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i found out that mot (inventor of 4chan) makes juice now, that's why no one sees him around these days

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13028321
he's got no time for this old chinese cartoon website now that he's inherited the family business

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13028321
is this why /pol/ is lalways so p*ssed about the juice???

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13028328
I would watch this show
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>>13028338
Funniest joke I've seen today. They should open pizza place and sell their grape juice there
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>>13028321
Sticky confirms this is true.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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zomg postimg on a stickler

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13028321
should go try some out

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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i wanna post in the sticky,,

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13028321
juice made the bord sticky :DDDDDD

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13028748
don't looke now, butte...
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>>13028756
>>13028749
>>13028748
>>13028747
>>13028745
>>13028740
>>13028343
>>13028342


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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but we see too many namefiggers around these days
>>12997878
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>>13028321
this sticky is great & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-experienced professional he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overtipping for a perfect lunch at a nearby trendy blogpraised sidewalk-chalkboard fresh hip classy check-staurant, organized by dub checkers, saw people were enjoying a disproportionate amount of their collective time making mind-bogglingly interesting versions of this god-blessed meme, & stickied it with all the passion of a true mod at yer nearest imageboard. then the comedy genius gentlemen pile in to regard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to ecstatically lose their mind over the new amazing sticky. and you're all part of the unique, ongoing spectacle. fascinating


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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It's a sticky because apple juice is sticky when you spill it
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>>13028777
trips confirm

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13028777
trips confirm that apple juice is sticky when you spill it

Your fortune: Average Luck
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got something sticky for you right here

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13028321
White GrapeApe flavor
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>>13028792
is it apple juice? :0

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13028807
Mr. Welch could kick mot's candy ass
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>>13028817
say that to his chin not online and see what happens f*cker
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>>13028321
mot

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13028321
i thought everyone knew this
its lelicious
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>>13028846
you thought wrong
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>>13028854
i barley think at all
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>>13028858
not a surprise
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POASTIN IN A STIGGY

Your fortune: Good Luck
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HOLY SH*T ITZ REAL

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13028908
Mossad post
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epic stickum

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13028969
ebin

simbly ebin
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>>13028947
i wish i could work for mossad

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13028977
i wish i could get dubs
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>>13028969
this is so los nice
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thank u for solving the mystery

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13028969
Bazed af tbh fr
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Dad?
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>>13028969
win
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>>13028321
If you look closer at the label you can see that moot began making juice before he made 4chan.

He'd been making juice since 1842
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>>13029247
the very day after he met prominent juicer redacted
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>>13028969
wtf they turned him into juice?!
this can't be legal how do i report this

Your fortune: Outlook good
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OJ
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lol
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>>13028321
exactly when does time makes you mad
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>>13029938
Constantly. I am always trying to find ways to fight back against the oppressive onslaught of time.
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>>13029967
u tryin 3 fight a ghost m8, give urself a brake
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>>13028833
nice double double
>>13028977
>>13029700
mot blessed these dubs

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Clever thread, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13030481
i was worried when i didn't see a joshpost yet, i think i speak for the whole board when i say that i'm glad you made it!
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>>13030481
>>13030643
yeah, thanks joshposter! you rock!!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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WE ARE JOSH NICHOLS
WE CARRY THE FLAME

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13028969
itz real
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moot created /pol/ at the bequest of jeffo epstein
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>>13031114
this is in fact true
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>>13031349
this is in fact true
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reminber!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13028321
wan't this proven to be a hoax?
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>>13031505
I asked AI and it confirmed that Mot's Apple Juice is a real product you can go out and buy.
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POASTING IN STICKY!!!
Btw, who's Josh?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13032054
suffering from amnesia, Josh? :^)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13032082
I have never met a person named Josh

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13032127
Joshposter is severely mentally ill
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why does this thread have less replies than the other sticky
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>>13032499
*fewer

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13032602
yes
>>13032506
no
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>>13032270
Joshchosis
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>>13032704
i dont give a fuck nigga fuck duck even if it rain bitch we comin thru
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Unexpected item in bagging area. Remove this item before continuing.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13032854
>Unexpected item in bagging area. Remove this item before continuing.
Unexpected item in bagging area. Remove this item before continuing.
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>>13032859
Attendant on the way. Attendant on the way. Attendant on the way. Attendant on the way. Attendant on the way. Attendant on the way. Attendant on the way. Attendant on the way. Attendant on the way.

Tip: 5% 10% 20% other
Would you like to donate to [charity that never helped you in all the 18 years you needed it]? yes no

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13032888
three same numbers!!
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>>13028321
how many people are suffering stomach pain ...67
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>>13033131
I haven't had a stomach ache yet that peptol bismol couldn't fix
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>>13033208
me niether you fucking retard
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>>13028969
this is a really grate meme
Do you mind if I save it?
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>>13033607
yea i do mind dont you fucking dare
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ew I bet that juice is just straight ass and apples
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>>13033621
No worries my man
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>>13033719
100% jews by m0t
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>>13028321
yummers
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MOT
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>>13034444
MOT QUADS
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>>13028321
Why did he drop one of the "o's" from his name?
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>>13034444
juicy quads

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13034444
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>>13028321
putedo louco do demonio...
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>>13028777
XDDDDD also nice trips
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lel xD
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>>13035055
dubs xD
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13029062

this is stoney board
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>>13035266 dubs
she drinkin tha juice
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>>13034466
nice double dubs! i think his name only ever had one "o", some people just added an extra one mistakenly or perhaps intentionally to be jokesters

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13035640
moot is the british spelling. The rest of the world uses mot
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>>13035890
bri'ish spelling would actually be mought
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>>13035916
please be gentle, mot is sensitive
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>>13029247
the juice company must be the family business, he'll pass it on to his children someday...
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MODS = GODS
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>>13036715
lole
ever try to insert the frankmason symbol sextant into the rotary club symbol to make it spin?
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actually mot was sentenced to life in prison for killing a guy
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Lowk looks tasty
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>>13028777
go scratch a lottery ticket with those digits
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>>13028969
100% jooze
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wouldn't it be cool if, instead of being 100% apple juice, it was 100% orange juice?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13039575
i dunno if the fruit does sommin to the point of freezing, i like it at minus 5 degrees, where its cool
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>>13028321

LET ME GUESS THIS JEET WAS FINED FOR SHITTING ON THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET


NICE TRY MR. JEWGLE GETTING ME TO WATCH THIS SWARTHY DISGOSTENG CREACHURE YAP ABOUT RACISM PREVENTING HIM FROM SCORING PRIME 11 YEAR OLD WESTERN GIRL PUSSY
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>>13039817
Look MA no seat!
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>>13039802
i'll show you cool, pal
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>>13039817
its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Q>>13039999
μ>>13039999
@>>13039999
D>>13039999
$>>13039999


>>13039999

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13039999
Qμ@D$
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>>13040100
Dubs checking quads within the context of a stiggy about mot??
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Mot's
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>>13039999
so los quadful

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13041462
WHERE IS YOURE HELMET BERRY ITS DANGERUOS TO SKATE WITHOUT A HELMET
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poasting
in
a
stimkky
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>>13039999
observed

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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where were u when mot became 100% juice
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test

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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stickleton!!1!!!!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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i lov stickee!
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>>13042290
I think this sticky sucks!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
Holy fug mot is famous now I saw that brand at Walmart
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>>13028321
holy crossed mokambo we are sure getting nailed somehow ...
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hey can i suck your dick please???

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13028321
I know it's WordCup...
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If we buy enough of Mot's juice, can we pour it into an homunculous and create a new mot?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13028321
are you ready to talk about cannabisn?
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>>13045658
maybe but it would be a waste
the proper usage of mot juice is to distill it into mot wine and get motted out of your g*dd*mn minde
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>>13046343
tune in turn on drop out the mot way
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Anybody else noticing that m0t's juice looks suspiciously like pee????
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>>13046884
he really needs some water
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rip juice word
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This is now a this picture thread
post this picture
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>>13049082
this picture
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>>13049082
I remember that /b/ thread!
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>>13049349
/b is not worth remembering
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>>13051538
Old /b/ was, current /b/ is not
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Anyone tried out his juice yet?
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>>13052425
it tastes a lot like cum but yeah. idk how they managed to make apple juice so thick and white

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13052840
mot milk
yum
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>>13028321
weak mot, i crush him with sronk bullet
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>>13054100
good dubs and good image
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makes sense

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13054455
dubs! 2x

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13055566
i will make her sticky
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>>13055655
i will check your dubs
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>>13055566
Haven't seen this pic in ages
Saved
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>>13055885
this is nice board
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>>13056303
this is nice board
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sticky?
>>
postina inna sticky


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13031399
unchecked doubles on page 10!
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personally i think this thread got unstickied too soon
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unstickied due to irrelevancy

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13055199
dubs checking combo!
>>13055566
nice three and two digit repeaters
>>13057944
the dubs are stuck to the thread!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13058640
unstickied due to being unprofitable

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13059299
nice dubs
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>>13058569
yeah too soon
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RESTICKY
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>>13059299
>>13060099
checked
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>>13060107
>>13060107
>>13060107
>>13060107
<3


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
posting inna stiggy


Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13057543
gone
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>>13060107
checked the checker
resticky imminent

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>>13060970
you're mome is gone lole
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>>13061206
rude
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>>13061206
thank you for the flowres...the loss our family feels is of GREAT magnitude
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we r safe here in the nutritious domain of juice, thank u mot

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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The 8 Steps of Juiceolding
>she drinks it for fun
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BRING US DA JUICE!
>>


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13029247
better not have used slave labor
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>>13061597
flowres are nice
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13037646
for shame
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moots juice is his piss mixed with bull semen and his wifes tit milk (zero sugar!)
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>>13065246
>>13065246
>>13065246
>>13065246
>>>/b/ >>4 lewd


Your fortune: Excellent Luck



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