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Kafkᵃ
06/30/26(Tue)13:58:28 No.13038556

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Kafkᵃ 06/30/26(Tue)13:58:28 No.13038556

Guys I'm not gonna lie, I'm about to watch some Jim Carrey moviefilms.
All I humbly ask you is in your opinion belief or other such though, who would win in a cage fight?
Me, Michelangelo, James Tiberius Kirk, Michelangelo the ninja mutant turtle, your mother, or an oxford comma?
I hope this message finds you well,
sent from my Ifridge.

Anonymous
06/30/26(Tue)14:00:05 No.13038558

Anonymous 06/30/26(Tue)14:00:05 No.13038558

the oxford comma will win most fairly officiated duels

Kafkᵃ
06/30/26(Tue)14:03:20 No.13038562

Kafkᵃ 06/30/26(Tue)14:03:20 No.13038562

>>13038558
Woah wait slow down.
I said AN oxford comma, not THE oxford comma.
There may be many kids acting Rambo on Counter Strike Global Offensive 2 but only one John James.

bavi trailer dude
06/30/26(Tue)14:04:49 No.13038563

bavi trailer dude 06/30/26(Tue)14:04:49 No.13038563

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>>13038556
In a cage fight none of them would match a TMNT's superhero levels of strength and agility. It wouldn't even be close. The turtle would win

Kafkᵃ
06/30/26(Tue)14:08:32 No.13038566

Kafkᵃ 06/30/26(Tue)14:08:32 No.13038566

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>>13038563
The film I ended up watching first being The Mask I have high hopes for this evening, Do you think TMNT should be known by their comic graphic novels or their TV shows or SOMETHING ELSE ENTIERLY?

Kafkᵃ
06/30/26(Tue)14:10:59 No.13038570

Kafkᵃ 06/30/26(Tue)14:10:59 No.13038570

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PUBLIC STATEMENT is what I would say If I was a train driver, however.
I have decided to give up on this thread.
Please feel free to continue posting tonight on this thread and other such threads.
I WILL NOT ENGAGE ANYMORE WITH YOU.
Remember that one time @ band camp when I was called Peo?

bavi trailer dude
06/30/26(Tue)14:19:07 No.13038576

bavi trailer dude 06/30/26(Tue)14:19:07 No.13038576

>>13038566
Nice dubs. They were a comic for an adult audience before they ever became a children's cartoon, but both versions are heckin valid

Anonymous
06/30/26(Tue)19:01:40 No.13038907

Anonymous 06/30/26(Tue)19:01:40 No.13038907

>>13038556
your mother wins by technicality because everyone else hesitates to hit a nice lady and then the oxford comma files a formal complaint with the referee

jim carrey is in the corner making faces and somehow gets the belt anyway

Anonymous
06/30/26(Tue)19:04:19 No.13038912

Anonymous 06/30/26(Tue)19:04:19 No.13038912

>>13038556
Michelangelo the ninja mutant turtle, and it's not even close.

Anonymous
06/30/26(Tue)19:16:47 No.13038920

Anonymous 06/30/26(Tue)19:16:47 No.13038920

>>13038556
you would win by shitting yourself from fear and everyone else tapping out cuz who wants to stay in the cage after you shat yourself jfk clean yourself up GODDAMN

Anonymous
07/01/26(Wed)09:27:41 No.13039585

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)09:27:41 No.13039585

>>13038556
always bet on oxford comma

Anonymous
07/01/26(Wed)10:28:13 No.13039680

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)10:28:13 No.13039680

>>13038556
Why are you on here if you're in your fifties? Go back to Facebook, old man.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Yt ppl r genetically recessive
07/01/26(Wed)10:30:34 No.13039681

Yt ppl r genetically recessive 07/01/26(Wed)10:30:34 No.13039681

>>13038556
I don't know who any of those people are

Anonymous
07/01/26(Wed)10:31:35 No.13039682

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)10:31:35 No.13039682

>>13039680
I am not mistaken about the "internet" ...you can only go dark after here but hmmm ...

Anonymous
07/01/26(Wed)13:57:43 No.13039885

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)13:57:43 No.13039885

James Kirk has beat the shit out of aliens stronger than mutated turtles so my $$$ is on the captain.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
07/01/26(Wed)14:04:10 No.13039892

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)14:04:10 No.13039892

>>13039885
but Michelangelo is a party dude

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