sauce, it tastes better when I mix them, but it’s usually sweet, salty, and spicy
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>>13027314
eh i don't like anything squishy in sauce, mostly
i want all my foods to be crunchy, or at least firm. don't even eat pasta unless i have to
probably the tism

i tend to put ghost pepper hot sauce in my bbq. easy to overdo it but it's p good if you get the spice level right
whiskey habanero can be good too, but you gotta get one that's not too vinegarey
guess that goes for any hot sauce tho
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>>13027327
homemade meatballs arent typically squishy…
When they’re browned on the pan and finished in the oven, the outside develops a crust with an added layer of flavor while the inside is soft enough to cut with a fork, but firm enough to hold its shape as a ball.
You’re doing a disservice to my food calling it squishy when you haven’t even tried it.
Sure, blame it on the spectrum.

Oh wow, ghost pepper, pretty hot… I don’t mind any spice level, I can handle it.
My favorite is a place called howlin rays and they serve hot chicken sandwiches with the fancy super hot spices.
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>>13027265
>>13027260
stop frying dog and eating it
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>>13027382
sage is one of the spices for my Swedish meatball sauce, yes
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>>13027389
looks like shit retard
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>>13027397
Really I didn’t see your comments the first three times, what does it look like again
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>>13027229
i'm not american, AGAIN
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>>13027405
like poo
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>>13027107
All Meatballs Are Delicious And Valid (AMADAV)
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>>13027522
Cringe take from a cringe poster
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>>13027107
Sauce on the swedish meatballs looks too thick and not creamy enough.
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thats neither italian nor swedish you amerifat
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>>13027730
its Chinese (dog balls)
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>>13027107
>peepee or poopoo
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>>13027444
three same number
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>>13027789

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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rate my lunch
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>>13027798
s4sians really are Indians, kek!
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>>13027800
esforcers really check dubs
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>>13027800
u colonise us becost ur fud iz bland rmeber dat honkey
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>>13027800
said the black women lol
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>>13027729
it doesn’t need milk or cream if you get the roux right, this thickness is intentional because it adheres to the meatballs better than just swimming in gravy.
>>13027730
how is it not?
>>13027798
Peak white people food
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this looks like actual shit from a butt

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13028000
it doesn’t need milk or cream if you get the trips right, this thickness is intentional because it adheres to the trips better than just triples in trips.
>>13028000
how is it trips?
>>13028000
Peak trip people trips

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13028011
Grand take from someone picked from the garbage
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a quail friend asked me to post her food as reply
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>>13028073
is that seriously the best insult you can come up with
that was retarded lole

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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looks like sh-- poop



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