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posture is fugged eugh
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I love JoJo effect lole
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i choose to be le nurgle, bummer lole
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anyone got a training program for fat german neets?
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no answer if i ask for help as always but when they want to call you names and slurs they are always there
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>>13027734
jojo effect is when u take 1 selfie and your spine starts doing a stand pose lole
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>>13027745
Drink a glass of water before every meal.
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>>13027733
East German Terrorist wanted by the BKA Phenotype
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>>13028643
Gado was part of the Baader-Meinhof gang
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>>13027745
1. Get a job
2. Lose weight
3. ???
4. Congratulation yourself for not being a fat neet

Sorry I can't help you with being German that's kinda just something you gotta own. Maybe you could marry a jewish woman.
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>>13029375
why nottu okay
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>>13029388
Because the only thing I can think of is you become American or jewish, both of which are just as bad a being German so switching to either wouldn't make much of a difference. However if you become jewish by marrying a female jew then at least you could gain access to the tunnels.
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>>13029391
whats so bad about either one of them if i may ask, the kokoro is much more important than these cheap labels
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the time goes by slowly today is it the same for you too?
like a warm chewing gum under a shoe
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i got le haircut today from the nice lady that lives above me in the halfway house for mentally ill peoplel
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its just hair but it makes a difference
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>>13029492
Gado is so handsome
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people never tell me anything
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>>13029496
rolling the fortune

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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rolling again

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13029505
>>13029508
freaking sweet

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13029511
sweet dubs
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what looks better iyo?
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people tell me so much bullcrap all the time i cant even tell whats real anymore
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well not tell me directly they just talk through car doors and look at me weird hope thats okay now
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now i look like my evil twin brother mwahahah
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>>13029502
I just got my hair cut today too. We're like haircut brothers!
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>>13029621
do you have an evil twi brother too?
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>>13029622
Hmmm no. You know your evil twin brother is a schizophrenic delusion, right?
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>>13029621
jesus i hope your wife cheated and your retarded son didnt got your genes
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>>13029532
>i cant even tell whats real anymore
Thats cause you have schizophrenia my dude. I think you can safely assume people are not talknig to you through car doors, this is not possible
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>>13029621
the last thing the missing child sees
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How to tell if a voice is a delusion:

1. There is no one there you fucking retard
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>>13029397
Being American means you are an imperial and goycattle to Israel while being jewish means you fuck babies and drink their blood. Germans are ok but they are also losers who suck at war and can't reproduce like the rest of Europe.

>>13029492
>>13029502
Do NOT comb your hair forward like that it makes you look like you are trying to hide your face like a bitch faggot cuck nigger that you are but you don't want to come across that way.
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>>13029686
what country are u from just curious
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>>13029690
USA
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>>13029690
I mean Pakistan
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>>13029690
India
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>>13029686
what are you my mother?



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